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pick-up lines
I want to know some good pick up lines to use on people. Thanks~!
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nice leqs what time do they open ?
qirl you look so qood , i`d drink your bathwater .
nice shoes wanna fuck ?
lol .. rate us !
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i have 2 good ones.
1. i forgot my library card, but can i still check you out?
2. do you have a mirror in your back pocket, because i can see myself in your pants.
*lol* hope you like them.
if you need anymore, go to this website, they have plenty.
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hope i helped. -PA
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If you wanna look like a greaseball. 1. Are you from Tennessee,cause you're the only ten I see. 2. That dress is very becoming on you,but if I were that dress,I'd be coming on you too. 3. Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again? 4. Wanna fuck? 5.So,are you legal? 6.I lost my number,can I have yours?
Good ones are well,there are no good ones.
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I know one that will get you a hug.
I pulled it on some varsity cheerleaders my freshman year.
Do you have a band aide?
____ Why?
I scraped my knee when I was falling for you.
Yeah... most girls think it's really sweet, or they just think I'm cute...
Secondly, if you kind of know the girl walk over there and be like "Hey wanna hear a joke about a rabbit?" and of course the girl'll be like "Yeah." You ask to see her hand and of course she'll give it to you for the joke.
You draw a river down her palm and on one side of the river you say "here's a bunny. On the other side of the river is the bunny's family. How can the bunny get across the river."
The girl will say whatever way and you just flat out say "No, I'm sorry, that doesn't work. THere are no bridges. THere are no rocks" etc.
Then she'll probably ask you the point of the joke, or you could casually say "Do you know what the point of the joke is?"
The answer is... "I just wanted to hold you hand."
Yeah, I know, I tried to help directly, but there are many sites dedicated to pick up lines and the like.
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OMG NO! pick up lines r a total nono. They r corny and a lotta the time they drive people away. Do not ever use pick up lines. they suck. just be urself and say thins that u really mean. not some corny phrase.
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"did it hurt? girl:did what hurt? guy:when you fell from heaven?"
"word if the day is legs....lets go somewhere and spread the word"(girls dont respond well to that one so watch out lol)
ummm those are then only 2 i know haha
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lol..you dont need pick^ lines..use youR chaRm!..if youR a guRl be like heyy do i know you..and then staRt a convo..be like o0o i thought i saw you at (any like populaR place that pplz hang out)! and then be like o0 im soRy and then if he likes you then he'll be like no pRoblem..wats youR numba..and soo on! lol!
hope i helped![[got not pick^ lines if uRe a boii..sRii]]
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i kno some funny ones.
1.did it hurt when u feel from heaven?
2.are u tired cuz uv been running thruogh my mind all day
3 i lost my phone # can i have urs?(everone knows that one)
i wouldnt recomend using those for real but u culd try them if u want.GOOD LUCK
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well if ur a guy.. girls dont really like pick up lines.. its old n they think its korny.. its better to honestly look them in the eye n tell them how u really feel.. lyk saying ur beautiful or things lyk tat... if ur a girl DO NOT use pick up lines.. its the guys job to make u feel special.. gud luk xoxo angie
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my advice... dont use pick up lines! they are immature and nearly never work... the best thing to do is to introduce yourself and tell them a little about yourself. then become ((or just act)) really interested in what they have to say. PIck up lines suck and i knwo girls ((and guys)) find them really annoying!
Hope i helped! if you need anyhting else jsut ask!!
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