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my cat


Question Posted Friday May 25 2007, 11:59 am

ok this might sound weird, but i have a huge crush on my cat. i've tried dating both guys and girls and no one has been able to give me the satisfaction that my cat gives me. every time he patters by, i get butterflies in my stomach and i feel like i'm gonna faint. he might not know this, but i love to watch him go poo poo. tiger is soooo hott!!!!! someone please help me. what is the best way to be involved in beastiality without anyone knowing. especially my parents, because they would send me to either military school or a mental institution. :(

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MollisterCo answered Saturday May 26 2007, 9:10 pm:
im sorry to say but that is realllyyy wrong. but start thinking to yourself that your cat, is your pet, and has nothing to do with your love life. start to treat him as a cat, and not a human.

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christina answered Friday May 25 2007, 8:35 pm:
Loving your cat & wanting to do sexual things with it is not only sick, but it's illegal on many levels. Beastiality is nothing to fool around with & I think you need to go back to the basic love of a cat. Any other type of love for an animal is digusting & you need to stick to humans.

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MAK answered Friday May 25 2007, 8:18 pm:
ok, in the USA beastiality is illegal. you really need to stop thinking of your cat this way. try taking your mind of him, or, instead of doing sexual things (if you do them), why not pet him, scratch underneath his chin, make him purr. Think of your cat as your baby, your very cute, furry little critter who greets you with a meow. If you trully love him, you will not do things to him.

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randomgrl777 answered Friday May 25 2007, 8:03 pm:
you love your cat like a brother or a pet fish and maybe more lol its on TV. just stay with your cat love on it and kiss it. hang pictures in your room. maybe a little crazy but normal is overated. maybe you just really need someone right now and your cat has always been their for you. its your first love first loves are always different but fun. talk to your cat kiss your cat love your cat. hope i helped if not tell me ill change it.

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