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O.K. My problem all started when someone was prank calling my house. I then found out it was one of my best friends. I got mad at her twice. Once for doing. Twice for lieing about it. I'm in junior high and it's so hard for me. Then, my closest best friend took up for her. Then, my other close best friend took up for her too. I don't know what to do. I live in Deer Park and I'm illegally going to Laporte Junior High. My close best friend is threatening to kick my butt and I don't know what to do. Should I switch to my legal school or continue illegally going to a school where EVERYONE hates me. I rate 5's for anyone who can really make a difference in my life! THNX TO ANYONE WHO ANSWERS!!! XOXO

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~KaYlA

Sorry So Long But I need Help ASAP

well. the fact that you are breaking the law to go to this school where.. no body likes you seems kinda stupid. its obvious that you should go to the legal school and make a clean start.. who knows.. you may end up as the most popular girl in school.. goodluck!

hope this help :)

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how do i create a budget and stick to it, so that i can save up money and get the things that i want?

well.. just spend the money on the things you really need.. i think more info is needed to give a more creative answer but you can put away about 30% of your money for so you will only touch it around christmas and 20% on luxuries and 50% on bills food ect.. what u think?

hope this helps :)

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I've been with my boyfriend for about 2 1/2 weeks and I really like him. My only problem is that I'm afraid to trust him because I don't want to get hurt emotionally. I've heard that he cheats on his girlfriends, and he lies, and he's dirty, and he's just using me, but when I'm with him, he tells me and shows me that he's not like that at all. I really want to be able to love him, but will I regret it? Should I let down my guard? He's 3 years older than me if it helps. Thanks in advance.

if you love him.. its worth the risk.. .. trust me.. let your guard down.. you wil be happy you did..

remember

if you dont risk anything.. you risk even more!!

hope this helps :)

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I dont know if this is normal or what.. lately I havent been feeling good buts its only like.. at night like after schoool.. like my stomach hurts and i feel warm.. is it normal..

no.. you have liver cancer.. go see a doctor asap!!! or else you will die within the next 2 hours!!!


just joking.. maybe you eat something when you get home that makes you feel sick? maybe your alergic to something around your home.. cats? dogs? fish? poisonous reptiles?

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O.K- My dog (Millie Light) keeps pooping on the floor and I literally clean up poop 6 times a day! Is this just plain diaria? Is this normal? Please Help!
P.S- I'm cleaning up poop as we speak!
~~~Kayla~~~

umm.. id say take him to the vet.. have has he eaten chocolate? he may be really sick.. but it might just be a general sickness.. give him some grass :P

hope this helps :)

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the other day, my boyfriend came over and we were sitting on the couch. then we started kissing. he slipped his tounge into my mouth and i did the same. (we were kissing for like 10-15 seconds) is that considered just french kissing or making out?

is there a difference.. id say making out is longer so itd prob be a french kiss.. i made out with my ex for like 15 - 20 mins at the cinema :P

hope this helps :)

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okay i dont know if this goes under illnesses, but i couldnt find anything else.. Alright I have a metal allergy, and so I'm allergic to the metal in my belts and I get like a rash, but I can't not wear belts b/c i have to keep my pants up, lol (i'm in between sizes, so the 7's are too tight and the 9's are too big) and I don't know is there anything I could use so my belts like, wouldn't touch my skin or something.. and don't say just stop wearing them, cause I'm trying but theres still that rash.. :-/ ty if you can help me

get a belt.. cut the metal off and attach some velcro.. it works its what i use at work so we dont scratch the cars..

hope this helps :)

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ok well im goin out with this guy we've been together for..about 5 months well anyways just recently my mom found out that he use to do weed, got introuble with the cops for jacking cigars, probation..the list goes on. and my HAIR STYLIST! told her this. so..my mom doesn't want us together..which isn't the thing that bugs me..cuz i kinda miss being single..the thing that bugs me is i dont want him to think this is just a stupid excuse and i dont want him to get all bitchy about it with me..we alreadt fought about this and i got pissed cause i stuck up for him and got in trouble with my mom..also now my mom thinks I do drugs and stuff..which i dont. this sucks..my bfs like one of my bestfriends and i dont wanna lose him as a friend and i def. dont wanna lose my moms trust over somthing i didn't do..i dont know i need advice thanks.

start doing weed.. if she's going to blame you for something you might as well do it.. you know.. double jeopardy.. otherwise stop seeing the guy.. you may love him.. but he aint worth it if he does drugs and gets introuble with cops.. youll have 15kids with him then hell go to jail and you will end up on the streets find a real guy.. seriously!

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ok i like alot of guys and i can't really make up my mind it's like on the internet the next person i talk to for more than 10 minutes i start kinda liking them...but I KNOW THEM...they r just friends...but ok seriously is this bad?...should i just stick with one guy for now...and yes im single and i really wanna boyfriend...but i'm not that despret..that i wouldn't go out with just any random person...but ok so should i just lay off the guys because usually...well put it this was i've had 3 boyfriends the 1st was so immature i broke up with him ... the 2nd i don't know why he broke up with me...i didn't really like him to much...but the third i REALLY REALLY still like him...but he's hooked up on his X...i know this is weird but we went out for 12 hours..i know pathetic...but i was so happy..he told me that he just didn't want us to go out for a long time and then break up and hate each other for the rest of our lives...he also told me i was like the sister he never had..and he was my best friend...nothing more...should i let him go...or can i keep liking him??? hopelessly devoted... to my X

i think you should stop the lame-o internet dating and getout and get a real life you idiot! your a moron.. there are pleanty of guys in the real world that arent cyber morons! just meat real guys face to face!

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well heres the deal i dont know what 2 get my boyfriend and i dont want him to get me something and me not get him something. So what should i get for him for Valentines day????????
oxoxoxox,
Confused

one word.. head job.. seriously.. its the best present.. but that might not be your style.. so maybe get him something personal.. something he likes.. you should talk to peoepl who know him.. or you could just go for the traditional flowers.. my gf did that one year.. well my ex.. lets just say we werent bf & gf after that day ;)

hope this helps :)

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wow this is incredibly embrassing but... ok so i started shaving my armpits like normally people do years ago but for the past maybe... year? when ever i shave i still have this little bit of hair left! so i had a venus and figured the blade was just dull so my mom got me an offbrand bag of razors but that didnt help either! ive never told anyone though.. but does anyone have any idea how to get rid of this? thanks!

wow.. that is an odd question.. maybe your not shaving properly? lol.. im a guy.. i dont shave my armpits.. but maybe if you be a little more careful and yeah.. you might be able to get rid of the hair.. otherwise try laser removal.. it always seems to work for other people...

hope this helps :)

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OK so I have my period, and Im really just not in the mood. You know cramps all that fun stuff. But what I really wanna know is well... this is embarassing but I wanna shave down there and every time i try the hair gets stuck inside the blade and it really hurts. What am I doing wrong?

thanks~

your doing too much at a time.. just do little bits and trim it with some sizzors first.. i honestly wouldnt really know as im a guy.. but if i had to.. thats what i would do.. but that would hurt us a lot more.. specially if it cut :P

hope this helps :)

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I Have this friend who is always putting themselves down and somethimes i dont know what to say becuase they arent the most attractive person and i dont want to seem fake about it. Whenever they tell me that there ugly or whatnot...im always like dont put yourself down like that your not ugly. Every time i talk to this person they always tell me how ugly they are! PLEASE HELP ME IN WHAT TO SAY TO THEM!!

just tell them that they arent that bad... honesty is always the best weapon.. tell them the truth.. tell them what you *really* think about them.. they will be grateful for you being honest.. i assure you.. well i hope they will for your sake :)

hope this helps :)

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i went out with my boyfriend for awhile, and we broke up on new years. it really sucks, because we're not gonna be together again because he doesn't want to hurt me. i have to respect that, considering he's thinking about me. but i dont know when ill be able to get over him! i would die if i saw him with another girl, and i see him in the hallways all the time, plus he's in my lunch hour. so what could i do to make me lose interest in this guy so i can move on? i rate high for good answers.. thanx

are you sure you really "want" to get over him.. i mean the fact that he doesnt want to get back together with him coz he doesnt want to hurt you means he still likes you.. if not loves you.. he cares about you.. and you obviously still like him.. so why dont you try and get together with him.. tell him its killing you without him.. coz you obviously dont want to move one.. and with such a great bond of love you seem to have... it seems like such a waste to destroy that.. i really think you should both get back together.. but thats my opinion..

remember

If you dont risk anything.. you risk even more!!

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im dating this guy...it seems like we are not goin out...i mean he is my ex-boyfriends best friend i think that he has be talking to him and they have been talkin about me saying all this shit about me and making my boyfriend not wanna go out with me why???

coz ur ex is jealous.. and he is corrupting your bf.. the fact that ur bf is actually playing along means he aint worth your time.. break up with him.. youll see and hell see how much of an arse he was.. he may come back to you.. but you should probably move on.. but that is up to you.. just look deep inside and see what you want..

hope this helps :)

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I thought that my now ex-boyfriend didn't like me any more so i broke up with him but I still really liked him. Then I went to a party and he was there and we really didn't talk to eachother untill they played the first slow song and he came up and just grabbed my hand and pulled me to the dance floor and we started slow dancing. Then when that song was over i was just like okay... but then they played Alicia Keys "if i aint got u" and so we kept dancing and he looked me in the eyes and was like i still love you and i was like i love you too... and then everyone started counting down for the new year and before it was 12:00 he kissed me and was like "last kiss of 2004" and then when it turned 12:00 he kissed me and was like "and first kiss of 2005" and i felt like it was my first kiss all over again. But later when i talked to him he was like I think we should wait a while before we go back out because I always just come back to you... but the thing is that i really really love him and i want to get him back now... what should i do to show him how much i love him and for him to ask me back out... should i just ask him out? before i broke up with him we had been dating for 5 months... i don't know what to do I'm so confused

well.. the best way to get a guys attention is a head/hand job.. that alway shows us how much you love us.. otherwise.. just give him time.. he aint sure if he is ready to give you two another go... but if he loves you deep down.. he will come to you :)

hope this helps :)

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Okay, i'm a ninth grader, and i can't stand all of the 7th graders, they're all stuck up. i got into a huge fight with one of them cuz they were sayen stuff about me. and then the one girls friends sister got involved and shes 16, and im on 14, she threatened to kick my ass, i duno if she'll actually do it though. i see her alot in the halls , i dont think she exactly knows what i look like either, but alot of people in my school know me, so they might tell her. should i skip school tomorrow, or just go? im soo worried.. thanks!!! and if i do skip school, what can i tell my mom, like what are some good tricks?

just lay in bed... put some cold water on your head.. and say you have a fever.. but i suggest to just go to school.. face your fears.. if its not tomorrow itll be the day after.. just go in.. act tough.. if she wants to fight you.. say yes.. and dont concentrate on hitting her.. concentrate on avoiding her.. wear her out.. then when she is tired.. you can start hitting her.. if she is big.. go for the back of the knees.. the bigger they are.. the harder they fall

hope this helps :)

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I haven't got any programmes for making .gif files, but I was wondering if anyone would know where I could find a free one on the net. If you do, I would appreciate some help.

have a look on downloads.com they normally have any program you are looking for.. freeware and shareware.. hope this helps :)

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Dear advice giver people,
I have this friend who has just gotten out of a relationship like 4 or 5 months ago. She broke up with the guy so that's all good. Ok, so then I liked this dude Billy right? Ok, well she decides that he's a sweetheart & goes for him. Well, that doesnt bother me because I have a boyfriend & I stopped liking Billy like forever ago. Me & Billy are still like close friends though & he was telling me how he was going to ask Jessica out & all. So being the girlfriend I am, I told Jess EVERYTHING he said. Now she will NOT stop talking about him. I'm serious. We could be watching TV & she's like, I miss Billy. Ok, well, then I mention my boyfriend like maybe 3 times that whole day. Ok, then she was talking to one of my other friends and she like, "She talks about *Joe WAY too much." Ok, Im sittin there like WHAT THE HELL you kno. So I dont know WHAT to do.
Sorry it's forever long!!

Dear Advice seeker person,
I aint exactly sure wat your exactly asking.. ok right, so im just going to go ahead and assume you wanna know how to make her stop talkin about him huh? so the best way i KNOW that you can ger HER to stop talking about HIM, is to be INTERESTED, ask her how he has BEEN and the yeah.. eventuall shell be like.. its non of your busyness and stop talking about HIM

sound good? huh? good sorry this is like eternall long!!

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is your pubic hair the same colour as your hair?
ex: if you blond is your pubic hair blond?

mostly they are black.. but they some times change depending on your natural hair color :) hope this helps...

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