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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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did kurt cobain commit suicide or was he murdered? everytime i listen to nirvana, or any type of grunge music for that matter, i end up asking myself that question. personally, i think he was murdered. i think that courtney love hired someone to kill him because he was getting ready to leave her. if he did, none of the nirvana estate would belong to her. as far as the note goes, i think he wrote it with the intentions of leaving rock and roll and courtney all together, no intentions of suicide. i'm interested in hearing about any theories anybody may have about kurt cobain's death. here is a great site run by the original investigator of the kurt's death:
http://cobaincase.com/ (link)
Lol.
Well, to the user that said that he would've had to shoot the shot gun with his toe because of length--
that's not entirely true. There are sawed off shotguns that are shorter. [my brother has one] Now, I'm not sure what type he used-- but that's entirely possible.

As for was he murdered or did he commit suicide-- I'd have to go with murder. [sorry Tina] Because, like you said-- everybody knew he and Courtney Love were having problems. They were both drug addicts. It's entirely possible that he decided he wanted to stop the entire business all together, and seeing as Courtney's band really wasn't as big as his [I mean, for Christ's sake.. They were Nirvana, weren't they?] there's a motive.

If he was going to leave her, and she knew it-- what would've stopped her from getting everything? Him being alive.

But then, on the other hand-- they WERE both drug addicts, it's also entirely possible that he was just as everyone's said, he was high, wether or not he actually wanted to when he was sober, he could've just taken some bad stuff, or could've mixed baddly with something else he was taking. [Like that wrestler that was taking steroids that the side affects were rage and paranoia.. He killed his wife, son and then himself.. Yeah.]

So, if I had to choose one, I'd rather choose murder than him choosing to die of his own accord.


our son just turned 16 and was sneaking around with a girl that was 18 at the time and is now 19
he was told that he was not to see her anymore our we was going to press charges well now we got papers in the mail saying that i had to take him to get dna testing she had a baby this is in ohio wondering what we can do we know that its both there faults but my son is a straight a student in school has 2 more years and we heard bad things about this girl after the fact and the sneaking around. (link)
Well, if your son's been having sex with this girl, then there's a chance that he's the father, regardless of his GPA. Take him to get the dna testing, and if he's not-- well, if he was my son,[or if he was my brother] he'd get just about everything BUT the bare essentials taken away from him. Phone, internet, car keys, any allowance, etc.
If he is-- well, he has to man up to it. :\ Sorry.


i want to make a blog and stuff but i dont no a website?? so like any sites can help like about blogs!! (link)
www.xanga.com is a great one. or www.diaryland.com :]


ok im 15/m and im 5'4 all my freinds are taller than me even though i used to be taller than them, is there anyway i can grow taller eating stretching if so what kind of foods or stretchings or whatever i can do, oh and dont recommend those grow taller pills or suplements, it dont matter if what the foods are i wont get fat i have a great metabolisim, thanks (link)
You can't actually MAKE yourself grow taller, and unfortunately [seeing as I'm 5'1" myself] there aren't any magical pills that will make you taller, either. Time will. You won't be done growing for several years, and chances are, you'll grow into your size more.


My boyfriend wants to have sex. I don't want to lose him. What should I do? (link)
Do you want to have sex with him? You sort of sound like a virgin from the way you put that. Explain to him your situation and how much you care about him. If he's decent enough to be your boyfriend, he'll understand.


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that's my brain, that is what I think. I have the body of a whale though. I think I'm 5'1, 153 ilbs. Most of the time I eat when I'm bored... and I don't think about it. That picture is my brain though. I get seriously depressed after I eat. Is there anything I can do? I have tried going on a diet a million times, but I never stay. I have tried to become belimic, but I can't make myself throw up. (link)
Being annorexic is bad. Being bulemic is bad. Don't be either. Eating isn't bad as long as you eat healthy foods and you don't eat TOO much of anything. If you can't do a diet-- cut down on your unhealthy foods, and maybe go for a walk, or ride your bike or walk your dog.
Start simply and build up.


Can you take too many vitamins and what happens if your do? (link)
Yes you can, and it depends on what it is. With some vitamins, you can take so many to give yourself a boost that your body actually stops making it for itself, and you have to rely on it.


okay i have a myspace and my name is byrne or molly wat is a cute name for that???? i want a new nam ppl call me mo or momo or moll or burn or byrne or byrnee (burnee)
but i need a neww one! can u help
p.s. thanks (link)
Beatiful Byrne
Byrnebombdiggity

Magnificient Mo
Miss Mo
Molly Magical

xMOLLYx
BURRRknee!
MB


what is the right way to finger yourself? (link)
It all depends on your preference, really. Everyone's different. Whatever feels the best to YOU is the right way for you to do it.

Usually you insert a finger into your vagina [or anus, rly] and do a "come here" motion. You can do as many fingers as feel good, for as long as you want to.

Hope that helps some.


i need a good heading for my myspace. any ideas?? plz & thank you. :) (link)
Well, you didn't state your name, but I'm always jealous of people that have headings like

Kikikannibal
Craigaism
BeautifulBrandy
AshleyAwesome

So maybe one of those?

Mine usually changes in between two things. The first one, I put my mood or something random like this:

[PEACHES!;] leaface
[happy!;] leaface
[bored!;] leaface
[summertime


My best friend told me she's been cutting herself, and her excuses never really are reasonable to me. I mean I used to cut before she did, and she noticed and told me to stop.
But the she admitted she had been a lot lately.
I don't understand because it seems like she has everything, she has amazing parents who are still together, her family is close, she has animals, clothes, a boyfriend, I dont understand why she couldnt be happy.

I'm not trying to compare our issues, it just her excuses to meare like .. "my parents like...ugh they are weird around boys, they embarss me around my boyfriend" and I'm like so, my mom does tha ttoo, but it doesnt mean go hurt yourself.

Its just really starting to worry me, because i dont want to tell on her, and DONT tell me to tell her mom. But I want her to stop, because shes beautiful, and I envy her so much.

But I dont know how to help her> (link)
Explain to her how serious you are about it. Watch her very carefully, and tell her that you won't stop until she does. Tell her everything that you've told us-- but the most responsible thing to do would be to tell someone in authority over her..

Or maybe start with her boyfriend, yeah?


how do you effectively remove ALL urine stains from a guinea pig's cage? (or two for that matter). or at least make it less visible? (link)
Well, I have a rabbit, and when she used to live in an indoor cage [now she's out door] I had this wire that all the urine and poop could like.. fall through, and underneath the wire/screen I put cat litter. Lots and lots. It not only helped with the smell, but made it easier to clean out. With the stains already there, I would try clorox kitchen cleanup [or whatever has bleach it in] and just sort of.. scrub until it's gone.


my friends grandfather died this morning. hes really hurt. but i dont know what to say to him. im scared ill say something wrong. what should i tell him? (link)
Make sure your friend knows you're there for him. Tell him how sorry you are and that if he needs anything, you'll be there to help.

Basically comfort him, there's not much you could say wrong.


My boyfriend was fingering me tonight, I guess we got pretty into it. He's popped my cherry already, so I know it isn't that. But I started to bleed. I'm assuming he must have done it too hard or possible scratched me. (Its not my period either) So, I'm not going to do anything for a few days to let it heal. But is there anything else I should do? I shouldn't see a doctor, should I? Its not THAT much blood. Thanks! (link)
Give it no more than a week and if it continues to bleed or get worse, then go see your doctor. If it's only a little blood or if it stops, one would assume it's in the process of healing itself.


14/girl

I am going out with this guy and one of my closest friends just told me he cheated on me. I talked to him about it and he admitted to it, but he keeps trying to make excuses for it, and it was with this girl who he hooked up with before we were going out. He said it was over, but obviously its not. He also only apologized once, which makes me think he does not regret it. I really have no clue what to do about this, and any advice is really greatly appreciated. (link)
Give him one more chance. If he does it again, or if it bothers you that much, dump him. You're young, there are plenty more boys out there.


My boyfriends in the army and before he goes to Iraq he said there's a military ball that he wants me to go to... what exactly is a military ball and what am I supposed to wear? Like, what type of dress? (link)
My brother's in the marines and he's on his way to iraq, and his girlfriend wore a dress like you would to prom, to his ball. Hers was a dark, pretty blue color with sparkles, sortof, if that helps you.


so ive been with my boyfriend for over a year. i love him to death but would honestly love nothing more than to "break up" with his family. in a very small nutshell, they are just... not nice people. i come from a very close polite friendly family... and he, well, does not. any ways on how to deal? i see them alot [cant avoid that] =/ (link)
Be polite back to them anyway. [sort of just to spite them, if it makes you feel better.] Show them that you're a better person and that you're strone and can take whatever they dish out, because you care about your boyfriend so much.


what should i wear to disneyland? i want to be really cute, but also comfortable. i'm not sure if wearing sandals would be a good idea, so i also have slip on vans but those dont look that good w/ shorts or skirts, but it will be hot. HELP! (link)
Definitely shorts, maybe a sleeveless or capped sleeved tee shirt and maybe take your vans in like, a bag you're taking in, and wear your flip flops.
When I go to disney world, I'm usually fine in flip flops, but I'm used to lots of walking in them.


I really like my best friend Jacey's boyfriend, Tom, So what do I do? (link)
I agree with the person below me. If they break up, give them both some time to heal, and THEN, if you still like him, tell Jacey. She deserves to know.


okay ive known my best friend since i was born. We will be friends forever i know it. But the problem here is...she has lost her virginity to a boy she has been dating for 11 months [shes 16] She says that she knows hes the "one" she thinks there going to get married and live a happily ever after life with him...well she told me that they had unprotected sex but it wasnt long enough to get her pregnant. i told her never to take a chance like that again! im scared her whole life is gonna go down the drain with a child. I really think it could happen...What should i tell my bestfriend without getting her affended? (link)
Well, she may get offended-- but a true friend would say it anyway. Tell her straight up you're worried about her and that she should really be watching for her period, if she hasn't gotten it already-- and if she doesn't, she needs to take a pregnancy test.
And be there for her-- she'll probably end up freaking out.




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