about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

if you can, give me you're viewpoint on the nature vs. nuture debate i have to write a paper on it

I'm sort of neutral on this. I think that nature is a good teacher; but it can't teach you everything & that is where nurturing comes in.


Nature can teach you to be street smart & whatever else, but being nurtured is what gives you your morals, your thoughts & opinions & your knowledge.


Both can only teach you so much.

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what are some places to hangout at besides movie fair mall bowling car park etc


thanks a bunch ;)

Go downtown, go out to eat, go to the beach, go to a plaza where there's a lot of stores, go to a coffee shop, go to an ice cream shop..

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15/f

I'm mainly attracted to guys but I'm attracted to girls too... I've talked about having sex with girls... And i LOVE being eaten out by my dog... I like the thought of ANY kind of sexual experience (whether it's w/ a man, woman, or animal)


I'd do anything. so am I trisexual?


please don't assume that because i'm 15 I can't know what my orientation is. I passed puberty years ago. just treat this question as if it were coming from an adult.

There's no such thing as tri-sexual I believe. Unless you believe in aliens & ghosts & would love to fuck them too.


However, I suggest you stop having your dog give you oral sex. Beastiality is illegal.

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13/F

I'm emo. I go by the labels in my skool so deal with it. Well, I hear we should waer gith black jeans and cut ourselves. I don't like tight jeans, they make my ass look bigger than it already is, hahaha. And I can barely handle a shot at the doctors place, hahaha, so I can't do either of those things. I don't have to do those things, do I? Don't talk to me about don't cut yourself, I already know that. But I want to know, do I have to? Because, emo means emotional. (Dictionary) Obviously I'm emotional, weirdos. (didn't mean it in a rude way, just proving a point) Can yawls help me???? ^/_\^

Instead of labeling yourself [which is really pathetic], why don't you find out who you are. You're obviously not into what people are stereotyping you as, and you're not into what you're labeling yourself as, so why be that? Be yourself. Find out what you like & do what you like.


And no, you don't have to cut yourself & wear tight jeans just because society says you have to. Fuck society. Do things your own way. And stop saying "yawls." You sound more rediculous than usual.

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I really don't know what to do. I just feel like dying. I let guys touch me and kiss me and they almost have sex with me. I feel horrible. i'm a whore! I don't really know what to do. Every guy is calling me a whore behind my back. I just want them to have respect for me. Which I know I can't get back. All I wanted was a boyfriend. I have a lot of fun when they're touching me and fingering me. I'm such a whore. I just don't know how I can change things. Any advice?

You're not respecting yourself which is why you don't get respect from other people.


By letting just anyone come touch you & finger you, you're degrading yourself & making yourself seem easy - which you kind of are.


Stop letting people do that shit to you, & then grow up & get some self-respect. You'll get nowhere in life without it.

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Okay so i was sitting next to my friend and she called me fat but she wasway fatter then me and i dont know if im fat what should i do?

Tell your friend to fuck herself, & start hanging out with new people who don't put you down.

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soo there was booyy i met at a party one night ; his names jamal, we started to hangg out alott after that night, aand then we started to date.. everything juss seemed soo perfectt, then i find outt hes moving bak to NY. =[ yeah reall madd, && reallyy upsett ; but we still stuck together. we never faught . maybe once . buh it was rare . so since we knew he was movin bakk ; we didnt stopp tlking or seein eachother less, we just seen eachother more ... an talked more .. i hadd soo many good times with him , he just knew me so well, and he always made me happy, he might not have been the best guy in the world when it camee to school or behaving, buh i didnt caree ; he was everything to me; he was perfect in my eyes ; and i loved him ; still do , -- we would spendd about everynight together .. he'd walk me to the buss and everything ; i \never got annoyed or anything of him like i did with my ex's .. buh then the day came and he was leavin bakk to his hometownn ; well , of course i was with him, we took a walk, we walked to a park, and we sat there for about 3hours , just talking about ecverything possiiable ; we walked and stoppped here and there , it was about 3am whenn we finally went back to his house, and we sayed our goodbyes . i didnt cry ; i didnt wanna cry , i held it in, he whispired in my ear i...i....love yoouu . and then he juss leftt =/ .. yeah well we ended up brakein upp aboutt a month after he moved, cuss i never seen him anymore; and it was hard to keep in touch ; so i ended it , buh i miss him so much - its been aabout 3-4 months since we've been done , and i still havent dated, and everynight. when i say everynight i meann EVERYNIGHT ! id think about him, durin the dayyy, everydayy hes always on my mindd... buh he has a new girl , and he says he loves her, i need to get over him .. i dont knoe how , i tryed everything i can, i dont eatt really, i think its depression, i neever ; EVER cared for someone as much as i care about him.. someone please give me advicee to get over him . i knoww itss never easyy , butt monthss goin by and i still feel the same !

It'sss realllyyyy annoyyinggg whennn youuu addd likeee threee trilllioonnn extraaaa letterrsss toooo everythingggg youuu sayyy!


Future reference, don't type like that. It makes stuff hard to read.

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okay well our school's having the homecoming dance on friday ocotbber 19th and im a freshman so im new at it. that day is also my birthday, so what i was going to do was go to the football game, then homecoming dance and then go out to eat with a bunch of my friends. does this sound like a good idea? what are some ideas i could do for my birthday?

what do you usually wear to homecoming ? is it all fancy? or is it just something casual? since it's my birthday im going to be either wearing a crown, or maybe a pin that says birthday girl or something because i want to celebrate my birthday too!


THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP IN ADVANCE! =]

That sounds really fun. If you still have time, I'd see a movie too.

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would the dance in thriller be considered famous or infamous?

I'd say it's pretty famous.

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What are some thing 2 of my friends and I could do? We're all 15 and it would be 2 guys and 1 girl. Any suggestions besides movies?

thanks :]

- Bowling.
- Mall.
- Go-karting.
- Beach.
- Mini-golfing.

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what does it mean when someone says a guy is "whipped"? and

what does it mean when you call someone a tool?

A guy or a girl can be whipped, it doesn't matter but it means that they would bend over backwards for you, & do anything like go to the moon & back.


And calling someone a tool means you're calling them an idiot, a joke..etc.

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Alright.. wow.
well i was talking to my bf and we've been together almost 4 years, and we havent gotten very intimate. not past 1st base, i've tried to go down on him several times and he just never lets me.
well, today we were asking eachother random questions, and I asked him what his size was.
well, it took a really long time to get out of him, but its because hes only 2 inches.

Well, that was akward.
What i want to know, is how much does it actually take to please a woman?
hes really self concious now, and i need like, statistics to tell him, something that will make him feel better :/
please guys!

Tell him that you don't care how big he is. Size doesn't matter, and it shouldn't. I mean, of course you don't want someone who could rip you apart or hurt you, you want someone decent. Obviously, 2 inches isn't even that bad. It's not that great, but it's not a big deal.


If you tell him that penis size doesn't matter to you, then maybe he'll get more comfortable with knowing that you don't care for it.

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i was just wondering where i could find some cute quotes or lyrics from songs about stuff like .. being so much better off .. you werent worth it.. ya know stuff like that after a breakup or if you guys no any thatd be great ! thankss!

I use:


www.wittyprofiles.com

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hi! i love the straightforward advice you give..so ok i go to a school with only like 80 kids in my grade, and everyone knows everyone..so theres this kid drew, who almost all the girls kinda like..hes super cute and always nice to everyone and he's super smart..and i have heard a lot about him cause we have the same group of friends and he seems like a nice kid, and i want to become better friends with him, but hes only in one of my classes..we've talked online and a few times on the phone and stuff, but he never initiates our conversations, and we never really talk about anything cept school and other boring stuff..how can i become better friends with him without it looking like i like him a lot and stuff? (i only want to be friends)
thankss!

Since you guys have talked before, you already have a basis of being sort of friends. Since you talk about school & you seem to think that's out of the question, talk about:


- Movies.
- Music.
- Friends.
- Family.
- Hobbies.
- Sports.
- Holidays.


Stuff like that is sure to bring out a really good conversation. Start talking a lot more & you'll end up becoming friends. Try to hang out too.

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does anyone know where i can get a hat like the one the girl is wearing in this picture?

http://wetseal.com/images/rotating/35_hoodies.jpg


i think its called a berret?

thanks

Hmmm...


Wet Seal, probably?

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now see it this boy i really like that talks to my cousin but she's a 304 everybody wants her he know i like him but theres a rumor going around saying she wants to fight me over him n i no i got hand my hand are like a roller coaster they dont stop until the rides over n if i got a ticket they one go for a second round.....


ps.she cant fight n-e-way

Are you seriously willing to fight your cousin over a fucking guy?


Get a life. Guys shouldn't ever come inbetween family or friends. If you didn't know that - then you've got a lot of lessons to learn.

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i want to be on the step team at my school as in 'stomping'. but i dont know really how. i looked on wikihow.com and i looked up some youtube videos but if anyones got good ideas or good clips or sites. i'd luv them...thx u

You don't have to have experience to step. I didn't have any, and I joined in 7th grade and they taught us. There were experience kids in there that helped, so it's not like you'd be completely clueless.

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when i go swimming in salt water, like at the beach, when i have my period, it stops for like the rest of the day and night till like afternoon the next day. is that normal?

Yeah, that's pretty common. It's happened to me before & I thought nothing of it.

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3 months ago I really liked a boy (and I still do) I was with close friends with him for about a month, then I realised he really liked me and I felt the same way about him.
One night I had an argument with my mum and he offered me to stay his house and we ended up having sex.
About a week after I found out he was going out with one of my best friends behind my back. On one night he told me he loved me and he wouldn't leave me for someone else before we had sex etc...
I've met someone else now, he's lovely but, he's known to love girls and leave them also, he's known as a sex machine, I really like him but, I don't want to get messed around.
Since I've been together with someone new the other boy has kept asking me about him and telling me he's done his research about him also he's been inviting me around his house for house parties and doing stuff with his girlfriend that he done exactly the same to me right in front of my face!

What is he trying to say?

Please help.

A guy that sleeps with you but is dating your friend behind your back a week later is a loser.


The guy who's known as a sex machine & is known to love em & leave em is a loser as well.


Find yourself some new men before you get hurt again.

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on the login page, does anyone have numbers in place of their email address for the login part?

No.


I'd contact them & see what's up.

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