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ok wats a hymn for? i mean i know that its like the string that holds a chis vagina together, and that it pops wen u have sex but wat truely happens to it after it pops? does it just like dissapear? then wat the use of havin one at all.

It's those songs you sing in church. You can play with string instruments while singing hymns. Not sure what 'wat', 'wen' or 'onli' means. Anyway, good luck with that singing.

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what are ways to stop masterbating?

Eat Cheetos. Shove ice down your pants. Ask someone else to do it for you, technically you've stopped then.

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Hi, I was wondering what the average cost of a working record player was?

I recently saw an old record player at the indoor flea market here in town. The price tag was $10 USD. The turntable, you had to have your own speakers. That's probably about the average, give or take.

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so i play football and every time i twist my knee wrong it feels like somthing pulls or tears. its like a sharp pain for a few minutes and my knees also pop whenever i bend my leg. thanks in advance

Knee brace. Tell your coach what's going on, let him know. He may give you some exercises to do. Also see your doctor. He'll probably put you in a .... knee brace. It'll keep the knee stiff and keep it from flexing the wrong way. You might have some damage too that a doctor needs to see. I've been weightlifting since I was a teen and I squat 750lbs but I have a knee injury too.

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I was trying to do an overhaul on my computer & when I put in the installation disc it wants me to put in my product key. Well, obviously I threw it away...can't find it anywhere. I was wandering if anyone can tell me where I can find it on my computer? It has to be on here somewhere! Please, help. Sooooooo frusterated! Thanks!

Sometimes the product key is on a sticker located on the back of the case. Also check the package your OS came in. Have you reformatted the drive yet?
Might find some usefulness here: http://www.webtechgeek.com/How-to-Find-a-lost-Windows-product-key.htm
and a picture of what the sticker may look like: http://www.supportpcs.co.uk/installcd/images/product2.jpg
If all else fails and you need an OS, you can always borrow a friend's computer and download or order Ubuntu(order a CD for free, they pay shipping and handling too), a free OS with a great GUI!
http://www.ubuntu.com

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So I'm pretty much the most good goody you have ever seen. I'm 16/f. I have a 4.0 GPA. I am chosen to be in senior classes even though I am a shophmore. I do everything when I am suppose to do it and how I am supposed to do it. I have never drank, did drugs, or had sex. But I am so sick of being the same old boring me. All of my friends believe in no sex before marrige. Well now I'm starting to think sex before marrige isn't so bad as long as it's with someone you care about. Well I really want to change into someone who has a little more fun. No drugs though. But will I ruin my reputation? Is it worth the risk to ruin something like that? I am really tore. But I know I'm not one of those who wants to go out every night and get wasted. I just want to live some of my high school years in fun. It's not like I'm a dork either. I was prom queen my freshman year. I was homecoming attendant our first year. I'm "popular" I guess you would say. But anyways should I try it? Or should I just stick to the goody goody I am?

Let me fist say, I commend your celibacy and the fact you take a stance against underage drinking. Those are all things to be proud of. There are plenty of things to do without drinking or having sex. I never was 'wild' either growing up. If you do have sex. As I am sure what I am about to say next has been drilled in your head a thousand times, use protection! My advice is to keep on the path you are going and wait until you are twenty one to start drinking and until you are financially responsible to take care of a child. After all that what sex is for, to have children. If you just can't help yourself and want to hang out without drinking, do like I do, go to the local pool hall and shoot a game of pool. Don't know how to play pool? Just ask someone to show you. You may get funny looks and folks thinking "noob" but oh, well! I've done this myself and actually had fun, even though I knew little of the game.

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what are some ways to break up with a boyfriend without it hurting to much?
(i know it will always hurt a bit but whatever)
please dont say i should say its not you its me lol i already know that
um im planning to do it by myself, and not through a friend, so anything i can say that will "reduce the sting" a bit?
thanks..:)

Honestly, in my opinion, there's really no nice way to break up. Sure, you can sugarcoat it and beat around the bush but breaking up is breaking up. You can't control how the other person will react. Since you are concerned about his feelings, you might start off by telling him you care about how he feels but don't see a future in staying together because... (insert your own verbiage here). It may rationalize things to him and that'll help if he understands and maybe he'll get the picture too and come to the conclusion that you guys are not working out.

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Okay there's two situations here.
1: What do you do when you find out one friend spread a rumor about two of your other friends (ONE BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND THE OTHER HIS SISTER) that they don't take baths when they do, to the bus driver who's now being all weird and mean to them without proof and the two, TJ and Samantha, well their dad, is sewing or something and the lawyer wnats a statement from me on what's been going on while I was on the bus......lik what should I write? I haven't seen anything, just the bus driver getting on to them about things they haven't done....well that and she moved me from them because of this matter. Which was unfair.
2: TJ and I have been going out for like 2 days and only 3 of my friends know about it.....one of them told the other two......and well I know I'll get teased when everyone finds out and I dunno what to do!

Your best answer is to tell the truth. If this really is a case of slander then the judge will decided. If you haven't seen anything then write that in your statement. Don't make up anything or speculate what you've might have seen because if it goes to jury, then you may be asked to testify and they'll be after the "facts" and not just hearsay. See how rumors can be bad? Sorry about your trouble but may be this can be resolved without going to court. I sure hope so!

Oh you said "sewing" not suing. I just assumed this was a typo. Dang...

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both me and my fiancé have bad knees from old high school sport injuries. they're good some days and horrible other days, both right knees are the worst. what positions for sex are best that put the least amount of pressure on your knees.

thanks

Me and my wife have the same problems. I have a weightlifting related injury and my wife banged up her knee when she was in the Army. We've found that neither of us can do too many things when we are hurting but we both enjoy the spoon position. It works great and no stress on the knees. There are variations on it too as well.

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how do you get static electricity and how do you remove it? (from hair)

It's more prevalent in the drier weather, like Winter. You can either wet your comb/brush or spritz on a litte water but your best bet is to use a conditioner for dry hair. This will leave oil in your hair and reduce static electricity.

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what are some good teen summer programs where you can volunteer abroad? Im looking for something that will be fun, with a group of 20 or more other teens, co ed. Something where theres a decent amount of freedom and maybe where you can go out at night with the other people youre with.
I want something from a personal recommendation. Something you've done, not just read about.

Please tells us what country you are from. Only volunteering I've ever done is here in the US, so unless you are from somewhere else besides the US I can only give you what I know. Also, please note any religious type of volunteer work you might like to do.

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What razor is better from Venus?
-Divine
-Vibrance
-Breeze

btw i have really sensitive skin, so if theirs something allergenic in it then please tell me.
thanks:)

It's really about what shaving cream you use. I rarely use shaving cream, I just dry shave but they make shaving cream for sensitive skin types. Also, I've had better luck with the triple blades/quad blades. Less strokes means less irritation.

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Someone [my sorta kinda friend] asked me if I wanted to go smoke weed in the woods with him...I was with my other friend and she is a big flirt and is all like okay! [she didn't actually smoke anything, she was just playing around] but she walked off with him and I had said no. My kinda sorta friend was like, but you need a buddy to smoke with and I said, well I'm not that buddy. [I know the repructions of doing drugs and drinking and all that, so I declined on his offer knowing I could get hooked on it and throw my life away]
So then, my friend ditched me afterwards, not even telling me she had gone and didnt even say sorry the next day! She left me alone by myself, and i felt like a loser. How could my friend ditch me and say I'm uncool? Am I uncool because I don't want to do drugs? because I know I'm not uncool for doing that, so what's her problem? She always calls me emo and a downer, and I'm not even emo, I have friends that are "emo" but I'm not. what did I do to deserve this?? Any comments and answers would be greatly appreciated because I'm completley confused.
thanks in advance for whoever read that and took the time to answer my question.

Sorry to say that's not a friend. She should at least respect your wishes, even if it was something simply as in a movie choice. I'd say ditch the friend and move on. You are better not having that friend. Besides it's illegal. Let's say you are driving or you are a passenger in a car and you are pulled over by the police. Guess what? You have as just as much chance of going to jail and being charged with the amount of dope your friend has on them. I speak from experience when I say this. I never smoked dope and had a friend that did. We got pulled over and I was charged with what my friend had. I was 16 at the time, had to go to jail and was put on probation for a year, all for something I didn't do. I learned from it, so maybe you can learn from me.

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I started the pill for the first time on my last period.
I am now up to the placebo tablets (when I should get my period)
I have had 5 and I have 2 more to go and I still haven't gotten my period.
I'm not pregnant.
So what's going on?

Well, this may question may best be answered by someone else but I'll give it a stab. My wife has abnormal periods, lasting 5-10 days at a time. She took the pill and it helped a lot, regulating the duration. However, we have our second child even though she was on the pill. You may still want to get a pregnancy test.

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if i eat just breakfast like a bagel in the morning and eat like a little bag of chips 150 calories and come home and go running for like 30 mintues, would that make me lose weight faster since i didnt eat that much and am probably burning more than i ate that day?

Few things first. How far are you running? Just a few blocks, few miles? Second, here's what I did. For dinner I'd have a well balanced meal. Then about four or five hours later I'd go to bed. So about around 6pm I'd eat then go to bed around 10pm-11pm. I'd get up about 5am, stretch and I'd run five miles BEFORE breakfast. I'd let my body decided how much I should eat. By the end of the five miles I'd be extremely hungry. Once again I ate a well balanced breakfast but I ran a lot and I did eat a lot too. You calorie intake will be higher if you are working out compared to someone who is just sitting around. Also to, if you don't eat enough, you'll feel lagged and extremely tired, thus making you want to quit and give up. I have no clue to as what your intake should be but a personal trainer should be able to answer that.

I wish you luck!

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I had to come back and enter more information.
My point is, you should let your body decide what it needs, that's why I suggest eating after you workout, not before. It may take a bit longer to loose but it will be more of a longer lasting thing.

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what would be a funny youtube video idea?
it could be a spoof or it could just be something funny .
i cant think right now

Wrestling spoof. Search for "Sid on Hogan Knows Best"
LMAO. One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Like that one.

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okay so my head is a little on the large side (not retardly huge but too big for One size fits all hats) and I was wondering if there are any websites where i can buy rock band hats online but order like large or extra large hats.

thanks, and any one who finds me a website will get a 5

"BIG HEAD CAPS FOR THE CRANIALLY ENDOWED"
www.bigheadcaps.com

LOL @ "not retardly huge but too big for One size fits all hats" You might need a hair cut. ;)
BTW I didn't see any rock bands but they got lots others.

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My friends and I were having a discussion in my AP US Government class because our teacher was absent and we were bored. Anyway, one girl was telling me how, if you're not legally certified and you were to, for example, give someone CPR or the heimlich maneuver, even if you save their life, they can sue you...
She said once she was lifeguarding at a club and somehow a pingpong table fell over on a young girl and the parents wanted to sue for emotional damages or something like that. They club had to settle because their lawyer said the lawsuit could win. I just have 2 questions...

How is it legal that you could sue someone for saving your life just because they weren't certified to do so?
How is it moral to do that? Your life (or child's life) was SAVED, how are you going to morally justify suing someone... are you that cheap and can you possibly want money that much?

I suppose I might understand if someone performed one of those and the person died because (and it should be proved) it was done incorrectly... but come on.

How is this legal? I plan on asking my teacher next time I see him, but I was just curious as to what laws would justify this.

The other Advicenator is 100% correct. However this used to not be the case and someone was actually sued for trying to help, until the laws were changed (everybody take a sigh of relief)
Nowadays you have to be careful with sue happy morons. Um... Don't get me started. Okay, I'll say even how moronic they could possibly be, their life is still worth it.
Here's a scenario. Say you are walking in a forest with someone and it's just you and them. You are miles away from a hospital.
They are bit by a venomous snake.
Do you,
A: perform first aid, even though you might have failed the first aid class? After all you are that person's only hope.
B: Let them die?

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how can you get rid of foto chatter i dont want it anymore

I assume you are running the app from your phone? You'll need to specify what brand, model number, and your carrier. Or you can just throw the thing in the trash LOL. That'll show it!

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i am considering getting a 2000 bmw 328ci. i was wondering if this car is really high-maintenance? does it break down easily&stuff? what are some problem areas that occur often with these cars that i should look at? thanks!

Well, I'll be honest with you. I'm more a Chevy fan than anything else...no I'm just a Chevy fan. Overall BMW makes higher end good running cars. However, be willing to auction off your first born and sell a kidney if anything major should go wrong. Unless you can do the work yourself.
This is just some basic prices for parts I Googled for your model, not counting labor cost, add $25 per hour average for labor and not counting any additional work such as mill work or machine.
Get a warranty if you can!
Power steering pump - $300
Head gasket set, possible $300-$400+
Headlight replacement $70-$100

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