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I was recently dumped and have absolutely lost my appetite. I don't want to eat, move or do anything at all. Is this depression? (link)
It could very well be a form of depression. You need to get out of your house and have fun. No matter how bad you don't feel up to it you should really try to. It will eventually pass, try not to get too upset over it. There are plenty more people out there!

Hope I helped!


im getting soooo sick of the top friends thing. people are always begging to be on my top friends, or asking to be moved higher, or whining cuz they arent high enough. its so stupid. has anyone found a solution to this? besides taking off the top friends altogether? (i'd really like to do that, but my bf is my top friend and its really important to him that i have it like that, which is silly, but i love him and want to keep him happy). is there some code that will make your top friends rotate around or something? or is there a nice way to tell people to quit bugging me about it? thanks for any ideas! =] (link)
if i were you , i would just get rid of your friends and put your boyfriend in the "who i'd like to meet" and you could say something sweet like "ive already met theM"? or something cute like that


How do you download movies from limewire? I tried for my ipod, and it doesn't work! help pleasee:]. (link)
You need to download a video converter. Then once you convert your videos to the Ipod format they will work. Go to Google and search "Ipod Video Converter" they have free ones all over the internet.

Hope I helped!


P.S.


After you download it and convert you videos find out where the converted videos are saved then go into your itunes and upload them from the folder onto your itunes


i need a second date idea we went to a movie for the first one
but i need a date that doesnt involve a lot of talking because were kind of akward (link)
Eventually you are going to need to talk or the relationship won't work! Communication is the basic need of any relationship so why not start now!? But to answer your question...you guys could go to a zoo. You could also try an amusement park if she's into that kind of stuff. Maybe a concert or something... You could go to a beach [if you live by one] and just hang out there sit and watch the sun set. Maybe try swimming? A concert or take her for ice cream [every girl loves ice cream]. Be creative, be yourself, and try to do something that wont be boring.

Good Luck!!


do i sound attractive to you?
i have 32C boobs,
not alot of stomach,
some thighs.
HUGE ASS. it's VERY big.

huge blue eyes.
black medium length hair.
no achne.
5'2"

my boyfriend of 1 month calls me sexy and pretty
but i dont know if he's jus saying that
to make me feel good about myself or what. (link)
you sound attractive, but i know many people who have a good "description" who are actually not attractive at all
haha but i bet you are
your body sounds pretty perfect, but not sure about your face
if you want an honest opinion, show me a pic of you and ill tell you if your preeettyy
ps i know you said guys answer, but there arent too many guys on the site, soo...


i need a second date idea we went to a movie for the first one
but i need a date that doesnt involve a lot of talking because were kind of akward (link)
bowling would be good
and that doesnt have a lot of talking =]


We've been dating for three months as of the Monday coming up, unofficially together for more. He's a little shy and both of us took the relationship slowly, somewhat taking it for granted. I'm not sure how much of a milestone 3months is anyway but i do want to take him for granted less and appreciate him more. Any ideas? Don't care how fabulous or detailed your advice is just anything really appreciated =].

16/f
(link)
Personally, I think celebrating anything less then a year is lame. Each year should be celebrated.. Not months. But.. If you think of it as such a big deal then maybe just hangout?


im getting soooo sick of the top friends thing. people are always begging to be on my top friends, or asking to be moved higher, or whining cuz they arent high enough. its so stupid. has anyone found a solution to this? besides taking off the top friends altogether? (i'd really like to do that, but my bf is my top friend and its really important to him that i have it like that, which is silly, but i love him and want to keep him happy). is there some code that will make your top friends rotate around or something? or is there a nice way to tell people to quit bugging me about it? thanks for any ideas! =] (link)
not that i know of.
all you can do is hide it.
but since you're boyfriend finds him being number one important..
why don't you hide your top friends,
but make a cute little section about your boyfriend somewhere on your myspace. =)


i dont really pay attention to ratings because i just started but i gave someone a detailed answer and he gave me a 3. its not so much his rating its his comment:
Thank you for your answer. I would give you a 4 but you didn't capitalize. Otherwise it was a good answer.
what does capitalizing have to do with anything? (link)
yeaa the person did the same thing with me!
normally, most people arent as anal and they dont do that
like thats the FIRST answer i've ever gotten for not using capitalization... it's a waste of time!
haha
but since your new, just know that that person is like, the only one to have ever done that


I am generally a pretty shy person and I tend to be too timid with my boyfriend while making out and doing stuff like that. Anyways, he wants me to be more in charge because i'm usually really shy. Does anyone have any advice on little things that i can do? (link)
Kiss him before he kisses you. Do you sometimes look at him and want to kiss him but wait until he makes the move? Next time you want to kiss him, just do it. Don't even think about it. And feel free to move your hands around a bit. On him I mean. Put your hands through his hair, up and down his arms and legs, whatever. Be into the making out...not just with your mouth but with you hands too. Also I don't know how old you are, but if y'all are making out while you're laying down you can grind yourself on him too. But be careful, don't hurt is junk lol. What it comes down to is don't over think things, you have to go with your feeling and don't second guess yourself.


ESSAY: EXAMPLE brainstorm thread

Hey guys... Since I always have a TON of difficulty coming up with examples to use in the essay, I thought we could brainstorm some general ones together that can be used for different topics. (we did this in my prep class)

I always run out of time because I spend too much time thinking about what to write... I hope other people can benefit from this topic too! Hopefully once we get a good list I can compile and put it together in an easy-to-use format for each of us to have and review!

So, to start... I've usually been able to use To Kill a Mockingbird in my essays... (link)
Umm, it really depends on what the topic is. You can use anything in literature or history as examples in your essay (i.e The Scarlet Letter, Huckleberry Finn, an non-fiction book/article that you know of, Of Men and Mice, Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, any event in history, etc.). You can use ANYTHING as long as it goes with the topic. But, don't just sit there on test day trying to think of something in literature or history. If nothing comes to mind with-in a few minutes but you do have an example to use that is personal, go ahead and use the personal example. I used personal examples in my SAT essay, nothing historical whatsoever, and got a perfect 12. It's not what you use, it's how you use it and how you organize your thoughts in your essay.


will it hurt the first time? (link)
sex? it most likely will.
just go slow your first time.
=)


will it calse more pain or can he streach me open if his penise is to big? (link)
to be honest, it probably will.
just make sure they are gentle and go really slow your first time.


Sorry if this is in the wronge category

But anyways when ever I floss my teeth hurt really bad afterwards.. and they bleed almost like non-stop and I am really protective of my teeth... and the dentist tell's me to floss.. but I tend not to my teeth kill me after I do? is this normal? does everyones bleed? please help! (link)
if you dont floss a lot then your teeth will bleed
what a lot of people dont know is that flossing is actually more important than brushing your teeth!
you can buy "satin" floss (thats what mines called) and its like more sensitive, which prevents less bleeding.
if you continually floss for another few weeks daily, then you shouldnt bleed anymore =]


My boyfriend and I were at an amusement park and we were in the drop off parking lot. So we were both a little dizzy and decided to sit down in the shade near the grass. It was really hot but the thing is.. I'm allergic to grass so I sat on his lap.

10 minutes later..
The security came by.. and said that we should sit appropriately because he's been getting *complaints.



Okay, were we really sitting inappropriate? I don't know.. it's not like we were having sex or anything. He had one leg curled in so I can sit there :/

I didnt think it was that bad.. (link)
not bad at all!
an amusement park has little children,and with little children are over protective parents...
next time go like near a tree
but thats pretty anal of security


I'm 100% italian so naturally I'm gonna have dark hair. Anyway my hair is dark brown everywhere! I have dark arm hair [gross] but that i dont really care about it's my stomach. I have gross dark stomach hair! It's nasty!! How can I lighten it up or something to make it less noticeable!?

Please Help!!! (link)
i have stomach hair, then again i'm a dude. ummm well you could bleach it, or wax it, or shave it all off. either one works really.


i'm plannin to give my bf a bj sometime very very soon and i was just wandering, what do girls do when they give you a bj that drives you crazy...in a good way! what do you love for them to do in other words, during an hj too! (link)
alright well don't use your teeth. that's a first. don't let your teeth touch his weiner. second don't do useless stuff like licking the side of his weiner or licking his balls or other stuff. that doesn't do anything for me and really seems just a waste of time. a lot of girls like to think yanking on it all hard is good. no yanking is bad unless there's some sort of lubricant in the way. maybe i'm too picky, but i think a blowjob should be sucking, deepthroating, and finished by swallowing.



I'm 20 and my sister is 19. Our parents have passed away long time ago and we're just living together in our small flat.

Anyway, I didn't yell or say any single word and I just shutted the door slowly... I realize at our age it's very normal for us to have such healthy sex drive (But that doesn't change the fact that I'm a bit worried and angry to see my sister doing "that" in our very own flat!)... I also have sex with my girlfriend and she knows that also... do you think this is a way of revenge? What would YOU do?
(link)
dude live with it. it's part of growing up. and she's gonna keep doing it for a while. get a lock on her door, and learn to knock or something. setup a system. necktie on the door means they're busy. it's not hard man.


I have a small bedroom. Does anyone have any
tips on how I can make it look bigger? (link)
cover your walls completely with mirrors
it makes your room look HUGE, but that might not be your thing
you could cover only one wall, which is cool and convenient
i have a huge mirror which alllll my friends loveee


soo is a guys cum and their spirm the same thing? (link)
first off its spelled sperm sooo yah
but yea when a guy "cums", his cum has sperm in it
so theyre pretty much the same thingg




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