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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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I was raped in the boys bathroom by 3 guys. It felt good at first but they wouldnt stop. I told the teachers but they didnt believe me then i went to the hospital and the doctor started feeling my leg and he went up my skirt then he started well.. fingering me and wouldnt stop he said he said it was part of what he had to do. (link)
go the cops tahts really the only thing you can do. dont shower until then dont wash dont do anything that might destroy evidence, the doctor probably left his finger prints all over you and im sure the three boysd finished so theyre DNA can easily be tested for.


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I'm holding a handful of pills. I want to die so fucking badly but I'm afraid of destroying my family. They know i've tried to kill myself before*but endd up making myself just really sick* n havent let me see a shrink, i have absolutly no reason to be feelng this way. i had a fine day n now im looking at these things wondering what do to. i've taken a few, slowly. counting. but i jsut wanna fucking go but i dont wanna hurt people. i need to get the fuck out. can i run away for a bit w/o being arrested?
14female (link)
Are you still alive?


What is the most effective way to get a guy to pop a boner?
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put your mouth on it, touch it, touch him, look at him, lick him, flash him, moon him, flash him your C U Next Tuesday.

i forgot to mention, if you have any guy friend you can always test it out on them, a friend of mine was wondering if waht she was doing should give a guy a boner so i let her do it to me (nothing sexual get your mind out of the gutter) and it did so i told her it was his problem not hers.


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i really wanna kiss my boyfriend, and do different things 2 show him how much i like him, but i dont kno how. what are some tips for kissing him 2 make it not random and awkward, and what are some other things i could do? thanks guys! (link)
guys arent like girls, we dont care if its random and akward


i have a lot of girls that are really goods friends, but they all see me as a " friend guy" , wutever that is..... and i was wondering how i stop becommin the friend and become the "other" guy? (link)
haha i know what you mean. try kissing one of them then theyll get what you mean. now they probably wont like and will never talk to you again but at least they wont see you as a friend tahts a guy.


lately my bf has been making lots of new friends that are girls, from all his classes and stuff. its been worrying me. we've talked about it and stuff, and he says he only likes them as friends, but he hangs out with them so much, and talks to them all so much. they r great girls, reallllllly pretty, and i can see how and why he would like them. i just get so worried, and i dont know how 2 be a better girlfriend to show him how much he means to me. im really worried that he could start to like these girls! what should i do? thanks (link)
why would he go out with them? then hell have no on to bitch to when you do something stupid. some guys have friends taht are girls (like me) becasue guys are assholes.


How do you know if a guy wants to just kiss, or if he wants to make out? (link)
he wants to make out, he might settle for a kiss though.


My guinea pig used to be a biter, but he got a lot sweeter. i love him but sometimes he still bites, but not as much as he used to. If anyone no's anything about this can you give me tips on what to do? thanks (link)
dont put your finger in his motuh simple isnt it? or jsut wear gloves. animals bite tahts jsut teh way it is.


ok... i need to kno how to tell if my boyfriend is whipped or not... is there like a test or someting? lol... and if he is (which i fear he might be) how do i 'unwhip' him? lol... call me crazy but i dont like it!! lol... thanx ppl...
...cle (link)
dont have time to answer this right now but im puttin this as a palce holder, dont rate me yet lol.


A lot of people think I'm different, because I'm Jewish. Well, I consider it! And everyone else says, "Are you a catholic or christian?" ANd I say, "No. I'm way more on the jewish side." And they say, "Ooh, that's too bad." WHY CANT THEY MIND MY RELIGION? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? HOW CAN I MAKE THEM STOP? WHAT CAN I SAY BACK TO THEM?
Will rate high! (link)
heh im jewish too but ive never had that problem. feel free to tell them, especially catholics, that they can still get into heaven if theyre good people. something along those lines, its true. where as catholics (and indeed all branches of jesusers) believe you cant get into heaven if you dont accept jesus as your lord and savior. i know it doesnt seem like a cool thing to say but how would they respond to that? you are also assertng how firmly you believe in your religion. especially if theyre your friends what are they gonna say? "sorry dude im right youre going to hell"? realy jsut try to stay off the topic of religion all together it only causes arguments.


does anybody know how hard it is to get into princeton b/c i am freaking out about getting into it. i am a straight A student but will it be enough? (link)
no you also need a really high sat score. you also need really rich parents. you also need ac rapola of extra curicular activities.


Your cute!! haha:) And you live in san diego..coolness

-sherry (link)
thanks your preatty cute too. and you live in san diego? perhaps we should arange a meeting mweahahahahahah. um yeah in case you dont know bad idea to go meet people you met online. anyways AIM me up sometime my80gighardrive not right now though im about to go take my calc midterm


My name is Kayla and I'm 13 years old. I started my period not too long ago. But I have skipped about 3. Is this normal for me? I don't want to be able to not have children or anything? Is it serious? Please help. (link)
yes its normal when you first start your period its always highly irregular


how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?... if a woodchuck could chuck wood!?...*questioning* (link)
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck before it blew up


I was wondering where can I get a FREE pop up blocker for my computer that I can just download and it will stop all these pop ups whenever I go to a website I have like 20 things I gotta close out befor I can view A website, so If anyone can tell me a website to go to where I can get just a FREE pop up blocker I'll rate high! Thanks everyone! (link)
you probably have adware. dl spybot search and destroy (search google) that will really help.


hi i have a slight problem.. i cant stop sleeping with guys 15 years older than me. My last boyfriend had 3 kids with me. How can i stop sleeping with all these guys? what should i do?

Please help me... I need help..
MOLARRY CURLLLY (link)
start sleeping with guys 10 years older than you and work your way down. that's the way to kick an addiction


hi. well im like 5'6 and like 105. all the sites i go to like am-i-fat.com and stuff are like "omg ur emaciated" and crap like that. im not anorexic and i eat so why do these sites have a nervous breakdown when i tell them my height and weight? what do you think? i think they just expect that people aren't skinny? i dono (link)
and you expect to look like barby. dont. you aren't fat


Im 15 and this Girl that i like is 17, i will be 16 in june. she is a junior and i am a freshman, is their anything wrong with us being together? And how should i ask my parents what they think about this? (link)
i really hope not cuz that would make me..... well lets not go there. anyways the general formula ive found to work is take the younger persons age and divide by four. then ad it to their age. so in your case 15.5/4=3.875+15.5=19.375 so you can date a 19 year old. yeah you should probably ask your paretns theyll find out eventualy, they always do somehow.


At first I didn't really understand what ADD was. When I read one of Mary-Kate's quotes in a magazine saying "They give me extra time taking tests because of my ADD". I thought to myself "it does take me a long time to take tests also..." So I researched it and I realized what ADD was. I do have a lot of the symptoms, such as not concentrating on the simplest things, it takes a long time for easy things to register (things that used to be easy to register, is now not so easy), I often lose interest in things I once did, and become inconsistent, but I also have difficulty adapting to change. I sometimes don't finish homework assignments because I don't feel like taking the challenge, and lastly, I'll start doing things without looking at directions and I think I know how to do it, when I really don't.... do I have ADD?

Also, I told some of my friends, and just because "they get bored in class and don't feel like listening to the teacher", they think they have ADD. I TRY to listen to my teacher, or follow along with stories in class, but 5 minutes later, I'm thinking about something TOTALLY different, and lately, that "something totally different" is ADD and whether I have it or not. I feel like I have no one else to tell. I've told all my friends and they say "oh yea, I have it too!!" And they'll start laughing (not at me, just with me...only I'm not laughing...). I feel like no one is taking it seriously because many people joke around about ADD, but what should I do now if I really think I have it? I've told my mom, but I don't think she believes me either... (link)
the problem with self-diagnosis is that they almost always come out positive. sounds like you might have it though so i suggest gettng an official test froma doctor. not alot would happen to you school wise, you would most likely take the test at a seperate time so you can take as long as you need. all schools are differnt in that regard. i do know that thats how it would work for standerdized tests for sure. unless your school has a special add class (which i doubt) nothing about your day to day life would change


ok.. well.. heres my little situation! im about 5'6 and i weigh 106. yeah i don't like my thighs very much.. i mean they're small.. but big. yeah that makes sense right? haha i know it doesn't. anywaysss well im going to california in march and i want to maybe loose 2 or 3 pounds to weigh 104 or 103. i don't want to be anorexic about it or anything even though i act kind of anorexic sometimes. yeah i don't know if i should try lose a couple pounds or not.. i mean i know im skinny.. i guess but w/e. do you think i need too? and i dont eat that much already so what would a healthy (atleast somewhat) way to do this?
thanks.. srry its long-ish (link)
you dont need to loose weight . by the way if you're going to san diego hit me up lolz




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