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Bloody boxers
so me and my girlfriend had sex last night in her car, but afterwords my boxers were all bloody so i throught them out the window. IF someone finds my boxers do you think they would do a DNA test or anything like that to try and find me? I'm really paranoid about this. thanks.
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My question to you is why would you throw your boxers out in the first place? There is something called a TRASH CAN.
And I don't think anyone would want to touch some bloody boxers laying in some random spot to take to the police for a DNA testing unless they thought someone got murdered..
And if they for some reason wanted to do a DNA testing, it would be hard to find you unless you have a criminal record
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uh, your probably ok unless someone like finds them and reports them because they think someone got killed. lol. just next time throw them away like somewhere safer. good luck
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Yes the CSI team will be right on the scene and they will link your DNA to that of a serial killer in a matter of 48 hours. Then you will be arrested and you will be sitting with the animals in jail while you eat 2 week old bologna and kool-aid everyday until your first appearance before a judge and if you're lucky then bail will be set and met or back to jail with the animals you go until you are finally exonerated/sentenced.
NOT. Relax.
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I don't think anyone would want to touch bloody boxer, so you don't anything to worry about.
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