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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ I am not fat at all.but i want to go on a diet becasue my borther acts hard in front of his friends and says fat cow and stuff liek that.I hate it when hes like this. What can i do?
PUNCH HIM IN HIS FAT MOUTH!!!!!!!
PRIOR TO SMASHING HIS SKULL IN & KICKING HIM IN HIS TINY SACK!!!!!

I know foR a --FACT-- that he is in *NOOOOOO* position to Ridicule *YOU*!! Tell him that when he fixes *HIS* flaws.. you'll take *his suggestions seRiously!! And who caRes what him and his cocktaking fRiends think!?! I undeRstand it MAY get annoying, but the only opinion that should matteR is youR *OWN* BOTTOM LINE... If *YOU* aRe happie with the way *YOU* aRe, then -TO HELL- with what eveRyone else thinks!! It's *YOUR* body.. theRefoRe *YOUR* choice!! Do whateveR makes *YOU* happie!!

♥[?]♥ ok i am 16 and all my friends say they have had sex i feel i am the only one that has not.what shall i do?they keep asking me if i have had sex?
Jus tell them no; big deal, who caRes. People have sex at ALLLL diffeRent ages. Just because you've neveR done it, does *NOT* mean you'Re "behind" oR "pathetic" WHATSOEVER!!!!! You have PLENTY of time!!! Til then.. don't Rush it... and be pRoud of what you aRe!! If they aRe ANY kind of human being at all, they won't think ANY less of you simply because you HAVE NOT HAD SEX. Then *THEY* would be pathetic...

♥[?]♥ i'm going to new york with orchestra for 4 days. well i haven't pack and we are leaving in the morning. i do not know exactly what to pack so plz help!
I'd say:

---FIVE change of clothes.
---Maybe 6 paiRs of socks/undeRweaR. [you neveR know what could happen - it's best to be pRepaRed.]
---DeodoRant.
---Toothpaste.
---ToothbRush.
---Little bottles of shampoo and conditioneR would be a good idea.
---A tiny tRaveling size baR of soap.
---Face wash.
---CameRa with batteRies???
---A pillow.
---Small blanket.
---Stuffed animal?
---I'd say don't bRing too much make up, if you must bRing any.
---Some Advil oR something.
---Maybe a gameboy oR some soRt of hand held game would be good.
---Suntan lotion?? Depend on wheRe you'Re headed Really....
---Bug Repellent.
---A c.d. playeR with a few c.d.'s.
---And like a bag of chips??

Just tRy not to *COMPLETELY* oveRdo it. On the tRips I've been on, we had to caRRie ouR own luggage. So don't take moRe than you can lift.

PeRsonally, those aRe the things *I* bRing with me on tRips..

*Have fun!! Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ Theres this guy that i like name joe. And his friend always ask me if i have called joe yet. And i always tell him..joe doesnt like me so why call. Why does his friend keep doing this to me? Do you think joe has said something or what?
MoRe than likely; so why *don't you call?? =D

♥[?]♥ how can i lose pounds fast?! ill rate a 5! i need help!
Jog. Bike Ride. Goodluck.

♥[?]♥ People say opposites attract, do people who are alot alike attract just as well?
Of couRse. =D

♥[?]♥ I am 15 and i have been masterbating for about 3 years. Is masterbating bad for you...what can it do to you...and how do you stop? I NEED HELP...can you give me all the advice need on this topic?
Chill out. Just Relax, and let it take you oveR.

♥[?]♥ Most of the time my hair is frizzy and not straight. I've tried a lot of methods and my hair is still going to be frizzy. what is the best way to straighten hair?
TRy John FRieda's "Frizz Eaze"? I've neveR tRied it peRsonally, but my fRiend has, and she's always saying it woRks gReat....

♥[?]♥ hey i got my belly button pierced on new years....i just took it out a while back and now i want to get it re-done.....is it going to hurt worse the second time because of scare tissue? or will it not hurt as bad because there are no nerves in the skin.....help! hahah
No, it won't huRt like it did the fiRst time...

♥[?]♥ I need a new word to substitute for "amazing" because I use that wayyy too much. Any ideas?
---RemaRkable.
---Stupendous.
---WondeRful.
---Neat.
---GloRious.
---Dynomite.
---Rad -- haha, one of my favoRites.
---Swell.
---Bitchin' -- my absolute favoRite.
---Spiffy.

Hope this helps?? =D

♥[?]♥ does aNyoNe kNow how to impRove youR bReast siZe?
You kind of can't. TheRe's hoRmone pills foR that; but they'Re dangeRous to anyone undeR 22 oR so. Just wait it out.

♥[?]♥ i have seeN otheR ppl's columN all decoRated aNd i waNt to kNow how to make miNe like that
Uhm????




You use HTML codes. HeRe's a few to get you staRted:

--- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/
--- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet/
--- http://www.starlightmks.com

Goodluck; hope this heps.

*If you need fuRtheR assistance, feel fRee to leave me anotheR "question", and don't be afRaid to contact me on: *AIM:* SiMPLYxGiRL

Take caRe!!

♥[?]♥ Ok well I have this pot and It has a monkey on it but there are no monkey's in my house! I spent 12438743256873274908329473289743274832473274893748973478374 BILLION! dollars on this vase and there is no were in my living room to put it! My husband said to put it in his pants but I already decarted that w/ condoms! Oh what sha'll I do?
Uhm, well it depends on the seveRity of this all. You could fiRst staRt by telling youR Uncle to bandage his open wounds and consulting the purple gRemlin in the bathtub. But you must do this at the appRopRiate time, foR the yellow one might be on duty. If you'Re still in deep shit, down a bottle of CloRox immediately, and Run thRough the neaReast coRnfield. Goodluck; I'll pRay foR you.

♥[?]♥ i have a ovalish-roundish face and dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and i dont know what color eyeshadow to wear.
I have daRk bRown eyes, and daRk bRown haiR with tan skin. A lot of the time I pick my make up accoRding to my outfit, but not always. HoweveR, I go with a lot of light puRples, suttle pinks, and *TONS* and *TONS* of WHITE... along WITH A LOT of black eyelineR -- I find that Really appReciates bRown eyes, if you've got 'em. HeRe's a tip: to get youR eyeshadow to last alllllllllll day, put some body lotion, oR PetRoleum Jelly on fiRst, THEN apply the shadow. Also, theRe's this technique I ALWAYS do, called "Shadowing". It cReates this AWESOME smokey affect!! You simply put on the coloR eyeshadow you wish to weaR, then using a bRistle bRush, dab a bit of gRay eyeshadoW oveR it!! It's goRgeous; I *NEVER* leave the house without it!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need moRe suggestions. Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe!! :)

♥[?]♥ Anyone know good SITES for quotes on friendship and stuff like that.

DONT tell me use google or any other search engine cuz they suck @$$! Give me the EXACT link to the site.. or I'll give you a 1

Thanks!
Heyy... you can seaRch these sites foR appRopRiate ones! Goodluck!
--- http://www.friendship.com.au/quotes/
--- http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm
--- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_friendship.html

♥[?]♥ hello my name is muhammad amando chintagumpala. i live in kenya. all my life i have eaten bananas. bananas are my favorite food and my room is made out of them. except sometimes it falls apart or smells. anyways i love bananas but now i am moving to tanzania, where there are no bananas!! noooo i cannot live without the beautiful bananas! what shall i do to overcome this deadly desire for the wonderful yellow monkey fruit!!! i will suffer greatly from banana loss, for i am a monkey that climbs trees and scratches its butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! no i need the bananas!!!!!!!!
I stuff bananas in my "pRivate" paRt....

♥[?]♥ I've always wondered this...
Why do teens think that they "need" a boyfriend or girlfriend? What's so great about it?
I follow that at least in high school and college it's kind of a time to experiment with relationships and all, but I just don't really follow why teens think they "need" someone, especially since a lot of it seems to end kind of painfully for people.
Anyway, long story short, I'm confused about why people think it's something they need, why they seem to look so hard for it at a young age, and what's so great about having a boy/girlfriend.
Thanks.
I think it's because they see other people with them.. and feel they must follow the herd. Also, those little "chick flicks" with those near impossible romances make it all seem so magical; hahah... they learn the hard way that it's tough to find love like that.. and some people NEVER WILL!! And I suppose your teenage years can definitely be a difficult time, and it's always nice to have someone there for you.

Those were the only reasons I could really come up with..

Makes sense though, right?? :)

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mii whole life i have had brownish-blonde poker straight hair.. i don't know if i should dye it or if i should perm it.. ne ideas??? **nikki**
Hmm. Maybe just a simple cut to make it a little above the shouldeR would look cute?? Something like: http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/2285_2276_Budig-Rebecca-02-400.jpg oR http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/short/alysonhannigan01.html ? Those aRe both fun and fashionable foR the summeR; not mention it'll help keep you cool.

OR how about: http://www.eleganthairstyles.com/short/juliastilesshorthair01l.jpg -- I think that one would be *daRling!!!

And RemembeR that *LAYERS* aRe *ALWAYS* good!! =D Something like.. http://www.mandymoore-uk.com/images/m37.jpg oR http://www.mandymoore-uk.com/images/album2.jpg -- I got *that cut!!

And if you'Re thinking of dying it, maybe you could dye it a nice platnium blonde?? With black oR Red highlights, peRhaps? OR how about just dying youR whole head like an expResso coloR??

Hmm.. I'm not too shoRe. I have lame haiR. SoRRie I couldn't be of moRe help.

I wish you luck deciding though!!! :)

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i have this boii at mii school.. he is really nice and sweet and totally sexii..we are bf gf but the thing is.. i dont know if he is really liking me .. i have no idea.. ne help??
I think you need to talk to him about this. Just be honest and upfRont. It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE how he feels about you. You can *ASSUME* all you want... but you'll neveR know *exactly how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lips. Just RemembeR, you *CAN'T* stay in a Relationship because ONE paRtneR doesn't want it to end. If someone's unhappie.. you need to talk amongst youRselves to decide *togetheR on the best possible solution. Look at it this way: love is RecipRocal -- it's not just one-sided. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to someone who isn't willing to give you theiRs? I hope eveRything woRks out!! You have my best wishes!! =D

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since i have light aqua eyes.. do you think the smokey look will look good on em'?
Most definitely. TRy a nice white [spaRkley would be cool, if possible], and dab it with the gRay! You'll be the sexiest thing walkin'!! =D


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