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Application Question: Explain special training?


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 9:02 pm

Explain your Special Training

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how to fake virginity


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 7:04 pm

i live in a society where sex before marriage isn't allowed.. so how can i now fake virginity..?? :/

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yes or no pregnancy?


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 10:31 am

i started using birth control pills (triphasil) since 16 jan and have been taking it everyday at the same time,and then got my period on the 2nd-4th feb...i then recently had unprotected sex which was on the 28 jan and then on the 4th march i got my period again..isit there a possibility that it might not be my periods and that i may be pregnant..because i do take my pill at the same time everyday and hav never missed 1

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Cannot hold down a job


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 10:29 am

I'm a 23 year old male who is gay. I have a partner who is 41 years old and he supported me for the last 5 years. He is very wealthy. During those five years I took so many jobs but I did not keep them. They were very short lived. I have become accustomed to relying on my partner for all of my financial needs (car, housing, food, gas etc.) I have taken advantage of all of the perks.

Before this relationship I was able to keep a job because I had no choice and my parents were not wealthy. I was independent. How can I condition myself to keeping a job?

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have never gotten a detention before and I don't know how to tell my parent


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 6:32 am

so i got a detention for mucking around in the kitchen at school and I dont know how to tell my parents. i was given a detention slip and one of them has to sign it but i don't know how to give it to them without them getting really mad or shouting at me, because i've been really good all year. PLZ HELP ;-;-;-;

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I love my BF, but I can't stop cheating.


Posted Wednesday March 4 2015, 1:38 am

I'm a 27 year old gay male. He's 34, also gay male. We live apart in the same city. We mostly see one another on weekends, even though he works just two blocks from my apartment. Truly, I love him and don't want to hurt him. I know this is bad for me, and for him, even if he never finds out. I don't want to continue these patterns of behavior, but can't manage quitting them, and don't have people in my life I trust to confide in. I have been trying to stop cheating for over a year now, but I end up giving in about every 2-3 months by having a one night stand on a gay dating app or website. I feel awful afterward, delete any profile or email or pictures I used, and vow that this time was the last time and that I won't ever do it again. But e...

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How to tell my parents im Bi-sexual


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 11:12 pm

I want to know how to tell my parents that i am bi. All my Friends know But no one in my family does so how do i break the news to them?

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Beating myself up


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 10:02 pm

Hi!
So, I can't stop beating myself up. I'm funny, which only gives me more power to make cracks about myself. Other people think they're funny which is what I sort of want, but making people laugh isn't really worth hurting yourself over. Yesterday I had a depressive episode where I felt like everyone was against me because at chorus, I have to sing the tenor part and the bass people are behind me and the teacher was like,"It's not that hard." Like sorry, but I can't read music and it's not easy to sing a high part when the bass people are behind you. I don't want to, but I have to stick with chorus because that's really the only thing I do besides theater. Theater is another thing I beat myself up about. My man crush (ye...

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death/hate my family


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 9:53 pm

My dad died last week and I do not get along with my family, and this is something I've accepted for years now. From the outside, we looked like the perfect family, and everyone thinks I'm the sweetest, nicest, most perfect daughter. But in reality, I am the emotionally out of control black sheep in my family. I've never felt truly understood by them. At times in which I've felt suicidal throughout my life, they weren't there for me emotionally.Everyone keeps telling me how highly my dad spoke of me and how much he loved me, but all I can remember are our fights and horrible, hateful words toward each other, that most people who "know us so well" could never imagine. The two of us have had a very distant relationship since I'm 11 ...

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masturbation over sex with me?


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 9:39 pm

Okay, I've been with my boyfriend for 2 years, he's great. He supports me and my 2 children from my marriage. I'm 25 & he's 4 yrs older then me. He's had over double the sexual partners ice had, which in my opinion he's pretty experienced and I'm not so much. I have always been pretty adventurous sexually. We have a great sex life. He's only enjoyed oral from 1 other girlfriend and I've only enjoyed anal with him,as examples. Also we both watch porn from time to time when the other is at work or out... well I just found out its actually very common for him. Habitual even, which I don't mind, he watches safe and age appropriate porn., but I discovered he does it when I'm home and go to sleep before him. The problem is I've told him I wan...

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Transgender??


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 9:11 pm

Hi! I'm a 15 year old biological girl and I'm having a bit of an identity crisis. I think that I might be transgender. Some days I feel so feminine and I go to school it frilly shirts and hair ribbons but some days I take clothes from my brothers closet. I love my long hair, but somedays it disgusts me and I tuck it into a cap. My identity changes and I don't know what I want. I know what I want. I know that there's genderfluid people and people without genders but I want to pick one. I feel like if I had to pick girl or boy I'd be cutting a part of myself off... What do I do?

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Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 2:50 pm

F\18 hey am highschool senior i
am in love with z same boy 4
three yrs now, i knw he loved
me n asked me to be his gf
about 3 yrs ago but i said no, i
don't knw hw he feels now but i
knw mine.., we r on z same class
but we don't talk like classmates
wen we see eachother we act
like we don' t even knw each
other, but z amazing thing is zat
we talk by Watsapp we even
make fun of eachother. as many
of my friends think zat we will
endup together i also think z
same, u knw zat chemistry ya
we definetly have it, i can't stop
imagining us together, i even go
to school just with a tought zat i
will find him at z gate ...

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Pressure to Urinate


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 12:30 pm

Hello, I am twenty years old and female.
I am currently on my second to last day of my period.

Yesterday and today, today is worse, I've been having this very annoying pressure to urinate all the time but when I to the bathroom, I don't actually urinate or it's a tiny amount. However, when I actually do go, it's an even worse pressure - but I can't really describe it as a burning sensation, it's honestly still just pressure there. I have yet to feel a burning sensation during urination.

My first instinct was to think it's a UTI, very common in women but then I read that any irritation to the vagina during your period could cause this, sorry too personal, but on Saturday night, my boyfriend and I hooked ...

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don't know how much more I can take


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 10:29 am

I am 24/f. I recently moved out of my house and moved to graduate housing at my university. before i begin, i just want to give a brief description of my family. they are extremely controlling. my mother is absolutely nuts. she is a narcissist and i can tell you that she has ruined my life. both my parents are the most irresponsible people i have ever met in my life and how someone gave them a child is beyond me. i was adopted at birth. all of the paperwork and everything was set up before i was even born. she confessed to me that the reason the adoption finally went through is because she called continuously and harassed them until they gave her the child. i would like to meet the social worker who ruined my life. at this point in my life...

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mfm/threesome/I need advice


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 6:10 am

So years ago but since my have hubby & i have been married..we had sev. Mfm/three some w/our friend scott. We were young & partying a lot more then.
(Its been like 18 yrs. Ago) but nonetheless..it happened..mutually by all involved..& sev
. Diff. Times w/in less than a years time. ...can't remember why exactly it stopped but it was definitely. Not because of any relationship/jealousy issues thAt my hubby /i all of a sudden developed ..it just stopped. Thru the past 18 yrs or so since every once I n awhile during some nasty fun fantasy sex between my hubby & i only..he has brought up those fun mfm threesome we use to have & we relive either those times w/our friend scott that he watched me fuck/suck & a...

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Why is a good thing to give an oppertunity as a gift?


Posted Tuesday March 3 2015, 12:52 am

I have this struggle and I am not sure if I should give someone this opportunity of being the store manager or not. This person seems reliable and what not, but smells like marijuana quite often. I spoke to him about it and he has not stopped till recently.

Do I trust this man?

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popping my cherry


Posted Monday March 2 2015, 11:12 pm

Can you pop you own cherry by masturbation?

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Getting to my calling college


Posted Monday March 2 2015, 9:53 pm

My Dad has been driving me up the wall, and it's getting to where I just want to just cry myself to sleep. He is a very racist and has gossiped about literally everyone I have ever known. Now unless you are christian, you may not be able to help with my problem because of what I'm about to say, but I have been christian all my life, and my dad used to be. To be honest, he says he is, but I hardly ever see him in church, I havnt seen him pray in years, and he talks about everyone he meets. when I was 12, he literally led me to depression. I'm gonna be serious here, I can't even talk to him, because literally anything I say he will either cry about and call me a bad person, making me feel worthless, or he will go red hot mad and trap me in th...

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pregnancy


Posted Monday March 2 2015, 4:02 am

will i b pregnent if my boyfriend fucked me from back side....my age is 19

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Texting creep


Posted Monday March 2 2015, 12:10 am

Ok, so a little while back I started receiving text messages from a random guy asking for someone named Angie. I said I knew no one of that name and he starts asking me what my name is. My parents have always taughted me to be careful with who I give my name out to, so I said no. After a while he starts asking weird questions like if I like possums and have ever hit one, then started talking about my shoes and wanted me to send pictures. Naturally, I refused. He then started asking for numbers of girls in my contacts and asks a total of three times for my picture. All he knew was that I was sixteen, and kept trying to squeeze out information. Later that week when I was with my friends I told them about that, one said she heard of a lot of g...

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