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Okay,so there's this 70's party thing at my university but I have no idea what to wear...

Any ideas? The party's on the 27th this month so there's time if there's any tailoring needed...

If you've pics of stuff, please incude those as well..

Thanks! (link)
Zivago.
Nothing has 70s written all over it more than a Zivago.
Also big ugly glasses (not 60s glasses..)
Just dig in your parents pictures and you ll find stuff....FUNNY STUFF LOOOOOOL!!!


my husband and i enjoy love making when we do get into it with out a question, he is very passionate and always willing to please me and i would really like to do the same in making him as happy as he made me, we have been married almost a year with blessings and very happy. no i'm not complaining beleave me so here it goes.

my question is can sex satisfied a man to the point of where he doesn't go a stray to look eles where?
can a man be happy with the same woman for a live time and be contented with sex if he is being pleasured always? (link)
Well...
You are with somebody not because he is fun...or because he is good in bed.
You are with him cause of the chemistry you got together.
Of course after you had 9 times sex with him, its hard for him to get hard after that...so in that way ..yeah...he will not look elsewhere.
But it is mostly in his character to be looking in other places for love as well.
Some people go with others even though they are with someone they love. A relatioship thats built around sex, can only last that long.
In any case, I wish you the best.
Just dont kill the man.


I need your help deciding what the ideal menu for a public dinner would be.

Not knowing what would be the best dishes to serve is making this an impossible task.

If you will tell me your favorite foods, or point me to your favorite recipes, it would really help a lot.

You can list as many things as you like. They don't have to be fancy things at all. I am all about the comfort food baby! :)

This will be a mixed group of people so I would like to have something for everyone.

Cooking for a banquet is not as hard as trying to figure out WHAT to cook!

Everyone will receive feedback.

Thank you!

P.S. If all that was a lot to digest, pun intended, here is a summary: Please list all your favorite foods. (link)
Well, first of all, you should make a salad. And there is no better salad than greek salad.
Wich consists of, letice, tomato, cucamber (the long greek thingy) maybe feta cheese, a couple of olives a little bit of salt, oil (olive oil if you can find it, its the best for that type of salad).
Then you can play safe with some pasta, its easy to cook, and can also condidered to be...a classy dish. Other than that its not what you cook, its how you serve it. Make some nice formal atmosphere, have some wine, depending opn what you cook and there you go.
I personally prefer BBQs. You cant miss with that one, everybody loves them.


my friends birthday is coming up .. and i want to make her something. i am taking a class on calligraphy so i want to write a nice quote and frame it, with a picture of us. i need a good quote though, more than 2 lines .. meaningful but not too corny. any ideas? (link)
Okay, first off I'm going to say - I did the same, and underneath it I wrote "Best Friends Forever... not just a saying.


how can you get cold sores becides oral sex

please explain can they spread through kissing?
thanx (link)
You don't get cold sores from oral sex. You get cold sores by contacting a person when they have the cold sores. The herpes you get on your genitles are much different from your herpes on your lip, but are a like...they are both herpes! Herpes on your lip is called Herpes 1 which is cold sores. Herpes on your genitles are Herpes 2. Herpes 1 is safter than Herpes 2.
When you kiss a person with herpes, the herpes will spread onto the other person. You never know.


Okay...so...i wear a bra. But, the only thing is its not the type of bra wiere you close it at the back....it doesnt have the hook. It's a bra...that you just put on..no hook or anything. It's by the company, Freestyle. So...is it okay to wear those kind of bras? Or, do you have to wear the "hook-bras"? Please help! (link)
I doesn't matter what kind of bra you wear, only if it is comforatble! For girls who are bust enjoy a flattering look while girls like it that are wired for a bigger look. It depends what kind of style you decide. What you wear is a simple slip-in bra, or a sports bra, or a beginners bra. There are bras that just slip on for adults. There are beginning bras for younger girls. You normal begin with this bra and move onto the wire or wireless bra.


15/f

i'm jewish, go to a jewish private school with a dress code that's not strictly enforced.

so my boyfriend and i just broke up and i'm on the market again. before i had a boyfriend, i used to dress...well, not slutty, but let's just say i wore revealing clothes. unconsiously, when i had a boyfriend, i wore more modest clothes. now i'm single again, i just bought new stuff last week from h&m and urban outfitters, and i'm not sure what to do. should i continue to dress modestly or is it ok for me to dress...well, slutty? i didn't dress exactly like a slut...just bared some cleavage and wore short skirts. i have big boobs and small legs and i want to play them up to my advantage.

i know my teachers (and my mom) would like it better if i continued dressing modestly, but i know that guys...well, appreciate me being a little revealing. and i am looking, not for a relationship, but to have some fun. so should i be modest or be "slutty"? (link)
hey

like you said, use big boobs and small legs to your advantage! be creative, but most importantly, BE YOURSELF.

have fun! you're only 15... you have your WHOLE life ahead of you. go for it. there's nothing wrong with wearing short skirts & having a little fun when you're young.


im 15/f been playing 3 years and im looking for a new stick... i have only had the chance to look online and i hopefully will go to the store sometime next week. but as for online choices ive narrowed it down to debeer's envy and warrior's amonte. does anyone have these sticks? they look close in design, but i was wondering if there was one you would recommend? i think the amonte is prettier lol but that wont matter later on. and because of the differently designed pocket (i have been using brine's synergy for all 3 years) will it be hard to get used to? i mean i have all summer to train for next season but is it totally different? thanks (link)
what the person is talking about below me... i have no idea
i have the envy and a few of the people on the lax team do and they love it and its great
i think its realy attractive too


Has anyone used Benzaclin [sp?]

If so, does/did it work for you?

Thanks! (link)
works sooo well but like the person says it does make your skin dry and flaky so i like to use noxzema with it
my skin is perfect cuz of it its asctually amaizng



EDIIIIT

this is what you said...
Thanks =) I use Neutrogena's lotion--it's hypoallergenic and oil free and it's uber terrific...although. One question--how long have you used it and how often do you apply it on your face? How long did it take for it to take effect? Can you just reply on the main answer question again? Thanks =)


honestly i have good skin, and rarely break out, but every now and then i do so i just put it on your face. next morning, 80% will be gone, i promise
my other firend had the worse acne in the world it was gross and now shes ok
if you have a big zit, itll make it about 60% smaller by the next morning


if you have another quetion just ask in my inboxxx
hope i helped


Why is it people always say don't tweeze the top part of your brows? Only the bottom part?

Is there another reason apart from the fact your arch comes from underneath?
I tweezed the top of my eyebrows (quite alot) when I was a bit younger and I've continued to do it because I don't like how it looks when it's growing back in, should I just leave it to grow back in or is it alright if I keep doing it? (link)
hey

omg it's totally fine to pluck above your eyebrows!! do whatever looks good! seriously NOTHING will happen. however, most people pluck under cause they want an arc.

i get my eyebrows threaded which means these women take string and pluck my eyebrows. they shape it at the same time. it's like plucking .. faster and less painful. so yeah. it's totally cool to pluck above.


which damages hair more:

straightning your hair

or

blowdrying your hair straight


thank you! (link)
hey

straightening your hair, definitely. at least blowdrying it you can use a brush. but straighteners are really hot and burn your hair a lot faster.

so put it this way:

- blowdrying your hair straight for 60 minutes EQUALS straightening for 10 minutes.

so i guess there really isn't an answer - it depends on how long you do it for.


I need some proxies for myspace from school. One that had worked before was universityaccess.info but now its blocked. It cant have the word 'proxy' or 'myspace' in the address. Thank you! (link)
hidebehind.net


uhh yeah so this is weird but like im a girl and i was just wondering how some of you masturbate withought using anything you have to go out and buy. pleassssssse ansawer (link)
hey

i've heard people using vibrating toothbrushes (the automatic-push-a-buttion ones). heard they work great.

umm, hand shower! if you have a handshower (like you can take it off from the top) then try that.

other people just use their fingers / boyfriends.

cell phones i've also heard... put it on vibrate!


my boyfriend wants me to give him a handjob i just dont know how ive never done it before
so how do i do it? (link)
hey

there's no one way to do it, but check out these links:

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Give_a_Guy_a_Hand_Job
( just watch out. there are some interesting pics! )

http://www.sexdictionary.info/handjob_buildingtension.html

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex/sex-tips/2007/04/20/how-to-give-a-great-handjob/
(this is more text in case you're a reader).

those should help you out [by the way - i googled "how to give a handjob"].


Ok, so I'm going on my first date ever this Saturday night. Exciting!! Well, I'm not assuming that on the first date I'm going to kiss this guy, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared, right?

I have never been told I have bad breath, but that's something I'm COMPLETELY paranoid about, all the time. I brush my teeth every day, of course, and I chew gum constantly, but I'm always worried about it.

We're going to dinner, so I know not to order garlic or any of that stuff, but is there anything I can do to make sure I'm minty fresh the entire date?

Sorry if this is a weird question. I worry about the most random things. (link)
if i were you id bring listerine pocket pals because they immmmedddiately kill bad breath. im pretty paranoid about it too (alwayyyss have gum) so i normally take one and five minutes late take another.
its a strong taste/smell, so you might not want to kiss him until your positive its faded away a little, but your motuh will still taste mintyu for 20-30 minutes. which is when you should kiss him


Can someone please tell me what exactly a handjob is? is it when a guy sucks your fingers or something? haha HELP thanks!! (link)
when a girl rubs her hand/s up and down him dickk reaaally fast like shes jacking him off

you know what a blow job is? its the same thing with your hands
if you dont know what a blow job is, its a hand job just using your mouth


uh.. What is spooning? (link)
like you know how when peopple are grinding theire bodies are pressed against each other while facing the same way? thats what its like when theyre laying down
normally a guy spoons a girl, which means that hes behind her and her butt is against him crothh

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=spooning&gbv=2


Hi my name is Lauren and I need a new screen name. My current one is woahhx0x. Im thinking about having one with 'hxc' in it or 'yeahh' but im not sure. Any suggestions would be great. (link)
lauren x core
LxC yeahh
HXCLAUREN yeahh
YeahhHXCLauren
LAURCOREx
LAURx will eat your face
LAUR IS HXC
hXc laurz
my name is not ____
just call me LAUREN
LAUR to the REN hxc
LAUR to the REN yeahh
LAUR EATS FACES
explosionHXClauren


just a random question.

how do you do those google things? like when you're answering a question. i tried to copy + paste it and i don't think it was going to work. just curious.

thanks. (link)
[se arch] _____ [ /search]

remove those spaces and youll be good =]


If your scab comes out, does that mean that your cut will become a scar? (link)
hey

no, not necessarily :] you don't have to worry. sometimes i pick at scabs and i just put a band-aid back on it and it heals. if it falls off, it's totally healed & 99% of the time won't make a scar.

if you do get a scar cause it gives you pleasure to pick at them, just buy a scar remover cream! you can buy them at any drugstore / pharmacy :]

no worries




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