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Older Men


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 9:20 pm

Ok I am in the 7th grade and all of my friends have boyfriends, I can get boyfriends but they arent my age.. I usually go out with older boys as in 9th graders. My friends think that it is gross, do you think it is gross?

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Is my body that bad?


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 9:09 pm

22/f

Hi, i work out a lot and i am not the curviest girl. However, I have hips and a booty. See my problem is a woman told me that all people who have abs or a six pack have no shape in their waist.

It really bothered me because since i am black it is assumed that I am supposed to have a big butt and large breast. I am the opposite, I am a big b cup small c cup and I have a decent sized booty. I mean i wear a size 0-2, I have always been a slender girl. My measurements are 29-23-36. But some of the people I am around think that i am too small or have no shape. Some even say that i am less of a black girl because I am not thick enough to be considered a true black girl. I didn't know that it would bother me ...

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GUY + FRIEND PROBLEMS = SADNESS : (


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 8:59 pm

13 / f

Alright , soooo ... This question could be in two categories (relationships -> friendship and -> love life) but I put it in this one . ALSO -- this WILL be long . I'm sorry , but I'm afraid I won't really get my point across without some of these details . Please read it all :)

First , something to add to my situation is my brief description of the perfect guy is :
FUNNY , SMART , NICE , LOYAL , and all those other things that every other girl wants in a guy .
OHH , and to add to that , I'd LOVE if he had an Australian accent (I'm kind of obbsessed with the country :P)

So , here we goo :)
My best friend Sarah and I have had a HUGE crush on a guy named Bryan for ...

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Stressed about this!


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 8:52 pm

Hey I'm 13/F and I love soccer, I really do, it is a passion of mine. But see I never really got to choose soccer. My family kind of chose it for me. I am the youngest of four and all of my siblings have been on the soccer team in highschool and I want to be too. But 37 freshman are trying out... That's just the freshman. I'm kind of close to the coach and hes kind of the one who encouraged to try out but I'm still really stressed and scared. I know I'm good enough and I love soccer but that's so many girls!! My chances aren't great. And I dont even know if soccer is the sport for me but I've never been able to try any others and its too late now. Help me please!

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just friends????


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 7:52 pm

well..... there is this guy i like and he found out and told me that he liked me too, but then he said he didn't like me and just wanted to be "good friends". well he always flirts with me and dosen't have a girlfrined and doesn't like anyone, but he keeps asking me if i have a boyfriend and keeps asking who i like. so i have no idea what he is getting at??? he likes me? yes or no or maybe???

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repeated sinning


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 7:50 pm

please. i am a christian teen and it is so hard to resist certain things. ok. i look at certain things on the computer and i am ashamed. i shouldn't be doing that. what should i do to resist the temptation or just stop the addiction all in all?
please help me!!!

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Procrastination


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 6:54 pm

I'm a horrible procrastinator!

It wasn't always this way; when I was younger I would do my homework as soon as I got home, even on Friday nights. As I grew older, that obviously changed, but the last few months have been exceptionally terrible. I can't seem to motivate myself! I make to-do lists, and always feel great when I accomplish things, but I still leave things until the last minute. How can I break this habit?

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is it bad that I put things like lollipops in my vag?


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 6:13 pm

I do it for flavor, and it doesn't hurt. My boyfriend said that it makes me taste really good :]

He uses it to keep me sweet and whatever flavor he likes :]

But... is it bad for me? Like could I get an infection?

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im killing myself


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 5:32 pm

16/f ive been depressed for a few years but then i met this guy and it changed everything. we dated for a year and i was the happiest person alive. then we broke up and it killed me. but i got through because we were stil really close and i still saw him everyday. he just recently told me that he is moving in 2 weeks. i have cried everyday and will continue to cry everyday about this. i cant stand knowing that i only have 2 more weeks with him before he moves 15 hours away and i will probably never see him again. but the thing is, to deal with all this i burn myself with a curling iron. i dont know why i do this but it gets my frustration out and helps somehow. but people are getting suspicious since im starting to have all these burns ever...

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Feel like I'm slipping


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 5:32 pm

21/f. My boyfriend is 23...um, this is gonna be long, there's a lot to it.

I just graduated from college with a valid degree that I created for myself because I just don't fit in the box. Right now, I "work" at a coffee shop. I used to have 7 days straight of work, and now I'm lucky if I get ten hours a week. I confronted my boss about this, and he told me that my coworkers are "uncomfortable working with" me. I asked my boss for an explanation, and he couldn't give me one; he disagrees with them and doesn't understand their problem...and yet won't give me work.
Now, I'm a very intelligent, pretty girl. I have a lot going for me. I make a point NOT to intimidate people, but how can I avoid doing tha...

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I Am Afraid To Kiss Him.....


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 5:24 pm

Okay...I am an 18 year old girl in high school...
This might be a little lengthy, and detailed...>.< Sorry...
Um..
Let's start in...2000..When I was in 4th grade, I met a boy, and we became good friends. I liked him, but it was a kid-crush. Well, i didn't see him again until 2005, when a mutual friend had a big get-together at her house, in my freshman year of high school. He was there, and the instant i saw him, i remembered my feelings for him. When i arrived at my friend's house, everyone was outside. I got attacked and jumped on by some of my friends, and then he came over, and asked if i remembered him. I was thinking "How could i forget you.." (because even though i had liked other guys and stuff, ...

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Photoshop


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 5:05 pm

Can anybody give me a link (or more)
To a completely FREE FULL photoshop download
No trials
Free
Downloadable

Thanks (:
I've heard theres a free download out there somewhere
I can just never find one
And and don't forget
NO TRIALS


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zebra finches and eggs


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 4:54 pm

OK i ahve 2 zebra finches a male and female, and now their are 15 eggs in the nest and its been a while and nothign has happened i dont even see the female sitting on them untill night time. I really want at least one of her eggs to hatch, but how do we get them to stop laying eggs endlessly and actually care for them?

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Birth Control


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 4:00 pm

I've been on birth control regularly for about 2 years and it is very vital that i am on it. Anyway, my refills were about to expire and i was actually at the doctors a week before they did so i asked if she could refill them, she printed me out the re-fill sheet and gave it to me but she regularly faxes it over so i assumed she faxed one over and then just gave me a copy. so when it came time to go get a new pack, i called the pharmacy and they said i had no refills so i had to go pick up the sheet at the doctors and by the time i was able to do that, it was thursday and i'm supposed to start the new pack on sundays. Soo basically my question is do i have to wait to get my period until i can start up my birth control again or think i will ...

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BI-POLAR


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 3:53 pm

Dealing with day to day life with other that suffer from this aswell as I.And maybe on some of the meds that we take I take topamax and citalopram and some days are a battle and some days are not.

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This guy confuses me...


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 3:25 pm

17/f
Hey, so there's this guy I like and we've been out a couple times and we always end up together at parties and stuff, but he goes through phases it seems of always wanting to talk to me- where he texts me like all the time then sometimes he acts like he can't be bothered with me.

I'm just kinda confused with him, he always says he doesn't want a relationship but then he asks me out on dates every so often. Then I don't know if I should go out with him because I really like him and I don't know if he will ever want to be in a relationship and I could end up getting hurt.

Any advice or ideas will help thanks :)

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I'm bored


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 2:56 pm

I'm bored and I just got my Ipod nano a few days ago. I already got 118, i want more tho lol.
Anyways do anyone of you know some songs i might like.

I like pop,
a bit of rap and Hip Hop,
i also like heavey metal, rock.

I would like some slow songs and some songs that I can just go crazy and dance.
(do not put Lady GaGa or Britneay spears, tired of there songs repeating on the tv)

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dermatillomania


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 2:20 pm

Ive been picking at my lips for as long as i can remember(im 25/f).I only recently found out that this is an actual disorder and im not the only one that does this.That has made me feel a little better about my problem but i still want this to be over.I feel like i cant stop myself,like i have no control over this.I also pick at my cuticles,nails,scabs,anything that i can.I feel like its a bad problem and i have no help from anyone,everyone tells me to ''stop picking'' and that its not a good look but i cant help myself.my family knows my friends know but i dont think they think its as big of a problem as it is,i just dont know where to start to try to fix this...can anyone help?

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02


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 1:21 pm

Sorry this might be in hte wrong category.

Right, on 02 you can have your 02 numbers.

Which means free calls and text to your 10 choosen numbers.

However, you have to give in an email address and mi mam told mi to put hers (so she could keep a check on what was going on).

The problem is, does anyone no if you change a number or add a number to your 02 list .... Does it send an email to the given email address to let them know??

Please help!!

17 - Female -

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I have alot of time to wait, tips to help me through it?


Posted Saturday May 30 2009, 1:01 pm

Heya, im a 17 year old guy (18 next month) and iv been alone for what seems like a life time..i know i should count myself lucky for the one girlfriend i have had which was 5 years ago now :/

anyway i get kinda lonely and i know iv got alot more waiting before some one comes into my life and makes me happy. tips for the lonlyness please?

I like Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Guitar, Drums, Art and Making somthing worthwhile eg: songs and video's (skate or snowboarding) if you could give me artistic hints for video idea that would be appreciated too thanks :) but use it as a side note ;D

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