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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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My friend has mono and i shared her water bottle with her 2 days ago( not knowing she had it) i got tested the next morning and my test came back negative..however i feel like i have the flu and strep throat , is there a possiblitly that i may still have gotten it? should i get tested again?

Mono is an airborn disease, you could have gotten it from being around her.

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Can you get pregnant from anul sex?

Since when is your ass attached to your snatch? Of course you can't get pregnant from it.

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Ok so this is for my best friend leigh leigh.
she has a bf thats really devoted into their relation ship and on tuseday its ganna be one month. Her bf is like a really good friend to me like he's awesome but his name is asim like how u say awesome whoa off topic there but yeh he's like omg the best but leighh doesnt know if she wants a bf right now but she still likes asim and she doesnt wanna break his heart what should she do?
ps. send me the advice so i can send it to her
kay thanks lovess

She should break it off because she'll only hurt him more by dating him when not liking him.

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Do you think horoscopes are true in any way?

They're fairly generalized, so it's possible it might fit a lot of things going on in your life, but I've found those things to be REALLY accurate. It kind of scares me.

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What is the best diet to be on?

The one where you eat healthy and excercise.

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i got my first ever period on may 31, 2006. it lasted 2 days. i never got it since. i know they can be irregular, but its almost been half a year. does anyone know when the next time i will get it ? thanks !

I'm no Nostradamus, but January 25th is looking promising...


Seriously, how the hell could any of us tell you when YOUR body is going to spew blood.

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I was just wondering something...


If say I got out for a nice dinner at a very nice place (I'm talking like guys have to wear jackets/ties and it's atleast a $80 a person) with my parents and my 21-year-old brother. If they all order wine, am I allowed to have any if my parents say it's okay, or will the restaurant have a problem with it? I'm 17.

Technically, you are not allowed to consume alcohol until you are 21 years of age. Whether or not your parents agree with it. The restaurant may not card you, but they would be REALLY stupid to not do it. I mean, I cant say much, I get my underaged friend into a bar every week, but I'm just saying don't get your hopes up. Anyways, wine is gross.

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well i'll make this short

i think i like this boy. i sit next to him in one of my classes and we talk occasionally. he is not what you call "cool" but hes cute and nice. he's friends with geeks and popular people too but i feel that liking him is not a good choice.. is it ?

thanks in advanced !!

I'm fully prepared for the one you're going to give me, but whatever. First question, who the fuck cares if the guy's a little geeky? Are you that much of a sheep that you are worried about allowing your personal feelings to be....personal? If the guy is cute and nice, and you like him, then what's the problem? You can either be yourself and like him, or be fake and allow others to affect you. The guy's you think you want to like are only going to hurt you.

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ohkay well i want to lose 20 pounds..
1. how old do you have to be to buy diet pills?
2. what is the best and fastest working diet pills?


thankz

Sorry to tell you, but diet pills are not the answer. If you want to lose weight, you should do it the healthy way. Anyways, eating better and doing some excersising will help you keep your weight down a lot longer than if you cheated it with pills.

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I'm a 15 y.o. freshman girl and boys don't really talk to me. I'm sort of shy and quiet in class, so I may come off as snobby or unapproachable. I'm only shy and quiet because I'm afraid they don't like me. I don't think I'm ugly or anything, so I dunno. Should I talk to them? What are some good conversation starters? How can I be more outgoing?

Just start talking to people. There's no real answer myself or anyone can give you to be more outgoing. All I can say is just find a guy who happens to be interesting, and get to know him. If things don't work out, there's always other guys. It's something you have to get over yourself. Don't worry, getting over shyness is something that is possible with personal effort.

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Okay I'm 16 and and I am 6"1. Many people say that weed make you stop growing more is this true?

Someone also told me some rumor about smoking cigarettes giving you lung cancer, but things get twisted around over the years.

All kidding aside, smoking pot does a lot of negative things to your body, and its very possible it does something to your growth. You should just assume the worst and not smoke pot.

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Okay I am currently attending school and work at boston market about 30 hours a week 6.25 a hour. But I owe so much money that is not even covering it. What should I do I need like more money and I can't work a 2nd job because I have school. I have tried so many things to do to get more money what should I do?

Get a better paying job. Fast food places aren't good if you're looking for money.

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well see my issue is that i lost my virginity in the WORST way possible, and now that ive had sex i dont want to stop.. all i think about is sex and everything that comes out of my mouth is sex, and i know this sounds horrible but its not as bad as it seems but i have had sex with about 4 people and i have not gone out with either of them..even the person i lost my virginity to.. is that bad?? sometimes i feel like a whore and some girls call me a slut what should i do?

Well, you are a slut, sorry to tell you. You should really calm the fuck down, because you're on a path to STD's and pregnancy. So I mean, if you wanna get sick and have a baby before you graduate high school, go for it, but people will still look at you as a slut and you will only be popular to football players.

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I have ALOT of floppy disks that have important information on them but everytime i put them in, my computer asks if i want to format them. and if i click yes, it says that the disk cannont be formatted. My A Drive got screwed up a long time ago and my dad fixed it about a year ago. Does anyone know why it is doing this? I really need the information on those disks and i cant get to them! Help Please! Thanks!

Maybe you should stop living in the early fucking 90's.

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ok i am a little bit weird and i am the risk taker i do things just because my friends dare me to. do any guys out there find that even a litle bit attractive?

Sorry to tell you, but you're stupid. Some guy out there will find something you do attractive.

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can you tell your bf you love him if youve only been datn a month

No, because I seriously doubt you love him after a month.

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Ok look this really sucks. Me and my girlfriend have been dateing for a little over 4 months and well when we first started daten it was june 14th and on july 4th i accedently got messed up and cheated on her with one of my x's but we didnt do nothin i just kissed her well when i soberd up i felt like crap so i went home and i told my girl right as soon as i got ahold of her well it killed her and me but we stayed together, now we love each other more than i can explain she is everything to me i would give anything up for her. and well now she keeps thinkin about it i have appoligized in every way possible but she is still till this day thinkin about it and we get in a argument every time she brings it up and sometimes they get pretty intense. but my question is how do i get her to forget about it i mean shes not mad at me or nuttin she just gets all tore up but how do i get her to forget it and let it go on by i know its hard to forget something like that but i mean its been almost 4 months sence it happend can someone please help me...

Tell her to stop being a girl and to forget the past.

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whenever my 2 friends do something without me, the one girl mel makes a huge deal out of it. i think she is trying tomake me feel left out. shold i just brush it off?

Just ignore her, she's stupid and will probably die in a hit and run because she didn't look both ways sooner or later.

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okay so me and my friend had sex ( with 2 diff guys obviously) lol and we think were pregonent and we dont liek abbortions what should we do!?

Well, you could either take responsibility for your actions and go through with having the kids, put them up for adoption so that they can grow up in happy homes, or you could just sit there and punch each other in the stomachs and hope that solves everything.

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Okay, so I'm 20 and I go to college and live in dorms and I find myself horny all the time. I don't know what to do. I have 2 questions:

1) What should I do?

2) Will you have sex with me?

Thanks doll!!

Well, in today's society, you would be considered a "slut". Now, being a "slut" isn't always a bad thing, but like 99% of the time it is. Now, let me get to your specific questions...


1. Well, you can do one of three things really. You could always be a total whore (which it sounds like you're doing that already). If you do this, you'll get lots and lots of sex, but you'll also probably end up a single parent with disgusting crotch. Then, you could always find a boyfriend who's into lots of sex. This one is a lot safer, because you're only having sex with one guy, but the chance of becoming a single parent will always be there. Your last option, is to masturbate a lot and concentrate more on school. While this one isn't as sexually satisfying, it's probably better for you in the long run.

2. No.

I hope my answers were able to help you today.

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