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hey i asked earlier about possible duets for dating couples for the talent show..well today everyone was like saying my boyfriend is gay because hes a good singer, and they were like, guys dont sing. only a couple people said it though. and today we went and watched the seventh grade talent show and i sat next to him and all the little seventh graders were saying it to.. well some of them. it's getting really annoying, what should i do? i mean, im not gonna break up with him because i love him but i just wanna make them stop.

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OMG LOL WTF STUPID 7TH GRADERS ROFLMAO

Ok, just had to get that ou tof my system. That is hilarious. God figure the 7th graders wouls say something like that...

No, a guy is not /gay/ just because he can sing. /I/ can sing, but I'm heterosexual... just ignore them. The little shits deserve it and they need to grow up from the 4th grade days where anything they don't like it gay. Tell their parents or something. That'll shut em up ;)

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I feel like the worst person in the world. On March 17 me and my boyfriend of 3 years got into a huuuge fight because he cheated on me. Our relationship was sooo good and we always got told that we were the role model for couples, well anyways..we got into a huge fight and we said things that we didnt mean and I told him that I wish he wasnt in my life and he would just die because I hated him so much, those were my exact words. Later that night at 11:26 I got a phone call from his sister (we were really close, she was like a little sister to me) she was crying really hard and she told me that she had found him in his room laying on the floor, dead. I didnt even know what to do with myself. He had taken a gun to his head. She read me a note that he left and it said "I'm so sorry, I love you so much" thats all it said, and he had the date that we started going out until forever carved into his arm. That night when my parents found out they tried to comfort me and all that but I just didnt want to be around anyone. I went to my room and I cut myself so bad and my mom walked in and stopped me and just held me and I cried for hours, with my wrists bleeding, and I fell asleep crying in my moms arms. I'm getting help now. I went to his funeral and it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life, I fell to the floor when I went up to his casket at the wake and his mom had to pick me up and just hold me while we cried. I go to his house all the time and talk to his family and just tell them how sorry I am and we talk about all of our memories. I havent slept since the night it happened, and I havent been to school, the doctors say I probably wont go to school for about another month, I might be homeschooled. I can't even look at myself anymore. I can't beleive those hateful words were the last words I ever got to tell the love of my life. I'm sorry it is really long but does anyone have any advice on how to help me get through this?

Oh.. dear me. That is quite horrible... A bad way to go I'm sure.. and you can't be blamed fo rcrying. Thats all you can do. Cry whenever you need to, otherwise if you keep it all inside things will only get worse. The best thing you can do is remember all the good times you'd had with him... and never forget him, even if you find another in your life. Ever. There is no easy way to deal with the death of a loved one, except to remember them.. time does not heal ALL wounds, but it can help sanitize them ;3

Hope I helped....

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will somebody please explain the law of conservation of momentum in words that i can actually understand?! i've tried looking it up online but when i read it i am getting so confused! and please help asap! project due tomorrow! thanks ahead of time!

Lets see. I don't remember if this is it, buuut....

Any object that is in motion will remain in motion unless it is acted upon by an outside force.

Any object that is still will remain so until acted upon by an outside force.

When two objects of equal strength exert the same amount of force onto each other, they will remain in place

But if one object has more strength than another and they each exert force onto each other, the stonger of the two forces wil overcome the smaller...

Not sure if that was what you were looking for but thats all I know about any laws of science..

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i just became friends with a girl again and she used to be mean and when we gave her a second chance she started to be mean again.im worried she will be like that again what should i believe?

If you left her as a friend for being that way and gave her another chance, big mistake. She's just going to repeat her actions.... leave her, again.

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i flirt alot with a lot of different guys and i have a boyfriend is that bad?

Of course not, as long as that's all it is. It's natural for both women and men alike to flirt with the opposite sex, even if they are already partnered with someone. If they flirt back, I'd be happy I was with someone so good looking ;3 So to answer your question, nope, nuttin wrong wit dat :D

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At school there's these rumours going around about one of my friends, and someone decided to ask her about them. For some reason she goes and blames me for spreading stuff about her (which i havnt btw) and comes up to me after school shouting and swearing! i tried to explain that i hadnt dun anything but she wouldnt listen, and now shes started bitching about me to everyone i know! Also, i bought her a bday present before we argued and i havnt given it to her yet. I dont know whether to give it to her or not!! i really hate the way shes being so petty and immature, but should i try 2 make things up with her (everytime i try to speak to her she yells at me) or just leave it?

Before you consider dumping her as a friend, first try and get her to calm down a little. It's only a rumor. Rumor's tend to die down after awhile when REAL facts get spread instead of that hype garbage. Once you've done that (if you can! o.O;) Just ask her a few questions, liek where and who she heard the rumors from.. Get the point through to her : You didn't spread any rumors about her to anyone. And go ahead and give her to present ;3 After she's calmed and you've explained all that to her she should feel better..

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About since September, whenever I get my period the first and second day it comes down REALLY bad. So bad it's to the point I have to change my tampon (the super one) every half an hour so it doesn't go through my pants. I've been getting really horrible cramps and extreamly moody and emotional. My mom always tells me that I have to try to deal with it but it's getting out of hand. I can't take this anymore! I might see a doctor soon about but I need to know if there is anything that my doctor might prescribe me so that my period isn't so much of a hassle, or if anyone is like me and how they've dealt with it. Thanks so much if you can help me out!

Chaning the SUPER ones every 30 minutes? Cripes... I would say see the doc about it, and the cramps, they make heating pads for abdominal pains, but if none are handy just wet a rag with hot water and put it over wherever the cramps are, since for every woman it can be different...

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Hi
I have really heavy periods and am considering asking my doctor if I can go on the pill to control them. However, I HATE taking pills (have a real phobia of it) so what can I do about that?
Plus, do you honestly think that a doctor would put a 15 year old girl on the pill? Especially seen as I've only had 4 periods (they started when I was 13 but are VERY irregular - I skip like 6 at a time)? Has anyone had any personal experience with doctors and the pill? How did it go?

If they're as bad as you say they are, then I don't think the doctor wouldn't NOT (sorry about the double negative there) put you on the pill. I've seen them before (weird this must sound coming from a guy) and they're not that big, probably just a tad bit larger than the Claritin pills. And since you've only had them for a year, your body must still be getting used to it. After a bit longer things wil even out and possibly the periods won't be so heavy. ^^

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Ok me and my boyfriend have been together for a while now and he wants to have sex and I do too but there is just one problem I have a disease and I don’t know if I should tell him or not because I don’t want him too to think of me different but we are going to use protection and everything just I don’t want to tell him! And I am sooooo scared! I don’t know about what maybe about him knowing my deepest darkest secret, I don’t know! Please help me!

It depends, whether or not it is an STD. If it's an STD like herpes or crabs or something, then tell him what a huge risk he'll be taking. If it isn't an STD, then go ahead and tell him anyway, but tell him he probably won't get it from having intercourse with you.... Also, remember AIDS or HIV can be STD's as well.

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hey. okay i have some stretch marks on my boobs, and im very slef concious about them. none of m friends have them. my boobs arent even that big either! why did i get them, and what can i do to get them go away? i'm afraid to do anything sexual witha guy because im embarresed. i cant wear low shirts because of it. what can i do to maek this go away?

Perfectly normal I'd say for a growing female ^^ Vitamin E lotion fixes that right up over a week or so. Bada boom, yip yipi kai ay. :P

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pretty soon i know my boyfriend and i are going to have sex. OF COURSE we would use a condom, but i am still overly scared of the chance of getting pregnant if the condom breaks. i am trying to figure out what time of the cycle is the best time to Not get pregnant. i know ovulation is the worst time, but what about before, during, and after my period - which is the best time and which is a risky time? i cant find it on any websites and some people tell me different things... please help, im a spaz

If you're scared the least bit, don't go through with it. Only have sex, even with protection, if you are one hundred percent sure about it and not scared.... But the best time is probably during your period, when your bodies ridding of the old unfertilized egg.

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okay, so i really love that punky makeup look, sooooo i was wondering where i could get some good products. especially eyeshadow. i've seen some girls with hot pink eyeshadow and it looks awsome but every single time i've gotten a pink it just ends up looking too pastel or fuchia-ish! any good products or ideas?

Hot Topic. Best place for punk, goth, grunge, etc. The one near me has so many choices in makeup its not funny anymore o.o

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Hi im a 13 yr old female. My boyfriend is the best thing that ever could happen to me, i just feel like hes the one i want to marry and have children with i went out with him for 9 months one time then we broke up. But sometimes he can be so immature. What should i do to make his little immature foolishness go away to make this relationship work.

Aye, don't plan anything out yet. Your both only 13 I'm assuming, so I wouldn't count on him maturing until he's a few years older. Do not plan anything out, because things will definitely change, especially at a young age...

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I am a thirteen year old girl and I have a close male friend. We usually get on quite well and we are always talking and hugging. We used to be attracted to each other and he on/off still is to me but I don't feel that way about him. Everyone says we act like we're a couple and that we should get together but I honestly don't want to. We are very close but are we too close? I admit I hug him more than my other friends but I don't have any feelings for him. So is it wrong to be this close to him if we're not in a relationship?

Thats perfectly fine!! I hug my female friends all the time, even in front of their BF's, who soundly know that we're just friends and we're not attracted in anyway... hugging just shows that you are close, good, almost brother/sister friends. Theres nothing wrong with it in any way ^^

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13/F

I'm in a relationship right now... and we're both kind of expecting our first kiss together, and, well, I need advice! I don't know what to do or anything! and it's driving me nuts!

Common problem ^^ It'll come naturally! Just let things move along and you body, by instinct, will know what to do! ^^

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How can it be that you can have casual sex? I am a virgin and some of my friends have had sex. Those who have also have casual sex. I just don't understand how you can have sex without having a comitment. Doesn't it still end up being a comitment because someone will want a relationship. It's natural for humans to want to have a relationship. So why is it that people can have casual sex with different people without a more serious relationship??

Some men are like that. They just go in on a woman, make her feel comfortable, have sex with her and after he gets bored with her, moves onto another woman. I, even at 14, stand by the marriage bed bit. If its not with your spouse, its not right.... Women however, when they have sex with a man, believe its a sign that the other is interested (which it is!!!) but then as said before, there are those bastards who just use women. It's wrong...

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One of my very close friends believes he was born gay. I just don't understand his belief in that. Why is it that some people can be 'born gay' and others not? I just don't understand that concept in life. Can anyone explain to me why some can be born gay and others not?

He wasn't born gay. Homosexuality is not a hereditary trait, therefore it can't be 'passed along' by his parents at conception. No one can be 'born gay' they just choose to be that way later in life when sexuality tends to make their decisions... aka late puberty

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umm i almost have a 100$ and i wanna buy a pet my mom doesnt like reptiles or any thing that smells and my nana dont like anything that makes alot of noise that will make the dogs bark and my friend is guna make her chinchillas have babies but that might take awhile so should i wait to get a chinchilla or i might be able to get a guinea pig but i dunno please help!!!
ill rate high :)

Oh oh oh!!! Wait for the chinchillas!! They so cute and fuzzy with their big big ears and cute little eyes and that tail is adorable. o.O Guinea pigs bite to much in my opinion... get the chinchilla!! :D

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I haven't gotten my period since the end of January. I'm not sexually active, and haven't been for the past year and a half. However I had lost about 7-10 pounds since the last time I've gotten my period. Is there something wrong? Or do you think that I haven't gotten my period because of my weight loss and diet change? Thanks!

Nothing to worry about really. If you havent had them for a few years, then your body still hasn't worked out a proper cycle to rid itself of all that unneeded blood for a fetus... so nothing to worry about at all!! The weight loos may be due to the stressing over your period's cycle though. Only 10 pounds though, not too much to worry about, but if it persists, see a doctor about it. Stress can have horrible effects on the body....

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My girlfriend and I have been going out for 9 months, and its the first time I've loved anyone. Yesterday we were talking about looks and why it does/doesn't matter in a realtionship. She told me she wasint that physically attracted to me but my personality was enough. I didn't know how to react, I just smiled. She basically told me I was ugly and I dont know what to do. It sucks because I love her so much and I feel so low right now. I dont know what to do/what to think/ etc.

-17/male

Awww, hey now, that doesn't mean she thinks your ugly. I'd take that as a compliment. That means she loves you for who you are, not what cliche you belong to (if you believe in that crap) or what you look like!! That right there is a true person. If you were ugly, she probably wouldn't have even made the move. I think what you got goin on there is great, so keep it up! ^^

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