This might be stupid what --
what is morning wood?
like that girl says it on the commerical for the MTV show with ashley parker angel
but i dont know what she means when she asked him if he had morning wood.
jealousyxo answered Sunday January 15 2006, 12:29 pm: I didnt know this expression till like a year ago lol but anyway everyone who answered this was right,its when a guy just happens to have an boner when he gets up in the morning ; ]
xTatteredxXxDreamsx answered Saturday January 14 2006, 4:07 pm: Its when a guy wakes up with a boner and then its hard for them to pee lol. hope i helped.
TimmyTM answered Saturday January 14 2006, 2:14 pm: As a means of refreshing blood in the penis (ie: engorging it to full potential on a regular basis) males will normally have nocturnal erections, usually waking up with them. [ TimmyTM's advice column | Ask TimmyTM A Question ]
MikeDaBoobNinja answered Saturday January 14 2006, 1:18 pm: Wow, the people who answered previously are jerks. It's also known as a pee-hard, or sometimes jorwood (by a select few) Morning wood sucks!
4everMyself2 answered Saturday January 14 2006, 11:04 am: Stop being lazy and view some of the questions before you ask one. This question was already asked.
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