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do you kno the song concrete angel? ya well that is me! i am sick of getting thrown around please help me!! i need all the help i can possibly get. am i going to die? i hope not! please this is all that i ask you just give me advice i need it so badly!!i mean i have gotting stiches 7 times cause of my mom and dad! please help!

the answer is simple...call kidchat...im serious...1-888-kidchat tell them about it, then you get money then report your parents to child protective services..but do this after you talk to a TRUSTED adult...your parents dont deserve to have a chld if they beat on you and throw you around..you deserve a family that will love you or gaurdians that love you.

hope i helped. much love...♥♥ twstandshout32♥♥

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what things would you recommend to do for fun with the gorgeous girl i call mine?

awww...your so sweet!ok so this is my perfect date go out and eat a romantic dinner...followed by and walk in the moolight holding hands on the beach.(barefooted) or you could go through a park or a really nice a isolated spot where the moon shines. hope i helped! good luck!

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But what is the webiste?

i dont quite understand your question..im sorry i really think you should ask MFS. im so sorry

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Ok so Im like totally in love with this totally amazing guy....who i havent met.....cuse he lives in florida and well hes the totally Hott and talented Aaron Carter. I just cant get over him i know should but i cant cuse he's so hott. like my chances of meeting him are slim cuse he's famous and goes to all these Hollywood red carpet parties and could never be interested in a girl like me but i want him. so should i forget him or Go get him. i mean my love burns for him w/ the white hott intnesity of 1000 suns. but is it normal to be this in love. please help me

ahahahahahaha thats the funniest question ever asked!!! im sry but i think you should forget him and it isnt normal to love a celebrity like that! you have major issues! hahahaha wow that just made my day! hope i helped!

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How do u make ur ADvice Column a little bit colorfull?

you go to column settings and then click on this...If you're confused about colors, there's a nice website about how these work over here. < click the here..and then choose your colors and assign them in the spots you want them in! hope i helped..although im not the best w/ this place!

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Hi, I have been talking to this guy online.....I really like him..he asked me out and I said yes. DOnt worry I have no intentions on meeting him anytime soon.But i dont know if I should tell my friends about him because they think talking to people online that you dont know is wrong..and i know they will probably get mad at me and think I am crazy. He has sent me a picture...but should I trust him that its actually him? And whats your opinion on online dating?
What should I do??
Thanks

o-m-g wtf is with all this online crap. i think its wrong, havent you heard of all the kidnapping and missing persons cases?! it could be a picture of his grandson for crying out loud! i mean it could be a creepy 40 yr. old man that stalks little girls. im sorry if this is mean, but its the brutal truth. you have to be fucking crazy to try that shit it just shows how desperate you are. and if you dont know the guy...then dont talk to him. its that simple! geeze. im sorry about that but meeting people online in a chat room is just plain stupid. so dont ever do that again. you were fucking crazy!

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When you shave your bikini line, what kind of shaving cream or gel should you use, and lotions? i know not scented ones, but i have horrible bumps, and sometimes it itches soooo bad! can you please give me some advice!

I rate high and leave feedback, if that matters!

thanks so much in advance!!!

-KeLs-

the little red bumps are ingrown hairs..your not supposed to shave your bikini line..dont worry i made that mistake too.what you should do is wait for the hair to grow back out and most of the bumps are gone then get a hair removing lotion, i recomend nair, and follow the directions. the hair goes away and there are no little red bumps! hope i helped!

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anyone know a place to where you can get free ringtones for your cell?

http://www.ringtones4all.com/

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Is it ok to still think you pretty even though, some people think you ugly, or if they call you ugly then you should go ahead and say your ugly. I'm having that kind of problem. My whole entire family says I'm pretty and cute but I don't know if they're just saying that. My aunt told me that she wasn't saying that just to make me feel good, she said that she SERIOUSLY thinks that im pretty. Even my friend says every body should think their pretty because that was called self confidence. But i just don't know...

everyone should think they are pretty to a certain degree. not to much or you are just vain and conceded. but family always says that and it makes people feel worse, it actualy depends how old you are and what point of adolesence you are at everyone changes at differnt rates you could think you are butt-ugly one year and be beautiful the next. and if people are calling you ugly you should never think that about yourself. if you think your ugly and horrible then that lowers your self-esteem and low slef-esteem is what causes suicide...dont give into peer pressure. its all on the inside.hope i helped! remember everyone is beautiful in their own way! mucho

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ok see i started goin out with this boy tony 2 days ago and my friend katie used to go out with him!! but now she has a boyfriend that she says she luvs so much!! his name is travis!! and she used to be in luv with tony(the boii i go out with)!! and everytime im around her she always talks badd stuff on him!! she tells me how he will ditch me and stuff!! everytime i tell her stuff that he says gOOd about me she always says"he doesnt mean that"! part of me thinks shes jealus! and everytime im over her house and he calls she always runs to the phone and she will never let me talk to him! and i dont think its fair cause she has a boyfriend!! i think she is madd that i go out with tony but wen i ask her she says she aint madd!! so i dont kno wat to b~leave!! can sum 1 rly giv me good advise to tell her or him!!???!? cause its breaking my hart!! ~kayla~ IM me on AIM at eckoprincess1169

i would tell her to back off, first of all its none of her buisness what goes on around you two and if she is jealous she will just have to get over it.as for her stealing the phone and disagreeing with whatever you say about him that just proves she is jealous and she will DEFANILTALY have to get over it.if u want a qoute to say to her then here is one. "hey you don't want people to talk about your boyfriend do you(no) ok, then don't talk bad about mine, you may be mad and i don't know it but just BACK OFF! if he ever gets the way you say he is then thats MY problem, not yours! ok? (ok.)" so there you go but don't be totaly rude about it. and if she still won't back off then ditch her, she isn't a true friend. hope i helped! good luck!

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One of my best friends is EXREMLEY rude to me, she bosses me around so much and she doesn't do it to anyone else. It makes me upset because I feel like she doesn't like me. On her profile she listed her friends and i'm not even on there and im supposed to be her best friend. Then the other night she had our 2 other best friends over and didn't even invite me. Shes acting really weird and shes always making rude away messages about me. I don't like it at all because she was never like this before. Please help me!

*[ Hayley ]*

well obviously if she is rude and snobby to you then she isn't your BFF so i would just ditch her and hang out with your other friends, she isn't worth the trouble all she will give is problems and as for the rude away messages and crap like that just ignore it, it will drive her crazy!o.0 it will make her weaker and you stronger-if you understand that at all- so just ignore her and go out and find a true friend, and hold on tight to them! hop i helped! good luck!

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Just recently, a man apparently came to my school. I don't really know who he is but they've been calling him Prophet Murphy. He's this guy that predicted the 9/11 fiasco and now he's like, come to my school and talked to the principal. I go to a high school in Vermont and he told the principal that there was going to be a shooting at the school this friday, the 13th of May. I'm a little bit confused because I don't know if the guy even came. It could all be just a rumor that some idot circulated. One of my best friends ex-boyfriend had told her that he planned on shooting up the school. I told her to tell the principal but I don't think she's going to. My other friend told her mom about the rumor and now she's not going to come to school because her mom's not letting her. Kristin's dad doesn't believe her and neither does mine. I just don't really know what to do. Should I take this seriously and cut school or something or is it nothing?

~scared to be shot in the head~

i think you should just avoid that day beg your mother if the guy predicted 9/11 then he is most likely right..dont take any chances. its friday the 13th too.i hope the best for you please answer this back.

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okay, im not sure if this is in the right place. but i know i dont get enough of water. because i just cant drink things of water, i get sick. like i throw up. and water with something in it takes a while to make. and you get tired of it.
why is it so important to have 10 cups of water. what am i doing to my body? why do i get sick?

your getting dehydrated and that is bad for your body..if you cant drink water than drink like sprite or sumthing caffine free.trust me i didnt like to drink just water but after awhile you get used to it and it taste good..personaly i like dasani(sp?) if you dont drink enough water you can die that's why it's so important..and your body is probably malnourished by now so i would just get over the water thikng and start to drink it again until you feel better

hope i helped

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lastnite i was on the fone with my boyfriend and my mom kept coming in saying she needs the phone and i wouldn't get off cause my boyfriend and i were in the middle of a conversation. So... she took my cell phone which in this case my dad bought for me (parents are split up) and i pay for monthly and she only did it to waste my minutes. so when i got off the phone i walked into the living room and there she was on the couch talking on my phone and i got pretty pissed off about it. So... i tried grabbing it from her and told her to give me my damn phone but she pushed me away and slapped my arm and then she finally got off but she wouldn't give it to me and she went and got the home phone so again i tried grabbing for my cell phone and she pushed me into the wall and started choking me and cussing at me and so i called her a fucking bitch and she pushed me onto the couch and punched me in the chest and in the face and slapped me across the face and kept saying what did you just call me and i tried kicking her off me and then i finally got her off me and she goes to my stepdad you wanted her here then you can stay with her and she left..... thats just the background... but my question is what am i supposed to do, I have a HUGE mark on my neck from where she was choking me and now i have worse breathing problems (i have asthma pretty bad) i mean like should i call the poilce or should i call child services i have no idea what to do!! HELP ME PLEASE

ok i know this is a little late late but you should call kidchat 1-888-kidchat or if that is wrong look it up on the internet first of all you get money for telling them and second of all you dont have to deal with all that abuse..i would highly consider living with your dad.hope i hepled!Good Luck!(i just noticed that number wasnt on there and you should try)

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Ok I've been out with this lad 8 times, and he kept using me but then the 8th time i went out with him he sed he'd learnt his lesson but then i found out he fancied my best m8 and when he was with her he'd flrt with her and when he was with me he was really romantic we had our first snog then our second and it felt so good but then the next day i fell out with my best m8 and he dumps me over falling out with her and then they both ept being nasty to me and calling me nasty names and i end up geting really upset and then the teacher makes me apoliges to them when they've really upset me but I still madly in love with my ex and now I feel really depressed what should I do?? please help me i'll rate anyone who does 5

first of all i dont know what fell out means but im guessing that it means that you got into a fight with your friend and now your not hangin out anymore..if thats the case..then i think you should dump the guy if this is the 8th time and he hasnt been sincere to you yet he is never gonna be...just hang out with your other friends and date around and try to avoid them..and the teacher..if the teacher makes you apologize just dont do it say they owe me an apology..you will eventualy get over him and fell al whole lot better.hope i helped! Good Luck!

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ok im in 8th grade and i like this freshman but he says he doesnt date younger girls!!...what should i do to get his attention and make him want me?.

well you have to talk to him..communication is vital to a relaetionship..dont worry i have the same problem..just be flirtasious and show him that just because you are younger than him that it doesnt mean anything and he can have a really good time with you...but if he really is a butthead that wont date younger girls and he gets mean about it just let him go-no worries- but flirting is what we girls do best..remember this!hope i helped!Good Luck!

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So im making a bet with a friend, and if i win i get to make her do soemthing completely non sexual (and i do mean completely) and im at a loss, cant come up with anything. while your answering feel free to make suggestions for her as well, shes having trouble too.

~call a teacher and tell him hes hott

*make her eat something disgusting

`wear underwear on the outside for a whole day at skool or the mall

!make her ask out the grossest guy in school

@dive into a ditch

#walk up to a stranger and ask them if they want to go to the road ho

scream like bloody murder out on the street

moon some1

vasiline and oatmeal the principlas car

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how do i tell my boyfriend that i really like him and enjoy being with him but he can be a little to hyper? i know this is really shallow but it kinda annoys me! thanks again!

just tell him to chill...like say whoa there davy!! or something if he really cares about you then he wont get mad..communication is vital in a relationship...dont forget that!or if he is younger than you then hes just immature(no offense)hope i helped!Good Luck!

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okay- here goes.. well.. lately my dad has been acting wikkid weird.. everything you say to him, he turns into an agument... my mom tried to tell me its because his dad (my papa) just dies in november, buthe has been acting like this only sincethe end of february.. well.. any way, my point is i really wanna know how i can get him to either stop turning everything into an argument , besides "talking to him" because, really, that doesnt work because he'll just get mad and FLiP OUT! PLEASE HELP ME!! i rate really good!!

first off i would talk to your mom(away from your dad)and tell her that it not because your papa died..its something else..like if he is a smoker and trying to quit that always make parents cranky..maybe your mom would know of some type os disorder that makes people agitated because of a death of a family member or you could look it up..i need a little more info. sorry i couldnt help that much but i hope i helped!

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I want to buy the expansion pack for the Sims 2... it's called University. However, I'm not sure if I have enough space on my computer... how can I tell if I do or don't?

that is uch a sweet game! you have to get it but i didnt ev en care if i had enough space if you go to http://www.thesims2.com it willl have system requirments then you can check go to my comp. then click add/remove programs(this is if you have windows xp) then at the top it should say how much space is left and how much is taken!hope i helped!u have to get that game!!!

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