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costume/boy


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 10:00 pm

I asked a question a week or two ago about what I should wear to my friend halloweenm pary.

Well I went as a boy. I had lacrosse shorts on that were a size adult large so they were huge, I had them falling off my butt with boxers showing, I had my dad jets jersey on, a orange county choppers hat, pink and brown etnies and eye black. My friend didn't know that I was there yet. She saw me from the back and thought that I was a boy from my school. So the whole party my friends called me by the boys name. Well I just happen to like this boy but I don't really know it. But I shouldn't like him because I alreay like a boy from a diff school and my friend likes the boy from our school. I also think I like this boy from my school who...

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should i be offended?


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:54 pm

Ok so my cousin and i are not talking to eachother but we have friends who are connected..so this guy named Jordan commented her myspace and was like "hey i remember you you're gina's cousin..man that girl is crazy..you should've seen her the other day..she was going keg stands!!" and my cousin commented back and was like " areeee u f'n serious!!!"and then he commented back and was like "nahhh are u kidding..c'mon gina doing keg stands?? i'm just messin'" so should i be offfended? was he making fun of me? does it make me seem like a person who would not do it?

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Diff Kinds?


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:45 pm

What's the difference between rock musics? Like I've heard of punk, ska, emo, rock, hard rock, screamo, death metal, etc. etc. What's the difference? And any others you want to add in feel free!

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I need help!!!!


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:42 pm

I'm 16f and i need help with this girl. Last year i really liked her but things didn't work out for alot of reasons. She says she's not bi but she had thought about it. Lately she's been giving me a ton of hugs, massages, touching my arm a ton. I like it but it's starting to send mixed signals and i'm starting to like her again. I'm not sure if she's just being friendly or might be interested. One minute it's like she's interested, the next she's not. It's confusing me but if i brought it up, it'd be for the 3rd time in the last two years and i dont want to hurt our friendship. I dont want to fall in love with her and then be hurt AGAIN!!! I couldn't stand that. Should i say something or is there some way to definitely tell???? I'd appreciate anything!!! I'll rate 5's!!!

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Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:34 pm

I am 17/female. I am wanting bigger boobs. I am a 32A and I'd like to go up to a B or a C cup. Do you know of any natural ways to get a bigger bust? Even if you can find a link please post it.

Thanks!

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Xanga Songs


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:31 pm

Does anyone know where I can find song codes from the band BAYSIDE to put on my xanga?? Very, very thankful for anyone who takes the initiative to help!

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Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:25 pm

I've always wondered what is the most attractive part of a girls body? Boobs, but, or what? Guys please post I've just always wondered.

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cell phones


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:10 pm

I am going to get a new cell phone does anyone know of any good family plans or single plans? And do you have to have someone to sign for you if your under 18?

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i know this sounds really grows


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:03 pm

ok well i've had like these little white worms come out of my butt for a little while. i've bin too scared to tell my mom. i was planing to tell her tomorrow while we are going shoe shopping. but i dont know how to come out and say it. so how can i say this to her? and if there is away to get rid of them on my own can someone tell me how?

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Does he like me?


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:02 pm

Hey... I was at a friend's house having dinner, and these were the people that were therer: me, my friend (*Ally), my brother (*Charlie), and my brother's friend (*Ralph), and a couple of other people.

Charlie and Ally are going to homecoming together, and they are going to dinner with Ally's family and a bunch of other people before the dance, at a restaurant out of town.

Anyways, the conversation eventually ended up being about having dinner before the homecoming dance. Ally invited Ralph to dinner with them, and he said "Sure." Well, Ally is a matchmaker kind of person who's tried to get me a date for homecoming, but I didn't want to go. So, she was suggested to me that I go with Ralph to dinner a...

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Posted Friday October 7 2005, 9:00 pm

okay..lately i have been into cutting and i have been for awhile but lately i have been a lot and i can't help it,it's helping me feel better but it's hard to hide it because i don't want anyone to know so i was woundering if anyone's know's what else i could do..i've tried writting and using rubber bands upon my wrist but that didn't work that well

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Guys, Guys, and Guys.


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 8:58 pm

Okay I like this guy, in my P.e./health class. He's really cool, and we have a lot in common. He's a football player though, and made the varsity team his freshamn year. He's like every girls perfect guy. He's smart, funny, gorgeous, and he's a athletic. He notices me, but he has TONS of girls that are friends, and I only talk to him a little bit at a time. I really want him to notice me more, any Ideas? Oh, and what is a good way to get my confidence up around him?!?

(I'm, athletic, smart, (cute), and normally never guy shy. Most of my friends are guys, so I'm really athletic!)

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report card


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 8:47 pm

In elementary school I was a straight-A student. Suddenly in the 7th grade, everything's different. I am soooooooo disorganized! I always get the format for the HW wrong or don't understand the assignment.

I just got a progress report:

English A-
Science B
Math F
History N/A
Spanish C

This is sooooo embarassing! An F! Isn't it awful? I failed a quiz, got a B+ on my exam, and failed all of my homework, usually because it isn't in the correct format (the progress report came out before I got my exam back). I feel so terrible---I go to a private school and everyone gets A's! Am I stupid or something because I'm so disorgani...

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neone have a suggestion?


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 8:43 pm

i am recovering from a recent break-up and i cover up my feelings by acting tough and like i dont care but i really do.i really liked that guy.but now he's a jerk because whenever im around him and we're around other people he acts like he hates my guts and starts saying these things about me but when we're alone he's really nice and just yesterday he declared he wanted to come to my EXCLUSIVE party im having even though he said ,in front of his friends when i invited him, i dont give a shit...it's confusing me?what is he trying to tell me?help please!

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crazy


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 8:08 pm

OK i want to know if this guy like me:
yesterday he talked to me a lot and made me laugh and he smiled around me. but he sort of does the same to some other girls. but what he did different to me is memorize my locker combo and he broke into it, then came up and told me he did. Today: he sat near me and ralked to me a lot again. then came up and tried to get into my locker and disapearred somewhere. He smiles and talks to me a lot and i can't really tel the diff b/w flirting and talking/smiling/laughing so i dont know if he is flirting or not. But what i want to know is if he likes me. Thankser!

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Posted Friday October 7 2005, 7:45 pm

ok there is this guy zach(13/m) in seventh grade and im in eighth (13/f) and we hug like a hundred times a day and wait for each other when we have class together and i want to ask him out but his older brother(14/m) likes me and i cant stand him he never shuts up! i dont know what zach will think of me asking him out when i know his bro likes me what do i do?

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Posted Friday October 7 2005, 7:43 pm

Ok, so recently, I've been really distant around most of my "friends". I put that in quotes because I don't know whether I see them as friends or not. Whenever I'm with one of them, they usually talk to me, but when somebody else comes into the picture, they completely ignore me. I'm always getting seperated from them and it makes me mad because I feel pitiful and like a follower. Any suggestions on what I can do to solve this problem?

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farting


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 7:35 pm

ok this is a disgusting question, i know! but lately... i have been having issues w/ farting. I fart all the time, and I try not to, its gross and awkward! It even happens to me at school! It's so annoying! Is this normal, or what is wrong w/ me? is there something i can do? This is disgusting! Please help me!
i'm 13/f by the way
*i rate!

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myspace pics


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 7:33 pm

u know how on some myspaces people have made signs for their friends or something and its like a picture reel? well how do u do that?! i want one soo bad!

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7 gateways to hell


Posted Friday October 7 2005, 7:29 pm

what are all of the seven gateways to hell? ive tried to look it up on the internet but i couldnt understand it ((ik im dumb lol)) can some one send me links to websites about them or just tell me thanx!

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