about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

Please help i want my period to start im 13 how do i?
thanks in advance.

You can't make yourself start it. And you don't want it. You think you do but then when you get it you realize how much you were wrong about it. Anyways, just wait it out. It'll come sooner or later.

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i just watched donnie darko and im so confused. what is the meaning of all of it and was frank real and everything? im sooo confused someone fill me in

In my opinion, it teaches us not to be scared of traumatizing things like death, or the world being over. It's teaching us to accept the things we've got.


Frank is hard to say about because he was a figment of Donnie's imagination [or maybe he was from somewhere else] whenever Donnie hallucinated. Frank basically told Donnie to do a whole bunch of bad things that Donnie actually does [when he sets that place on fire & floods the school]. In the end of the movie however, "Frank" runs over Donnie's girlfriend Gretchen & kills her. But then Donnie actually dies & him and Gretchen never meet.


It's really confusing & it's the type of movie you've gotta watch a few times to take in & understand. I hate movies like that, but this one was really good. I've been dying to see it and I finally did a few months ago, it's a great movie.

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i've recently started talking to a friend again. we haven't talked for so long, and now that we started, i don't really wanna stop. but everytime we start talking to each other, there's some awkward silences every now and then. what are some things i can talk to him about? i'm a girl and he's a guy, if that helps. he likes poetry and a lof of the things we've been talking about is about life. we don't go to the same school and he's a year older than me.

what are things i can/should talk to him about?


thanks.

You can talk about music, movies, video games, friends, school, home, what's going on in your life, work [if you do have a job], sports [if you do any].

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ok i'm 13/f and its summer so i'm about to start babysitting. i wanted to put flyers up in the mail room because i live in an apartment. well the problem is, i dont know what to write on the flyers. can somebody please give me some ideas??
thank you!

Your name.
Your phone number.
How much you charge.
Hours/days you can do it.
How you are with kids.
Your apartment number.

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i need to put icons on my picture caption but the html thing is too big how can i put icons on my piture captions or how can i shorten my html to make it fit in the caption

Go to tinypic.com & upload them there. Then copy & paste the URL they give you & do what you will with it.

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well, I am quite dissapointed that when i cum i dont release as much cum as i usually do, maybe its because i masturbated to much this week. but anyway, when im with my girlfriend tonight she likes me to explode all over her face, how do i go about uppin the amount of cum i release by tonight?

thx

Stop wacking it so much.

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15/f

hi, i just turned 15 and i STILL havn't had a boyfriend, a kiss, or even a hug from a guy. I am shy around guys that i have a crush on, i'm not a mute, but i get kind of nervous. I have a lot of guy friends (who i like), but none of whom want to/will ask me out. I think i'm pretty, i have a good body, i'm nice, smart, have a sense of humor, and i am pretty easy going. Why don't i have a boyfriend?? it doesn't make sense to me. Can you explain it to me please?? (also, can u give me a few pointers on how to get a guy, that i like, to fall for me??)

Thanks!!

There is nothing wrong with you. If you think you're pretty, then that's all that matters. You just gotta open up a bit because you're shy. Once you do that, things should resort to getting better & easier for you.

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help i was just laughing really hard and i banged my elbow off the chair and it hurts what should i do?

If you banged it hard, you may wanna put some ice on it because it may bruise or swell. If it was just a hurtful tap, just leave it. The pain will go away soon.

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ok this might sound weird, but i have a huge crush on my cat. i've tried dating both guys and girls and no one has been able to give me the satisfaction that my cat gives me. every time he patters by, i get butterflies in my stomach and i feel like i'm gonna faint. he might not know this, but i love to watch him go poo poo. tiger is soooo hott!!!!! someone please help me. what is the best way to be involved in beastiality without anyone knowing. especially my parents, because they would send me to either military school or a mental institution. :(

Loving your cat & wanting to do sexual things with it is not only sick, but it's illegal on many levels. Beastiality is nothing to fool around with & I think you need to go back to the basic love of a cat. Any other type of love for an animal is digusting & you need to stick to humans.

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Ok, on myspace this guy whom I have never met asked me out. He is a friend of my best friend, so I know he is real. She says that he is a an awsome person.

We talked on aim, and on myspace, and he seems like a really good person, I really like him (not a crush yet but I am interested). So basicly he asked me if I wanted to come over to his house so we could talk and get to know each other.

I am a little bit nervous about meeting him; I have never been on a blind date before (if you could call it that). I don't really know what we are going to do, and what I should expect.

If you have ever been in my situation, can you tell me how it went for you? What did you guys do?

Thanks!!

ps I am 16/f, and he is 17/m

I've done this before. My ex boyfriend from a while ago was like this. We met online through a friend, and ended up dating. We met at the mall & he was so nice & cute. =) It was fun. There was a whole bunch of people with us so I was comfortable. I wasn't uncomfortable, but shy so spending some one on one time with him was nice.


Anyways, if you're scared, just bring a friend with you. You should be fine & it should be fun.

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13/f -ok. i like this boy.i mean i REALLY like him. well school just let out=,( and i wanted to add him on myspace. but would it be too awkward to add him if hes the only guy with only 6 other girls? i really want to add him, but i dunno what to do. please help.

Just add him. You've got nothing to lose.

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is it true that your boobs will grow if you give a guy head and he busts and you swallow? my friend told me that it is but i dont know.

answers please (:

When you see your friend again, slap her in the face.


How lame is she to believe that myth & spread it? Sounds like she's really lame.

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ok, so today when i was stepping out of the sidewalk from my house, i was listening to mp3 and suddenly this guy pulls up his car, i get really frightened, then he asked me "do you want to get a ride?" and i politely said no, thank you, then he gets out of the car and starts walking towards me, and i didn't want him to ...he asks me my # and name and what school i go to, so i was really horrified at the time and i couldn't think straight so i gave out my actual number and thinking back, i have nooo idea WHY i did that, then he told me he'll call me soon and walked away...

i have a feeling that he's been watching me ever since i was getting out of the house and really creeped out, he might be some stalker, what should i do?!?! any advice would be greatly appreciated, thank you! :)

Change your number and call the police to report this.

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19/F

My boyfriend just came back from a night of training, because he's in the army reserves. He had to do a 13 km march with 50 lbs on his back... so needless to say he's really tired and sore.

I went out and got him some cold stuff for his feet, and I got him a nice card, but I'd like to do something special for him tomorrow... to show him that I'm proud of him for passing the test.

Ideas?

Make him breakfast in bed or make him dinner. Rent some movies & lay in bed & watch them together. Make the whole day about him tomorrow.

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My best guy friend and I (16/f) have been getting in lots of fights, and it's because I'm so dependent on him. Well, ever since May I haven't been. I've been with other people, doing things, always busy, etc. I maybe hang out with him once a week, or two weeks. We never talk on the phone. But last night he went camping with 3 friends, and left me 3 voicemails. They're all talking about our friendship. He says things like, "I don't deserve a friend like you" and "you stick with me even though I treat you pretty poorly sometimes" and "i'd rather fight with you than anyone else" and "i feel like we're drifting, we need to hang out more". Yeah, that's just hitting the main things in each msg I guess.

What I'm asking is why did he do that? Why did he send msgs NOW about how he doesn't think he deserves me, and all the things I typed up there? You have to understand, I used to be very clingy, like, call him to see where he was, have to hang out with him like 4 times a week or more. Then for some reason in May, I felt he was drifting away from me (and I never want this) so I cut it out, and hung out with other people. I've barely talked to him, except yesterday, after I listened to his msgs. I just asked if he had anything else to say, etc, and he just said he wanted to talk to me about his problems. (Which is what he did in his msgs I guess) He also told me when I called him back, that he feels it was too late to be telling me all that. (I guess because we don't see eachother as much or something?) Honestly, he has treated me very badly, and I've always been the most loyal and greatest friend to him. I HAVE recently, in May, started to not care so much. I rarely even think about him, and I used to every minute of every day.

So yeah, if anyone can tell me why all of a sudden he actually CARES about our friendship now please tell me, haha. I just need anything you can say because I'm confused.

He probably didn't realize what he had until it was gone. This usually happens. He cherished your friendship so much & when you were gone off doing new things, he realized what he needed and it was you.


It took him so long to realize it because he probably thought he was better off without you & then he came to his senses. The best thing for you guys to do is spend a little bit more time apart from each other & when you think it's time, start talking again. Start hanging out again when you think the time is right & see if things get better. It's normal to take breaks from friendships & go back to them. I've done it before & things got much better for me in the end.

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If he calls you, answer the phone so you guys can validate the plans & hang out. If you don't answer, he's gonna feel affended & he's gonna think you did it on purpose to not spend time with him. Just answer the phone & hang out.

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I really want to have sex with my boyfriend, and I'm ready to. I'm 19/F and he's 22. We've been together for about a year and I love him so much, and I know he loves me. He said he would wait until I was ready, I am.

The problem is everytime we get close to actually having sex I freak out, and it's not that I'm having second thoughts or anything. I'm a virgin and I'm a little scared/nervous because it would be my first time and I don't really know what to expect or do. Were you guys nervous your first time? What even happens after you have sex, I wouldn't know what to do. And I guess I'm kinda scared that it won't be any good, for him, if that makes sense. I can't really describe what I'm feeling everytime I freak out.

Anyway, he can tell I'm freaking out and stops. I don't want him to. How can I tell him that I don't want him to stop. How can I explain why I'm freaking out? Any other advice would also be helpful.

Thank-you, and sorry for any grammatical errors. I typed this very fast.

My first time, my boyfriend kept getting frustrated with me. I would tell him I was ready & then he'd go to do it, and I'd be like "OMG NO NEVERMIND." and I'd always do it. I finally sucked it up & went through with it. After you have sex, that's up to you. You guys can go to sleep, take a shower after [you might get a little dirty & you get sweaty], use the bathroom or just lay together & watch tv.


You're just nervous & scared. That's perfectly normal. Explain it to your boyfriend & I'm sure he'll understand what you're going through. Everyone's scared their first time.

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weve been bestfriends 7 years but now i think were growing apart. im 14 shes 13. im very perky and peppy. she is very dark hearted. i wear pinks and brights she wears the blacks and darks. we have always been real different like this but now i gues its going to extremes. prep and goth totally different music she listens to screaming and rock stuff i listen to pop. even when we go to the mall i want hollistar she wants hottopic. when we go to dances its just creepy the people she can meet and how she dances. i dont wana lose her shes all i really got. i make it seem like i have alot of friends but its really only her. she has alot of gothic friends that were there for her when she was suicideal. she just scared me so i was kinda away i regret it now. now i realize that i left her when she was dieing literally how meaner can i get to her. leaveing your bestfriend to die. we talk over aim and very little at school but thats pretty much all. i dont like her friends i hate them so much their freaks and just try to kill theirselvs for fun? i told her that it made her scream and go to them. she doesnt cry not even through all the deaths shes been through. i can tell in her eyes shes dieing inside. shes always in trouble always pissed at something. shes very mad im scared of her she talks about death and killing and she can kill someone instantly shes just scarey. shes always with her other friends she said there the only ones in my life to understand me truely. they have kept her alive this hole year. she will not let anyone help her not even her parents but how do i. there is alot of questions about friends on here so i was hopeing anything will help me. anything please shes all i need

I answered this already, and it was on my inbox. This is insulting.

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My so called best friend.. I cannot stand right now. Her attitude towards me has been real shitty. She blew up on me because I didn't want to be a stalker and take a picture of her crush. She kept digging her fingernails into my arm that whole day and it was pissing me off. She has a few disorders and whatnot, i never put that against her. But she says she never takes her meds. I honestly don't know. She says a lot and acts really weird and seems to do it for attention.. Just to make herself look even weirder, if that makes any sense. Now she's acting strange and keeps clinging onto me, I don't know why it's upsetting me. She dug her fingernails into my arm and started to bend my arm [it hurt] .. mumbling stupid things like "I want to kill something" and.. she keeps pulling on me and twisting me around. Why would this be pissing me off? I don't understand myself. We are alike in so many ways but now, I want to slap her. She's been giving me attitude and it pisses me off. "What the hells wrong with you!?" when I didn't take a picture of the guy and she threw something at me.. and kinda put me in a choke hold. [Something she always seems to do]
Today she said in a snotty voice. "Why didn't you take a picture? Did your camera have low battery? Why? You didn't want to..? *YOU HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE DO YOU?*" that part made me angry. I was so happy that she had to leave next period because we are in the same class..

I don't know what to do.. or what to say. She always wins. I don't know why I'm suddenly feeling like this either.

I can see why you're pissed. Isn't it obvious why to you?


She digs her nails in you, gets you in chokeholds, throws stuff at you, gets mad at you for stupid things, and she hasn't been doing what she's supposed to be doing.


Honestly, this would piss me off too. Stay away from her for a little while. When people get like that, it's best to stay as far away from them as possible so you can both calm down & get yourselves back to normal.

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hey!
ok so im going on vacation to the beach in 2 days and i wanna come back really tan. How can i tan fastern in the sun, but not get burned? i dont want to use fake bake or any of that spray on crap :]

thanx!

-abbie

Use baby oil. My cousin uses that for tanning when she wants to get a little tanner than what she is now. Tanning lotions work much better though because they're made for that type of thing.

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ok so im 100 lbs and in the 8th grade, and i want to be smaller. i used to be the thinnest of all... then i gained. i want to be the SMALLEST of everyone i know, and i know i can do it b/c i have before. i really want to become anorexic, PLEASE, ive heard all about how it screws you up and stuff, but i want ways to BECOME anorexic, not people telling me the dangers i already know all that. if youve been anorexic before, please tell me how you did it, b/c i want to be! i havent eaten all day and when i do, i just throw it up. i dont seem to be seeing much of a difference, so please tell me how to be anorexic.

Are you serious? Nobody here is going to tell you how to become anorexic. And if they do, then they're idiots & they need to be shot.


Anorexia will kill you & if death is beautiful to you, then so be it. But you're stupid. Nobody's going to help you.

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