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Hey I dont get what the notice means?! There making a new site? And if any one knows, whats the new site?

The site is just going to be moved to another server, and will be under management of a fellow advicenator, DangerNerd. The only changes to the site will be improvements, and everything will pretty much remain the same.

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im trying to learn how to play a guitar.but not like a guitar with an amp. like a country music guitar, if that makes sense. any websites to learn the strings and stuff?.thx in advance :)

Its called an Acoustic guitar. :P And try taborama.com. Look around, there's links on there to all kinds of guitar help sites.

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Well so I have to go to a thing tonite for one of my neighbors hu is going away to overnight camp. It is in their yard or their house (if it rains) and I have no idea what to wear. If u need more info I am on advicenators just ask me a question.
Thanks,
Brunette27

Well, seeing as you're with your friends, just wear what you normally would! They all know you, so I dont think you'd be trying to impress people. But I can offer you advice to some extent - seeing as I'm pretty sure the entire country is going through somewhat of a heat wave, make sure you wear something that will keep you cool if the party is outside. Don't wear too much makeup, if you wear makeup, because if you get hot it could run. Just keep it casual, comfortable, and cool. Hope I helped!

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i just want to sya i love this website,and that it has inspired me to start my own advice column at my school!!i really want 2 b/c i like giving out advice and seeing people happy!!!, but i have to talk to the dean about it..and i don't know want to say b/c i want him to take me seriously and not laugh in my face...i'm really nervous..b/c i don't want to make the dean mad b/c i'm his assistant,and i'm freaking out!!!!!! what do i say to make him take me seriously????? please help!!! i'll rate 5's for any help!! thanks!!! -nervous girl

Conversation you could have with your Dean:

Hi, I was wondering if you have ever considered having a school advice column. I think it would be a very good idea, and people at school would really enjoy it. It would be completely anonomous, the person giving advice and the person getting advice. If you decide to approve this idea, I will take full responsibility of it, since it was my idea, but I will always come to you first before I make any major desisions. With some minor help on the part of whoever makes the school website, to get all the HTML up and ready, and a link from the schools website to the advice column, I think that I would be able to take this on. I'd be willing to do a test period, student surveys, whatever needed to get this approved. Thanks for your time.

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my photobucket account was deleted! I was on there this morning...uploading pictures...now I try to sign in and it says there no such account. I DO have the right username and password. and I had pictures on my myspace from my photobucket that arent there anymore. HELP!

Photobucket accounts are deleted if you violate their terms, or if theres something innapropriate. You can make a new account, but your old one is gone for good. Sorry!

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ok so i'm going to a green day concert in october and i dont know what to wear. have any ideas anyone?
*ill rate high*

First of all, don't wear a studded belt, they make you take it back to your car, or you have to throw it away. (Not kidding, I went to a Green Day concert in May..) and trust me hun, nobody is looking at you, they're looking at Billie, Mike, and Tre, not what you're wearing. So wear something comfy, and something thats going to keep you cool, because it gets hot in there.

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On April 2ed I got my ears pierced for a second time (second holes) well they still haven't healed yet. The girl said when she was done 6 weeks but its been about 4 months. My first holes healed kinda slow too but not this slow. Do you think there is something wrong? Or maybe there is a way to speed it up.
P.S. I didn't use any solution to clean it after I got it done other than peroxide it every few days, if that helps.

Sometimes, if you don't clean it every day, it stays moist inside your ears and then they don't heal as fast. Start cleaning your ears once in the morning, and once at night. Use peroxide in the morning, and though it might burn, use rubbing alchohol at night. That will help dry it out, and help it to heal faster. But you have to stay dilligent about cleaning them! Hope I helped!

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does limewire & bearshare give you viruses??

They're both filesharing programs, therefore, can both give you viruses. Anything that shares files with other computers - without an official scanning process (which neither has) can give you a virus or spyware. They're alright to use, just make sure you check your computer with anti-virus and anti-spyware (I reccomend either Norton or McAfee) frequently.

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what are good types of hair gel/moose for when you scrunch up your hair and it makes it look curly/wavy
i rate HIGH!!!!!!! plz help!!

I use "Frisky" gel by the Catwalk brand, right after I get out of the shower, and it works amazingly well. Its about 14 dollars a bottle, but well worth it.

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When do you first start going to the gynecologist?

Either when you become sexually active, or when you turn 18, whatever comes first, as a general guideline. The only other time you would go before one of those things happens is if you think there is a problem. Hope I helped!

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(FOR THE LADIES)
What could a guy do to get your attention and make you feel like the most special girl in the world?

Tell them you think they're beautiful - and MEAN it. Make comments about how nice they look that day, or how much you enjoy being with them. That always makes a girl feel special.

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im so scared, okay in a few months im getting a tonsiectimy(sp?) im getting my tonsils out. and im going to be on my period during it!! im really secretive about my periods..can they operate on me while im on it? i have to get anisteshia(sp?) that will put me to sleep

Being on your period will not affect the anesthesia, or any other part of the operation. Its a relatively minor surgery, there's very, very, few things that would hold off the surgery, and a period is definantly not one of them. ;) Good luck!

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what are some good songs that were popular in 1990-2000?

Umm I don't know that it was entirely popular, but it definantly goes with the time frame! - Anthem For The Year 2000 by Silverchair

And some other popular ones were -

Fly - Lenny Kravitz
Good Riddance - Green Day
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

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I just inserted my first tampon about an hour and 15 minutes ago. Well, half of the string is covered in blood and i still have blood dripping out into a pad. Why is it doing this? IS the tampon full already?? I used a playtex gentle glide regular if it helps. I also have a heavy flow. Should i take the tampon out or what?

If your flow is heavy, you need a bigger tampon. Simple as that. ;) Only use the size you need though, because if you use one thats too big you could get TSS. Hope I helped! ♥

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I don't think I'm that fat...but I do have a belly that hangs out and I do have large thighs. I was wondering if anyone knew any excersizes for this....

For your belly, crunches and side crunches will be good, and for your thighs, hip adductions and abductions.

I think you should know what crunches are..side crunches you just go over to the side and lift the opposite leg up, hip adductions are where you push your thighs in (if you don't have access to a gym, put your hands on the inside of your thighs and press against them as hard as you can, and make your thighs work to go back together) and hip abductions are exactly the opposite, put your hands on the outside of your thighs and push out. Hope I helped! ♥

Ps - the best thing would be to go to a gym, it will get you alot farther. ;)

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omfg!!! i have the worst cramps ever today!! i took ib profen already and that didnt work!

i need some way to get rid of them or make them not so bad!

ik ppl say working out helps..but there is no way in hell im working out with this bad of cramps!

HELP!!

ill rate 5s!

I get the same thing every month..and I know, it sucks. Just try putting a hot water bottle on it (if you don't have a REAL hot water bottle, or a rice pillow or anything, empty out a plastic soda bottle and fill it with hot water) and lay it on your tummy. Try keeping your mind off it, and take a nap if you can. Hope I helped! ♥

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I know this is a hard question... but how do you read tabs??? Can you please explain? Thanks a lot in advance!

Alright - well there are several different types of tabs...but I'll assume you're talking about guitar. The lines are as if you were looking down at your guitar:

High E-----------------
B-----------------
G-----------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
Low E-----------------


The lines indicate strings, and the numbers represent the fret to press down on.

High E-----3-----------
B-----------------
G-----------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
Low E-----------------


That ^ would mean that you play the high E string with the third fret held down. A "0" indicates an open string.

You read from right to left. So if this were in a piece of music:
High E--3--------------
B-----5-----------
G-----------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
Low E-----------------


You would play the 3 on high E first, and then the 5 on B second, and so on with more numbers.

If there were to be more than one number in a row, you would play both at the same time:
High E-3---------------
B-0---------------
G-0--------------
D-0---------------
A-2---------------
Low E-3---------------

That would be the G chord.

There are also more markings to make the music sound more complex, such as slide up (/), slide down (\) hammering, and more. If you need more help, email me at soccerfan728@sbcglobal.net. Hope I helped! ♥


I just looked at my answer and the lines got well..misaligned so copy my answer and line them up right, and then it won't look like I'm talking crazy and contradicting myself. :P

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Does anyone have any tips about make up for the summer?

Go LIGHT on the makeup, for one. Since you sweat more in the summer, the more makeup you use the more your pores get clogged. Use a foundation (if you absolutely have to have foundation) that has at least an spf 10 to help save your face from the sun. Use an oil-reducing powder, or at least a non comodenic or whatever (you'll know it when you see it) one. Other than that, just use nice light colors because it really makes you look good in the sun. Hope I helped! ♥

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I've been losing alot of weight lately & I hate how it's leaving stretch marks. Any pointers?

Palmers Shea and Cocoa Butter lotion works really good on stretch marks. I'd give that a try. It also makes your skin feel really soft!

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i'm an american, and i want to know what "chavs" are... in like england and the uk and stuff. who are they and what do they do?

Chavs are the kids that walk around in track suits and burberry hats all the time and just think they're all that and a bag of chips.

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