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My name's Jennifer, but I'm more commonly known as Jen or Sporkster. I love lots of things/people including God; volleyball and soccer, my two favorite sports; and cheese. I also love Pi, but that's a story for another day.

I've been answering questions on Advicenators for over three years now, so I'm pretty experienced with it. I love answering questions and helping you out anyway I can, so if you've got a question, just ask me!

Ask me about: Christianity, athletics, physical fitness, love-life, relationships, friendships, HTML queries, book suggestions, music suggestions, musical theory, history, English (or Spanish) grammar, Paint Shop Pro 8, skin problems, sports injuries, "punk" fashion, nutrition, etc.

advice

Q: hey people!i was wondering if anyone heard jet's new song. if ya did please tell me the name

A: Jet has quite alot of *new* songs out there, but the two that are most popular around here right now are "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" and "Look What You've Done". I think you're talking about "Look What You've Done", but I dunno. - Sporkster

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Q: whats the song it says sumwhere in it..like if i didnt tell u that i still love u i would still feel it wats the point it that? or sumthing...thanx

A: That's White Flag - Dido. It's a pretty good song, but it gets played on my local radio station way too much. Lol, anyways, - Sporkster

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Q: ok if your a lord of the rings fan you might get this but you might anyway.

into the south

int othe south we go
through danger we do not know
we'll give it our best
to finish our quest
with only a sword and bow

to mordor we must fly
where darkness fills the sky
throught dark shadows and mirk meadows
the end of all comes nigh

--- ok i know thats not that good but how do yall like it?---

A: I think it's great. :0) Keep up the good work. - Jen

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Q: ok so i have been doing gymnastics for liek 2 years, i have always wanted to be on the high schools team but i have never competed before so im kinda scared, and the girls on the team are really intimidating and rude!! help me!!

A: Well if you've been doing gymnastics for two years you've probably got the hang of it. Go for it! You shouldn't let how other people act affect your decisions on things like that because you never know what you'll miss out on. Hope this helps, - Sporkster

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Q: rap or rock

A: Rock, definitely.

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Q: wat candy is your fave:
A)Hersheys (with or without almonds)
B)Twix
C)M&Ms (any kind of M&Ms)
D)Other (if you pick this kind wat is your fave)


thanx!! luv ya!!

A: Ah! So hard to choose just one. Thank God for ties! My faves have got to be 1) Hersheys Treasures with Milk Chocolate and Toffee and 2) Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

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Q: What are some good bareeque foods for the 4th of July???

A: Barbeque ribs, burgers, 'dogs, chicken, potatoe salad, pasta salad, green peas, brocolli, cauliflower, veggies, chips, salsa, dip, zuchinni bread. And to drink, nice cold down-home Southern sweet tea: ain't nothing better in the world!

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Q: what r some creative ideas you guys did with your rooms or want to do?

A: Hm... I painted my room my favorite color (Carolina blue), made some cool paintings, got some cool posters, picked out a colorful bedspread, got some cute picture frames, you know. I decked it out really nice. Lol, now I love my room, even though it's about 12'x 12'. -Sporkster

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Q: i really want to be a basketball player like soooooo bad and i dont know hoe i can become one i meen im only 12 so its not a big rush now but any ideas would be great!
~*~AlEx~*~

A: I have the same goal only I want to be a soccer player, lol. Make it your life. Play it every chance you get. Sign up for teams in your city/town and play for your school. Chances are if you're good in highschool colleges will send you scholarships. After playing sports for colleges the NBA will check you out. It worked for Michael Jordan. He went from playing basketball as a kid to playing for Carolina then the Bulls.

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Q: hey...who likes the song SlowMotion By Juvinelle?!?!? (if you dont liike it tell me your
favorite song!!)

A: I've never heard it. But my fave song... a big tie. Either

In the End - Linkin Park,
Clocks - Coldplay,
The Scientist - Coldplay, or
Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park

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Q: i wanna work out my legs BUT i dont like running and already walk and dont have a swimming pool and dont have any machines so how do i work out my legs?

A: Play sports! Sports like soccer really help with legs. But, you'll have muscular legs. If you want thin legs... try dancing or ballet or something like that. Yoga, that's another good thing. Hope this helps.

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Q: Hey, I am 13 and i am 5"4 and I weigh 105 pounds...am i too fat for my age and height? All of my friends are always saying I am 2 skinney but i think that i am fat and my doctor says i am skinny for my height but i still think i am fat! what do u think?

A: Good lord, you are at least 15 pounds underweight. I'm 13, 5' 4", and I weigh 112 and I'm still underweight by 8 pounds. The right weight for girls at 13 is 120. My advice, be self-confident, not self conscious.

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Q: I have long , black hair ( i'm asian ) , and fairly light skin . What colour should i streak my hair ( keep in mind that i'm only doing three thin streaks , because i'll need to hide this during shcool time )

- army green
- neon green
- electric blue
- turquoise
- purple
- any other suggestions ?

A: Wow, you're lucky. A lot of girls would die to have your hair. Well, in my opinion, electric blue and turquoise, some pinks and purples look AWESOME in black hair. Whichever the color it'll look great. I would avoid army green, though, 'cause it's a bit harder to see. Neon green would look good though. - Sporkster

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Q: ok can you answer this for me? please ph yeah 14 f/

my friends had all planned to go to this girls house to just hang mabe watch a movie but the girl just canceled to hang out with this guy if somebody did that to you what would you do and should i forgive her? well i know i should but what if she doesnt care because shes to busy with this guy and did i mention we've had the party planned since before school let out

what would you do?

- Anna

A: Well, if you guys had already had this party planned she should've gone. You should forgive her because people make mistakes. Just ask her to think about stuff like that because friends will be there forever but this guy might not be.

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Q: how young is too young to have sex

A: Well, honestly, not until you get married. But that's my opinion. If you just can't wait until you get married 18 or older.

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Q: I am really white, but i have freckles on my face so every time i go in the sun my frackles seem to get darker but not my skin! i want to go to a tanning salon but iono how much it is, and i heard you could get cancer. should i just put sunscreen on my face then the freckles wont get darker but then i wont get a tan on my face too, what do i do???

A: Er, difficult situation. Hope about just put sunscreen on your freckles?

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Q: Who's better?
Britney or Christina

A: Neither. Try listening to bands like Linkin Park and Coldplay.

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Q: 17/f
Hey!
oookkk i need major advice lol cause my friends def. dont give me any. i really like this guy, but he does a lot of stuff i dont like. he smokes a lot, drinks to much (i like to drink but he drinks all the time) and hes just kinda known as a "bad boy". a lot of people tell me i could do a lot better. he gets into trouble a lot and starts fights with people, but im really comfortable with him and i like the way he makes me feel. i dont know what balances out more or if its worth going through stuff he does... and if i should keep being with him cause i really like him but i really dont wanna get stuck in his drama and the stuff he does. i dont want to lead him on either... so if i should get away from him i need to. hes a really nice guy and he has a lot of friends and i know he would never hurt me... but the things he does really bothers me... and i dont like to see him get hurt or get in fights. I NEED MAJOR ADVICE!!!
-kelly

A: I think I've already answered this question. You can look at my advice column for the answer. - Sporkster

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Q: drawel symptoms? what is that

A: WITHdrawel symptoms. It's what happens when you are addicted to something and you stop giving your body what you are addicted to. Your body craves the addiction and gets sick if you don't give that addiction to it. I guess you're the person addicted to Pepsi? Well, if you show withdrawel symptoms from Pepsi you need to see a doctor.

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Q: Pepsi is my life. That is all i drink. When I am hungry i will wip out a can of pepsi. when i am thirsty same problem! and for no reason at all i just wip like 5 out and chug!!!!! i can't help it. pepsi is like a drug it is so hard to quit!!!! i dont know how to get it away from me considering my mom buys it all the time and when she doesn't i go to my friends house and drink there and sometimes i even steal money from my mom to buy pop. IT IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE!!!!!!! people i am in seriopus need of help. If anyone else has this prob send me ur prob with people to my inbox! |P|E|P|S|I| My ANTI-DRUG.
~*~*~hooked on pepsi*~*~*

A: Either a) ration your usage of Pepsi or b) sop buying it. If you don't buy it, you can't drink it. If you suffer from withdrawel symptoms, see a doctor. Hope this helps, Sporkster

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