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My name's Jennifer, but I'm more commonly known as Jen or Sporkster. I love lots of things/people including God; volleyball and soccer, my two favorite sports; and cheese. I also love Pi, but that's a story for another day.

I've been answering questions on Advicenators for over three years now, so I'm pretty experienced with it. I love answering questions and helping you out anyway I can, so if you've got a question, just ask me!

Ask me about: Christianity, athletics, physical fitness, love-life, relationships, friendships, HTML queries, book suggestions, music suggestions, musical theory, history, English (or Spanish) grammar, Paint Shop Pro 8, skin problems, sports injuries, "punk" fashion, nutrition, etc.

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(Rating: 5) I'm in spanish 5. All of ours are random. Right now were working on spanish art.
(Rating: 5) ^^. Wows, you sound like you know a lot about Nutrition, I actually want to know more about nutrition as well since I plan to be a Dietitian as a career. Heh.
(Rating: 5) Thanks.
(Rating: 5) thanks so muchh, ill check em out.
(Rating: 5) Thanks, I'll be glad to let you know the results!
(Rating: 5) lol wow youre really good at this. thanks for the advice.
(Rating: 5) thanks! you give awesome advice! <3
(Rating: 5) thanks!!
(Rating: 5) thanks!
(Rating: 5) The thing I should have told you is I don't want to loose weight just burn fat. I guess I used the wrong title. But thanks for the advice.
(Rating: 5) Thanks!
(Rating: 5) yes.. this definately helped! thanx
(Rating: 4) i guess so thanks
(Rating: 5) I've heard the song hundreds of times. I just wasn't sure what that was is all. Thanks a million, hun!!!!!!!!!! :) &hearts;
(Rating: 5) rerate - MFS
(Rating: 5) Thou art my hero. :) :) Thanx, I will give it a try but I still have my doubts...
(Rating: 4) Thanks
(Rating: 5) thanks
(Rating: 1) first of all, for the cat thing, it was a COLLAR, not a leash, and cats actually do have leashes FYI... and also, she did get used to them, and she was running perfectly, and it only took a day for her to get used to them. ur stupid too!!!
(Rating: 5) Because you asked about it, on some question about dog shoes. =)
(Rating: 5) Thank you!!
(Rating: 4) How can I be silly enough to suggest it? Abre los ojos (open your eyes), sweetheart. Read the news. Understand what the motives behind your beloved president's actions are. Basic civil liberties (First Amendment) of Americans were violated as a result of September 11th. It explains it more here: http://www.freedomforum.org/templates/document.asp?documentID=15746 Although I don't agree with many of your opinions, I respect most of them. Anyhoo I wasnt asking people to convince me, I was just curious :) Thankyou
(Rating: 5) wow thank u so much ! <3
(Rating: 5) Well, i agree with you on that, its just that, my friends just wont listen to me when i try to talk to them, and its really starting to annoy me.......
(Rating: 5) THANKS!!!!... Woman lol
(Rating: 3) ok well maybe you didn't know this: I have a terrible laughing problem and sometimes it's how I handle things. I can't help it. I know its horrible and if i could help it I would stop in a heartbeat but apparently I can't so it's not bein a snobby bitch if i absolutely CANT help it.
(Rating: 5) THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rating: 5) Hey, thanks,it helped a lot :-)
(Rating: 5) Okay, now I get it! lol. You don't look weird, you're pretty - really. :) Oh and you two are so sweet together. aawwww! I'm sorry I didn't Identify myself before, Artistegirly
(Rating: 5) ii LiKE TO BE DiFFERNT... BUT THANX
(Rating: 5) ok thank you
(Rating: 5) Thanx a million
(Rating: 5) He doesn't encourage them, they'll just come up to him when I'm talking to him and give him a really big random hug. And I'm like.. okay.. Lol, well I did steal his coffee cups to get my salt shaker back...
(Rating: 5) Thanks for the explanation, although when I said im not smart with these kind of things, i really meant i have no idea what it is. But what you answered was helpful. I check out those books next time I get time to pop by at bookstore. I guess im I have to kind of study all things by myself or else I won't get a single you trying to teach me. But if i have any html question you'll be one of many i'll ask! :) thanks -patty
(Rating: 5) welcome keep it realy love twistedteen25
(Rating: 5) Thanks for the advice! It really helped and gave me a laugh too because this kid crys about everything and his dad still wares his butt out everytiimre he does! haha! Luckly he does not live here so he can't comeknocking on my fron't door...or something...Unless he drives a long way! anyway thanks alott!
(Rating: 5) Well I'm trying to get it off a website - my aim sn is Britchellex3 or you can email me wowitzbrit@hotmail.com
(Rating: 5) ok thanks if i need anymore help with htm i will ask you
(Rating: 5) thanks for the answer!! you know i didnt enjoy the half blood prince as much as i like the other1!! but that is awesome that you liked it!!
(Rating: 5) THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!
(Rating: 1) u just wasted so much time answering my question! i did read all of the books. i read the fist one, the 2nd one twice, the 3rd one twice, the fourth, the fifth and im almost done w/ the 6th! u didnt even answer my question smart one!
(Rating: 5) WELCOME!
(Rating: 5) I'm gonna wait now
(Rating: 5) Thanks, I think I know what to do now.
(Rating: 1) i don't hate her because she likes stuff that i don't like. i just can't take it because she disses all of the stuff i like and she starts liking it then too! trust me, u wouldn't want to live with her either. she sucks up to my parents in order to get what she wants. and they completely favor her! don't expect me to want to spend a whole day with a life ruiner
(Rating: 5) thank you very much. i found your advice more clear than the other advicenators' advice.
(Rating: 5) Thanks :)
(Rating: 5) Thank you so much for the advice! I love the quote you used too.
(Rating: 2) no offense to your advice but ive searched in google many times before and thats the only reason im asking advice thanks anyway
(Rating: 5) that helped a lot. you have no idea
(Rating: 5) Thanks for mellowing me out. I'm glad I turned to the advicenators before I got all bent out of shape and snapped at him.
(Rating: 5) thanks u helped me out wiht it on aim !
(Rating: 5) thanks so much!
(Rating: 5) Thanks alot! You really helped out. &hearts;
(Rating: 5) omg thank you so0o much ! LoLz
(Rating: 5) thx! i iwll make you a favorite colomist to remeber you i i ever have a prblem!
(Rating: 4) thanx for the advice, i'll see if it works on monday and i'll get back to you
(Rating: 5) thank you soo much!!!
(Rating: 4) thanx, i needed that confidence boost! <3
(Rating: 5) thanks so much! i rated you 5
(Rating: 5) YES you are the type of person i was lookin for an answer from! thanks so much!
(Rating: 4) she's ridiculously overbearing...i'd rather walk
(Rating: 5) I HEART YOU!
(Rating: 5) thank you so much! your words are so kind! thanks it means a bunch to me! :)
(Rating: 5) THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(Rating: 5) thanks so much
(Rating: 2) no actually u can get ur period because the hormones might not kick in soon enough and u still get ur period...so is sex ed avaible at ur school?? maybe u should go take it sometime soon :)
(Rating: 5) Thank you!
(Rating: 4) its not working...but a rate high promise is a promise
(Rating: 4) thank you! i will try that
(Rating: 5) Thank you :) Love your username
(Rating: 5) Your advice is awesome, thank you so much!!!
(Rating: 2) I advise you to Not be an asshole. That was pretty shitty advice. You didn't have to insult me, jackass.
(Rating: 5) thank you, ill go try that, does the antiperperant itself have a strong odor?
(Rating: 2) thats what i mean-i dont wanna make out with just any old guy. i want it to mean something. the problem is no one finds me appealing. no one thinks im hott. and dont u dare call my friends sluts or youll be so sorry! and how would i end up pregnat if i make out with a guy? duh
(Rating: 1) well you don't remember everything you learn. i didnt ask how do to the whole problem.. just that one simple part. have fun w/ ur forte
(Rating: 5) yay for computer class huh =]
(Rating: 5) thank you soo much
(Rating: 5) thank you so much! that was really good advice
(Rating: 5) oh, cool. I live in concord!!
(Rating: 2) no crap.thats what i wanted to know
(Rating: 1) that helped o so much *sarcasim*
(Rating: 1) NO what are you talking about i mean my cousin is from my dads side and her mom is my dads sister and her dad is related to me by marrage so his nephew isnt related...but im wondering is it bad?
(Rating: 5) heres a free 5 for you. i was only asking this to see if theyd post up such a retarted ass question
(Rating: 5) im rated above 4 to and i do care about helping people.
(Rating: 5) thanx :o)
(Rating: 5) ur suggestiosn sound soo good!! thx 4 the effort! im drooling now. loL
(Rating: 5) THANX!!!!
(Rating: 5) oh ok!!! (it is rap)
(Rating: 5) thank u very much
(Rating: 5) Thanks for the advice. I have no problms now. THANX!!!!
(Rating: 3) didnt answer the whole ? but thanx for the advice
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