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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Me and my girlfriend want to have sex but she hasn't really had a penis inside of her. Other than it bleeding, is there any way people would notice that she did it?

Everyone at her church will know, they have those weird senses about them.

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if i have a Compaq Computer can i purchase a Dell keyboard to use with it? can you cross those 2 brands together or do i HAVE to use a compaq brand keyboard?

If you end up buying a Dell keyboard, you will get viruses. GARUNTEED.

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i wrote a book, about mean group of girls, & this one that like finds out you can be mean to people & blah blah blahh...anyways, any ideas on what i should call it?

The Big Book of Suck
Cliche Adventures
Already Been Done

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I'm getting a CHI for Christmas and I REALLY need your opinions on this. I've narrowed it down to two choices, the new colored 1" Jewel CHI or the Turbo 1" CHI. Whats your opinion on both and which would you recommened has the better quality. Please, I don't want my parents to spend alot of money for something worthless.

(Ps, I want a CHI so please don't recommened another brand. I've had 11 other brands and I'm ready to settle for a quality flat iron)

You should explain what the fuck a CHI is.

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what are some good ways to destroy jeans at home?

thanks so much in advance!!

Light them on fire.

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okay for the girls. i started my period and it kind of smells.how do you et it to be like virtually odorless like a certain kind of pad?


i neeeeed answers :)

Fabreeze.

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Is there any such thing as like a social disorder? what i mean by that is, sometimes at school or when im hanging out with friends, in a way i dont feel motivated to interact. its hard to explain. in my head i have all these things to say but something inside makes me just be quiet. its really starting to bother me and affect my life, any info/advice would be awesome!

There is a thing called "social anxiety disorder" and it does cover the things you're talking about. There is a lot more to it, and since I'm not a licensed psychologist I cannot tell you that you have it, but it is something to look into.

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I have 3 friends, REALLLY good friends, and we all go to the same skool and in the same class. were besties. anyway, those 3 friends live pretty close to each other, and i live a little farther away, so they r always doing things without me (shopping, movies, hanging out ect.) and leaving me out. I know theyre not doing it on purpouse, but it still REALLY hurts becuase they talk about it infront of my face. Ive tried to talk to them about it, but they just get REALLY mad. what should i do?

You should grow up.

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So I take it you couldn't even answer my previous question. Hope I didn't offend you, but you should really take into consideration what I said, because you are pretty pathetic. If you don't remember me, here's a refresher:

Why is a 22 year old low-life waiter giving shitty advice to young teens? You like doing it, but keep in mind that these youngsters really do worry and stress themselves over the questions that you so ignorantly answer. If you want to tell people they're stupid, retarded, or anything like that, you should really consider politics. Or perhaps get some sort of life off of the computer you sick fuck.

Why is it a random person from the internet feels the need to hide behind an anonymous question to attempt to belittle me? You didn't offend me, not even close. And, as for why I feel the need to tell people they're stupid, retarded, or anythign like that, that's what some of these kids need. If anything, the people who give bad advice are the equally stupid kids who try and tell them what they want so they can get a 5 rating from them. Telling someone it's ok to attempt to get a couple to break up so that they can date the person they want is not good advice. And so what if I throw some humor in there, it amuses me and that's all that matters.

So, to answer your question, I do it because I enjoy it.

Thank you for your time.

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I just started dating this guy a few days ago and hes already saying "I love you". We havent even been on a date yet! I told him not to say it unless he means it and he said that he does. I feel a little uncomfortable, what should i say to him to show him that its too soon?

He might think he loves you, but most likely he doesn't. Let him know it's weird, and if he doesn't stop it consider leaving him. He'll only end up making dolls out of your hair and other weird things.

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HI
Im 13 years old and have never had a bf. All my friends have and they have all had their first kiss i still havent . Im worried ill never get a boyfriend when i talked 2 my mate she said to try flirting more but i dont know how
please help
xx

I didn't have my first kiss til I have almost 20. It's really not a bad thing that you haven't at the age of 13. It's better than kissing everyone.

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is it true that when your ears ring it means someone is talking about you?

my friend said it was true..but i dont believe it.

It's an old wives tale, that would be silly.

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Ok so, me and my friend today at fine arts, we were listening to music and looking at a pic of 5th grade and our old teachers, and we started crying cuz we missed it so much and all the memories. What can we do to stop crying and thinking about 5th grade??


pleaasee good answers!

You could, not think about it? Memories are just that, memories. You're going to remember really good times or really bad times, it's natural. You might try not looking at pictures from that time period.

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Do you have to be a certain age to purchuse a vibrator im 14, and if so...where can i go to get one?

Sorry, but you have about 4 years before you can buy a vibrator. It's not like you need one at your age anyways.

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how old do i have to be to get a piercing without parental permission....is it 16 or 18? or is it different in every state?

I'm pretty sure it's 18 all over the nation. You have to be a legal adult to do it.

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what does "playing tonsil hockey" mean? how do you play??

What you do is rip out someone's tonsils, and go to a local ice rink and play hockey using them as the puck. I don't suggest doing it, it's illegal.

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Okay so there is this teacher at school who I really like. Shes like punk rock-emo even though shes in her fifties. Heh. Anyways, like some days she is extremely funny and bubbly and happy and the the next day she will be totally crazy and stressed, almost to the point where she scares us. She will start yelling at us and blaming all of her problems and stuff on us. Anyways I was just wondering, could this be a sign of like bipolar disorder or some other disorder? Like, I dont want to pry into her personal life, but I want to know if we are making her mad or if it is some kind of thing she cant control.

She's probably mad because punk is dead.

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i decided i want to makeout with someone before 8th grade. but i need some pointer on how to. like do you open and close you mouth? and do you put your hands? i am so confusedd. thanks in advance!

Just go to some social get together and make out with a guy/girl. It should either come natural, or you'll get mocked throughout middle school. Everything will be fine.

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why is it that most of the time when my boyfriend fingers me and i go to the bathroom after that it burns when i pee, does that mean there is somethin wrong with me. please tell me am scared

Maybe he lubes his fingers with Tabasco sause before inserting his fingers.

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Why do guys hate/not like when girls cry? For example, last night I was telling my best guy friend about something really upsetting, and he just kept saying, "Please don't cry, please don't cry." What makes guys always say that, like why does it upset tem when girls cry?

I think Maddox said it best, when women cry, men think of them as infants. Adults never cry, so this is instinct. Our first thoughts are, "Does she need to be burped, did she eat something off the floor and now her stomach hurts, or is her diaper messy?" It's not that we don't like it, it's that we just get confused.

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