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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any good icon sites for xanga and myspace?
You can find icons at:
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HOLLYWOOD_iiCONS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=L0SER_KIDS_IC0NS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=vintagexmemoryxxicons

For more, just go to "BLOGRINGS" and type "ICONS" in the search bar.... it's not hard.

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know how to put icons into your xanga blogs like in each days entry?? Can you please tell me in details so I can do it on my xanga site? Thanks. I will rate. xoxo
All you do is find an icon somewhere. Then you RIGHT CLICK it, and click "COPY". Finally, just paste it right where you type your new entry, but "EDIT HTML" should NOT be checked when pasting icons...

♥[?]♥ what are some sites to get music and layouts for my xanga?
MUSIC:
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music





LAYOUTS:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMPLYy_SWEET_LAYSZx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Socialite_x_lays
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=omfgeee_layoutsx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=LinseysxLayoutsx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=squirrely_4layoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxNiCe_LaYoUtZxX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=KayKay_Layouts
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XihavelayoutsX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RomanceBOMB__Layoutz


Happie hunting!! ♥

♥[?]♥ ok today i was supposed to go to the mall with a clsoe friend of mine except the person that was goin to take me is in LA right now and CANT take me today.. except me and my guy friend have been watin forever for this day and really want to go btu there is no way i need to tell him i cant go the easiest and nicest way possible.. how can i do this ?? thanks
Well if this day was of such great importance, calling it off will hurt him no matter WHAT you say. Because of this, it's best to be honest. Just tell him that you'd LOVE to see him, but, as unfortunate as it is, you simply do not have transportation. Of course he'll be hurt, but he'll understand that sometimes these things happen. It'll be crushing, I'm shore.. but it's not the end of the world, and you guys can set up new plans as soon as possible.. just make shore to let him know this. =]

♥[?]♥ hi im 17/f--i liked this boy that i work wit, but i didnt wannna make da first move. s0o he made the first move, we started ho0kin up, then wen then that got borin we did otha things nd now we have sex... but idk if he likes me or juss wants to b fuck buddies, wut should i do??
Well how often do you see him OUTSIDE of work??? And when you DO get to see him outside of work, do things get sexual EVERY SINGLE time?? If you took away the sexual perks from past visits... what else happened those nights?? Did you talk?? Have any in depth conversations?? Cuddle any?? See some movies?? Do you laugh and share jokes at all, or is he always preoccupied with meeting other women. In a case like this, I'd assume it's prettie easy to determine whether or not he has feelings for you. But as for WHAT THOSE FEELINGS ARE.. you'll NEVER know until you ASK HIM!! You can ASSUME you know his feelings ALLLLLLLLLLL you want, but the truth is.. that that's ALLLLL it will EVER be - an ASSUMPTION!! And what do you "do" about it??? How should I know??? That's all up to YOU! That depends on your morals and views, ya know?? Some women are perfectly okay with keeping a relationship strictly sexual [and I'm soooooooo NOT knocking on that ;D ;D ;D], but others find it crushing, if not disgusting as well. However, you've already stated that you like this guy, so I'm going to pressume that this hurts you a great deal, so why not talk to him about it? I realize this is easier said that done, but I think it's best to just flat out ask him. Don't beat around the bush, just say it. Just be bold, be honest, and go for it. If you want to know for a FACT what's in his heart, you MUST question him on this. Make it clear to him that you want to take your friendship 'to the next level'. And he won't be mad or angered, because it's a perfectly legitimate question. You're just asking for clarification that he will committ himself to you 130% in this relationship, JUST AS IT NEEDS TO BE, and he will understand this. Tell him all that he means to you; don't be afraid to get deep and personal, as this may enhance your chances with him. Hopefully, this will get him to open his eyes and accept all of the beauty and splender he has right infront of him. =]

♥[?]♥ HOw can a girl 15 almost 16 masterbate theresleves or give pleasure to them selves
Just just RUB it.. it's NOT hard.

♥[?]♥ ok i have a quesiton about laguna beach. Is it real life?? wat exactly is it? lols thanks! i rate high!
Dumb.

♥[?]♥ no serously im male and like im bleeding like crazy when i take a crap is their something wrong with me or is it normal or something i ate i need to know it looks like my sisters peirod when she 4gets to flush its gross....
Oh My God, eww!! How long has this been occurring??? Is it ONLY while defecating?? Is it painful??? I guess it COULD be POSSIBLE that it was a bad reaction to something you ate, though I HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt it!! If this keeps up, say.. for rest of the day.. I suggest seeing a doctor, as this does not seem healthy.. =X

♥[?]♥ anybody know some cute icon sites? like xangas? please tell me! thanks
You can find ICONS at:
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HOLLYWOOD_iiCONS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=L0SER_KIDS_IC0NS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=vintagexmemoryxxicons

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any goog layout sites and/or music (vidoes preferably) sites.. besides musicvideocodes.com? THANKS BUNCHES!!
Well if you want a LAYOUTS, you can find PREMADE ONES at:
-- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/


HOWEVER, if you'd like to make youR own, tRy:
-- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I Recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look gReat!!!]
-- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
-- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm


And to actually GET it on youR site you simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see wheRe you can edit youR stuff [like youR inteRests, movies, and all that] Just undeR the ABOUT ME paRt, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all woRk just fine.

I have a MySpace too; so if you need moRe help, know that you can always, always, come back heRe foR additional assistance!! I'd be honoRed to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ my boyfriend cheated on me with my friends so to the people who have already helped me a lil more plz he chetedon me with 2 of my friendsshjould i still be friends with them or no cause one of them is still going put with him
I think if you forgive them you're simply showing your approval of their poor behavior. What kind of friends would try to destroy something you hold very dear to you? You tell me, what kind of friends are they if they can so easily hurt you and try to damage something that brings you happiness?? None worth holding onto, that's for shore...

♥[?]♥ ok well my friend told me this:if your around alot of poeple who are on there periods, then your body reacts and thinks that its supose to be to and you have your period, even if its not the right time. is that true or what?
This is an interesting thought, I suppose. I've never ever ever heard this. I tried looking online, to see if I may have been incorrect, but I STILL couldn't find anything on this...

♥[?]♥ does anyone know a good way to give a hand job..like things that guys like? help me please..! thanks if you can..i'll rate high!
-- TO GO ABOUT IT: it's pRettie simple. FIRST, I suggest you ask him HOW HE DOES IT.. just to get an idea of what he likes. And noooo this won't make you seem lame oR inexpeRienced at all!! DiffeRent people peRfeR diffeRent things, so even if you've given 3243475 handjobs befoRe... ONE PERSON might not do it the same as ANOTHER PERSON, so always always ask!! But you just gently gRab ahold of it, and slowly, at fiRst, move youR aRm up and down, in time incReasing the speed.





-- TIPS: they like if you'Re naked, oR at least topless... it's a gReat visiual and helps keep them eRect. They also like talking diRty. So don't hold back on that. Just tell them it's nice, it's big, how good it looks, and how bad you want it. Then you could tRy talking about how much you want theiR load, and wheRe it's going to end up [meaning: napkin, youR mouth, youR face, etc.]. And theRe's absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting youR mouth to it and swallowing his 'finishings'. NOOO, you CAN NOT get pRegnant, and NOOO you will not get sick; it's actually healthy -- high in pRotein. And the taste honestly DOES vaRy fRom peRson to peRson, so no one can tell you how it will taste. OR, if you'd RatheR.. just let it come out as it does... like on youR hand wRapped aRound him foR instance; theRe's definitely nothing wRong with that!





-- It's pRettie simple. The only pRoblem you might Run into [which you moRe than likely will] is that youR hand will get tiRed; and this is fine. Guys can do it foR long peRiods of time, because chances aRe that they've had yeaRs of pRactice, and this would be youR fiRst time, so they won't be suRpRised oR disappointed. Just if that DOES happen.. don't give up oR keep saying "I Can't", that's a BIG tuRn off!! Keep tRying, and if needed, have him do it foR a couple seconds while you stay Right theRe and watch. It's honestly not a big of a deal oR hassle as it may sound.





*I seaRched online foR you if you feel you need moRe infoRmation. PeRhaps you might like to check this site out: http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/ht/handjob.htm It goes into a tad bit moRe detail on HOW TO DO IT, I suppose.



You'll do just fine, Really -- no woRRies!! If you have any fuRtheR questions oR would like some moRe infoRmation, don't be afRaid to contact me. Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe! :D

♥[?]♥ hey...if you have blonde hair thats pretty bright and hazel eyes, what color eyeliner is better, black or brown? i have heard brown is better, but im just checking! oh and mascara too! thanks!
I guess it depends on the way you wish to present yourself that day. Either color should look amazing on you. If you'd perfer to go more natural, I'd suggest brown. But if you'd like to appear dramatic and mysterious, if you will, I'd definitely go with black, as it will make more of an impression. :D

♥[?]♥ I really need to lose 20 lbs fast if anyone can tell me some ways please i will appreciate it
.
We'll staRt out with the obvious: exeRcises. A few good activities that can simply assist in poRpoRtioning the body in it's ENTIRTY would be anything that gets the blood ciRculation goin', such as jogging, jumping jacks, jumping Rope, and walking, and bicycle walking. Also, 'tis the season of wateR aeRobics, and they will woRk like a CHARM!!




And if you'd like to taRget youR tummie specifically, tRy doing a couple hundRed sit ups oR cRunches. I know, I know, I know.. 'a couple hundRed' is A LOT, but if you bReak it up into sessions, it's not that difficult, tRust me. I'm the Queen of lazy fuckeRs, so if I can do this, YOU can do this! :P




Also, pRoviding you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bRead [substitute it with wheat], cake pRoducts, ice cReam, hambuRgeRs, and soda... [if you'Re used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR diffeRence the fiRst two weeks, ALONE. My fRiend did it.. and we weRe both shocked to all hell!



You can find lists of healthy foods at:

-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp




As you pRobably alReady know, it's best to eat SEVERAL SMALL poRtions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two houRs lateR have a few cRakeRs, and an houR lateR have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so foRth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs youR body time to digest it pRopeRly. You see how that's betteR than eating one oR two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not buRn the caloRies quick enough, and then just quits, adding body fat.




But of couRse weight loss takes time.... you just have to stay committed, and have the dRive to keep it up. TRy to keep youRself busy... and sleep as often as possible... these things keep youR mind busy and off food. I can't Really say how long it will take; I suppose that diffeRs fRom peRson to peRson. It Really just depends on how much weight you'Re looking to shed. I'd say you could lose 10 to 20 pounds in a month; that's veRy possible.



Goodluck to you though!! Hopefully I've been of some assistance heRe!!

♥[?]♥ how everyones mean to me and i rate them 5 because i think its funny when there mad lol!!! like.. people who said im ugly. i didnt mean it like im think im pretty i was being carcastic.

FREE 5S!
This will be deleted in no time. 5 now please?

♥[?]♥ ok so do bra sizes go in order from big to small or small to big. so i mean is like a the smallest and d the biggest? or the other way around.
A is the smallest. They progressively become larger as the aplahabet continues. AA, A, B, C, D, DD, DDD. Anything above that, you have to go to a special store where they SELL oversized bras [such as M, which some people DO wear] Hopefully this clarifies! =]

♥[?]♥ Where do you get all your cute backgrounds? Do you have any sites with really cute ones? ♥
Advicenators offers free backgrounds. Did you know this? Check them out at:
- http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php



And I don't have a certain website I use. I just find one whereever I can. If I'm ever in need of a background I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:
- http://www.bellsnwhistles.com/bkg8.html
- http://www.diamondrains.com
- http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/free_backgrounds.html
- http://www.entheosweb.com/fireworks/background1.asp
- http://www.fau.edu/~parkerso/backgrounds.html
- http://www.starlightmks.com
- http://www.backgroundcity.com/


You could also try searching Xanga for them....

Happie hunting!! :D


♥[?]♥ guys do like big boobs? well thats to bad!! guys you will like small boobs now! lol.. god why am i so cute..
I'm surprised they haven't banned you yet. You "ask" this ALLLLLLLLLLLL of the time. You even leave these pointless "questions" in Inboxes. Don't you have anything else to do with your time???? Jesus Christ.

♥[?]♥ okay so this guy and i have been hanging out a lot. he tells me he likes me, and says he wants to ask me out, but he still hasnt, he told me he was waiting for he right time...well i think he likes his ex gf, bc i was lookin at his phone and he had text messages for her...adn he said she just got a bf, and even tho he doesnt have feelings for her, its ripping him apart. ive already done a lot with him, which is pretty unusual for me, bc i have such a hard time trustung guys...yesterday he expected me to do tuff with him, and when i told him i didnt want to he figured something was wrong...i really like him... more then anyother guy ive ever liked... but i have no idea what to do about him... any ideas?? please help!!
Gosh. This is a tough one. I think even *I* would be in a dilemma here. I suppose it's because this is just easier SAID THAN DONE, ya know? If HE won't ask YOU out, I think YOU should ask HIM out. However, I think that BEFORE you do this, you should ask him what he's thinking. You can assume his feelings ALLLLLLLLLLLL you want, but you must realize that that's all it will EVER be -- an ASSUMPTION. If you want to know for a FACT what's in his heart, you MUST question him on this. And he won't be mad or angered, because it's a perfectly legitimate question. You're just asking for clarification that he will committ himself to you 130% in this relationship, JUST AS IT NEEDS TO BE, and he will understand this. Tell him all that he means to you; don't be afraid to get deep and personal, as this may enhance your chances with him, and I can tell you admire this guy very much. Hopefully, this will get him to open his eyes and accept all of the beauty and splender he has right infront of him. ♥


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