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What exactly does it mean to be turned on? What are the symptoms of being turned on?
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 11:29 pm
me and my friend were talking and i kinda got wet but not in the mood like my heart rate didn't get any faster i didn't breath any harder, i just got a little wet is that normal? or to be turned on do you have to have a increased heart rate and breathing heavy? what would this be considered if not turned on?
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How do I return his things.
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 10:42 pm
My boyfriend and I broke up and he returned my things...He was using the strategy to try and talk to me but i was working so he did not catch me home.....i am usually at school on mondays but i had to be at work because my boss forgot and put me on schedule to work....he thought i would be home but i was working....we ended up talking on the phone and he thought that i hd been hanging out with another guy...he didnt trust me....i didnt trust him either....the conversation ended in him breaking up with me. A part of me is relieved and another in denial......I still have some of his tees and hats and stuff like that....I want to return it but in a very classy way. Would going to his work and giving them back while he is on break be a good ide...
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He dumped me because I wasn't good enough for him
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 10:24 pm
So last Spring Break this guy that I couldn't stop thinkiong about asked me out and of course I said yes. I liked him so much that whenever I thought of him (while we were going out) I would lose my appitie. So for the next week I barely ate anything because of the horrible butterflies I got from him.... A couple of months later things weren't going too well and he broke up with me. He said I wasn't good enough for him, which are words from his friends. My friends told him opposite though. Anyway, I know he was a jerk and I shouldn't be worried about this but one of my friends said something that worries me today...
I have a friend that is kind of plugged into ALLL of the school drama and such, he said that my ex still realllly likes...
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last names
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 10:23 pm
I'm a bit confused on something
If you have a ceremony but aren't legally married would you be able to take the last name of your spouse or would it need to be a legal marriage?
What exactly makes a marriage legal?.....What is the difference between a ceremony and a legal marriage?
Also, If you had a ceremony would you still refer to others as husband and wife?
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Guys opinion! Text?
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 5:11 pm
Alright, sooo...
-what are some really funny/cute things i can say to this guy im talking to that will make him SMILE? I want to say like cute things i know will make him smile or laugh.
-What are things i can do/say to start a conversation or keep one going? Like to keep him interested and keep it fun?
-What are some things to NOT/NEVER do when i'm texting him? thanks!
15/f and he is 16.
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Should I text him back.
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 10:29 am
Hi. So I was really interested in this guy and he kept telling me he was interested back and we were pretty much dating just not officially. We were SO close and I am head over heals for him. And then one day he just decided he didn't want it anymore. So he stopped talking to me. And I never really got an explanation as to why and I don't want to be needy and annoying and question him about it. I guess when things were good between us I didn't know how much I had to lose, I always appreciated him of course but I learned how strong my feelings for him are once he decided to end things. So any ways now knowing that I need advice as to this, He texts me maybe once every two weeks. I make sure after he texts me once a week later i text him beca...
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Dating his BEST friend?
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 7:26 am
Okay, it's a long story.... I started talking to this guy about three months ago (We are both 17 by the way) He and I hit it off and he asked me to be his girlfriend, but he just wanted to hang out a few more times first before it became official. He even told me he loved me. Well, between the times we hung out, he met another girl and started dating her behind my back and lied to me about it, telling me he was too busy for a girlfriend with hockey and school and everything and that the distance between us was too much (40 minutes away) However, this other girl lives even farther away from him. Now, he did tell me maybe later on he and I could date if things didn't work out for him and this other girl. But I really don't want to wait for th...
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Questioning her loyalty
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 4:55 am
Hi I am a 30 year old male.
And let me break it right down...
I'm rich, came from a wealthy family...
Has been rich all my life, and it's a girl that I'm dating, well we are long distance...
She's in La and I'm in Miami...
So were now in a long distance relationship...
Ok, so I'm rich and she's not, and it's fine, because I don't judge people based of there income weather I should date them or not.
So a long time ago, she wanted to be my personal assistant, because she knew I was looking for one at the time. And I told her I don't mix business with pleasure, then. Plus I kinda thought that she just wanted to be my personal assistant, for the money and the fact that she could go to the...
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How do I handle his hurtful jokes?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 11:53 pm
I'm a 20 year old female from America. My boyfriend and I have been going out for 7 months, but we've known each other since we were little. But my boyfriend has a dark sense of humor. He'll make jokes about other girls or breaking up with me or other things. He sees them as just jokes, and I'm not the type that can't take a joke but sometimes he does it too much. He tells me he'll tone it down but it just seems to occur again. How can I handle this? Thanks in advance! :)
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Divorce: I don't want to be with him anymore
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 9:10 pm
I have been married to my husband for almost 20 years I got married when I was 14 yrs old. He cheated on me and had a child with his mistress. I loved him so much that I didn't care I just wanted to be with him no matter what. Now I have realized that I was so stupid to have stayed with him. I stopped loving him about 5 yrs ago but I have stayed with him because I feel sorry for him! I am now gonna be 34 yrs old & want to move on with my life to see if I can find some happiness. I just don't know what to do make him understand that I don't want to be with him anymore??
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Does he have another girl?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 5:24 pm
So back in November I met this guy named Marcus and we exchanged numbers and we talked literally from the moment we woke up to the moment either of us went to bed. And his college is 4 hours away from mine but over christmas break we were going to hangout. And we were pretty much dating without officially dating. But sometimes he would get cold towards me and we would fight kind of a lot but we ALWAYS talked through it and we ended up not hanging out over break, I got sick and had to cancel and I asked him if he still wanted to and he said maybe but never brought it up again so i took it as he didn't want to. So we both went back to school and it was a week later and I feel like he liked me more than he ever had before by the way he was tal...
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Dating my "ex"'s best friend?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 3:23 pm
Okay, it's a long story.... I started talking to this guy about three months ago (We are both 17 by the way) He and I hit it off and he asked me to be his girlfriend, but he just wanted to hang out a few more times first before it became official. He even told me he loved me. Well, between the times we hung out, he met another girl and started dating her behind my back and lied to me about it, telling me he was too busy for a girlfriend with hockey and school and everything and that the distance between us was too much (40 minutes away) However, this other girl lives even farther away from him. Now, he did tell me maybe later on he and I could date if things didn't work out for him and this other girl. But I really don't want to wait for th...
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Whats a good way to spend time with my bf?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 7:51 pm
So, me and my boyfriend go to different schools.
He plays soccer so basically he plays every Saturday.
He says he wants to see me already, and so do i.
My mom knows about him but hasn't met him.
So what would be a good way and productive way that we can spend time? Another thing, im Mexican and i speak both Spanish and English, but since i was 5 i mostly spoke English. But hes more of a Spanish person, should i mist speak Spanish, or ty to speak english around him?
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My Boyfriend wants to have sex, but I don't. How do I get him to stop touching me in places I don't want him to?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 4:58 pm
13/f, bf/16
The other day I gave my boyfriend a blow-job cuz he normally asks me for one, but this time after I was done he asked me if I wanted to have sex and I said no cuz I know i'm not ready. Now he won't stop asking me and he'll try to like touch me in my private place,kiss my kneck and put his hand up my shirt. How do I tell him I don't want to have sex with him in a way he will stop asking and touching me.
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My boyfriend is SUPER controlling... what do I do?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 3:21 pm
I love my boyfriend to death and i know i want to be with him forever.Everything is perfect except he is super controlling.
-He hates my friends so i need to get rid of them
-His rule is i only get to hang out with friends once every 2 weeks.(Even though hes always hanging out with friends)
-I need to be texting him the whole time i am with friends
-I need to call him everynight
-I cant keep my nose piercing (i think i should have the right to decide what piercings or tatoos i get)
-He doesn't let me ever talk to any guys even just saying hi
-He thinks everything i wear is so slutty so i can hardly wear anything
I don't know what to do please help! I want to keep him he...
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Is dating his best friend okay in this situation?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 1:33 pm
Okay, it's a long story.... I started talking to this guy about three months ago (We are both 17 by the way) He and I hit it off and he asked me to be his girlfriend, but he just wanted to hang out a few more times first before it became official. He even told me he loved me. Well, between the times we hung out, he met another girl and started dating her behind my back and lied to me about it, telling me he was too busy for a girlfriend with hockey and school and everything and that the distance between us was too much (40 minutes away) However, this other girl lives even farther away from him. Now, he did tell me maybe later on he and I could date if things didn't work out for him and this other girl. But I really don't want to wait for t...
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fighting when we are apart but happy when we are together bad?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 7:46 am
22/f. Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost a year. This is my first real relationship that's why i am clueless in the beginning. When i am with him i am happy. Super happy. Like things are just perfect and i dont give a damn about anything else. But when we are apart, that's when the fights and misunderstanding happens. An every single time we fought, i always cry my eyes out. At that moment i know i have never been more sad in my life before. It just heart breaking everytime we have a fight. Sometimes when we dont see each others for dayssss we started to get irritated about small stuffs, we say hurtful words but we always make up in the end. So there... I know every relationship go through tough times. I am certain he loves m...
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my friend stole my bf!
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 6:46 am
i need help guyz!i am a girl and 12 year old and i am from india. i had a bf a year ago...after some months a girl came named amanda and became by bf's best friend. then one day she called me and said that my bf told that he dont want to continue our relationship. i asked him and he just ignored me! plz give me advice so i can get him back...
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need to know if i should message him or not
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 5:00 am
hi 20/f him 19/m
ok so me and my ex broke up cause he said he doesnt love me any more. i still really love and care about him. before we broke up we talked and agreed that we would still stay friends. it has been like 6 months since we broke up and we would talk every day. i have really bad depression issues and tend to get really down on myself and tell him what i am thinking and most of the time it will end up with us fighting. and about a week ago we ended up getting into another fight and he said it would be best if we dont talk any more and if we do that we just stay friends and nothing more. but since then he hasnt texted me and if i ask if he hates me he wont answer and no matter how mant times a say im sorry it doesnt seem to...
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What does DTF mean? Why is he writing all this?
Posted Sunday March 4 2012, 1:37 am
Okay, so I know this is a bit ridiculous question, but.. There's this guy and back in High School we kind of hated each other, or well yeah. I actually liked him before I hated him, but whatever.
So.. we're now friends on FB.. and the other day I poked him.. and yesterday he poked me back.. he also liked a page that says "I see you poked me. I assume your DTF?" I also liked this page.
yeah.. I just have a question.. what does this mean? does it mean nothing... or.. what? I don't know. I just needed some more opinions... and what should I do.. I'm stressing! and probably reading way too much into this. anyways, thanks for reading and if you answer thanks for answering! <3
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