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hullo... people say i have good avice... i'm good at giving advice about friends and sometimes relationships. i'll try to give you good advice fast... please send me questions, i love to help... i'm in lots o'bands, i like rock and classical music... and a bunch of local bands that nobody knows... i love drama, and reading. i'm trying to write my own novel... i'm getting there... i play lacrosse and my friend shaved her head and and dyed her hair purple... the guy at the coffee shop is my hero, along with Boromir from LOTR and Sano from Rurouni Kenshin... i also like anime and manga... and Brian Jacques's Redwall Books... that is all...
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i like to ramble and relate life to marching band
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I'm 13 and I found a dildo in my moms dresser a couple of months ago, since then I've fingered myself every day. Is that normal? (link)
no


Has anybody ever met a famous person...and if so, who?
Just wondering (hehe) (link)
i haven't met anybody famous, but my friend is close with the band the goo goo dolls.


Why do cows have spots? (link)
for they can camoflage with the grass!
duh...


It's obscenely early in the morning, I've not yet gotten to sleep. How do I GET to sleep? (link)
buy one of those mask things you put over your eyes, that way when you wake up and open your eyes, your mind still thinks you're asleep...


Firstly, I'm a vegetarian. Secondly, I doubt Firstly's a word. Thirdish, I'm trying to get this girl off my back for being on! She keeps saying how, and i quote, "I mean c'mon. HAvent u gone 2 a restarant and smelt all the juicy things that include MEAT?!?" It's driving me INSANE! Help me shut her up... Please... (link)
have you tried ducttape? it's the solution to everything! well... not everything...


Okay like who did it???Why did you take my chocolate???? (link)
*evil laugh*


Why am I black? (link)
are your parents black? if they are than that's probably why you are...


Okay do anyz of you know how to get rid of a column person you dont want anymor? (link)
no


I have no clue if he has a sn, and I am single! (link)
then ask him!
pretend you're trying to get a bunch of people's sn.


Our english teacher just started a creative writing club and we just had a meeting to come up with a club name that's unique and fun. Well we got absolutely nowhere, and since I'm secretary and club organizer I have to help decide a club name. And I can't think of ANYTHING! Please, if anyone has any ideas please email me, or post an answer. ASAP. Thanks!
~SweetSolaris~ (link)
i don't know of a good name, but you better come up with something fast or someone will suggest "the looney toons" and you'll have to agree or the teacher will assign the name "Gangsta LLamas". yes these are true stories...


Is it just me or are some women/girls SO FUCKIN STUPID? I don't know one single girl who doesn't talk about her own friends behind their back, and the number of girls i know who obsess over makeup is astoundingly large(i'm 13). I'm a girl, most of my friends are girls, but I'm finding that guys are a little bit easier to get along with. Yeah, they're idiots, but they get over arguments easier and don't make a big deal over fights and stuff. And sometimes you need a goofball to make you laugh. I consider my self a feminist, and am trying to ween my friends off of makeup and back-stabbing(it's working :)). So: Do women change as they get older? Get less insane? At all? (link)
I'm glad i can relate with someone. it's really freaky when 13 year old girls start talking about getting hickies and stuff like that... hullo! people in highschool make fun of us when we say we have "boyfriends". i'm a girl and a feminist, and alot of my friends are guys, they are definately easier to talk to. (i'm getting off subject now)... most girls are shallow and care only about their looks and boys... i don't think they change... but later they'll realize they through away their life and it will be their own fault.


Well i don't know but i would like to know if being a little fat has to do with any thing i just can't seem to get a girl to like me i'm nice i am a beliver of the Lord what should i do? (link)
wow, that's sad... people are just like that i guess... most people are shallow and just don't care what's on the inside. try hanging with some close friends who are girls... it might make you feel better!


I ask alot of questions. . lately* lol

Well I was wondering, how can i tell fi my crush likes me? He acts dumb sometimes around me, and It was my frist day of school, But i started when everyone else did, and he was the first person to talk to me, he said how come u dont talk, I was like in my head, omg i dont know wut to say. . I dont know anyone!! And I just sat their staring at him, he was so adorable! And omg. . I dont know One time at recess it was wicked freezing and he wa slike i cant feel my toes. . it was soo cute, then my frined *a guy friend which is my crish's frined too* Stepped on my crush's toes! And he said oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . it was so funny/cute!

Then my friend said, how could u feel that if us ai du couldnt fel ur toes?!
I was so mad at her. . lol she was evil to my man!

Also when he walks by me he acts dumb/funny

And I think he thinks I like him* which I do*

Then their is the kdi i aksed about I kidna like him, but I duno hes a fun perosna nd all, but I duno. . I think of him as a friend! U know But my crush I wnat to marry this person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Im not sure. . I mean if he lieks me. .do u think he does, please help! he doesnt talk to me that much. . but i duno. . i think its cuz he switche doutta my class. and well he cnat rlly talk to me cept 4 recess, , which he is always with his frineds! (link)
If you're going out with someone, than u can't really flirt with him... that's just wrong. If he has a sn, try im-ing him or something... this way u can have a private conversation with him and find stuff out.


Who Likes GoodCharlotte. .

Who Likes Simple Plan

Who Likes Bowling For Soup!



I LIKE THEM ALLLLL! (link)
good for you... *pats on head*


My friend is such a freaktart! Lol she is only 11 and doesnt know wut the average weight 4 a 4'11 11 yr odl girl is. . do not make this confusing, ,


What is the average weight for someone who is 4 feet 11 inches, and is only 11 yrs old?!

She is like 90-91 pounds (link)
That's normal...


What should I ask you? (link)
whether you like cheese... everyone likes cheese...




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