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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i am just wondering why people put lemon juice in there hair. i am not bein mean but i just wanna know what it does
thanks
You squirt lemon juice on a comb, and then run it through your hair. THEN, you sit in the hot sun for about two hours daily for two weeks straight, it will 'lighten' or 'high light' your hair... It's just another way of getting something for close to nothing. :)

♥[?]♥ is my hair supposed to feel this um hard nd gross after applying lemon juice (its dry now)? nd can i put it up nd brush it?
I suppose it IS common for your hair to feel alittle 'gross' afterwards. It's safe to put it up of course, but I'd wash it first, personally. :)

♥[?]♥ i put lemon juice in my hair

its all dry

may i brush it and put it up?
Were you attempting to lighten it??? You're supposed to squeeze lemon juice on a comb, brush it through your hair. THEN sit outside in the HOT SUN for like 2 hours DAILY for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT.

[EDiTED]
So if you already sat out in the sun, then you're good to brush it, yes. Personally, I'd wash it first, but that's just me??? And I'm not yelling? :)

♥[?]♥ ok so im matured (and beyond ;)) but i still havent had my period. my friend has and shes like "oh you shave your armpits? i dont have to yet" nd all this other stuff like so shes not matured as much as me but yet i KNOW she has it! hmmmmm. . .?

13/f
It doesn't really matter. It's nothing to stress over. Everyone develops at their own individual pace. Just because you might not have commenced your cycle yet, does NOT mean someone else is MORE "mature" than you are. It just means you HAVE NOT STARTED YET, plain and simple. If anything, people should be JEALOUS that YOU don't have to put up with some of the hassles and annoyances of being a female and THEY do! :D

♥[?]♥ How many girls/boys masterbate at the age of 13-15? Do younger people do it too? Just curious..
MILLIONS of people ages 13-15 masturbate. MILLIONS of people in the world choose to masturbate, and just about EVERY LAST PERSON has done this BEFORE...

♥[?]♥ does anyone know how to make really good smokey eyes like how they have it in the magazines and stuff?
Yeahhhh, it's easy! First, you simply put on the color eye shadow you wish to wear. Then, using a brush with bristles, dab a bit of gray eye shadow OVER it!! It's quick and easy, not to mention gorgeous; I *NEVER* leave the house without it!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok. i have this boyfriend who i really like. thing is other people dont like him. well some people do but most people just dont. and im sick and tired of hearing this people. and i just feel like punchin them sometimes because if a friends of mine had a boyfriend that i dont like i dont go around saying it. PLEASE help do something about this. im so confused :(
Why is this even a problem?? Either suck it up and ignore these people, or tell them to shut their fat mouths before it catches my fist!!! It's YOUR decision, NOT THERE'S!! THEY'RE not even the ones that have to 'go out' with him, YOU ARE; THEREFORE, it's YOUR decision, NO ONE ELSES!!!! I understand how this would annoy and upset you, Hun, but HONESTLY.. are you ALWAYS going to live YOUR life for OTHER people??? Why do you care sooooo much about the opinions of the people who can sit there and flap their fucking gums talking down something that brings you happiness????? If this really bothers you THAT much, then SAY SOMETHING TO THEM!!! If *YOU* aren't willing to stand up for *YOURSELF* then NO ONE ELSE will!!!! Does your boyfriend even KNOW that "people don't like him"??? Maybe he doesn't even know. Or better yet, maybe he just doesn't CARE!! And if HE isn't bothered by it, YOU should not be bothered by it. You can't spend your whole life trying to impress others and meet everyone's approval - life just doesn't work like that!

♥[?]♥ i need a website that has anime music like from the shows fullmetal alchemist or wolf's rain for your advice column!!! any suggestions??? plz help!
thanks! ^O^
A music code is an HTML code. [Most] HTML codes are not currently being accepted on advice columns, sorrie.. =/

♥[?]♥ my photobucket account was deleted! I was on there this morning...uploading pictures...now I try to sign in and it says there no such account. I DO have the right username and password. and I had pictures on my myspace from my photobucket that arent there anymore. HELP!
I don't know WHAT'S going on with that, Hun. I DO know that you're NOT the only one having problems, as I just discovered I'm ikn the same boat NO MORE than ten minutes ago.... =/ I think it's just a glitch. Just be patient, and check again in a few hours. :)

♥[?]♥ My b/f is really nice but shy b/c im his 1st g/f and all mi friends think i should go with this other guy that is lik mi best friend and i lik him ALOT and every1 thinks he liks me so wut do i do ??

I would rather go out with the other guy b/c mi b/f started 2 get kinda stupid!! and the other guy tlks 2 me alot and we hang everyday at school!! EVERY1 tells me 2 go out with the other guy b/c we r such a good couple and he showed me that he liked me bi wen i said i had a b/f he put his head down and looked REALLY SAD and didnt tlk 2 me that much and gave me his # !! Wut should i do ???
I know this seems like a crappie answer, but it all seems so simple and easy to me. Do what makes you happie - you're obviously unhappie with the current relationship if you have feelings for someone else, so put an end to it and move on..
♥ ♥ ♥

♥[?]♥ what does "getting wet" mean? i know...its embarrassing

13/f
It's when a female is arroused. She'll notice moisture in the 'private'.

♥[?]♥ what are some flirty sweet names to call a guy besides sexy or baby???
Uhm...

Love
Pookie
Snchookums
Hun
Gorgeous
Babe
Stud
Dear
Sweetie
Handsome -my favorite
Hunk

I'm not shore if any of these work for YOU, but hopefully they gave you something to run off of. :)

♥[?]♥ 16/f. This is been going on for about a week now. Every so often during the day, my back & chest/stomache has this like, burning feeling... and then it'll go away. But its like an irritation. But it'll go away and then it'll come back like 10 minutes later. What is this? I haven't changed any products like soap or anything, so I don't think I'm allergic to anything. The only thing I can think of, is that I've been using tanning lotion (I've been tanning outside)... but I've been using it for about 4-5 weeks and this only started a week ago. Whats wrong?
Oh God. I have noooooooo idea. And I know answering this seems pointless, but I felt I must express my sympathy. I doubt it's the tanning oil if you've been using it so long and you are only NOW experiencing this. Is this a painful feeling?? Have you been running a fever?? Is there a loss of apetite??? I think it's best to have a DOCTOR disgnosis this, Hun! I'm sorrie this is happening, but I hope you feel better!!! =/

♥[?]♥ 13
omg theres this guy... we went out 2 times.. and i still can't get over him.. how can i find away to get over this guy.!
The best way to get over someone is to find someone new..

♥[?]♥ I'm trying to lose some weight, and I haven't noticed any results. I havent been eating much and I've been exercising everyday for a while now. Is there any way to increase my metabolism? Good diets? Exercises? Anything helpful! Thanks~~~ :D
We'll staRt out with the obvious: exeRcises. A few good activities that can simply assist in poRpoRtioning the body in it's ENTIRTY would be anything that gets the blood ciRculation goin', such as jogging, jumping jacks, jumping Rope, and walking, and bicycle walking. Also, 'tis the season of wateR aeRobics, and they will woRk like a CHARM!!





And if you'd like to taRget youR tummie specifically, tRy doing a couple hundRed sit ups oR cRunches. I know, I know, I know.. 'a couple hundRed' is A LOT, but if you bReak it up into sessions, it's not that difficult, tRust me. I'm the Queen of lazy fuckeRs, so if I can do this, YOU can do this! :P





And to tone youR ass and thighs, do leg lifts. To do these, stand up stRaight, and slowly move youR leg -ONLY YOUR LEG- backwaRds. Like, say you'Re going to kick something, but kick BARKWARDS, and DON'T BEND YOUR KNEES!! Make sense???




To tone youR arms, take two dum bells [whicheveR weight woRks foR you.. even if 3 pounds]. Put one in each aRm, and stand up stRaight with youR feet shouldeR-width apaRt. BRing the dum bells up to youR chest with youR elbows folded out [like TaRzan pounding his chest-soRt of motion, ya know?] Then at a MEDIUM speed... extend youR aRms out to the side, and slowly bRing them back in. You can do two at a time to help balance the stRength build up and toning, oR do one at a time if it's easieR. THIS DOES CUH-RRRRAZZIIEEEEEEE AMOUNTS OF MIRCALE!!!!!!!!!! If you do it foR at least 20 minutes a day you'll see a GIGANTIC diffeRence in a week TOPS. I do them all the time; it's fun!!




Also, pRoviding you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bRead [substitute it with wheat], cake pRoducts, ice cReam, hambuRgeRs, and soda... [if you'Re used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR diffeRence the fiRst two weeks, ALONE. My fRiend did it.. and we weRe both shocked to all hell!



You can find lists of healthy foods at:

-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp




As you pRobably alReady know, it's best to eat SEVERAL SMALL poRtions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two houRs lateR have a few cRakeRs, and an houR lateR have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so foRth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs youR body time to digest it pRopeRly. You see how that's betteR than eating one oR two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not buRn the caloRies quick enough, and then just quits, adding body fat.






But of couRse weight loss takes time.... you just have to stay committed, and have the dRive to keep it up. TRy to keep youRself busy... and sleep as often as possible... these things keep youR mind busy and off food. I can't Really say how long it will take; I suppose that diffeRs fRom peRson to peRson. It Really just depends on how much weight you'Re looking to shed. I'd say you could lose 10 to 20 pounds in a month; that's veRy possible.....


Goodluck to you though!! Hopefully I've been of some assistance heRe!!

Know that you can *always, *always, *always come back if you eveR feel the need!

♥[?]♥ ok, well i am 13, 5'4" and i weigh 123lbs.Is that ok, cause my sister is 16, the same height, and 110 lbs. am i over weight???
Oh My God, nooo, not at ALL!!! I don't even see why it matters? I'm shore you're beautiful as you are. Don't worrie about matching up to someone else, or meeting someone's standards or expectations. I realize that just because a bunch of people TELL YOU you are NOT overweight helps a little bit, but chances are it ultimately will not change how YOU feel about YOURSELF. Are you an active girl??? Muscle DOES weigh more than fat, ya know. But honestly, don't even worrie about it, Hun. Bottom line, if you FEEL good, you LOOK good. :D

♥[?]♥ im fat and its hard to lose wieght and i want to be poul,ar how can i be?
You don't HAVE TO be 'thin' to be popular. Just be friendly, be talkative, and mind your manners. Smile often too, as smiles are definitely noticed!! It's not about being the prettiest, or the one with the most expensive clothes, it's about having CONFIDENCE!! Confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. Just believe in yourself, and appreciate who you are. I'm shore people around you will pick up on this and gravitate towards you. :)

♥[?]♥ hey im not comfortable(sp?) writting this but i have to know....am i a les or a BI because i mean les sex turns me on and my friends are lesbian so when they kiss i get so turned on but no i dont looke at a girl and think i like her or something......and i son know if i am a les or a BI.. help!!!!
Just because you enjoy watching two girls get intimate does NOT make you bisexual OR a lesbian, Hun. It's perfectly fine. If you wanna know something, I watch lesbian porn, and I am COMPLETELY shore of my sexuality -- it's really no big deal. ♥

♥[?]♥ ok so i love "him" he knows it. but he likes "her". i asked him who it was and he wouldnt tell me. then i asked him if it was me and he said "i aint tellin no1". i really want to know who it is and its bothering me so bad. someone please help i rate high!
Aww!! This is sad; I'm soRRie. Well obviously the pRoblem heRe is.. he ALREADY HAS someone; kind of an 'end of stoRy' deal. Bottom line.. you CAN NOT **MAKE** someone like you, as unfoRtunate as that is. And what's the point in foRming a Relationship when only ONE paRtneR holds Romantic feelings foR the otheR?? I hate to tell you this, but I think you should be faiR to YOURSELF by accepting and Respecting his stance with his cuRRent giRlfRiend. Then I think you should tRy to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt, and keep tRuckin' on. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to somoene who won't give you theiRs??? 'Love' is RecipRocal; meaning, it's NOT just one-sided. Relationships RequiRe a 120% effoRt fRom *BOTH* paRtneRs, and without that.. you've got nothing. I wish you all of the best.

♥[?]♥ have you ever gone out with soemone because of there heart and your friends get all amd at you becaus he isnt hott and they have a hotter boy friend and make fun of yours? well i dont no wat to say or do!!!
Why is this even a problem?? Tell your friends to shut their fat mouths before it catches my fist!!! It's YOUR decision, NOT THERE'S!! THEY'RE not even the one that has to 'go out' with him, YOU ARE; THEREFORE, it's YOUR decision, NO ONE ELSES!!!! What kind of friends would sit there and flap their fucking gums talking down something that brings you happiness????? You wanna know what *I* think you should "do"?? Ditch these assholes, or give them a good talking to. Tell them to grow the fuck up, and let them in on a little secret that there's more to a human being than PHYSICAL APPEARANCE! Whatever you decide to do, I wish you the best of luck! :)


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