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I dont know how to put this!


Question Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:18 pm

Ok well I have this pot and It has a monkey on it but there are no monkey's in my house! I spent 12438743256873274908329473289743274832473274893748973478374 BILLION! dollars on this vase and there is no were in my living room to put it! My husband said to put it in his pants but I already decarted that w/ condoms! Oh what sha'll I do?

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xoxo*london answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 11:33 pm:
are you high?

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HeathaAa answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 11:29 pm:
put it in YOUR pants.

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FunnyBunny112495 answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 11:00 pm:
Well,first of all I think that you should put it in a place where the colors mix with the vase so then it might look nice ok. Hoped I helped!!!!

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flimsypaperdoll answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:50 pm:
eat it

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Mackenzie answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:28 pm:
Uhm, well it depends on the seveRity of this all. You could fiRst staRt by telling youR Uncle to bandage his open wounds and consulting the purple gRemlin in the bathtub. But you must do this at the appRopRiate time, foR the yellow one might be on duty. If you'Re still in deep shit, down a bottle of CloRox immediately, and Run thRough the neaReast coRnfield. Goodluck; I'll pRay foR you.

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Kr4z3y_Ch3lly answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:23 pm:
hahaaha oh your so fuckin funny i cant believe it!! oh man i cant stop laughing...your so bad...


yea..right..get a life and ask a real fuckin question...

michelle♥

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