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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i was in the car with my dad the other night and there was this possom in the middle of the road and it looked like it had rabies b/c it was still alive...should u kill it and put it out of its missory or go around it?
omg, how sad.. go around around it!! =D

♥[?]♥ Mackenzie what do u think is the best sexual postion for a girl to be in, so she can have an orgasm. And what is an orgasm?
haha, Is this a joke??? But an orgasm is like the peek of sexual excitement. How 'bout this... here is the dictionary's definition of...

"Orgasm : intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female".


And the best positions to be in during sex? Hmm, it's all prettie much a personal preference. It just depends on what you're looking for. Here are some suggestions though:


-*-The "Missionary" [man on top] position is great in several ways. Many people think of it as the "been there, done that" position, yet it really stirs up the passion. Your bodies fit well that way, and it allows plenty of eye contact. Think of it as comfort food for the bed room. Remember, just because "Missionary" is ordinary.. doesn't mean it can't be EXTRAordinary! Swivel your hips as he plunges, haha.. he'll love that. Just try not to lie there -- he'll feel like he's making love to a blow up doll.


-*-It's great when the girl is sitting ontop. This is the perfect position when the female is feeling extra energetic. It allows the woman to take control and handle things HER way! And trust me.... NO sane man is going to gripe about being put in his place! When the woman assumes this role, it's up to her to decide whether she wants to have an orgasm via clitoris or "G-Spot" - both are possible in this position. For the can't-miss clitoral orgasm, the female should lean her torso forward, arch her back, and keep her crotch close to the base of his penis. Try using a rocking motion to maneuver his manhood instead of ride-'em-cowboy body bucking. And she shouldn't be afraid to pull him upright into her arms for a special 'heart-to-heart' moment. Aww! Too cute!


-*-And let's be real here.... Sure, you really enjoy the passion and feeling of taking it slow and taking your time, but somedays you're already too wound up for that, and you just want to GET IT ON!!! This is a prettie fast way to feed your sexual appetite! In this one.. she sits on a countertop or something high, and the man stands!! Her legs should be spread while the man faces her to thrust from the front - this creates megaheat in a minimal amount of time. He's sure to cum quickly, because he plunges deep! Also, many men get off on the thought of doing it somewhere new. Don't do the exact same thing in the exact same place everytime. New places can be super thrilling!!


-*-Now we're brought to the ever popular "Doggy Style"! Okay, I'm sure you've heard of the "G-Spot", but you might not know what it is, where it is, or how to get at it. The "G-Spot" is a quarter-size supersensitive area behind the front wall of the vagina, about one-half to two-thirds of the way in. A little firm, well-placed stroking of this pleasure place can open up a whole new orgasmic world. However, not just any position will do the "G-Spot" job. For his penis to hit the "G-Spot", her vagina has to be precisely angled, and "Doggy-Style" penetration fits the hit-the-spot perfectly. This one's cute, because it can bring the wild animal out of even the most well-mannered men! Also, when assuming this position, he can easily access the front of her body.


Just spice things up and keep it interesting! Remeber to be creative, open, and spantaneous! And most importantaly... remember to practice safe sex!


I hope I helped! Feel free to come back to me with more questions!! E.N.J.O.Y!! =D

♥[?]♥ What is neglachay? Is it like lingerie or undergarments?
Yep!! You got it!! NEGLIGEE!

♥[?]♥ WHAT ARE HICKEYS??
Technically they are bruises.. it's broken blood vessels. You give/get them by sucking on someone's neck [chest, or arms], or having your neck [chest, or arms] sucked on for an extended period of time [30 seconds, 1 minute, 2 minutes..] Hope I helped!

♥[?]♥ do girls like a guy to be to sensitive or not sensitive at all
Depends on what the issue is. It'd be cool for him to like little kitties... but don't cry during every click flick.. that'd get old REAL fast!

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any sad songs maybe something that makes you or someone u know cry? The name and who sings it?
**Bob Carlisle- "Butterfly Kisses"
**Bobby Lee -"Take Good Care Of My Baby"
**Kenny Chesney - "There Goes My Life"
**Martina McBride - "Concrete Angel"
**Brandy - "Have You Ever"
**Mandy Moore - "Crush"
**Mandy Moore - "Cry"
**Mandy Moore - "Walk Me Home"
**Deanna Carter - "Strawberry Wine"
**Beatles - "She Loves You"
**Robert Flack - "Killing Me Softly"
**Chely Wright - "Back Of The Bottom Drawer"

I hope this helps!! I also hope I didn't submit this question too late?? =D

♥[?]♥ this guy that i have gone out with before (in 5th grade and just last summer) has asked me out again..i guess you could say we were each other's 'first love' and altho we broke up we both still liked each other..the last time we went out we didn't act like a couple. i'd like to go out with him again. but i'm afraid to cuz i don't want to act like just friends. any advice?
Just tell him how you feel. Make sure to make it obvious what you're expecting from this relationship. Don't be afraid to be bold and stay firm! Goodluck! I hope things work out!

♥[?]♥ why do some people not like people who are Emo?
I can't say. It might have a something to do with the way those "Emo" kids carry themselves.

♥[?]♥ Last night.. i was with my boyfriend... and we were in the moment. I let him finger me and then we had sex. I am only 14 and it was my first time. I wasn't really ready, but I was just so much into the moment. What should I do?

He didn't pressure me into it. I just let him do it. He has asked me in the past if it would be alright for him to finger me. I told him I would let him when the time was right.

Do I talk to him about last night.. or should I just let it be and not let it happen again?
If you feel it was a mistake, then I think you really ought tell him. Just explain your feelings, and see what he thinks about this. But what's done is done, so just tell him that you're in no hurry, and you don't have any intentions of allowing this to happen again. I'm sure he'll understand where you're coming from and respect your decision. Hope I helped!

♥[?]♥ i've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, in 18 and hes 19, we have sex often. im a 34b adn he thinks that i should get implants. should i do it just to please him?!?! i really think that he might be the one, adn we've talked about our future.
help
Should you do it just to please him?? No way!! If this is something you're willing to do though, then go for it, but if YOU decide to get implants, it should be becaue YOU feel it would boost your self-esteem, not to please other people!! I wish you the best of luck! Take care! =D

♥[?]♥ Ok I like this guy who is two years younger than me. Is there something wrong with that :(
Not at all!! Go fot it!! Goodluck!

♥[?]♥ ok my friend is trieng to break me and my other friedn up she like tells one of us something the other person sopposidly said about us but sh tells us the same exact thing and she calls us mean names then expects us to b her friend like she says stufflike lets team up andake her life a living hell like shes made ours so should i like take her back or should i just give up on her?
Give up on her. It sounds harsh, but really.. those kinds of dumb games are not only extremely infantile, they're also very unappreciated. You might want to try talking to her before making any drastic, permanant decisions though, but it's up to you. Goodluck! =D

♥[?]♥ HeY! Besides taking Midol or asprin, what a good way to realive or get rid of cramps?! ThAnKs!! I really need the advice! =)
Try drinking a cold glass of milk and resting a heating pad on your tummy. Those are two very effective ways to treat cramps!

♥[?]♥ I have like a lot of friends but the only time i see them is at school or at a party i throw and none of them ever call me except for my bestfriend and maybe one other person once a month, and i just want to have people call me to see what im doing or to hang out, what should i do?
You should always make a point of calling those people that never call you. Even ask why they never call me [a joking kind of voice would be best, while it still gets the point across] And if more friends is what you're lookin' for, why not make friends with your best friend's friends?? Perhaps all this could make the remainder of your summer vacation boring, but the new school year is starting in no time, and that's the perfect time to make new friends!! Goodluck! I hope everything works out!

♥[?]♥ ok well there this guy i though was cute like last year and i thought he liked me too n stuff bc he was always lookin at me but...WE NEVER MET now that i have been seeing him around lately he never looks at me or anything and im upset bc i thought we could hook up or w/e n meet but now ive been feeling very depressed n i know i could meet other guys but he seemed to be the only that mattered...idk whats going on i REALLY just wish i knew how he felt even though i guess he doenst like me n e more or how it could have been :/ i will rate if yu just kinda talk to me about this here!
I've been there; I know how you feel, and it's not all too fun. Is there anyway you'd be willing to approach him? What could it hurt? At least you can hold your head up high and say you tried!! =D

♥[?]♥ how pathetic is it to be 17 and never been kissed?? the problem is, i'm just waiting for the right person and i don't know any guys who fit that...i know for a fact that i'm not ugly or disgusting bcuz i've known plenty of people who have liked me or would've gladly kissed me, it's just that i wouldn't want to make my friendships with my guy friends weird and other guys who liked me just were definitely not options...so now it's kind of like i'm waiting but it's embarassing and i feel so stupid......
First of all, you shouldn't care what ANYONE will think or say! Screw them! And NOO it is definitely not "pathetic" to be 17 and never kissed. It's fine if you are waiting for the right guy, in fact, it's somewhat commendable. Kissing is just a personal preference... when YOU feel YOU'RE ready and have got the right guy by your side, go for it and make it memorable!! Take care and goodluck!

♥[?]♥ would it be bad to be a pimp for halloween???
haha noo!! Go for it!

♥[?]♥ im makin a buddyprofile and i cant think of any actors and actresses. can yall tell me some of yalls favs of BOTH of them please? thanks
Johnny Depp
Adam Sandler
Sean William Scott
Hilary Duff
Susan Sarandon
Mandy Moore
Julia Roberts

♥[?]♥ i would really like to have a boyfriend. i'm ready for that commitment and such.i have finally come to the point where i'm happy with how i am, and i am more confident in myself than any other time in my life.with my new found confidence, should this business about being single change? i just don't know whats wrong with me...
I'm glad to hear you're feeling more confident about yourself, that's great news! And if you feel like you're ready to be involved in relationship, that's wonderful also. I'm sorrie, but I can't really tell you "what's wrong" with you, but I suppose I can make a few suggestions. I can suggest to you that you could start approaching guys more frequently. Or if you decide that you are too shy for a step like that, perhaps you can sit back and allow them to flock to you. Even with the new school year coming up, you can show off some of your big changes. I know it may sound corny, but just do your own thing and be who you are without any regrets... confidence shows! Bottom line.. if you FEEL good.. you LOOK good! Be proud of what you've got and the person you are.. you're yourself.. and that's as good as it gets!! Goodluck, and I wish you the best! Feel free to come back to me if you ever need anything else!

♥[?]♥ i need to listen to some new bands... i love the ones i listen to,so i'd like something like them (the strokes, weezer, von bondies, and coldplay)
not rap (spare me), or hip-hop or anything. just rock... and i usually end up liking the bands that aren't very well known...
hear of some?
if so... let me know.
Aerosmith
Greenday
Bowling For Soup [their early stuff... before they were 'famous']
N.H.O.I
Disturbed
Murder Dolls
Fall Out Boy


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