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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ is proactive really good for acne? i mean.. i dont get REAL bad acne but when i get pimples they get real red ..so do you think proactive is right for me and how much is it? where can i get it
I've neveR used PRoactive, peRsonally. HoweveR, my fRiends have, and they claim to have FANTASTIC Results! I seaRched foR the website foR you; it should be able to answeR all of youR questions:
--- http://www.proactiv.com/

♥ Mackenzie!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ Does shaving your legs make your skin rough and make the hair grow darker? I've been using many other products like exfoliators that don't work, and my parents refuse to buy me a hair removal cream because of the excess of chemicals. I want to shave my legs, but I don't want the hair to be coarse and dark. Is this a myth? Should I shave? My hair is already really dark, because I have black hair...
Well I've neveR noticed it to have eveR gRown in DARKER, but yes.. it does get moRe coaRse. If you should decide to shave, I've taken the libeRty of listing a few tips foR you:
--- NEVER dRy shave.
--- Find a shaving cReam/gel you'Re happie with.
--- If you can't go out and puRchase shaving gel, use a baR of soap and latheR youR legs up REALLY good, but keep it moist and latheRy.. don't let it soRt of dRy out.
--- If you CAN puRchase shaving gel, I Recommend 'Skintimate's Shaving Gel' oR 'BaRbasol Shaving Cream".
--- Always, always, always shave upwaRds, peRiod.
--- Use a good RazoR, and change it often, if not EVERY time.
--- Yes, disposable RazoRs aRe fine.
--- AfteR shaving, apply lotion to help moistuRize, and help pRevent RazoR buRn.
--- DO NOT shave daily!! TRy eveRy otheR two days oR so.

Hopefully this is of some help to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ This is kind of embarrassing, but I'm concerned that I'm not normal. What is the usual number of bowel movements a person should have per week?
Ag, Thank you!
About 6-10. :)

♥[?]♥ I'm 14, and a sophmore. I will be 15 soon, I just have a late birthday. I've done stuff with guys like making out and all because all my boyfriends are always older than me. Like almost everyone in my grade has had sex, done drugs, drinks, stuff like that. Well I just got drunk for the first time the other night, and im still a virgin. Everyone is telling me I shouldnt still be a virgin. Like my sisters friend is 19 and he told me that its normal to lose it when your in highschool. I'm so scared to have sex though because what if it hurts, or I get pregnant, stuff like that ya know? I dont know anything about it either, well I do but I dont know any movements and stuff. Theres this guy whose 18 and I have dated him 2 times, we went to prom and everything and he is a really good friend, when I got drunk everyone told me I was saying that I think I love him. I didnt even know I did. We might get back together because he keeps telling everyone he likes me alot. He calls me and everything so yea. If we did go back out and dated for a long time, would it be alright to have sex? And no im not a geek or ugly or anything lol. Just scared of what's going to happen!

Thanx
Honestly, I could go on and on and on and on and on about why you SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX. But please allow me to keep it to a simple NO. You'Re *NOT* a stupid giRl, you KNOW the Risks, and you know that a few nights of pleasuRe aRe NOT woRth the possible consequences. You know the answeR to this; it's a bad idea. Who gives a fuck what otheR people aRe saying oR doing! YOU aRe NOT OTHER PEOPLE.. YOU aRe youR OWN peRson with a heaRt, mind, and body. You have youR ENTIRE life to live; youR ENTIRE life to have sex.. just wait it out. Don't give into pRessuRe, Hun. You shouldn't EVER EVER EVER EVER engage in activies which make you feel uncomfoRtable, and absolutely NOBODY has the Right to foRce you... just use youR head, and think of youR OWN well being heRe... ♥

♥[?]♥ Ok, there is this one guy that I know likes me. But I don't like him. We are really really good friends. How can I tell him I don't like him without hurting him?
Chances aRe he will be huRt no matteR what you say, so just be polite and be honest. Tell him you appReciate his company and you like having him aRound, it's just you do not see him in the same view as he sees you. Tell him that a Relationship between the two of you would simply be pointless if only ONE paRtneR is willing to commit; now... what type of Relationship would THAT be, ya know?? IF you explain it to him LIKE SO, I'm shoRe he will undeRstand and accept that it's foR the best.
Goodluck to you; hopefully eveRything woRks out! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey! I really wanna give my BF a BJ but i've never given one and i'm soo afraid i'm gonna hit it with my teeth! Does anyone have any tips on how NOT to hit it with your teeth and such? thanx!
Uhm, you Really shouldn't woRRie about this; it's actually an easy thing to avoid; you will see once you begin to do it. HoweveR, if you'd like some tips and techniques foR going about this whole thing... don't hesitate to ask, as I have a lengthy and descRiptive answeR.. ;D

♥[?]♥ im 13 i have never kissed n i dont no what to do!
This isn't a big deal. why do anything?? But if this helps you feel betteR: I have many fRiends who aRe 20 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't eveR had a Relationship befoRe!!!! Honestly, theRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because some of youR fRiends might have done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You'Re only 13, Hun - you have PLENTY of time still. TRuthfull, it's NOT as big of a deal as you might assume. HoweveR, if theRe's someone you know well and may slightly like, and you figuRe he just doesn't feel the same, then you *DEFINITELY* need to confRont him on this. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if he likes you oR not; you can *ASSUME* he does all you want... but you'll neveR know exactly how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lovely face. And if you'd like to spRing foR new guys entiRely, just tRy going up to one and giving it youR all! Just RemebeR to always be confident, and to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! See, I have NOOO pRoblem appRoaching people, because I believe that I can do anything, so I just push my feaRs aside and go foR it!! I'll walk up to some man in the mall and tell him flat out, "You'Re hot"... and it always gets us talking. Why does it always get us talking?? Because confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. It's just a good ice bReakeR, you see? And even if he's involved, oR not wanting a Relationship at the moment, any man who is a QUARTER of a man will speak with you foR just having enough guts to go foR it! I have complete faith in you; and I think you should too.

♥[?]♥ ok so i finger my self at night in bed, so usually im not horny ... so what stuff can i think about toget me real horny so i can finger my self, cause i dont like doing it just for the heck of it!
Well when you do this at night, aRe you THINKING about anything sexual??? If not.. THERE'S an idea. Is it possible you could look at poRn sites??? Sex stoRy sites??? Is theRe a guy you like you can think about??? OR why do it at all?? I'm ceRtainly not knocking it, oR you, but you seem like you'Re just doing it because you feel you have an obligation to.. and it shouldn't be this way.

EitheR way, good luck to you!
Hopefully I've been of some assistance heRe! ♥

♥[?]♥ im 13, ive never had my period. i had discharge almost every day in may. but now i never get discharge or my period. is that normal? help
You'Re fine; just wait it out; it'll happen. Til then, no woRRies! :D

♥[?]♥ Ok, there are alot of gals who wear their shorts with holes in them. And they do not wear grannie pannies. They wear thongs. So it is gross seeing their butt. Do you think I should just go up and say " Hey I can see your butt cheek" or what?
You have two options:

1. Mind your own business, and ignore it.
2. Bitch slap their skanky ass!!!!!!

Goodluck deciding!! :D

♥[?]♥ What can you use for masterbating besides your fingers?
Hmm.. how 'bout:

- hairbrush
- turkey boaster
- flashlight
- handle of a ladle!
- handle of a screw driver

There's actually a lot if you get creative and keep an open mind. Just wonder around your house seeing everything as a penis; shorely something will look satisfying. :)

♥[?]♥ can you masterbate from your ya know butt and what do ya do it with
You Ram objects [oR fingeRs] inside, just as you would the vagina...

♥[?]♥ does anyone know what techno song this is...

"oooh baby, love me right, let me love you till the morning light"

thx.
Honestly, I seaRched foR a Really long time, and the closet thing I could come up wit was:

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/U-Make-Me-Wanna-lyrics-Blue/F222D3954ABB4D3F48256C6700052D47

I'm not shoRe if that's it though, soRRie; least I tRied foR ya!! :D

♥[?]♥ How do you get icons for you xanga site?
You seaRch thRough the BLOGRINGS. I have found a few sites foR you:

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HOLLYWOOD_iiCONS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=L0SER_KIDS_IC0NS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=vintagexmemoryxxicons

Hope this is of some use! :)

♥[?]♥ i have a big nose how to i make it smaller with out makeup or surgery I RATE HIGH
Without cosmetic suRgeRy, theRe is no way to make youR nose smalleR. If it helps any, I have a suck ass honkeR, too.. =/

♥[?]♥ Does it bother anyone else when the members of this site give smartass answers, like "Well that sucks", "Your dumb", "I have no idea". This website keeps getting more and more of these users and personally it bugs me. Anyone else agree?
I agree, yes.


Let's harm them!

♥[?]♥ is soda pop REALLY that bad for you? I'm on a diet and I get sick of water.. I like diet pop! My boyfriend says he will never drink it because its so bad... true? false?
This is VERY tRue! Soda is LOADED with sugaR!! It's EXTREMELY fattening, and it stains youR teeth! And think of how much soda soda-loveRs actually consume!??! I mean, who actually only has ONE little can if plenty moRe is available!?! PeRsonally, I have not had a single sip of soda in yeaRs and yeaRs! If you'Re a big on soda, and you completely 100% cut it out of youR diet foR two whole weeks stRaight, you will see a big weight loss. My fRiend did this.. ONLY stopped dRinking soda, and didn't exeRcise any moRe than she noRmally did! She dRank soda alllll of the time, but afteR two weeks of cold tuRkey, she lost 12 pounds....

Hopefully.. this.. helps????
♥ Mackenzie!! ♥

♥[?]♥ does anyone know quotes that have to do with liking someone that you never thought you'd like?
You'Re BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx


Hopefully this helps ya!! Happie hunting!! ♥

♥[?]♥ ok there is this guy on myspace thats wants me to hang out with him. i don't know if i should. i know my mother wouldn't agree with it, so what should i do?? is it good to meet someone from online??
WhetheR oR not it's "Good" to meet someone online is an opinion. I can tell you Right now that it *IS* a Risk. One that COULD end with the pRice of youR life; you just neveR know. I've met a couple people off line, and some of them had bRutal, disgusting intentions, so I do not Recommend it.... =/

♥[?]♥ my boyfriends sister is tryin to kill herself bc her used to be boyfriend cheated on her and used her for sex and in the end she found otu he is engaged to one of her friends and she has been wit him 4 about 5 months and noe since it is over she has been puttin neddles in herself and takin pills i have tryed talkin to her and told her to stop and that she is hurtin all the people around her but she still wont stop she says it is makin her happy. someone please help me stop her.. i dont know what to do anymore. i ran out of advice to give her so i need ur guys help.
I know this pRobably isn't the answeR you weRe hoping foR, but pRoblems like this aRe way to seRious to be dealt with at home. I suggest looking into some soRt of tReatment centeR foR heR.. she needs it. :)


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