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im moving from wisconsin to la cali. are there alot of kids doing drugs there?? like for example what % do drugs at ur skool?
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Everyone does drugs. Haven't you heard all the rumors about the big city? The city corrupts EVERYONE THAT LIVES IN IT! NOONE IS SAFE! I mean, if you don't do drugs in the mean streets of L.A. A gang will come and shoot you while Arnold Scwahahajknkjfhkjgahakjfger crushes you with his mighty muscles and the Hollywood sign crushes you as well. Oh yeah, and the mafia too.


yesterday at the doctors i got a shot in my arm (kind of my shoulder) and it didnt hurt at all, but now today it hurts really bad it feels like i have a bruise where the shot was and it hurts really bad whenever i move my arm. is this normal or should i be concerned? im starting to worry. how long should this pain last? (link)
If it's a vaccine this is normal. If it isnt, you will die in 24 hours.


OK im the only gurl i swear in my 9th grade class that likes cars and i sumtimes get made fun of 4 it
should i find sumthin else to be interested in or dont kare wut they say? (link)
Thems 9th-grade-folk never took too kindly to dykes.

You must be a very obnoxious car lover for you to be made fun of by all the other people for it. All of my interests and passions and.. quite different from most peoples' but I never got made fun of for them. People just nodded in fearing admiration. I'd say just stay in the closet until someone mentions something about cars. THEN you say you like them. Don't go shoving your "OMFG I LYK CARZZ!12" thing down people's throats. Because frankly, noone cares.


yesterday i fell off my bike cuz my chain broke and my hands r all scraped up and hurt is there n e thing i can eat or drink or do that will make it heal faster and school starts really soon and i dont want my hands to hurt cuz im in sports and stuff plz help (link)
There is no magical marvel-of-science drink that will make you heal like wolverine, but what you CAN do is eat well, sleep well and uh.. drink well. If you are in good condition and if your metabolism is pretty fast then you will heal in no time.


Ok I have my cartilage pierced and it's beel pierced since the end of May. I ran out of the cleaning stuff the store gave me and now it's infected and swollen. I was wondering what I could use to clean it. I have hydrogen peroxide and isperyl alcohol (not sure if that's what it's called). Would either of those work or should I use something else? Thanks! I rate! (link)
One part lemon juice one part tabasco.


Well, ive been a cutter for about..1/2 a year now. And i cut on my wrist..(i was pissed) and i went out without my wrist band on, and i think my mom saw! what if she sends me away to a mental hospital!?
Please help!
|-.Lost Soul.-| (link)
First of all, I'm very worried that you signed that with |-.Lost Soul.-|. I'm not actually worried that you ARE a lost soul but worried that you are simply a goth trying to live up to stereotypes.

Oh yeah back to the question; no, they probably won't send you to a mental hospital just for cutting. Unless they hate you and never want to deal with you ever again, then they probably would.


i need the toilet all the time, but when i go for a wee nothing comes out. why is this? (link)
If I tell you I will have to kill you.


I`m 15 in about a month or so and I think i`m an alchoulic. I want to quit at times, but then again i dont. I didn`t come on here to get lectured, just advice on what to do in this situation. Thanks.

Signed
xx CaM (link)
I don't understand how you are an alcoholic at fourteen. I don't understand where you even get enough alcohol to be an alcoholic at fourteen. You most likely aren't so stop throwing that word around. It doesn't make you cool.


i think i might have something wrong with my lungs. i get out of breath WAY too easy. i don't think i have athsma, cuz i've never had an attack, and i don't smoke, but my parents do. i'm getting bad grades in p.e. because i can't run. i COULD run...if i could breathe, because it doesn't tire my legs at all...but anyway, how can i tell if there's something wrong with me, or what do i do? (link)
You have hypochondria.


Is it possible to overdose on vitamin c? i mean i just bought cough drops that say each drop has 100 percent of the vitamin c i need each, is ok to take more if i need them? (link)
Overdosing on vitamin C can be very very hazardous to your health. Too much and BAM, death.


My friend keeps copying everything I do. Like getting contacts.. my sneakers.. classes. Stupid stuff like that. It just annoys me and I dont want her to get upset over it but it just gets on my nerves. How can I bring it up without hurting her or making it seem like I'm sick of her or something liek that ? (link)
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I don't think she's "copying" you. Your choices simply influenced her own.


I HATE MY DAD! hes such an idiot... hes not in my life at all. hes a co dependant jerk. when i was little he didnt make me lunch and he makes me do everything for him... he can b OK sometimes but yeah its not enough i still hate him... hes not in my life at all but he'll pick random times to step in and ruin it. like something that my moms been letting me do for 7 months all of the sudden i cant do bcuz of him. I HATE HIM SOOOOO MUCH. my mom wont even stick up for me or what she knows is right... what should i do?
thnx (link)
LYK OMG HE IS SUCH A NAZI. Please shut the fuck up. Oh look, he isn't in your life, he didn't make you lunch, HE DOESNT LET YOU DO SOMETHING. He could also not be in your life by actually leaving for the majority of your life. I never knew my dad until I was 7 or 8 but I'm not whining about it. Frankjly I don't care. He doesn't have to make you lunch. Has anyone ever made my lunch? No not really, but you don't see me complaining. I never got to do alot of things but through my hypnotic powers of persuasion and just a thieflike ability to get around things I always got to do the things I was never allowed to do. Noone ever stuck up for me, I learned to stick up for myself.

Be more fucking independant. Suck it up.


I feel heart broke, and it makes me so sad. I always try to not grow too attached to a guy cus im so young and i just really wanna meet new people and just have fun. WELL theres this guy i met and hes the bomb digitty and i really like him and everyone says he likes me too but he sometimes doesnt pay attention to me, he only does out of school and that really bothers me and i dont know why, i dont want it to. WELL yesterday i was at a party and he was there with his friends, and i was dancing with his friend (my bro calls it humping... haha) And the guy i like just stood there looking at us and i didnt pay any attention.. well after we were done dancing i was looking for him and he had left. He was gonna go to another party tho, but he left pissed off... i LOVE making guys jealous.. well do you think that he does like me? I HOPE SO

PS i rate high (link)
Stop flattering yourself, you didn't make him jealous. You simply disgusted him with your un-coolness. I mean, don't you ever wonder WHY he doesn't want to hang out with you in front of all the kids in school?

And if you are insecure enough to use jealously as a tool for getting guys then you must be killed you stupid whore.


okay well i've always told myself that i'm going to wait until marriage before i have sex... but now that i'm older and in highschool i've faced reality. and i'm not gonna kid myself. if i'm ready to have sex, i'm going to. of course i'm gonna wait for the guy i love, but still. everyone always says "wait til marriage" but in reality WHO REALLY DOES? and even if i have sex with a guy and we break up and regret it, that doesnt mean i'm gonna be depressed for the rest of my life would it? so whats the big deal? who agrees. (link)
Yes, I'll have to agree with you on that one. Going into highschool really makes you old. Im highschool you will face EVERY KIND OF REALITY THAT EXISTS!!1 EXCITING!!@!@1! But seriously simply going into high school doesn't make you all that experianced and all knowing.

What you don't know about sex is that you give your soul to the first person you ever have sex with. Then they will control you.

Ok. Why does the person you lose your virginity to matter? I seriously don't see the whole fuss about this but I never really got worked up over most things in my life. Why? Because they aren't important.


ok like all my friends ave done something wit a guy like sexual n i really havent lke sometimes i really want to do something more wit a guy but my longest relationship was like a month so i ddint do anyuhting like i odnt like this kid too much but hes really sexually active and i wanna like do something wit him but i dunno how to do anhting and i dont wanna embarress myself im only 15 but time is running out and im still here wihtout sex lol (link)
Oh god wow. First of all, try using puctuation. I'm pretty sure that whole thing was just one huge runon sentence. I'm not a grammer nazi but holy hell, look at that big ball of.. letters.

And to answer your question. Jesus Christ just calm down for one moment you desperate whore. You are fifteen. Just wait. If you decide not to take my advice, if you don't want to wait for good things to come then I hope you get impregnated by some bastard that you will never see again. And that abortion will somehow not be an option..

By the say, I find it hilariously pathetic that you're that desperate but you still haven't gotten any.


hey. my name's ren. well, to start off. i just started back to school, everythings going great. i'm so happy. i'm doing good, getting every accomplished. i know it's my junior year & i have to buckle down.

but theres still a part of me thats lonley and sad. all i feel like doing is sitting in my room, cry, listen to my music, cut, and read.

i'm a recovering cutter. i still every-so often cut, but.. i don't know what wrong with me.

please help. (link)
Everything is wrong with you. Your life sucks. Noone loves you. Noone cares. Now go cry, cut yourself some more and hope you die from blood loss.

I laugh at your pain you stupid attention whore.


Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? (link)
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to testicles too? The answer to both questions is no because testicles and coconuts are not really in the nut family. A testicle is a body part and a coconut is a fruit.


What does God say about the work of the Holy Spirit in redemption? Are sinners dead (Eph. 2:1) in need of regeneration, or just sick in need of a little reformation? "He saved us, not because of deeds done by us in righteousness, but in virtue of His own mercy, by the washing of regeneration and renewal in the Holy Spirit" (Titus 3:5). "The written code kills, but the Spirit gives life" (II Cor. 3:6). So I guess my question is this. If the Holy Spirit draws the saved and the condemned alike, what does the Holy Spirit have to do with anyone's salvation? (link)
I would say go ask a bible-man, he will know what to do. And when he asks for the secret password jsut say that you're a ninja and he will let you hear what he has to say about the forbidden information.


I want to know some good pick up lines to use on people. Thanks~! (link)
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Some times my pubic hairs kinda hurt when i pull them, so i yank them out and they have this sort weird sticky white thing on the end. after i pull them out it doesnt hurt there any more. this happens every once in a while and i yank em because if i dont it hurts to touch there. anyone know waht these are? i call them evil hairs. (link)
Holy fucking crap what the hell. Dont yank them! Just trim them if you must. Who likes guys with naked testicles? Pedophiles.




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