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My name is Matthew. I try my best to serve the Lord as best I can. I also try to serve my fellow brother and sisters as best I can. Salvation is my goal for you.

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Hey! I have this challenge thingy set by our teacher and it has a load of riddles on it. I'm really stuck on this certain one, please could you help with this one?

Three men have dinner together. The bill comes up to $30. The men each put down $10, which the waitress takes to the owner who says: They didn't have a very good deal, take $5 off the bill. The waitress is distressed at having to divide $5 by three so she pockets $2 and returns $1 to each man. So they end up paying $27 and she gets $2, this adds up to $29. But the diners orginally paid $30. Where is the extra dollar?

I have a dollar...

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ok theres this guy and weve just become friends and lately hes been taking pics of me alla the time sitting with me at lunch hgging around the neck and we both runa nd hes on my team and like he goes around to differnt places to watch me run nd the other night on the way home he sat by me and he was like putting his head on my shoulder what would you think

Yeah....He likes you....Go for it!

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How do you know mederma works for stretch marks? do you have a personal experience or something?

Yes I do have personal Experience. I had a big growth spurt and you know how that goes.

Thanks for not being a jerk. oh wait.....

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Can Sex keep you in shape?

Yes...in fact its my main part of my daily routine.......Have sex and eat subway and your well on your way to be skinny!

Good luck!

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HELP!! A few summers ago I grew a few inches and gained a significant amount of weight, and now I have so many stretch marks, and they're making me SO Self concious!! My boyfriend of 6 months always wants to run his hands up my shirt to tickle me, and I always make him stop and blame it on tickeling.. but it's really I just don't want him to see my stretch marks!! They're on the front of my stomache, my sides, even on the sides of my breasts.. and I don't know what to do to get rid of them. I've read about them and they're caused from the lack of cologen or something like that, when your skin stretches, so it makes the marks. Does anyone have any home remedies or products that work efficiantly and aren't that expensive??? PLEASE HELP ME!

Use Merderma.....Its kinda expensive but it works.......like 20 to 30 bucks a tube....but its awesome yet takes a while to work..........Hope I helped!

(p.s. if you want them gone fast youd have to get laser surgery to clean that up.)

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okay, i play the guitar and whenever i go to play a chord like an E chord or an E m chord my wrist clicks especially if i play any notes up that far on the guitar neck it doesn't hurt but it's just weird. and whenever i do that hand motion for 'come here' with one hand where you move it back and forth.. it clicks really loud. is there something wrong with my wrist? or is this normal

Hey dude. My wrists and ankles do the same exact thing. I dont know what it is but it hasnt done anything bad to me.

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I want to be popular. Case closed. I know some people think its not the most important thing. But I need it. I crave it. I have to have it or I'll go crazy. I need tips! I am kind of shy, alright pretty, not too rich, not too poor. I'd like TIPS... not "popularity isnt everything..." "popularity sucks..." "Just be yourslef..." I am myself, but I want to me myself and be popular. I just need some tips please!
I'll rate good!

Being stuck up isnt the way to be! If you "need" to be more popular....you "need" a life. Hope I helped! Thanks!

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how can you tell if you have a yeast infection and what do you do to treat it with out going to the doctors.. like what are the symptomns.. ill rate!!

Heres a well thought out answer to the symptoms.

Signs and symptoms of a yeast infection correspond to the site of the infection: · Skin infections cause a red rash, often with patchy areas that ooze small amounts of whitish fluid. The rash may be itchy or burn. Small pustules or white blisters with pus inside may develop. · Vaginal yeast infections cause a white or yellow discharge from the vagina, with burning, itching, and redness along the walls and external area of the vagina. · A yeast infection of the penis causes redness, scaling, and sometimes pain on the underside of the penis. · Oral thrush, which is a yeast infection of the mouth, causes creamy white patches on the tongue and sides of the mouth, and sometimes pain. · A yeast infection of the nail beds causes white or yellow nails, painful swelling, and pus

Also how to treat it without going to a doctor

Yeast infections are treated with anti-yeast, anti-fungal creams. These include: · nystatin cream for infections of the skin, vagina, and penis · suppositories for vaginal or anal yeast infections · a liquid or lozenge for oral thrush

The skin should be kept dry. Plain talcum powder, or a powder that contains nystatin, can help keep the surface area dry. Corticosteroid ointments may be used to reduce the itching and pain.


I know I helped but ummm hope I helped! ;)

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What are all the flavors of condoms? Do they really taste good? What kind taste best?

Grape, Strawberry, Banana, Chocolate, Grape, Cherry. I dont know what tastes the best.......or if they taste good.

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fthere is this guy and i really like him but i am going out with his brother and his brother is 17 and im 13 and the guy i like is 14 and i just dont no wan to do please help

Well if your 13 and hes 17 I would end that relationship....Hes too old for you I think. Also I wouldnt date his bro...that would be way to weird....

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How come guys can hardly ever show their true feelings when they're around a girl? please explain in detail

Well....Guys can act all big and manly but the thing is...when they really like someone they get scared down inside because they dont want to do the wrong thing or say the wrong thing. So they try to hide their feelings in hopes of not messing it up. Like me....I ALWAYS do/say something stupid that messes everything up. Always happens so I just not show feelings. Thats why I dont really talk or do much...the less I do/say the less of a chance to screw up. Guys are afraid of girls. They just want to impress them or make them happy. Their afraid to show true feelings. Basically guys are deathly afraid of messing up what they have with a chick so they try not to show feelings. There is more to this answer but I cant think straight right now lol so Ill add more tonight....

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what does eating butt taste like?

It tastes like shit im guessing.....I dont care who says it tastes like nothing....thats where shit comes out.....

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why did i just get really grossed out when my boyfriend told me he had to go take a shit? i mean i love him and we've been together for 15 months, shouldnt i already be over the "omg eww he goes poop" stage? lol

Lol...You better get used to it. Everbody poops. lol

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hi well i have some questions about sex and puberty and things like that which are pretty graffic for the sight. so can any knowledgable guy mind answring some of my questions? just give me your advice column . mods pls dont delete please because im trying not to waste time by asking you a graffic q with will be deleted. thanks

I am a guy and I wouldnt mind answering.....

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hey i asked the question about being 13 and pregnant well i just found out im having twins!!! my question is wht do they do in a c-section people r tellin me in to tiny and might have to get a c-section, nd i just wanna no like is it more or less painful, and wht do they do! ill rate u, i need advice!! thnx

First of all. They cut a small section in your stomache shaped like a "c" Hence the name. They then pull the babies out of this section and sew it back up. Your out cold and wont feel a thing. It might hurt afterwards but youll get numbing crap. Hope I helped!

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I knew @ 1 point but i seem to have 4gotten

it means....No Dorks.....SO I gotta go before i get in trouble for being in a 'No Dork' zone....

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hey i alwasy out strippin gshows on in mi room and i mean i do more that that i need help what should i do guyz sum of this is 4 u
and girls too
!~sarah~!

strip shows = good. Lol...j/k....uhhhh stop stripping? or start charging money damnit! Lol.....

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I remarried and my husband is nit very understanding to my son and is verbally abusive. he came frome an abusive family and thinks i am a terrible mom because i don't disiplend him differently he thinks i should be meaner to him. he is so bad he accused me of wanting to have sex with my son and says this is why i'm so nice to him. i'm not overly nice and i do punish him if needed. hes just a normal teen who never wants to put anything away that he uses and won't keep a cleen room. i don't think he's a bad child but my husband does therefor we continusly are fighting because i take up for my son now he says this whats wrong please help me

Indeed. I too would drop his arse. Guys who do this only get worse. So do something before it gets too out of hand. Good luck though.

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well i have twin nabors n there is this one i liek n we were kinda cuddleing on my bros bed n well i was talkin to him n then we went upstairs n he told my bro what i said.. y dose he do that n y do i get shy when by bro ask me about it...

Indeed. You should confront your neighbor about telling the info to your bro...thats not cool at all mang. Also the height difference is ok. Your young...you all will grow. Give it time.

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you know, i saw the person who spoke about wendys and it brought something to my attention. I was at Wendy's the other day and ordered a kid's meal. They then asked if i would like oranges or fries. Then asked milk or soda. Now i would like to know your take on this subject. I for one thought what kid in their right mind will choose oranges over fries? i mean, honestly.

Personally I go for the fries myself...but I suppose its a new way to keep kids skinny...I mean there are getting some huge kids out there....http://www.muchosucko.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/people/fatkid.jpg take that for example. I think we need to stop this from happening!

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