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morning wood


Question Posted Saturday January 14 2006, 8:35 am

This might be stupid what --
what is morning wood?
like that girl says it on the commerical for the MTV show with ashley parker angel
but i dont know what she means when she asked him if he had morning wood.


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MikeCFT answered Sunday January 15 2006, 1:30 pm:
This one happens to all of us. Hormone levels and in fact all bodily functions peak during the night and the result is a pitched tent of your covers when you wake up.

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jealousyxo answered Sunday January 15 2006, 12:29 pm:
I didnt know this expression till like a year ago lol but anyway everyone who answered this was right,its when a guy just happens to have an boner when he gets up in the morning ; ]

♥ danielle

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Basketball3846 answered Saturday January 14 2006, 5:57 pm:
its when a guy wakes up with an erection.

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xTatteredxXxDreamsx answered Saturday January 14 2006, 4:07 pm:
Its when a guy wakes up with a boner and then its hard for them to pee lol. hope i helped.

~No Boyfriend.No Problems.~

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TimmyTM answered Saturday January 14 2006, 2:14 pm:
As a means of refreshing blood in the penis (ie: engorging it to full potential on a regular basis) males will normally have nocturnal erections, usually waking up with them.

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MikeDaBoobNinja answered Saturday January 14 2006, 1:18 pm:
Wow, the people who answered previously are jerks. It's also known as a pee-hard, or sometimes jorwood (by a select few) Morning wood sucks!

I love you,
The Waffler

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fabulous11 answered Saturday January 14 2006, 12:37 pm:
this was asked yesterday to.
it means like a morning errection

-Jess

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4everMyself2 answered Saturday January 14 2006, 11:04 am:
Stop being lazy and view some of the questions before you ask one. This question was already asked.

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Mackenzie answered Saturday January 14 2006, 10:24 am:
This question was asked yesterday:
"an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources." - taken from: [Link](Mouse over link to see full location)

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xomegaroni answered Saturday January 14 2006, 10:23 am:
uhh an erection haha =)

-hope that helped!♥

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