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Does anyone have any fighting tips for like if i get in a fight with another girl at school or anything? Thankss (link)
yes...yes i do. ...i say you aim for the head, kidneys, eyes, and shins. also, the groin region for a boy.these are really sensitive parts. seeing how you're a girl, you'll mostly be pulling hair and slapping. throw in a good old kick to the shins, which will make them really hurt. then slap and pull :) hope i helped. :) btw dont really fight unless the other girl is a proper bitch...:)


do guys like sex better if the girl is 'tighter' down there? i mean i know they wont care as long as theyre getting some lol... but if they had to choose... would they prefer it? (link)
Guys will do anything... But guys do prefer a girl to be tight i guess it feels better. Idk I'm not a guy lol.

=]

Hope I Helped


15/f
you really good at giving advice :]
but me and my boy were planning on going
to 2nd base. and im going to be giving him a
hand job. and i was wondering what positions
we should be in? thanks :] (link)
aww thankss
http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Give_a_Guy_a_Hand_Job
that should be good enough
by the way its kind of explicit


where and what has kendra wilkinson modeled for? (link)
I'm not sure where. but shes modeled for playboy,muscle mag,different pin ups, and she used to model for local shoots :) hope i helped.


Hi MY NAME IS TYASIA AND IM 13 YEARS OLD...I WEIGH 140 POUNDS BUT THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED ME IS THAT IM TALL ...MY HEIGHT IS 5'4 AND I NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT BY SEPTEMBER 7TH!!!PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WANT TO LOOSE 10-15 POUNDS BY SEPTEMBER 7TH...IF I DONT GET HELP I WILL STARVE MYSELF! AND I DONT WANT TO DO IT BUT THATS HOW BAD I WANT TO LOOSE WEIGHT PLEASE HELP Me!!! (link)
um whats with the capitals..anyways, you have to realise that there are only two steps to healthy living, and losing weight. a balanced diet, and plenty of excercise :) it might be vague, but plenty of veggies, snack on fruit instead of anything else. do lots of cardio excercise which is excercise that makes you sweat i think. running etc. sit ups etc probabaly wont help you to lose fat, but build muscle instead.


i was told i need to clear my cookies and cache to fix a redirection problem ive been having. how do i do that? (link)
it might me tools, internet options, clear history. once you have done that, delete files above that. then settings right near to there, and view files. select all the things there, by dragging, and then press delete. i think this will do it completely. most of its probabaly unessacary, but better safe than sorry :) hope i helped.


Hi.

I have a regular ordinary computer... I have a problem. Food or something went into the keyboard and now whenever you type certain letters, they just dont type or if you type like an s itll do a / or something weird. I need your help though.

How do I fix trhis or get the crumbs out? (link)
i think using a vacuum cleaner will do the job :)


What kinds of items around ur house can u use to masturbate, other than a brush handle of shower? (link)
hey

http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?t=t&mo=200707&cat=13

& archive:
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?t=a

[just click "techniques" & then "female"]

some from the website include -
- electric toothbrush
- cucumber.. which i find is kinda unsanitary
- venus vibrance razor

just keep reading.. there are lots of things.



hey I didnt exacly understand.. could you help me...? (link)
hey

you meant that you wanted to read her comments cause she hides them, right? or is that not the case? or am i talking about another question?

yeah of course i can. do you want to just give me the link of your boyfriend & the other girl so i can just do it for you & give you one link that you can click on?

sorry. please respond in the feedback with

- whether or not i'm talking about the correct question
- your bf's myspace link & the other girl's myspace link / not
- anything else

& i promise i will edit my answer & help you out. i won't just leave you hanging.

:]



Okay, so obviously i have a nintendo DS and the game Animal Crossing...can anyone tell me how to get your friends pictures, and how to cross breed flowers? ASAP please thanks sooo much!!!

and if you pay off the last debt...what happens?
Anything else "cool" i should know? (link)
http://www.animalxing.com/hybrids.php

I googled this answer easily so if you want any more websites just search "animal crossing DS cross breeding flowers" or " animal crossing DS cheats"


google was made for a reason =].


im a 14/f and i know if youre gonna read this youre gonna be like wow
but i was wondering how i can convince my mom to have a sleep over with a guy
i probably wouldnt have it alone just us two cause i know my mom would say no right away
but im almost 15
and and seeems like all the other people get to
me and my mom have a pretty good relationship
but i was wondering how i can convice her?
oh and im not the type of girl that would be fucking him either haha
its just like a friend kinda thinggg. (link)
As you notice, your mother is concerned if you will do anything other than hang out. To convince your mom tell her many times that you will not do anything other than hang out. Tell her what your going to do. The first time going to a boy's house at this age, mother's will freak so tell your mother everything your going to do. This will let your mother understand and she might change her mind. Explain!


ok im not annorexic so dont get any ideas, im totally just curious. do you get used to the feeling of being hungry? do you always feel hungry .. or does it go away eventually? and do they not eat AT ALL, or do they just eat like a couple hundred calories a day .. again im only just curious. (link)
If your curious, don't get the idea I'm annorexic either. When people are hungry, they eat. Once I didn't have the time to eat and I was starving. Over the time, I felt like I would throw up but it went away. The feeling can appear and then disappear and then reappear. Over the days, people will get use to of the feeling but it doesn't go away.


During sex and before my girlfriend gets really wet very very wet. we have great sex but lately she has been having a problem reaching her climax or excuse me cuming. It gets to the point were niether one of us can feel it. she dries off i dry off and still nothing. she used to have no problem but now it is getting annoying. I kow what i am doing never a problem before any suggestions help advice. thanks (link)
hey

make sure she's aroused before you guys even get naked! like, go through ALL the bases before you go to sex.

she's probably changing her sexual ways. although it may not have been a problem before, maybe you should switch it up a bit.

just try turning her on BEFORE anything happens. start making-out, excite her, kiss down her body, do everything slowly & literally live for the moment. when you're making out, think ONLY about making-out. when you touch her, think only of touching her. don't rush it

i'm sorry if this doesn't help - i'm kindasorta totally a complete virgin so ha i probably wasn't much help.

if i did, i'm glad! & feel free to inbox me anytime.



okay i masterbate and i really like think its bad so is there any way for my to stop this habbit??? (link)
hey

masturbation is not a bad thing. you shouldn't be embarassed if you masturbate. many males & females masturbate. it's healthy.

if you are still convinced that you want to stop masturbating, clear your history [tools - clear private data for mozilla firefox] to avoid going back to websites. keep your whatever sex toys you use away from you, don't watch stuff that gets you aroused.

find a hobby & stick to it. if you feel yourself getting aroused, ignore it - although i do not recommend this. i am just answering your question.

if you keep your internet history clear of - whatever you look at / read - you will feel cleaner inside & feel inspired to keep it that way.



How do you get clitorial stimulation? Where do you rub? also, what are some ways to get an orgasm quick by masturbating? (link)
hey

you get clitoral stimulation by stimulating the clitoris. you rub the clitoris. you can get an orgasm quickly through clitoral stimulation.

http://www.know-library.net/images/thumb/1/1f/199px-20030520015715!Clitoris.jpg
^ rub there.

feel free to ask me anymore questions.



Ok. here is the thing.. I just recently found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a girl over myspace.. so..I went to her profile and she hide's her comments so.. I went to the address bar and typed in viewcomments... but anyways.. I was reading there convos and one of them said " I wish I could see you" I know I should try talking to him. but I kinda want to keep it on the DownLow since yahh no..I want proof before I tell him that I know. so.. my question is... does anyone know how to hack in to a myspace account!!
PLEASE!

much love
XoXoXo (link)
hey

omg, do you want to see her comments? that's SO easy to do! - if not, just ignore my answer. or, invite your boyfriend into your house & have him go on his myspace & when it asks, "save password?" click "remember" - not "not now" or "never on this computer" . when it pops up, just hint enter like nothing happened. :] if you yourself have a myspace, just log out so everything is clear before he even comes.

1.) go to your myspace. scroll down to where it says "view all comments" you see that? where it takes you off of your actual myspace & brings you to another page? bingo.

2.) go to her myspace. look... she has a code. like www.myspace.com/_ _ _ _ _ _ < buncha numbers. COPY THOSE NUMBERS. it could also show up like this:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


can someone give me some advice on how to shake a booty, with no meat lol (link)
hey

just shake it like there's meat on it! try sticking it out to make it look better, & wear jeans with small pockets [makes it look bigger!] wear really tight jeans / pants. also, try wearing shorter shirts - long shirts make it look smaller too.

you could also try gettin some booty meat ;]

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=booty+shake&search=Search
^ just do what they do, whether or not you have a booty!



What if you dont get "wet" when you are
about to have sex? Because, i know it's
a natural thing, but if you don't, why not
and how can you get "wet" ?? (link)
hey

ifi you don't get wet when you are about to have sex, you can either use lube, or get aroused. you won't get wet if you're not aroused. you can get wet by becoming aroused or if your partner sexually turns you on.

don't rush into the sex - you gotta be into everything else before that.

feel free to ask me anymore questions :]



Its my first time putting in a tampon today and im 13 so i put it in and i know i put up far enough but it hurt and when i sat down it hurt even more!Whats wrong? i need help bad (link)
hey

sweetheart, your hymen probably broke. it's no big deal. put it in as FAR as you can reach - believe me. as far as you think it can go. you should not feel it when it's inside of you.

push it up farther into your vagina. trust me. the string won't be "too short" & the tampon won't get "lost" in your body.

you've come this far to experiencing the best invention of mankind. don't go back to pads. try tampons. if you do it correctly, you should NOT feel it inside of you.

take a fresh tampon, & stick it as far as you think it can go.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS :]



our son was dx'd with cancer and our friends had a charity golf outing for us and raised $8000, now they have made no mention of giving us the money, do we ask or just wait to see if they mention it, it has been two weeks since the outing and our friends are the type of people who are very pushy and sensitive but have the best hearts in the world but we know that we'll sound greedy if we ask for it even though it was donated by our co-worker's and family and friends, what do we do? (link)
hey

give them some time. maybe seven days starting as soon as you read this. it won't seem greedy if you ask after three weeks though. just bring it up casually, not asking straight upfront about it. say something like, "it was nice of you to raise all that money for us..." & see if they bring it up. they probably just forgot about it.

don't worry too much. i'm terribly sorry about your son. he has wonderful friends & family who care very deeply about him.

feel free to ask me anymore questions :]





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