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well ive been going out with this guy for 6 days.
But we like eachother and he met my parents, who think hes a really nice and great guy.
so we talk to eachother a lot. I hung out with him yesterday. And i really want for him to kiss me. Please dont say hes not a good boyfriend for not kissing me yet, i mean its only been 6 days.

So what are some ways i can either
1)flirt with him to make him understand.
2) Make him realize i want to kiss him/ have him kiss me.
3) Have him kiss me.

Thanks in advance.
-Arie(:

You should do the ancient and mystic, "Please fucking kiss me dance." I cannot explain on here how to do it, but if you do some research you might be able to learn it. It works everytime. Garunteed.

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what's a C section??

It's actually called a "sea section", and it's a section of the sea you can buy and claim as your own. If a ship passes over it they must pay you a charge.

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how do i get rid of it ASAP?
by burnnn i mean
i ate something hott, and it burned it.
not like spicy.
but temp. wise.

Make sure you don't eat something that hot next time. You're gonna just have to let nature take it's course and it heal on its own.

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Ok, I'm female and almost 14.

So one of the guys in my class tries to annoy me. During 6th period he uses his foot to shake my desk and looks at me sometimes, and in 4th period he was REALLY close to me and looking over my shoulder while I was reading the chapter's notes aloud. He keeps saying stuff to me like he's my boyfriend, but in a joking way. Recently, one of his relatives passed away, and since then, he's either nice to me or tells me to shut up when I'm not even talking to him! I'll admit, I kind of "like" him, but I really don't KNOW him... I really don't know what to do. Does he like me? And if he does, what do I do next?

Talk to him? Get to know him?


If you don't really know him doesn't that sound like a wonderful idea?

Ok, so you admit that you don't really know this guy, and you're still trying to decide if he likes you, and you kind of like him. So what should step number two be?! Take him home and bang him? A nice expensive, roamtic dinner? NO! You should GET TO FUCKING KNOW HIM. I don't know what else you could be looking for you confused psycho.

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i was wondering in any sort of natural way i could make my boobs grow!!!!
ive searched and searched and cant find anyway to make my boobs grow.
ive read on websites that by the time you hit puberty your boobs will stop growing 3-5 years after puberty. im 14 and got my period when i was 11. im not even a double AA cup. im about an inch away from a AA cup. im abobut 115 lbs. and 5"6
does anyone know how big they may get or could get or how to get them bigger? pleasee!!
i know i can accept it and accept my body but i just want bigger boobs!

The only way you can do it is through breast implants. From what I understand there is no other way to do it. Sorry, you're gonna have to deal with what God gave ya until you're old enough to make them bigger from surgery.

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are there infrared laser beam may be some that can have some kind of thing that causes an feeling of some type instead of a light.......among other things...or simillar things a side from a laser light?.......or something that sends shocks...

Do you currently have a pulse, or did you find someone who doesn't speak a lick of English type this out for you?

No, I don't think there are legal lasers you can buy that will cause shocks or other feelings. Does that sound like something you would want people walking around with?

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so my dad is jewish. my mom is baptist. but me and my brothers were brought up jewish. i honestly dont believe the jewish religion and i told my boyfriend this and now he wants me to go to his catholic church with him. i dont know what to expect. i hear you have to go to the priest and get bread and wine and stick your tongue out. how far do i stick my tongue out? what do i wear? questions like that is what i need information on. if someone could help me out it would be greatly appricated. thank you

You wont actually do that stuff because you're not actually baptised or whatever the hell Catholics do. You're pretty much gonna sit there and listen to people talk. It's gonna be boring.

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with the highly sensitive microphones could they have them in theres homes with speakers could they hear someone in a separate trailer...and possibly have a microphone to speak through them to where the person who they listen in on could hear there voice if they chose to speak through them...?

With all the years of school offered nowadays, could it be possible to actualy learn English?

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Well me and my boyfriend have been going out for a year & a month . But i just like dont trust him , well i mean i trust him i just dont like him around girls ''/ idk why , he has never done anything to make me not trust him. He trusts me , and doesnt care if i go anywhere with my girls and there's guys around but i dnt like him going anywhere where girls are . I want us to have a great relationship but i just cant help it . I just always think about girls trying to flirt with him or this and that . He's told me before that im the Only one for him , he's in love with me and he doesnt want anyone else but i just dont know whats wrong with me . I have came a very long way with jelousy from the start. But like when his friends want to do stuff they usually have girls with them & sometimes i cant go so i dont want my boyfriend to & deep down i kno thats not fair from keeping him from having fun just because i cant , even though he'll let me . We have talked about over and over , dont tell me to talk to him about it because we have . TELL ME WHAT [ I ] can do , because he's done all he could . thanks

There isn't any advice on what you can do, you're just going to have to overcome that silly feeling you have. It's a personal thing and you're gonna have to learn to keep your mind off of it. You had better figure it out soon though, the jealousy thing can tend to end realationships.

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14/f
ok so this guy tanner is my best friend. we're really close and we went out in september but i broke it off because it started a fight with me and my best friend julie because she doesnt like him.
then he got a new gf after a while and i got REALLY jealous. i figured out i still liked him.
so they broke up a few months later and i was pretty happy. in january, he started to like me again (later i found out he liked me the whole time he was going out with that one girl!)
i liked him too obviously..
but the thing is i didnt want to have a bf so he said he would wait for me. which is like 2 years.
and now i keep having the urge to kiss him because i really like him and idk i just want to like really bad!
but i dont want a bf right now. we dont go to the same school so i was gonna wait till i get a car or he does.
would it be considered slutty if i kissed him but didnt go out with him after? i know he wants to too..we both really like eachother. but i want to wait to go out. he says he'll wait for me.
and the other thing..the friend julie i was talking about before..if i kissed him (it would be my first kiss...) i would want to tell her since shes my best friend. but if i told her, she probably wouldnt talk to me again since she doesnt like him and its pretty wrong to do in the first place.
ugh this is starting to sound stupid as im telling it but i seriously dont know what to do and i cant talk to julie about it!
sorry this is so long!

First off, your friend Julie is a retard. Why the hell does she have a say in anything that goes on with your love life? If she stops being your friend because you date a guy that you like, then she's not worth being friends with. Now..

So you like a guy, but don't want a boyfriend, but you want to kiss him, but Julie will be mad? To top it all off, this boy is willing to wait two years for you to decide that you're ready for a boyfriend?! I'm sorry, but you're 14 years old. Two years is a long time at that age. I would say you have one of two options. Either date him now, or never do it. Don't waste two years of someone's youth just because you're not ready. Which, if you're honestly not ready and not dating, then good for you. That shouldn't affect someone elses life though. Tell him to move on.

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I'm just wondering what makes your musical taste any better than mine.

I'm way cooler than you'll ever be, that's what.

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I come to you because you don't sugarcoat things, and tough love is what I need, everywhere I go - I get sympathy. It doesn't help me. So go for it, make fun of me, be sarcastic and show me how stupid it is feeling the way I do, hopefully - it'll help me get over it.

I was obsessed with the same guy for 3 years (by obsessed I mean I planned our wedding and hacked his email and such..) we weren't dating, we just met once a month basically.

This summer he used me, sexually - he pushed and pushed until I finally caved and did what he wanted me to. He said he cared about me, his actions spoke differently.

Now you'd think after a guy hurts you, you'd fall out of love? I fell deeper.

I want him so badly, I think about him 24/7, I cry so much I almost throw up.

I left a really bad impression on him (i couldnt please him) but he still said "maybe we'll see eachother again in a year or two.."

I hold on to those words and am doing everything I can to make sure in two years, I'll be his dream girl.

Pathetic Pathetic Pathetic.

But I love him, and can't let go of him.

Give it to me - the truth. What do you think of this situation I'm in?

Thanks

So yeah, sorry this took so long to answer, but I don't come on here very often, and check my inbox even less.

I think the situation you're in is stupid. You're pretty much telling this guy, "You now have the ability to use and abuse me and you have no strings attached." Him being a guy, is going to see this and milk it for everything it's worth. He obviously wants nothing to do with you romantically, so why continue? It's never easy, and I've kind of been in this situation before. I didn't let someone take advantage of me sexually, but I was obsessed with someone for years and she kept talking about me moving to where she lived, us getting together sexually, whatever. It just feeds their need for knowing that someone wants them, even though they'll never pursue. So I really hope by now you've figured this out on your own, but if not, my inbox is always open and I'll make sure to tell you the things you need to hear and get you over this person so that you can move on and find someone who will feel the same way about you that you feel for them.

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I just got out of a relationship of about 11 months, and it was my longest relationship and also a very abusive, crazy one. I finally broke up with him in December and while I was slowly ending it with him I actually met someone new that I realized I had feelings for. This new guy (Mike) is 4 years older than me, age doesn't matter to us now though, but my problem, is that he doesn't show constant love towards me. If he does its like on and off, its never all the time since we've been seeing each other. When I try to talk to Mike about it he says it's because sometimes he doesn't "trust" me because we've had a lot of problems in the past. I'll name some so you can understand the relationship better.

One night I had a bunch of people at my house and we were all drinking, I started to get really drunk and I pretty soon couldn't even stand up by myself, so i started leaning on Mikes cousin (Mike wasn't near me, and his cousin was sitting in a chair unlike the rest of us so that was easier to lean on), so my hand was on his leg, Mike took it the wrong way and flipped out. Being drunk I obviously got really emotional, and started crying and it was really embarrassing so I just went out with a few friends and tried to blow it off. When I got back I could barely walk and everyone was yelling at me, he called me a bunch of names so I hit him. I would never do that if I was sober but thats the way I handled it because of my past relationship. He stormed off and left me, so I just slept out at a friends that night. He ended up going back to my house and slept there because he was waiting up for me, but how was I suppose to know that? The next day he came over to talk, and told me that his original plan was to never to talk to me again, and he made it seem like it was all my fault, I tried to tell him that I was drunk and I honestly didn't know what I was doing, but he just kept telling me that I was so wrong, and it was all my fault and he should hate me, so I just let him be right and told him I was sorry. I also made the decision not to drink anymore.

That was last weekend, this weekend, we've been arguing again, but not while I've been drunk, Friday night we went to a party, and he was drinking, (I wasn't) and he was acting SO amazing towards me, really lovey, always wanting to be around me, he even went to the store and bought me a rose! Later that night I questioned his "lovey dovey"-ness because he's never usually like that, and he flipped out, probably because he was drunk, and he just wanted to go downstairs and pass out, but i really wanted to work things out, so I kept going downstairs to talk to him, and everytime I would walk away, he would just fall asleep. Every time he would ever walk away from me during a fight, I would chase after him. He ended up just coming upstairs with me in my room and sleeping with me, we blew it off.

My point is, I've given up so much for him, drinking, going out all the time. and I don't think it's always my fault when we fight but I'm too scared to REALLY stick up for myself because I know he'll freak out and leave me because it's only the beginning, I've tried to tell him that he's messing with my head, but he says "fine then we're done I'm not going to mess with your head anymore" and thats not what I want! So I just deal with what he says, and hopefully we just forget about it and move on like we always do. Another thing, we're not officially Boyfriend and Girlfriend. We were before but we kept fighting like we are now so we decided just so act like we're going out? but not with the label. If he loves me he should just want to be with me shouldn't he? But I just want him in any way I can have him. Is it really all me? Am I just crazy, how can I make him want to change and show me love but not lose him completely? If you say I can't make him want to change, than what can I do?

You cannot change someone. If that's how he is, and that annoys you, then you have one of two options.

First option: deal with it. If you want to make things work out, then you're gonna have to suck it up and not argue and fight if you can help it. If there is fighting and arguing, then hopeit blows over. If you simply cannot stand this, then...

Second option: break up with him. You obviously deserve someone who is gonna love you no matter what, and he's not doing it. The biggest thing in life that everyone needs is self-happiness. That can come from many different places, and sometimes the right person is the one who is going to bring it.

If you want my honest opinion, end it now. He sounds like he's a jerk and doesn't really care about the people that he's with. You honestly do deserve better and you'll find someone who will make you feel like the world belongs to you.


PS: Sorry it took so long to answer.

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I AM on birth control but I have unprotected sex quite often.
My partner has done drugs and smoked many times ,but i do not.
That doesn't put me at risk for anything does it?

First of all, birth control is not a 100% garuntee that you're protected from pregnancy. So yes, you are already at risk for getting pregnant. With doing drugs, unless he's doing heroin with people who have diseases, then I seriously doubt that there's any problem there at all.

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boyfriend cheated on my with my best friend. (now ex best friend)
so on her myspace, she mentions in her about me; my NAME && calls me 2 faced.
and shes the one who effin kissed my boy.
s0o my question is, why should she right my name? for some reason she turned everyone against me "making is my fault or something" I MEAN WTF.
ugh

She seriously did that on her MYSPACE?!
omg
It's so cute to see 15 year olds.

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okay so this morning i woke up with my right eye crusted shut. then it was draining a clear liquid and was red. later i took a hot shower and put in eye drops. now my eye is white like the other eye but it wont open as wide as the other one.
is it pink eye or just and allergy problem?

and if it is pink eye, i have school tomorrow and i hate my glasses so i wear contacts. would it be okay to wear them? if i do what would happen?

also on tuesday i have softball tryouts and i cannot play with glasses and i cant see with without them. what do i do?

please answer asapp.
i will provide feedback!

Good news, if you happen to have pink eye you'll get an extended weekend. They wont let you in school with pink eye because it's so contagious.

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This is probably going to sound like a stupid question, but I was just wondering if that eating Special K cereal for breakfast and lunch everyday for 2 weeks will make you lose 6 pounds. I have the cereal and I've been wanting to try it, but I don't want to waste my time if it's not going to work! I appreciate all advice and information, thanks!

You'd have to be completely stupid to believe something like that...



...or that's what the advertisers for Special K hope all of America is like. What they mean, is that eating Special K everyday mixed with a balanced diet and regular exercise, you can lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks. So if you're not ready to commit to more, then don't do it. It probably tastes like shit.

You're only insulting me by trying to say you have intelligence. I answered your questioned, you're just pissed that I was right.

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15m.

Ok, so. I like this girl, shes a year or so older than me, and we're insanely good friends. Like, we tell each other everything and we'll always be there for each other.

If she notices that I dont look "ok" (like if i look upset or mad, etc.) she'll call me after i get home and ask me whats wrong, and likewise with me. So one day I asked her if I was "Dateable" and she said "for me?" and i was like "no you're way to far outta my league" and she was like "ok, yeah in general you are, but not for me.." which basically crushed me... So i was like great..Now i know she wont ever like me.

And NOW, she has a boyfriend which i cant stand. I mean i really like her, but now im just thinking about giving up because she wont ever like me now..

what should i do..?

I know that if you live in a sitcom, like in the show Friends, you can get drunk and somehow start a relationship because of a hook-up in London, but in reality you're never gonna be more than friends with this girl. Once you get to that "zone", its tough to get out of. I'd say just enjoy the fact you have a friend that close.

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hi! ok so i need ur help!
my friend eli, her birthdays in a few weeks.
march 8th to be exact.

and i wnna get her a present. but like, a gag gift.
shes like, very sweet.
and shes so silly!!
she always wears black. black sweatshirts, black eyeliner. black converse.
shes like the anti-pink.
and im like the anti-black. haha
she hates barbies/girly girls.
she wore Black on valentines day!!
u cant do that. anyway, any ideas on what to get her? somthing thatll make her laugh. but somthing she can use. not somthing that will end up in the back of her closet.
thanx so much!!

xoxo,

L

You should buy her some creativity.

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ok well how can i let a boy know that i wanna to mess around w/ him? but not being 2 clingy or give him the idea that im thinking that were going to get in a relationship.?.

Tell him that you're a slut, that should work.

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