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what to wear to rock concert?


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 12:11 pm

Tomorrow I'm going to a rock concert with a friend. What should I wear, and how should I do my hair and makeup?

Also, what do you think I should take? We're going to be standing near the mosh pit, and I don't want to lose anything valuable.

Thanks in advance, xxx

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i dont get it:(


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 11:58 am

I found this in a quotes website and i really dont understand it.Can any one of you please explain it to me??


Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,
When time is broke and no proportion kept!
So is it in the music of men's lives.
And here have I the daintiness of ear
To cheque time broke in a disorder'd string;
But for the concord of my state and time
Had not an ear to hear my true time broke.
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me;
For now hath time made me his numbering clock:
My thoughts are minutes; and with sighs they jar
Their watches on unto mine eyes, the outward watch
Whereto my finger, like a dial's point,
Is pointing still, in cleansing them from tears.

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They're dating now? Kill me.


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 11:54 am

Here's the story. From 4th grade all the way up to 8th I had a crush on the same guy. Simon, I'm not even gonna lie about his name. We had this kind of hate-love relationship. Basically, we pretended to hate eachother, he would "bully" me (i would enjoy it) he'd make fun of me, and I'd make fun of myself, and it was all good cause it gave us a reason to talk to eachother which we enjoyed. In 9th grade, for no real reason, we stopped talking. It got awkward, we'd just avoid eachother, and pretend we'd never met.

I couldn't get over it. Get over HIM, to be exact.
But it was okay, cause in a year we'd both be going to highschool and never had to see eachother again, I'd HAVE to get over him.

To my...

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need more


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 10:18 am

i really need more answers, you might think there good, but they still dnt make sense to me :]

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=488465

thanx

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my Boyfriends Father s me. HELP!


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 10:12 am

alright.
so i spent april 7th- april 22nd at my boyfriends house for spring break.
we are in a long distance relationship.
spring break was the first time i had seen him since january.
well. me and my boyfriend have been together for a year and 2months. we are very much in love. and plan to get married within the next few years.
the only problem right now is his father.
his father for some reason s me.
neither of us know why because i have never been rude or disrespectful to him or anything bad. but his dad calls me a wench and a . and stuff like that. my boyfriends father hating me is causing tension between the two of them. and i dont want them to have a bad relationship because o...

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Dog Pees in the house


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 9:40 am

My dog is 4 years old and housebroken. Lately (six months and counting) he pees in the house. He usually picks something that is laying on the floor, shoes, bookbags, clothes. He is crated when we are not home and is on a leash when he is outside. What can we do to stop this?

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confused


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 9:00 am

okay. i am best friends with two girls. they consider me their best friend too. but i always feel left out. i am not the jealous type and i am not jealous, but they live within five min. from each other. one of my friend drives so she is always at my other friends house. the one friend who drives use to consider me the "best" friend. like we were just closer. but that was all before she got her license. now that she has it she is over there every day. like we will hang out after school and then they would bring me home, but they would go to each others house after they dropped me off. i dont get it. do they really consider me their best friend? i am so confused.

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fingering


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 8:31 am

k so about a month ago or maybe less than a month my boyfriend was fingering me and still has been. but afterwards i had really bad cramps and my stomach felt really tight and i'd bleed a little. and i know that the cramps werent my period because that wasnt until the 19th and it was still a ways away. but when the 18th came i thought i started my period cause there was blood so i put a tampon in. (he hadnt fingered me that night i dont think) but anyways that was the only blood there ever was.. and the tampon wasnt even full. and usually i last for like 4 or 5 days with a decent amount of blood. i heard that physical activity and advil will help slow blood down and that week was cheer clinics for me and i took a buttload of advil because i...

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youngg jeezy concert ! woot


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 7:12 am


In a month or so, there is going to be a JAM'N 94.5 Concert about 40 minutes away. My parents and I are a little tense about the concert because there's going to be all rap stars there. (Young Jeezy, Omarion, Bow Wow, Jim Jones, Lloyd, Ne-Yo, Ludacris etc.) And I would LOVE to see these people live, but I'm afraid these rap guys will attract bad people. Do you think the concert would attract a lot of "gangsters" and etc.?? I`m scared they might like pull out a gun and I want to feel safe... Please give me any advice and answers that you can...

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Aargh, I can't fall asleep :(


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 6:28 am

It's passed 3 AM, I'm really stressed out over my classes and can't fall asleep. I've been up all nightworking on this stupid assignment (I'm a senior in college)-- I'm too burned out to keep working on it, but I'm too awake to just go to sleep and work on it tomorrow (the actual deadline, holy crap...but I'm going to turn it in a day late). I procrastinated a bit much, and am now paying the price. Excuse the rambling, I'm burned out and can hardly think straight... BUT-
what do you do in similar situations where you're way too burned out from studying, but still can't go to bed? Any tips on relaxing and just going to sleep? Oh, i know the whole Time Management thing, and getting things done on time before they stress you out too ...

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why is he and his mother acting this way its not like we wer


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 6:25 am

ok well i was going out with my ex boyfriend for 7 weeks when i found out he was going around the town saying that he was just messing me about.so i decided i was going to break up with him.i was going to ring him to ask him could we meet up but i couldnt bare to see him after saying all kind of stuff about me.i really didnt want to believe that he said really mean stuff about me because he had said he loved me so many times.and i had fallen in love with him.so i decided i would just send him a text message saying that i was breaking up with him because of all the stuff he said about my friends and i.the next day i came home from school and he was ringing me well i thought it was him.it was actually his mother ringing me from his phone.she ...

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lip gloss


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 6:21 am

i have this problem, like i can't ever wear lip gloss. it always dries up into a gunky line of white on the inside rim of my lips. does anybody else have this problem?

i think it might have to do with the humidity because it only really happens when its warm out.

so my question is how do i fix this? because i have a lot of lipglosses i want to wear but i can't. thanks!!

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should i get it checked out by a doctor?


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 5:57 am

well,yesterday at school i was sitting in the shed with all my friends just talking and messing about.and then in a flash this basketball was kicked into the side of my head where my temple is and then i banged the back of my head into the wall.i stood up and i fell back down again because i went all dissy and my eyes went blury.i felt like vomiting and going to sleep all yesterday.today im home from school because i have a really bad headache and i still feel like im going to get sick.my appetite is gone.and i just feel exhausted ater having 10 hours sleep.im just worried of it because it was the temple of my head.should i get it cheaked out by a doctor?

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Drugs


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 4:07 am

Omg ii got a questiiOn and ii cnt fiind on the net lol
well im doiing a project on ice methaphatimine and ii need to know at least 6 reasons why teens do drugs

thxx muxh =]

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ipods come on


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 2:34 am

hey I'm getting an iPod video in a few days
and I just wanna know

how many music videos can you hold ?
how many whole movies can you hold ?
how many pictures can you hold ?
how many songs can you hold ?


how much do the songs cost ?
how much do the videos cost ?
how much do the whole cost ?

thanks

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Confused


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 2:30 am

How do you know if you're in love?

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A goofy movie


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 1:30 am

Hey I really like the movie "A goofy movie" which came out in the late 90s and I really want to know where I could buy it. And I'm talking about the first one not the second one. I live in Australia, so if you're american don't say an American shop. I really don't know where to find it because it's kinda old...thanks!

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i love him im for sure


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 1:22 am

okay so on april 20th right after school i met the boy of my dreams hes half porto rican (im not sure how you spell it sorry) and half black his name is carlose well he asked me out on friday and i told him yea.So i was on my way home from my friends house and her and my boyfriend were like talking for like 40 minutes because i had to do my homework well i called him and he hung up with her and she called me the next day and was like yeah he said he wants to marry me and have a baby with me and all this other shit.So the next day whick was on Sunday i confronted him on the phone and i said did you say that stuff to amanda and he said hell no babe i dont even like her.Well i didnt belive amanda whick is like my best friend i belived my boyfr...

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Why she lied?


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 1:22 am

why did she lied? okay i was having a good talk to my friend just our hey and whats going on. her phone rang and she pick it up, i heard a "hello...Lara" she hang up quick and i laughed and she did also and i said
"who was that?"
she said "wrong number"
"but i heard them say your name" I said
"umm i dont know..just wrong number" the cell rang again and i looked at it and the number showed. it didnt say a name but i knew the number was from our old school friend of ours. i said "its Tony..." (tony calls her once in a while) she said"oh..really?...well he can leave a message" and we continue talking.
why did she lie about that? i know...

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Jewelry.


Posted Thursday April 26 2007, 1:08 am

Okay so i have some jewelry. And i think its pretty nice too. So i really need money. So you know those places where you go and like sell the jewelry to the store. Well What are those places called?

Think its a good idea?

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