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whats the best way to get a guy out of my head? i went out on a date with this one guy..i met him 2 weeks before this..we had a great time..when we met and talked for hours..then we talked on the phone..we went out on a date..and he afterwards..he was all talking about a second date..and that he would call me later etc..well he called me the next day..left a message on my house phone..knowing that i wouldn't be home..i have a cell phone..and told me he had a good time etc..and thanked me for the nite before..and that he would talk to me later..but i never heard from him again..i called him a week later..to see how he was..it went straight to voicemail..he never returned my phone call..i think that i saw him a few weeks later..and when i walked past him..he totally turned and looked at me...so if hes totally gonna turn and look at me..why couldn't he make a 2nd date..like he talked about etc..how can i just get him out of my head..i doubt hes thinking of me still...even if he did come on totally strong...like he was totally into me..until he had the date..thanks..

here's my thought: maybe he didn't have a nice time on the date, and was just going through the motions afterward to be polite. not trying to sound rude, thats just the way it comes off to me. you should try running into him more often, and try to talk to him. see if he is still interested. if he is, it might be that he's just a procrastinator or that he is nervous. if he is not interested at all, look for another guy...like me.
-gunner

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I'm 13/f and have a nagging problem. My friend and I have another friend thats really starting to bug us. She feels left out so eaisly, and she has to know EVERYTHING. Like, if I was talking to someone and she just walked up, she would have to know what we are talking about. Also, my friend and I feel like we can never hang out with ought her getting mad. What do I do?

ignorieren Sie ihre dummen Vorwände für Aufmerksamkeit, notieren Sie alles, daß sie nicht anwesend ist zu hören.
-gunner

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Theres this really cute guy that works in the same store as me. He is on rollerblades, he's the general cleanup guy. I'm in the clothing department. Well I just started the job yesterday, the store is huge, it has over 350 employees.
Well anyways he was smiling and being really friendly to me yesterday, and today he was smiling too. It didnt just look like a friendly smile but a smile that said he was interested in me. I was flattered because there are lot of really cute young girls that I saw flirting with him.

The only thing is that he looks really young, probably still in school. I am 27 but look like I'm 19. Should I go for him?

go for it sweetie, who cares, its not like there's a problem with it. me, I'd be happy.
-gunner

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my boyfriend wants me to things (not sex) that i dont really wanna do but i want him to be happy. what should i do?

well if you don't want to do it, then don't. there's no rule that you can't refuse.
-gunner

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I have a boyfriend who is really awesome. He is a year younger than me. His name is *Michael.* My freind always flirts with him and he flirts back. What should i do?

keep him on a tight leash and grow a thick skin, chances are good that he's just messing around and won't want to screw up the relationship he already has.
-gunner

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is speed a drug?
what do you know about it?

speed is an amphetamine, its bad if taken in large doses. most diet pills contain it. you get hyper as hell and can't go to sleep.
meth is a variant of it. do not do meth, this shit is horrifyingly bad. I had some meth monkeys in my troop awhile back, they did eight rails and stayed up for three days nonstop. its bad news. besides that, it will rot your teeth out like nothing else and can age you twenty years in less than one year of usage. if u do truck stop speed, thats ok every once in a while, but stay the hell away from the heavy shit!!
-gunner

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ok i totally like this guy and no i no for a fact that he doesnt like me the way i like him but i can NOT stop thinking about him what do i do because it's driving me crazy!! please help me thanks

lets see what your options are
1. find a new dude
2. keep thinking about him, and change his name and face to the dude that sits next to him at lunch
3. give me your phone number
4. your im...
5. your home address.......
just go with it, kid. you'll find another guy to obsess over soon.
-gunner

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i got so drunk this weekend my girlfriend tied my penis in a knot. do you think she's trying to say that she loves me?

uh, in some cultures, doing shit like that might be acceptable. is it okay? well, i think she was trying to be kinky, you'd know she was angry if she knocked you out with a baseball bat and superglued your penis to your leg. (that did happen to a dude in western mass. about eight years ago)
good luck with your depraved girlfriend, hopefully she can't tie a square knot.
-gunner

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Okay I'm 13 years old and a female. Yesterday I noticed a small bump on my left breast, near the nipple. It sometimes hurts when I touch it but it also looks somewhat like a pimple. I'm really worried that this could be breast cancer. There is no history in my family of having breast cancer. Do you think it's cancer?

Thanks! =]

All advice is appreciated!

no, but get it checked out anyways. most women get BC after the age of 40(menopause), so your chances are pretty darn good
-gunner

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Hello!
I am a British nanny. I've always wanted to go to America, but I can't afford it. However, I have just thought - how about I worked over there as a nanny?! (I would live-in)
It may sound crazy, but I am looking for a bit of help now. Does anyone know of any kind of nanny or job agencies that would make it safe and reassure both me and the parents that both parties are reliable?
If you are American (and had (a) child/ren), would you hire a British nanny? (Assuming, of course, you were assured of her reliability et cetera)
Also, I would have no clue where to go in America. I want somewhere alive, but not excessively BUSY - not like New York! I live in the middle of three fields of sheep, I don't want too much of a culture shock :P So can anyone recommend a quieter city? Or if not, at least a nice area where I'm not likely to get shot for stepping up the wrong street? Oh, and sorry to sound greedy, but a richer area where I'd be more likely to get a better salary? My pay at the moment is awful and I am trying to save up for a house, laptop and all sorts! :)
Thank you!

hey sweetie, don't take this the wrong way, but we had an incident back in 1997 regarding british au pairs. you might want to check out "matthew eappen" on hotbot or lycos. parents over here have a different way of running things than you're used to.
might i reccomend staying away from new england, and sticking to an area around virginia and maryland. they have a need of nannies, as they are going to be working in such exotic locations as baltimore and D.C. metro. if you can, go for military and government families- they tend to travel abroad quite often.
on another note: I'll be coming over to europe next month (army), could you tell me of any things to do in your country?
my screen name is on my page if you have any further questions.
-gunner

-edit/addon- cool, I'll check them out, after basic training i lost my love of hills(thanks to 3 hills in fort knox called "heartbreak, misery, and agony" they were evil. good luck

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I'm Karlie, and im 13 in 7th grade. I liked this guy since umm what 4th yes 4th grade. He knows i like him but he says he likes me as a friend. It's weird cuz he shows signs that he likes me (stares and acts hopeless and shy). Like he slow danced with me at the dance and he gave me a hug and he asks for a high five like everyday like thats all he can think of doing cuz he's stuck. Do you think he likes me? Or better yet how do i work on getting him to hang out with me more.

*~* Karlie*~* P.S. HELP

ask him out!
repeat the following: "would you like to go to the waffle house on friday?"
if you live in an area without a waffle house, then ask him to another such resturaunt.
-gunner

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okay...this may seem strange but it feels like all my friends are turning on me...I had my 13th birthday party on sunday and invited 20 of my clostest firends to my house and well sunday came and only 12 showed up...these ppl i know have to be my rly clostest firends but here are the reasons for why most of them couldnt come

Me: hey maria are you coming to my party on sunday
Maria: no sorry i cant because im grounded
Me: oh so you arent going to Karissas the day befroe?
Maria: oh well i can go to that one and that one only


If you think that ones bad listen to these...

Chelsey: gotta do my homework! i have WAY to much homework

Lindsay: Sorry Sam my mom wont let me cause i didnt do all my homework yet

Karissa: my mom wont let me cause i didnt do my homework yet

Rachel F: i cant because i have too much homework

SPECIAL NOTE: all the ppl above cept maria slept over karissas house after her party and the best thing is WE DIDNT HAVE ANY HOMEWORK!!!


please help me ill rate 5's unless the advice is mean

at first i was going to say you were imagining things, but thats pretty wierd. its normal for a few people to not show up, but those excuses are bullshit. I don't know how you'd deal with it, but I wouldn't let them live this down. whenever they want to do something, use the same excuses.
-gunner

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Monday in school we are aloud to only dress up as a super hero and a super hero only. Okay? Well I decided that I wanted to be Catwomen... The only problem is that I'm not sure if its a Superhero? Could someone tell me if Catwomen is good or bad/super hero or villian? Also if you have any ideas on the coustume please let me know..(I was thinking black and cat face and ears and a ail and) Well.. Thanks In Advance..


-Meg-

she's reall not a hero or villian, more of a vengeful bitch that doesn't care what she screws up on the way to her ultimate goal. she's more of a chaotic superhero though.
-gunner

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f/14....is it normal to get "wet" when your boyfriend makes out with you? a little bit of touching below the neck but not past the stomach?

i would hope so. otherwise we'd have a problem.
-gunner

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my boyfriend had a scare about his testicles and found out from test results that he's fine, he has now got it in his head that there's something wrong with every part of his body he thinks he's got cancer and tests have proved he hasn't he keeps asking me if he's fine and has done for the past 4 weeks i love him so much and feel as though it's wrecking our relationship. he's never had a longterm relationship this is his first. what can i do to help him get it out his head? i'm trying to stay strong for him but it's stressful for me especially as we have a 10month old baby please help

he's being crazy, flat out. he's become a hypochondriac. you should probably ask a doctor about it, or you could tell him that there's a huge lump on the back of his neck... let him go through his paces and see what a jackass he is at the end of it.
-gunner

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I got a DELL 2400 bout a month ago and I have installed MSN 7.5 and my computer is running slower. I have about 89% free space on my hard disk. What can I do to make it run faster??? Thanks!

whats your ram looking like?
don't have too many programs open at once, that might be it
-gunner

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Okay so this kid pretty much took my virginity last year-ish, and we dated for a couple weeks. Since then we've hooked up multiple times, causing him to cheat on his girlfriends at the time, nobody ever found out. Then last summer his girlfriend found out and they stayed together etc, and everything was resolved and they broke up for a while and him and I hooked up. So basically they're back together because he took her virginity too, but I'm the only girl he's ever cheated on her with, and it's not like I'm sprung off him or anything, I don't really even like him like that anymore, we're just friends as far as I'm concerned and we tend to mutally hook up occasionally. So the other day at this thing for school I was having a bad day, and he let me cry on his shoulder and stuff, then we went off to "talk" somewhere and he started kissing me and stuff, I feel really really bad about it for some reason and he's really giving me mixed signals. Is he interested in me again, has he never lost feelings or did he just want a hookup?

this is how his mind works:
you=sex emotional imbalance=opportunity
he saw an opportunity for sex, so he pursued it.
he may be running on a different formula, but thats how most other guys (including myself) work.
-gunner

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i don't know what i want to be for halloween does any body have any suggestions...i love playboy and it can be sluttey and sexy...i am 16

you could go as a giant bunny with a big black bowtie, sorry, thats a bit of a joke. uh, theres this really nice slutty nun costume that has a real tight miniskirt on it. i think i saw it at hot topic in one of my slum runs.
-gunner

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ok,so i'm going to a show tomorrow night and you're supposed to dress up..the thing is..i dont know what to be!
i want to be something unique and original..but i need some ideas. :]

get some raggedy BDUs from the salvation army, some camo paint, and a fake bayonet. you can go as a green beret.
-gunner

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My boyfriend just asked me if it was alright for him to spend the night at his best friend's house. His four best friends are girls. there's gonna be two other guys, but I still don't really like the outlook on it; he's gonna be all night with 5-6 other girls.

is this dumb of me?

thats kinda wierd, that he asked permission... somethings going down. why don't you show up at some convenient hour and say hello to everyone.
-gunner

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