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Song "You are the reason"


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 2:21 pm

I heard this song over by benefit makeup. It sounds like Keri Hilson or the Pussycat Dolls and it goes something to the extent of
"you are the reason why i'm living" I can't find it. Any suggestions who sings it or whats the song called?


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advice asap please!


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 2:00 pm

Im 15 femalw, and i would say that i am in shape. but i wasnt always this way what made me change my mind was will power, and well it worked but i didnt lose the weight healthy. i starved myself... i knew when to quit though and now i eat all the time lol. but i need advice for my mom. she is 38 and very much overwieght. she doesnt have the will power to get up and exercise because she is embarrased about her weight so she doesnt do it. i have offered to exercise with her but i know how she would feel obecause i am way skinnier than her. she doessnt have very much muscle and she cand stand on her feet for long because of heel spers. i need some recipies that will help her lose weight without doing much work (even though i think that will be...

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getting back together..


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 1:51 pm

my boyfriend and i just broke up after 9 months, i broke up with him.

well before i dated my boyfriend my ex and i dated for 8 months and i broke up with him to, and he was devestated and i know he really loved me and he was heartbroken for months and i told him it was because i just wasn't feeling it anymore but i was.. i left him because i was scared to get my heartbroken because i honestly loved him and ive had my heart broken before that and i couldn't stand to have it happen again and so i guess i broke up with him before he could brake up with me, but i don't know why because i know he loved me and wouldn't have broken up with me, we never had one fight the whole 8 months we dated well now im single and so is he and we...

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Recurrent Dream...Help


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 1:20 pm

Hello, well I've been having a recurrent dream, not so much the same dream but the same subject. I have a boyfriend, I'm happy we have been together for one year. We are engaged to get married in a couple years, so it's pretty serious. Before him I had trouble relationships, but there was one relationship that I have to admit left me scarred. My first boyfriend. Him and I loved eachother very much while we were dating. My parents didnt want us together, especially my mother, he even cried to her. We did not have a very long relationship because we had an issue that forced me to break up with him.(Not cheating issue just another) But our connection did not end after that, It took me a while to move on and have another relationship, after him...

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he wants to kiss me....or not?


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 12:43 pm

hey (: i'm 19 years old female.

so i like this guy, well actually we're best friends. and last night i was hanging out with him at our friends house and we both left at the same time and we ended up talking outside for like a half hour and like he kept getting close to my face, kind of like he wanted to kiss me. he kept giving me hugs, and stuff like that but i THINK he wanted to kiss me? the thing is i think he's scared. and i just wish he would make a move if he wanted to kiss me! because i'm not just going to kiss him, because what if he wasn't even thinking about kissing me!?

ahhhh what to do!

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sims 3


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 12:35 pm

i just got the sims 3 for my birthday and i did everythin i could to get it to play. finally i press the play button and it says my 'video card' needs to be upgraded ! :(
what do i have to do to upgrade it ? do i have to buy somethin or jus do it myself ?
please and thanks :)

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Please read;; Hamters!


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 11:13 am

So i have another question about hamsters.
I'm sorry if it gets annoying! But i want to take good care of my hamsters. So i woke up and found blood in the cage. Does this mean she is in heat? So can she mate?
Please answer soon!


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confusion..


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 10:43 am

I was doing stuff with a guy and he wanted to cum on my boobs..but it didnt exactly go there, it dripped toward my vag area..like on it, but not in it..it was at the top of it and then i got up really slowly and carefully and rushed to wash it off but im really scared i could be pregnant. he said im not but i dont know

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Cramming


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 9:48 am

I already have a test tomorow on Lab safety. ANd she gave us 17 symbols to remember, and then their exact definition! What is a good way to remember their definition! I am horrible at memorizing things, expeciially in a couple days

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eyes


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 9:33 am

I want to try contacts.
I have an rx for my glasses prescription already thats up to date.
Do I need to make an eye doctor appointment to get an rx for contacts or is it the same prescription?

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skin irritation?


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 3:58 am

I'm 13 and just a few days ago i realized i had some sort of skin irritation on my leg. it's red and sometimes itchy but i can barely notice it. i only noticed it when i went in the jacuzzi water, because it hurt.
here's a picture of it (warning: its pretty gross)
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/alisakwok88/Photo880.jpg
what can i do to soothe it? is it because of the chlorine in pool water or because it's dry?

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telescope


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 3:10 am

it was my birth day yesterday, and ive always wanted a really good telescope, now, i want a scope that i can really see things... i mean... i can see jupider with my own eyes... and i can see the moons and rings of jupider with a peice of crap spoter scope, i want something where i can see the details on jupider, and see nebuas, not a fuzzy spot in the sight, i wanna see a detailed picture... now i realize thats hard to come by, and my price range is pretty low... like, under $350... id also like a tripod with it included... i was looking at the "Vixen R130Sf Reflector Optical Tube Assembly" but it doesnt have a tripod...so it gets expensive... i realise this is demanding list of things for 350, but maybe you all know something i dont

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Is This Normal?


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 3:07 am

I feel like an outsider sometimes with this. Like I absolutely love death metal, heavy metal, and various other kinds of metal. Then I can deeply enjoy country, pop, punk, and rap. I like everything and people call me weird because I like metal, like Chimaira and In Flames kinda metal, then switch the song to pop like Taylor Swift, or Katy Perry.

Is this weird? What do you think?

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True Love Never Dies??


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 2:34 am

My name is Natalie, I am 17 years old and in the beginning to myn9th grade year I dated this guy named James. We were on and off and I listened to other people and it just messed up things for me and him. Over the time I started to fall in love with him. We decided to go back out his first year of college and I was a high school junior, of course it didn't work out because Of our schedules and then months later we had this big fall out and he blocked me from facebook and I deleted his number. In April I think I started feeling guilty because I did treat him like he was nothing and I do love him so I apolgized and he told me that his mother died and he was sorry too be aide life was too short to hold grudges. So we went back to being friends...

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pubes


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 1:25 am

13/m
ok so im 13 and since sometime last yeaer i have had pubes but its getting really bushy i reckon and i want to trim it but not really shave it all off i dont really want to talk to anyone i know about it cause it would be pretty weird...yea
so would it be normal or ok if i was to trim the pubes with scissors
thanks
ps i know its weird

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Was it really my fault?


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 1:05 am

So a couple weeks ago I (a girl) broke up with my boyfriend. We had only been dating for about 10 months, but after about 5 months we started fighting all the time so i decided to end it so we could still be friends and wudn't end up fighting until we hated each other.
But, my best is a guy, and we hang out all the time, and now everyone is saying that I broke up with my bf becuz i was cheating with my friend. All of my other friends are convinced of this even though I tell them otherwise and think I am a complete b*tch. Did I make a a mistake breaking up with him? I know he is really upset about it, so is it my fault even if I didn't cheat? and what do i say to my friends to get them to stop accusing me? Plz help!

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Movie boyfriend


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 1:02 am

I hate answering guy questions on here, but I'm stuck. I was wondering if anyone else has been in this situation before too?

There's this guy, Ben. We've been friends for years but recently started hanging out. Whenever we watch a movie, he'll put his arms around me, hold my hand, rub my side, or I'll fall asleep curled up in his lap. As soon as the movie is over, so is the romance. I thought maybe he liked me, but when I talked to him about it, it scared him off and we didn't talk for weeks. He came over tonight, and once again the movie thing happened. His friends are there, my friends are there. Everyone's seen it, but no one is able to tell me- is this guy into me or is this some sort of movie relationship?

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Mom got rid of kittens without telling me.


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 12:53 am

So, i got two beautiful all white kittens about four months ago. My mom never really liked cats, but she let me get them. Ive always done everything she asked reguarding them, and cleaned the litter everyday. Since they were obviously still kittens they would get into stuff, and it would really get to my mom. She mentioned about getting rid of them quite a few times, but she always made a joke of it. Our agreement was, if i fail to clean the litter then she would get rid of them no questions asked. Well, last night she said something to me about how its a bad time to mention it but she has made a decison about the kittens. She said they are too much to handle and that i am never home (i work a lot) all i did was cry and walked outside.
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what do you think of this title?


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 12:16 am

i'm writing a novella about an arranged marriage long story short. the two are learning about each other each day they spend together - and i'm thinking of using the title "Dazzle Me" - as in like, win me over, etc. would you read this if you saw this title on a book?

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Tattoo ideas (quote or others)!


Posted Sunday August 9 2009, 12:02 am

I'm 18/f and have wanted a tattoo for quite some time.

I've always wanted a short quote along the side of my foot, and there are only 2 things stopping me.

I'm not very pain-tolerant, and I know the foot is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo, and the easiest to get an infection. I've done my research. Also, the quote I used to want is much too long to get on my foot.

So here are my questions:

Does anyone know and good, short-esque quotes you could get tattooed along the side of your foot? [If you've seen a tattoo you think is awesome (small tattoo!) and it's not a quote, feel free to share that too]

And, just in case I decide that I'm much too pain intole...

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