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bananas!!!


Question Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:04 pm

hello my name is muhammad amando chintagumpala. i live in kenya. all my life i have eaten bananas. bananas are my favorite food and my room is made out of them. except sometimes it falls apart or smells. anyways i love bananas but now i am moving to tanzania, where there are no bananas!! noooo i cannot live without the beautiful bananas! what shall i do to overcome this deadly desire for the wonderful yellow monkey fruit!!! i will suffer greatly from banana loss, for i am a monkey that climbs trees and scratches its butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! no i need the bananas!!!!!!!!

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Micah answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:12 pm:
um.. i would say carry a banana with you to the place your moving to, and then plant the seeds in the ground so you can grow another tree there. but in the meantime.. get a life and find somehting else to do rather than ask stupid fake questions.

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LoveNJstyle answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 10:05 pm:
plant another tree, silly. and while your at it, i want you to meet a "friend" of mine..she looks like you.

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Mackenzie answered Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:26 pm:
I stuff bananas in my "pRivate" paRt....

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