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suicide... hopefully the last one


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 1:59 pm

so.. i'll keep this hort. im gonna die soon hopefully... any tips? im gonna use any and every method possible.... so yeah. just need linis to previous successful cases... any particular drugs? even prescription.... thats basically it really. if im really unlucky ill still be here till the end of this year. which is about six months, if i get what i need, then ill be outta you hair! thanks in advance.

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How to bring up my playboy bunny tattoo on a date?


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 12:20 pm

I'm a guy with a playboy bunny tattoo on my arm. I was stupid and got it on a whim and wish I had never done it now. I'm not a player, and was never into playboy mag. Removal is not an option ($$$).

Anyway, when I meet somebody and we go on our first, 2nd or 3rd date, at some point I need to reveal my tattoo, since she'll see it a somepoint and I'd rather not surprise her.

When I go out wearing a tank or even a short sleeve shirt, I've never had any success meeting girls, as they tend to be repulsed by my bunny because of first impressions.

It's awkward and embarassing, so what would be the best way to tell her on a date, or respond on a bad first impression when my bunny is showing ?
...

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need some advice on what to do with boys when hanging out


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 12:10 pm

im 14/f almost 15 and im going to be a freshman in highschool in the fall. so lately ive had a lot of boys over just hanging out as friends. but i feel like my house is boring and i need some ideas on things to do with boys that they will enjoy as well as me and my friends who are girls too. if you have some ideas please help me out!! thanks

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Popping cherries


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 11:45 am

How much blood comes out when you pop your cherrie? Because I had some blood in my underwear and I didn't get my period and it was like the size of a quarter. Did I pop my cherrie?? Thank you!!

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Co-worker wants me to babysit or change shifts


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 11:43 am

I am a 41 year old female. I work a 12 hour shift from 7a-7p. I am pretty good friends with the girl who relieves me @ night. She has a 4 month old baby who is precious. Her mother has been keeping him for her but is going to be out of town for a while (month or two). Her husband drives a truck and leaves all hours of the night. Now she is asking me to either keep the baby every night on the days we work or to swap shifts with her and work nights until her mother gets back (not sure when or even IF). I love her and the baby but I have my own 2 kids and a husband that also works day shift. If the baby won't sleep we will both be sleep deprived! I am usually exhausted when I get home and don't know if I can handle a baby. If I do swap shifts...

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I'm the other women


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 11:26 am

I work with a hot guy at work and i want to be more than friends . the only problem is that he has a girlfriend he says there not serious but i want him.

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first time - sex


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 11:16 am

okay, so i've been with my boyfriend for 5 months now. we've tried to have sex a couple of times but we can never seem to get it in. i end up getting frustrated only show it and give up. i really want to share this experience with him - is there a way to get his penis inside of me easier? we've already tried fingering.
he claims it was in before when i was on top - but i didn't feel anything. is it supposed to hurt?
thanks!

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i get greasy hair really easily.. which shampoo/conditioner should i use?


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 10:48 am

i don't have thin hair or thick hair, more like in the middle (probably closer to thin).
i have front bangs, which i blow dry and usually straighten the ends. (i heard heat makes it more greasy, faster.)

I use Tresemme moisture & remoisture.

however... the problem is, i shower at night, around 8 oclock, dry it by 9, and then when i'm up ready for school at 7am, its already getting greasy.

I took a shower at 11 am yesterday, and it was greasy by 6pm. what shampoo & conditioner can i use so it doesnt get as flat, messy and greasy as quickly? i feel like a mess when i go to school, because everyone else's hair stays cooperative, while mine is pretty gross. (especially when front ...

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Dreams (I guess this comes under this topic?)


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 10:37 am

Do we have certain dreams for a reason? Is it to show us something about a certain person we didn't notice before?
For example, i recently slept on the floor for one night (dont ask why, i dont vene know myself =D) and i had two extremely vivid dreams.
In the first, one of my guy-mates (who've i've kinda got a crush on) was stood around outside with his friends. My friends and I walked past and he held his hand up to me for a high-five, which he does in real life all the time. So i high-fived him and, jokingly, grabbed his hand and continued walking off. Then all of a sudden i was about 15ft away from him and about to walk through one of the doors in my school and i still had his hand. He was a little like one of those Stretch...

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phone cameras (megapixels' quality)


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 10:08 am

so, my old phone, the Sprint Mogul had 2.0 megapixels for its camera. The quality was pretty good, i couldn't complain too much.
i just bought the LG Rumor 2, and it has 1.3 megapixels. it has less, but thats not too bad, is it?
(i'm stuck with this phone for the next 2 years, so i'm hoping to be happy with the camera, lol)

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Bored or no more feelings left??? :(


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 9:41 am

20/f

My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and this is my longest relationship and it has become serious. We have discussed marriage (im not sure if this is what is pulling me away or not cause i am scared of commitment) I care so much for him and he is head over heels for me. He is such a great guy and would do anythihng for me, but I dont feel that pull on my heart or butterflies in my stomach anymore like i did at the beginning of the relationship. Im not sure if im just getting bored with him or if i dont have as strong of feelings for him anymore. Does/has anyone else whos been in a long term/serious relationship feel this way? Will it change? and what can i do to fix it so im not feeling so bored and can get...

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best facial products


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 6:34 am

hey i have dry and oily skin, i get breakouts easily and my face is not evenly toned. What's the best facial product that's cheap but really effective??

and do facial masks really work??

please help!

18F. phil.

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Iced Earth


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 5:50 am

Can any of you suggest any bands like Iced Earth?
Don't suggest Iron Maiden please :)

Thanks!

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peanut butter.


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 5:00 am

hi all. i am 20m amd is currently trying to loose some weight. but i like beanut butter in my daily routine with sandwiches(brown bread). now some people say that its not very fatty in nature but some say that natural peanut butter is actually goo fat but the processed ones which we get in jars is bad. please help my confused situation. and if you think that packed ones are bad but natural ones are good then please tell me and also tell me what is exactly natural peanut butter and how is it made. and if it is way too fatyy in nature then please do tell me so too so i shoul omit it from my diet for a few weeks.
please help friends.

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Telling a girl


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 4:50 am

How can I tell one of my friend-girls that I have a crush on her without being very blunt? In other words, how can I tell my friend that I love her?
I'm 13(m)

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I think i gave a bad blow job


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 1:40 am

So I gave my boyfriend a blow job, but I'm pretty sure i only let him pre-cum but I'm not positive because i definantly swallowed something. But I heard pre-cum is just a little bit of fluid so I'm not sure. So my question is, do guys usually care if you didn't go full out? or are guys just happy there getting action?
oh and hes gotten head before but the girl couldn't make him cum.

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HP mini netbook.


Posted Sunday June 7 2009, 12:49 am

For the new "HP mini netbook" from verizon wireless, do u need to have a verizon phone and contract to buy it ad had Internet access? I really want one since they are only $199, but I have an iPhone with AT&T. Please help. Thank you!!

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Tips for Getting a Great, "Real" Tan


Posted Saturday June 6 2009, 11:16 pm

Hello, all. This is "LagunaBabe," and I'm in need of a little help here. I have been laying out every other day, trying to get a good tan, and for some reason, it's just not getting me tan fast enough, or well enough, for my liking. I am using Hawaian Tropic tanning spray, which is one of the best, but I may not be laying out long enough, etc.

Do you have any tips, tricks or suggestions for getting a real tan laying out?



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A fun person


Posted Saturday June 6 2009, 10:25 pm

How do you become a fun person to hang out with? None of my friends are very fun to hang out with, so I'm afraid when I hang out with other people that I'm not fun. What makes a person fun to be around?

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I'm self-destructive


Posted Saturday June 6 2009, 10:04 pm

It never fails, everyday I spend the day with myself. I have a couple of friends, but none that go to parties or do anything fun. It seems like everyone else is having an exciting summer with friends chilling by the pool or going to parties but I spend every night in my room watching Friends on tv. Ironic.

I don't want to just invite myself places, but somewhere I lost the old, fun me that used to have a ton of friends. Now, everyones grouped off and I've just been left behind. Getting invited to hang out in a tight group of friends has been the hardest thing. Any advice to make my summer NOT suck so bad?

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