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mom wants to go. i want to bring heather... (long but desper


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 1:35 pm

okay well as a christmas gift this past christmas my parents got me christina a. concert tickets... well just recently, heather (24 years old, so my mom approve of her responsibility, really nice, etc) mentioned it would be at TON of fun if we went together.. well im sure my mom intended for me and HER to go together but i brought it up anyways. i said to her "hahah yesterday heather was like 'IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF WE WENT TOGETHER, WOULDNT?!!??! ASK YOUR MOM' shes so funny" and my mom said i could bring her cause they were MY christmas gifts... and she seemed kinda sad but she said she didnt mind...

Wellll, i reallyreallyreally want to bring Heather, but i fell terrible. and plus i know that if my mom goes we'll...

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That band thing...


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 1:33 pm

What is that band that women wear around their legs called? The cartoon character Betty Boop wears one with a heart. What's the purpose of it?

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Make Up


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 1:29 pm

Are you supposed to put bronzer or your foundation on first?

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ratings changed


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 12:49 pm

ok so i had like a bunch of 5's after giving advice and then my rating was a 4.79
so then i got another five & it dropped right to a 4.8
what happened???

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love handles/mid-section.


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 12:45 pm

I'd like to lose a few pounds, mostly my love handles and lower tummy. I've already cut soda pop/junk food/ice cream/candy/fast food out of my diet. What excercises can I do that will target these areas and get rid of my love handles? And PLEASE tell me ones that you KNOW for SURE will work from personal experience, because I've already tried a lot of the things that people on here have said and they don't work. Thanks!

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Which party? Need answer very sooon


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 12:30 pm

Hey, this is kind of a menial question, so yeah. But uh tonight I got invited to two birthday parties that start around the same time. One, is my best friend "Margaret's" birthday. We're going to Maccaroni Grill and that's it. The other is my friend from tennis, "Lucy". Lucy is pretty popular on the team and I really was happy she invited me and I want to get to know her well and stuff. But, Margaret is my best friend. At first I was like, Ok i'm defidently going to Margaret's. But.. idk. Lucy's party is we're going shopping and then spending the night at a hotel. Both are sweet 16 birthdays. My parents suggested going out to eat with Margaret and then going to spend the night with Lucy. But since me and LUcy aren't like...

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i'm clueless. how do guys show they "like-like" you?


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 12:03 pm

hey. i'm wondering about specific things boys do when they like a girl, more than as a friend. it's so hard to distinguish between a guy who talks to you for the sake of being nice, because he's bored, because he talks to everyone, or who talks to you because he really is genuinely interested in you.

so here's info about my situation. there's a boy. i'm in physics with him. first day of school i told him and his friend a funny story about me. second day of school, boy says "hey", i say "hey" back. 3rd day, he mentions the story i told him and teases me about it and tells all the guys around him what i did. from that point on, every single day he mentions my story and teases me. he writes dumb stuff on my p...

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clothes


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:51 am

My friend Monique has a lot of clothes (which are beatiful). She lives with her mom. And her mom does compliment her a lot (just not every day) on how beatiful Moniques clothes are. This morning Monique was wearing a lime green sweater and her mom told that she loved the sweater. Monique started to wonder why her mother didnt tell her that the sweater she wore yesterday was beautiful. So she asked her mother; why didnt you say my sweater yesterday was beautiful. Her mother said; Monique stop being insecure. It is like if you said to me gee mom you look good today, I wouldnt think you did not think I looked good yesterday; MY QUESTION: DO YOU THINK MONIQUE IS OVERREACTING.

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Which party?


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:43 am

Hey, this is kind of a menial question, so yeah. But uh tonight I got invited to two birthday parties that start around the same time. One, is my best friend "Margaret's" birthday. We're going to Maccaroni Grill and that's it. The other is my friend from tennis, "Lucy". Lucy is pretty popular on the team and I really was happy she invited me and I want to get to know her well and stuff. But, Margaret is my best friend. At first I was like, Ok i'm defidently going to Margaret's. But.. idk. Lucy's party is we're going shopping and then spending the night at a hotel. Both are sweet 16 birthdays. My parents suggested going out to eat with Margaret and then going to spend the night with Lucy. But since me and LUcy aren't like...

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The kiss?


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:43 am

Alright, You know on all the shows, how the guy holds the girl and tilts her backwards, and the girl wraps her arms around his neck, and they kiss. well, how do they do it? I mean, wouldnt it be rather akward for both people? how does the girl down, does she just bend back and rely on the guy not to drop her? does her foot pop up? the guy, how does he manage to get her down that low?

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NuvaRing


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:22 am

ok well im not sexually active, but what the heck do you do with that nuvaring? on the commercial is looked pretty big for a vagina lol

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Bloody boxers


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:22 am

so me and my girlfriend had sex last night in her car, but afterwords my boxers were all bloody so i throught them out the window. IF someone finds my boxers do you think they would do a DNA test or anything like that to try and find me? I'm really paranoid about this. thanks.

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cell phone


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:20 am

OK, I have a RAZR Motorola phone, a red one if that helps & I just got it for Christmas, & I love it! But every website I go to for ringtones none of them have free tunes, i have to select some weird plan thing. ughh...
anyway,
you know the little button on the side where it lets you record stuff??
well my friend's friend did it with hers and she was able to set it as her ringtone.
does anyone know how to set it as a ringtone?
thanks

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AIDS


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:20 am

can you get aids from having sex on your period?

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nose= infected


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:16 am

i've had my nose pierced since the beggining of december and ever since i switched my ring to a smaller size (i couldn't get the 18g in because all the curves and stuff. too difficult and it hurt really bad) it keeps getting t his bubble constantly on the side of my nose. like right beside my nose ring. and when i think it's going to go away it decides to come back. i clean it with hydrogen peroxide about 2-3 times a day. and it never seems to go away.. doe anyone know how to treat this or what the hell it is? thanksss =]

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retarded b.f


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 11:01 am

ok i have one of those badass...asshole kind of b.fs.....but i dont care what ne1 says me n him are awesome together...but lke he has a serious problem about expressing his feelings....lke he doesnt do alot of cute things lke he says i love you and sumtimes a cute comment here or there but other than that he does/says nothing cute.....n he gets all defensive when i try n tell him how i feel..wth do i do?

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Need help about sisters


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 10:57 am

I am worried about my sister doing drugs. How do I know if she is or isn't? or How do I ask her?

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ahh i feel horrible for thinking this


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 10:42 am

i have a little situation...my best friend who i've know all my life, shes always been there i really can't remember my life without her in it. and recently we've been working out and trying to get in shape for s.b 07..and anyways i hateee that i'm saying this and thinking this, but like er i sometimes don't wanna go places with her because shes not really like pretty and i hate that i just said that. and i wanna give her a makeover because she could be soo pretty if she only wore cuter clothes for her body did some stuff with her hair, and other stuff. but i don't know what to do. i don't wanna tell her that or anything but i don't know what to do. and i just feel horrible for ever thinking. so ah i don't know what to do!

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How do you advertise your site for free?


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 10:35 am

I need to advertise my column, but how? I don't have alot o fmoney, so i don't want itto cost. Is there a free way?

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skin


Posted Sunday February 18 2007, 10:27 am

why is it bad to wear make up at a young age (kids)? Is it something with their skin? What age can you wear make-up?

When you wax does like (un-noticely) some of your skin is damaged or ripped so it's better off shaving?

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