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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ can you give me a link to a xanga site where there are a lot of icons and i'll tell you what they look like
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HOLLYWOOD_iiCONS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=L0SER_KIDS_IC0NS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=vintagexmemoryxxicons

♥[?]♥ ok there is a song by ja rule i am pretty sure it is old but i was wondering if someone knew one of his songs that goes. "every thug needs a lady" does anyone know the name of it? thanks!
It's by JA RULE, yes. It's titled "DOWNH ASS BITCH".


LYRICS can be found at:
- http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/ja-rule/68319.html

♥[?]♥ hey you've seen porn right? well I'm a porn addict and I don't want to be can I delete all the porn addresses i have and how
thanx so much!!!
Hey, yeah I watch porn. :) You say you "don't want to be".. why not? I'm not knocking you there, I just think there is nothing wrong with looking at porn. It's there SO THAT people can watch. Sex is a natural and healthy part of life.. it's no biggie. I watch it, I'll shout it to the world. I'm well known for that on this site, and honestly.. I wouldn't have it any other way..

And yes you can. Just go to "TOOLS".. "INTERNET OPTIONS" and under "HISTORY" click "CLEAR HISTORY". This will erase everything in your search bar. :)

♥[?]♥ alright i have a problem sweating and its really gross what can i do for it....will it ever stop
This is a big pRoblem foR me also, so I know how you feel; I've been theRe, and it's not good. I Reccommend using an anti-peRspiRant deodoRant, followed by RegulaR baby powdeR. The anti-peRspiRant of couRse helps to Reduce sweating, oR at least is said to, but in ouR case... neveR does. Then with the assistance of applying baby powdeR Right oveR the deodoRant, the poRes undeR youR aRm close, theRefoRe, moRe oR less tRapping the sweat in, so to speak. Honestly, this almost ALWAYS woRks foR me, but theRe *ARE* days when it's simply not good enough, and that can be a pain in the ass, so I usually make a point of caRRying some soRt of jacket. HeaRing that, theRe's this pRoduct people aRe talking about on this site, and even adveRtised on television called CeRtainDRi. Now, they say it can be puRchased at Wal-gReens, RiteAid, CVS, and WalmaRt, howeveR, EVERY SINGLE TIME I've been to the stoRe looking foR it, I neveR seen it on the shelves. NatuRally, this leads me to ask an employee wheRe I can find it, and they *always* tell me they've neveR heaRd of it, and they do not caRRy the pRoduct... which just leaves you speechless and with a feeling of, 'what now?' If the pRoblem peRsists, peRhaps you should consult a physician, who can supply you with pRopeR medication. Also, he can give you shots that kind of close up youR poRes, so sweating neveR Really happens again. I'm not shoRe if that's an option foR you, but I Recommend asking him foR moRe info. But whateveR you decide to do, goodluck fRom someone who knows EXACTLY what you'Re going thRough!! Hopefully I've been of some help; know that you can always come back to me if you need anotheR opinion. =D

♥[?]♥ hi i have a problem every time i right click and then click on properties there are none of those arrow things so it won't work on my column and my mom says i can't register at photo bucket can you help me and i've been reading some of your advice on msn icons and theres this part where it says place it in the following code where i tell you to what the hell does that mean thanx
That means copy EXACTLY what I write, and put in in your BIO box.

< img src="URL HERE" >

Only connect those two arrows to the rest of the code by delete those two EMPTY spaces. And replace the URL HERE part with the actual picture URL.

This is Melanie, is it not? I've tried to help you soooo much in the past. If you don't get it by now, you never will, Hun. the only thing I can suggest is just giving me your password to Advicenators, and letting me do it for you...

♥[?]♥ i asked vballbabe021, and she told me to ask you because you are her #1 reccomended columnist. i hope you can help me..
so heres the question i asked her:
i have a myspace, and i cant decorate it or anything, and i was wondering if you could help me out, or if you knew anyone who is really good at that stuff, and could help me customize mine. sorry that its not a "real" problem, i just didnt know where i could get the help. thanks so much. i'm not a member, but i would rate you high if you eve bothered to answer this. :)
__i've already tried to search for people on MYSPACE to help me but they all cost money, and you have to donate. i wanted someone i could just ask to make me something the way i want, or help me learn how to make it how i want. thank you so much if you answer or could give me any help. :)
They have FREE websites to totally deck out your MySpace. I shall link you to some:



- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create
^^^^^^^ I PERSONALLY recommend that one. It's really simple and quick - it has the potential to turn your page from ordinary to EXTRAORDINARY!!!

- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php

- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm

- http://www.pimpwebpage.com/






For color codes, check out:
- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/




For some other next things you can do to it, check out:
- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet/




Goodluck to you, hopefully this has been of some help. If you'd like further assistance, know that you can always come to me, as I have a MySpace as well. ♥

♥[?]♥ hey do you know anything about changing the back ground on a myspace? i just got one and all my firends have them to but they don't know how to and neither do i =/ i just wanted to change the background b.c mines really plain so any advice would be great! thankss!
You use an HTML code. The code is:

< style type="text/css" >
body {
background-color:black;
background-image: url("PUT YOUR URL CODE HERE");
background-attachment: none;
}
< / style >


Okay, now... you must fiRst get the URL of youR pictuRe. If it's ONLINE, you can RIGHT CLICK it, and copy EVERYTHING in the "(URL)ADDRESS" paRt. Then PASTE that into the code above wheRe I put "PUT YOUR URL CODE HERE"


THEN.. you see the "< / style >" at the end?? Well.. DELETE ALLLLLLLLLLLL of the EMPTY SPACES, bRinging that little piece ALLLLL togetheR [eveRything WITHIN the < and >, ya know?]


THEN.. at the veRy TOP of the code... you see:
"< style type="text/css" >" Just DELETE the TWO empty spaces sepaRating the < and > fRom the Rest of the code, you see???



I have a MySpace too, so don't be afRaid to ask foR help; I'll undeRstand! :D

♥[?]♥ ok im 13/f and ive never done anything bad but last night me and my boyfriend did a lot of stuff..it felt really gooa at the time but today i dont feel good..is something wrong with me?
Aww, nooo.. nothing is wRong with you AT ALL. PeRhaps you just feel alittle guilty about last night's engagements, and theRe's absolutely NOTHING wRong with feeling this way - many people do afteR theiR fiRst sexual encounteR. HoweveR, it's Really no big deal, Hun. Sexual intimacy is a nautRal and healthy paRt of life; we all long foR it, and we all expeRience it at SOME point oR anotheR. TheRe Really is no Reason to feel bad. You'll be fine, I pRomise!! :)

♥[?]♥ 14/f

How often should you change the your razor head for shaving your legs/under arms/pubic area? There's nothing on the box. I use Venus if that helps.
Really, it doesn't say on the box?? Uhm, I would say eveRy 8-12 days would be an appRopRiate time fRame. :)

♥[?]♥ What is Emo? I hear every1 saying it, but i am clueless.
"Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle."
Taken from:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo

Hopefully this clarifies!!

♥[?]♥ i just found out that my love is diabetic. i have no idea what it means. can anyone please tell me what it means? does drinking alcohol make it worst?
A Diabetic is someone with Diabetes. Diabetes is a diesease, that comes in two different severities, known as Type 1, and Type 2. For more information on Diabetes, check out the following sites I've found for you:
- http://www.diabetes.ca/Section_About/thefacts.asp
- http://www.seniorpro.com/library/articles/shws19990123.htm
- http://www.diabetes.com/WPGEWeb/controller/TopicHomepageView?commandExecuted=/EntryPoint&returnCode=0
- http://www.kidney.org/general/aboutdisease/diab.cfm


Hopefully this helps you some. :)

♥[?]♥ I ounce went out with this girl, but then she dumped me. I still like this girl but i dont know if she even likes me the littlist, i cant figure out if i should ask her out or just get over her.
Don't ask heR OUT, but just ask heR what she feels towaRds you. Just bluRt it out plain and simple.. quick and easy. PeRhaps you should tell heR how YOU feel fiRst to see heR Reaction, and THEN you'Re moRe than likely going to get asn honest answeR! Goodluck, SoldieR!

♥[?]♥ okay so theres this boy that i really like and i mean like i would die just to be with him and he always says i love you and everything to me and then im like i love you more and i realize im right and that hurts alot..but thats not my point i mean now his friend is telling me he doesnt like me and i feel like im gonna kill myself and like the person i like.. well i went out with him before and he must really be the hottest guy in my city and everyone knows him...and we looked so cute together..so what do i do about it?

Hope you can help thanks
You need to ask HIM how HE feels. He's the ONLY ONE who knows EXACTLY what's in his heaRt. Just because you HEARD it fRom his FRIEND does NOT make it so. Just flat out tell him. Don't beat aRound the bush, just say it. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. I think once YOU have told HIM how YOU feel, you aRe moRe likely to get an HONEST Response foR him; since you would have bRoken the ice, you see? It's Really the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if how he feels about you; you can *ASSUME* his feelings all you want... but you'll neveR actaully know EXACTLY how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom HIM, you see?? And let's assume the woRst and he says he infact DOES NOT like you. Then it's kind of an 'end of stoRy' deal. Bottom line.. you CAN NOT **MAKE** someone like you, as unfoRtunate as that is. And what's the point in foRming a Relationship when only ONE paRtneR holds Romantic feelings foR the otheR?? I hate to tell you this, but I think you should be faiR to YOURSELF by accepting and Respecting his feelings. Then I think you should tRy to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt, and keep tRuckin' on. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to somoene who won't give you theiRs??? 'Love' is RecipRocal; meaning, it's NOT just one-sided. Relationships RequiRe a 120% effoRt fRom *BOTH* paRtneRs, and without that.. you've got nothing. I wish you all of the best.

♥[?]♥ I have a rat. And i was wondering from anyone who knows anything about them. What can be done or given to a rat to keep it amused. I open the cage everyday and let him run up my bookcase(where his cage is situated) but I don't know if this is efficient enough? Anything would be appreciated.
Thanks a lot,
Anthony
What an odd question. :)

I looked online foR you, and came up with a few sites you might find helpful, they list some ideas foR you:
- http://www.afrma.org/rminfo1.htm
- http://www.foundationtv.co.uk/brilliantcreatures/ser6/show7item1.html
- http://worldkids.net/critters/mischief/ratdom.htm
- http://www.nfrs.org/company.html


Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ Has anyone here seen the musical "Pippin"? If so, I would like to know which character sang "My Corner of the Sky"? The lyrics are something like this: "Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly I've got to be where my spirit can run free I have to find my corner of the sky!"
"CoRneR Of The Sky" was peRfoRmed by Scott CoulteR, though I'm not shoRe what CHARACTER he was.



LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/pippin/cornerofthesky.htm



You can heaR it in it's .MIDI foRmat at:
http://www.hamienet.com/11881.mid


Hope.. this.. helps??? :)

♥[?]♥ Ok, so at my Bat-Mitzvah, we did a song called the Cotton Eye Joe. I have the music, but I want to know the dance. I remember it as 3 steps right, 3 stteps left, then knee knee knee clap clap clap, then u high 5ed but missed so it went miss miss and then like a freak dance thing. Is this the correct dance? Did I leave a major part out?? Help!
Well I looked a website up foR you, and I believe it lists the steps. Hopefully this is of some use to you:
- http://www.dataflo.net/~terpsichore/Mini_Pages/CEJ.html

Goodluck!! :D

♥[?]♥ I've been reading this site for awhile now and up until I got to this site, I never realized the magnitude of idiots cutting themselves.

What the hell is the allure of slicing metal, glass or whatever into your skin?

"Oh god, life sucks, and I feel so bad. What should I do?"

Its like the people here take half of the advice here seriously and because they can't help themselves through simple problems they do something stupid and nearly suicidal.

"I know what I can do, I can inflict injuries to myself - because a double negative is a positive right? Thats what I learned in English class!"

Enlighten me?
Some people are weak retards. Simple as that?

♥[?]♥ how do girls masturbate?
They Ram objects into theiR "pRivate paRts", Rub theiR "clitoRis" and sometimes gRind against things... :)

♥[?]♥ okay just a couple of weeks ago i had to go to the hospital fer a few weeks and they found out i have FSGS a form of kidney disease..and now i have to take steroids (not the kind fer sports and making you strong) but they have all these really bad effects on me and body swelling is one of them my face and stomach are really swollen and it makes me feel really uncomfortable taking pictures or going swimming...

should i feel this way??
While I don't have kidney disease, I have a condition like that as well. I can absolutely 100% see WHY you would feel that way; howeveR you Really SHOULDN'T. It's nothing you can help, and you KNOW this. Why aRe you so uncomfoRtable with it?? Who will see you?? I would imagine since youR family KNOWS the situation, they wouldn't hold it against you oR make fun of you. And if you'Re afRaid to go out in public, just bRush off any negative looks you might Receive - that's just pooR, Rude, behavioR fRom ignoRant people lacking eveRy last clue as to what is wRong.. people you don't want ANYTHING to do with ANYHOW! Bottom line, if you FEEL good, you LOOK good, and no one should be able to bRing you down!! You'Re beautiful, and things will be okay, I pRomise!! Know that you can always come to me if you eveR feel the need; I'll always be heRe! :)

♥[?]♥ I need some ways to get out of going to my 13 yr. old brothers baseball games! I RATE WELL!
Say you have a HUGE headache. PRetend youR knees huRts. ThRow youRself in a ditch to spRain youR ankle. Say you have Athelete's Foot, and youR feet need to dRy out. OR why not say you don't want to go? Goodluck.. :)


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