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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ ok ive known this guy for like 4 years.. he says im too young..hes only 15 and im 13 going on 14..
i love him a lot, but i dont think hes sees that..he knows though! i want to be with him so bad. its not fair..what do i do? i need help !
GAY!! You'Re not too young at all!! Tell him you'Re not a child and know what you feel!! LEt him know how seRious you aRe and how much you'd like to be with him. If he still says no.. move on, you can do much betteR and actually find a guy that will appReciate YOU as much as you appReciate HIM!! Hope I helped!! Best wishes!! =D

♥[?]♥ How long does poison ivy usually last?
About 4-7 days! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Ok..i'm a freshman in high school and i never kissed a girl before, but i have the feeling that this is gonna be the year that i get my first kiss. I'm scared that i'll do it wrong or something and i don't know where to put my hands. Any advice?
Just don't think about it Right befoRe, and as you'Re doing it. Just let it flow. I don't kiss people.. I Refuse, so I can't Really tell you what to do, howeveR, you could tRy spelling out youR name inside theiR mouth!! And if you feel like you need pRactice.. theRe's always the 'StaRbuRst' technique! You take a single 'StaRbuRst', completely sealed, and pop it into youR mouth. If you can manage to get the wRappeR entiRely off the 'StaRbuRst' you'Re supposedly a "good" kisseR. They say this makes you a "good" kisseR, because it *IS* haRd, and only the best kisseRs can do this. But, this is only a game. Although, it wouldn't huRt to tRy!! Goodluck!! SoRRie I couldn't be of moRe help!! I wish you the best!! =D

♥[?]♥ age 14
female
i had a boyfriend, we were going out for 1 and 1/2 years and we were doing really good and he broke with me for one of my good friends and she promised she would never go out with him and she said yes . now shes always rubbing it ibn my face well i have him now and you dont and stuff like that, but i know i sound but i pathetic but whe was my best friend before he was my bf an i miss him. how do i feel better??
OMG!! What kind of a best fRiend is THAT? I say ditch those loseRs!! They'Re not woRth youR time -OR- youR teaRs!! You can do *MUCH* betteR!! And how do you feel betteR? Well, I'm not shoRe what kind of music ya dig, but what always helps me is blasting some female empoweRing music; such as : Madonna, ChRistina AguileRa, Mandy MooRe, Janet Jackson, Michelle BRanch, P!nk, and BRitney SpeaRs!! I wish you the veRy best!! Feel betteR, Hun! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ 15 female

i meet this bout a week ago and he came over to my house on Saterday and meet my parents...and he asked me out when he came over...the best thing is that he was the 1st guy to come to my house meet my paretns and ask me out in person...so i was pretty happy bout that...well i really really like him alot...i maen i know its not to the point of love...but he says that he mite love my but it's to soon to tell..n i think the same thing...but we never get to see each other cuz we go to diff skools we...but we both see each other almost every weekend...would say its going to be a good realtionship...??
Aww!! Most definitely!! It sounds like he has made a veRy good fiRst impRession, and things look like they've staRted out with a bang!! I would say definitely go foR it!! Don't deny a good thing! I wish you the best!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ I really need help. Does anyone have a good idea on wear to put eyeshawdow on yor eyelid without making it too noticeable? Thanks!
TRy a natuRal coloR - a bRonzish yellow, a suttle pink, a light bRown. And pRobably no eyelineR. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ How do u stop thinkin about a guy u really like and u know u have to stop ?!! help please!
Find a new infatuation!!! That always woRks foR me!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Well im 16 and i have been with my boyfriend for 4 years. We are both gonna be senior's this year. I know its weird cause im only 16 but i skipped a grade. We are both very popular. He is the best football play and im the captain of the cheerleading squad and the whole nine yards. Well we had sex for the second time a week or two ago. I was suppose to start my period two days ago and I took a test and im pregnant. I am so scared. I dont know how to tell him or my parents and i dont know if i want to keep it. Someon please help
You Really ought to tell him and youR paRents. TogetheR [with the two families] you can come up with a decision on what is best foR you. I wish you the veRy best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Everytime I try to upload a pic of me to my colum.. it tells me it is more than 15K so it couldnt be uploaded. How can i tell if the pic is 15K or not?

PS.. i use Paint or Photoshop for my pics

How do you tell?? Uhm.. I have no idea! HoweveR, I *CAN* tell you how to make it smalleR!! Simply copy and paste the pictuRe to Window's basic Paint PRogRam.. then go to IMAGE, STRETCH/SKEW ... then type in the appRopRiate peRcentage - gRadually decReasing each time. TRy this a few times, so you don't make the pictuRe smalleR than it HAS to be!! Goodluck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ hOw cOme When yOur Besfriends Are SuppOsed tO Be yOUr BestFriend They Turn On yOu..??...And When yOur BestFriends Are pOpular In The ScHoOl..Once One dOnt Like yOu The Rest dOnt???..And Katy..gOod Luck On The Site I Beliven yOu..All My Luck gOes tO yOu Girl
They'Re obviously NOT Real fRiends! Real fRiends stick by thRoughout it all!! You don't need these people, and you DEFINITELY DO NOT have to be putting up with theiR cRap! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ ok well I have been having problems at school and with friends. Well a couple of weeks ago a girl said she was gonna kick my ass and what not because ppl were telling her that i had been talkin bout her and i hadnt. Well we got everything straight and we became friends and i went out with her one weekend. Now she said that she was gonna kick my ass cause ppl have been telling her that i said i didnt really like her and the only reason i went with her was because I was scared of her and that i needed a ride and that is not true at all. I have never talked bad about her or anything. What should i do.
Tell that biotch to pull heR head out of heR ass, and stop believing eveRything she heaRs. Tell heR if theRe's a pRoblem to go to you diRectly foR facts and answeRs!! And if that STILL doesn't woRk.. bitch slap 'eR!!! Best wishes!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ i had sex like a few months ago...well ive gotten my period since..and its been on a regular schedual but this month it hasnt come...i havent got it!! im freaking out!! it usually comes at the verrrry end of every month n goes into the begining of the new month but this month is hasnt!! =( could i be pregnant since ive already had my period about 2-3 times since ive had sex?? =\
No - if you've had youR peRiod you'Re fine. No woRRies!! Best wishes!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ the guy i am interested in told me that the only way he would consider going out with me is if i have sex with him 1st. i like this guy but i am a virgin i just dont know if it is worth it. what shoul i do? :(
OMG!! NOOOOOO! He's *DEFINITELY NOT* woRth a SINLGE SECOND of youR time!!! Do youRself a favoR and stay the hell away fRom that loseR!! Ugh, why would you even like someone like that??? He's obviously a digusting jeRk who's only in it foR the sex and has nothing good to eveR offeR you!!! Put him in the past.. FAR IN THE PAST and move on!!!!

♥[?]♥ Okay, i liked this boy right. And he supposedly "used" to like me too [thats what his friends all told me] cuz we used to flirt cuz our lockers are right next to one another. But anyway, i went to this party with one of my best friends and she was like "are you gunna talk to him??" and i was going to and i could hear his friends all saying when i got there "go talk to her!!" but i dont know what he said. But anyway, later on at the party him and a different one of my friends were hanging out a lot and ontop of one another [not literally] and stuff. And they ended up going out. I didnt talk to him for a while but im talking to him now like normally. But i kinda never gave up liking him. Now him and this girl broke up about 2 weeks later [no surprise there] but i kinda still like him. But i dont know what to do?
You might as well go foR it, and see what becomes of it. Set up plans to hang out... go to a movie, the paRk, the faiR, etc. I wish you the veRy best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ doesnt neone have any fun sites to go on wen ur bored??
Yes; http://www.joecartoon.com -OR- http://www.thespark.com Enjoy!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ ima 14/f, this guy *Nathan i liked smokes weed.. he didnt really notice me, so i started smokin weed with all the people he hung around with. Now, im kinda like addicted to weed. I got Nathan, and im in love with him... but he wants to have sex, im scared that if i dont he'll break up with me. but i can't tell my dad any of this, so he can help me cuz he would like flip out on me. what should i doo, please im really scared, and i really wanna stop smokin and go back to the old me, but than nathan wont like me!! just please someone help me!!

signed, scared n wants to stop!
Who caRes what Nathan will like!! FoRget about Nathan.. he's obviously no good!! That's youR fiRst step : OpeRation Ditch Nathan. Then do youR best to quit smoking, and step by step take youR life back to "noRmal". Don't woRRie about what someone else may do/say/think - to hell with 'em!! You need to do what's best foR YOU!! I wish you the veRy best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ i really like this guy but he is 2 years younger than me. my friends think its not right and i get really hurt. should i be wrong to like him or should i ignore my friends? im very short so im just a tiny tiny bit taller than him. hes the sweetest guy in the world though. please help me thank you i rate :)
TheRe's no shame in that whatsoeveR!!! Don't eveR let anyone stop you fRom achieving something you want!! If you like him.. go foR it!! You can do it!! I have utmost faith in you!! I wish you the VERY best!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ me and my boyfriend give each other oral every now and then. well he recently mentioned something about me shaving my pubic hair. he said it would be sexy and easier to perform oral on me. i dont know if i should, it would grow in thicker and darker and id have to shave it all the time. i wouldnt mind it tho probably... what do you think ?
It WOULD gRow in thickeR, but it wouldn't Really matteR much! And if you weRe to keep it up, it's best to shave eveRy thRee days oR so. OR if you know you won't see him foR five days... don't shave til the day you see him. It's not that haRd to keep up. Just do what you feel comfoRtable with. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ i collect hentai for a liveing! but i dont masturbate to it or anything... my sis sais im a big pervert and my mom doesent mind. im verry interested in that kind of art. is it wrong to do this?
Uhm, well it IS poRnogRaphy, but it also IS aRt! I don't think it's "wRong"... just make shoRe youR paRents appRove, and it doesn't offend anyone you might have oveR!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ hey okay well i have been going out with my boyfriend for only about a month...well he has only been my like 3rd realy relationship and the only guy outta them 3 that i really really like. in my past ive always been known not to be the girlfriend type just someone to hook up with or do whatever with because everytime i see someone i like or they like me i just wanna hook up with them or do anything else. Im really scared that im gonna cheat on him and i don't want to because im actually starting to fall in love with him! what should i do?
Uhm, this pRobably isn'twhat you wanted to heaR, but if you even HAVE these feelings.. you pRobably don't like him as much as you THINK you do!! YouR paRtneR should just come along and sweep you off youR feet!! You shouldn't eveR have to woRRie about cheating, because you shouldn't WANT anyone else!! No one else should even come close to *compaRing* to him!! If you'Re THAT woRRied that you can't Remain faithful to this guy, peRhaps you should just end it befoRe you wind up bReaking his heaRt; it's unfaiR!! I wish you the veRy best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D


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