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ectopic pregnancy
Posted Thursday December 10 2015, 2:56 pm
Really amazed by the you answered my question...please not to bother you...when does ectopic pregnancy start,can someone have ectopic pregnancy and have no pregnancy symptoms by two months...can someone have an ectopic pregnancy and still have a bleeding which is periodic like a period..I.e five days bleeding for three months going without actually ejaculated and wasn't probably in her ovulating period@all
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Trouble or not?
Posted Wednesday December 9 2015, 12:58 pm
SO i like this boy and he seems to like me too. At times anyways. We have been through alot together, he is my best friend. We dont talk in person like ever and if we do its a little weird. He is in a relationship and says he happy. I know we shouldnt but we have sexual conversations and he talks to me about his relationship. We planned on having sex but i decided agianst it. He doesnt know what he wants and its really bothersome. His gf pretty much hates me in my opinion. But she keeps telling me she didnt. We dont talk that much anymore. But i believe he still likes me. Side Chick? He says even if he was single he wouldnt date me because if he hurt me that would be the end, because i would hate him and he couldnt live with out me...I dont know anymore.
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i want you to analyze my iambic pentameter in this poem
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 7:32 pm
Remember me in sun splash-silvered hills,
In pensive moments lazing by a stream,
In reveries that flow in gilded rills
To foaming seas and to the land of dream.
Remember me, but only with a smile,
And sigh at myosotis in the lea;
Partake of its sweet blossoming a while,
Its blue corolla and its mystery.
Remember me beside a dusty lane
Of twilight-ribboned indigo and gray
Aglint in fading shades of ochre stain
Belonging neither to the night nor day.
Live in these things for all eternity
And I will know that you remember me…
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What should I do about my current job when I'm moving soon?
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 7:27 pm
I'm a college student who currently works as a nanny. I've been a nanny for the same family for about a year now and I've really enjoyed working for the Mom and really care about her, her son and pets. She pays me really well for not having to work very much and it's been perfect for my school schedule.
Before this I'd worked at several other places in either retail management positions or graphic design, but none of them worked out. Although I'm a good worker and very intelligent (straight A honors roll student) I've had a hard time with my past job positions. At my first job I did very well and was promoted to management in less than six months, but was forced to quit when I came down with a lung infection that caused me t...
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almost had sex(contact and later she got her for two months is she pregnant
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 2:44 pm
I almost had sex with my girlfriend friend we wer both naked I was trying to penetrate her but it wasnt going in...I tried for 5minutes then quitted....no sperm but my penis was just a little watery not that watery...not sure if its precum or her vaginal gland secretion then she had to rub my dick for like ten minutes while standing and she was fully clothed....she told me she had her last period by September ending not specific....we almost had sex oct9...she had her period 6 days later oct15 which lasted minimum of 3 to 5 days...then she had her next period which was not late by nov10 she said it was heavy nd a bit painful it and it lasted for 5 days...it ended nov16...when I approximately calculate her her cycle I notice it was 27 days ...
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Not in Love Anymore
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 11:55 am
Early 20s/F
I have been married for four years to my partner. Due to some tricky circumstances, we got married very soon after we started dating. We moved in together very quickly, merged finances, etc. I have a kid from a previous relationship that now calls him dad as the child was very young when he entered the picture.
When we first were together, he had jealousy/control issues that he worked on and overcame. We were both sexually attracted to each other and I felt like I was in love.
Fast forward two years from then, I begin to feel that my romantic and sexual attraction for him beginning to fade. Even though he worked through the jealousy/control issues, it was something always in the back of my mind that ...
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Curly hair youtubers?
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 2:30 am
Are there any good products or hairstyles for curly hair? Any good youtubers who have curly hair? Thanks!
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I got a personal question
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 12:32 am
Hello me and my ex had sex on November 2 and 6th than i didn't get my period on the 19th of November and now I'm pregnant and he is saying that his doctor told him he as a narrow urethra but that was 3 weeks later now he's saying it not his when I know it is he was the only one I did it with.
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Is changing my college major a good move?
Posted Tuesday December 8 2015, 12:04 am
Long story short, the town I reside in is very small and suburban, there are two mediocre colleges (one private and one community), minimal job prospects and just very little opportunity for growth or career success. I've been attending the private college for 8 months for an Associates in Nursing because when I started I couldn't relocate due to a relationship which I am out of now.
I'm an honors student and I've done very well with my nursing classes, but I feel like I was manipulated as the school seemed to glamorize the nursing field, showing nurses (in their info session) with big smiles on their faces casually chatting with happy, social and clean patients as they adjusted their pillows or gave the medication. They pr...
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Can someone please help me figure out what is wrong with me?
Posted Monday December 7 2015, 9:09 pm
I have always been a very weird person.
I am loud
I laugh loud
I laugh long
I dance through the hallways at my school
I love to sing
I suck at singing
I'm extremely clumsy
I am very bothered by certain things, to the point where I get emotional (when I feel disrespected, when things are very, very unorganized, when I feel excluded)
I would delete and add my ex's number from and to my phone a lot of times
I'm just a generally over-the-top happy person. But something makes me think there is more to it than just that. Something happened to me 2 years ago that just fucked me up.
It was a boy. Of course. How predictable right? I fell in love with a boy t...
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How to change my monotone voice?
Posted Monday December 7 2015, 3:32 pm
I've probably asked this question before but I really don't care, I'm a 16 year old girl and I'm tired of people commenting on my voice. In grade 6 a group of guys made fun of me saying my voice was too deep mind you they've never hit puberty yet so their voices still sounded like little girls. Now it's not a problem anymore but now that I'm in highschool people keep saying I'm too soft spoken while others say that my voice is so monotone there's no emotion in my voice. This was news to me cause my family never complained about it but everyday someone new would comment on my voice and if they didn't comment they would mimic it and the way they would mimic it would be in this monotone dull voice. I've had depression from grade 5 to probably ...
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late period & spotting
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 12:10 pm
Last night after my boyfriend and I had sex I went to the bathroom per usually. My discharge had the faintest red tinge of blood. I am about 5 days late for my period with no systems that it is coming. Last time I was about to get my period and we had intercourse it caused me to get my period but that has yet to happen. I'm wondering if the light spotting of blood could mean. I have taken 3 pregnancy tests all negative. Any suggestions?
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I dont know what I must do
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 11:23 am
Saw my ex bf 2 weeks ago havent heard from him for a week texted him twice but no response and he is almost always online texted him yesterday but i lied and made up a story cause i wanted to see if he was going to mayb reply i told him that he must let me knw when he wants the learners bonks cause im moving today and then il just fetch it at home (this was a lie) few minutes later he replied saying that that he wl be needing it soon i then said ok he mst let me knw then il drop it off during his lunch time he then asked where im going (i had to continue the lie) i told him 3weeks in PE he then said i must njoy it and im going to misS the mountains alot i then said that the time will go kwik and me going away will do everyone good including...
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Help with my sex life
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 7:00 am
Female
So me and my bf have been together for a year. We broke up for a couple of days but got back together. Ever since we have gotten back together our sex life has been different. He's been putting the cookies in the oven before the oven is even warm. He used to give me head all the time but stopped once we got back together. What seems to be the issue?
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Why does dating suck?
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 1:57 am
Why does dating always have to be such a negative experience? I've never had a boyfriend and haven't had much experience dating because every time it sucks. It crushes my heart and soul in some way and I always end up disappointed or disgusted, by guys who treat me like shit. My mom says "dating is supposed to be fun and at your age (24) you should be dating a lot of people at once." Yeah I wish. That would be nice, for it to be just fun and that's it. Unfortunately, after going out and/or making out with a guy, what follows is debilitating sadness and disappointment. And cynicism. It is just never "fun." It's never a good experience. How am I going to reach the "destination" of having a good, trustworthy boyfr...
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Still attracted to someone who is bad news
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 1:49 am
There's a guy I dated a few times who I thought I liked but it turns out it's just attraction and fun (something that is missing in my life). We hang out in the same social circle sometimes and tonight a few of us got together and he was there. We went to a bar and he met up with this girl, whom prior to this he and two of my friends were saying is really dumb and other mean stuff. Meanwhile I'm just sitting there feeling totally awkward and honestly very hurt. I'm supposed to just sit there and be totally ok with it? Clearly this guy is a douchebag and doesn't know how to treat a woman right? Please tell me yes, because if I have to feel for one more second like I'm overreacting I'll go crazy. Please don't tell me that a man has the "...
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Dating while having a friend with benefits?
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 1:43 am
I am friends with benefits (FWB) with an ex. I know - terrible idea, but I really had trouble letting go after we broke up. He just didn't have feelings for me. Aside from sex, we kiss, cuddle, speak on a daily basis, and spend a lot of time together. From the outside looking in, what we have greatly resembles a relationship.
My FWB is not a jealous person and has actually encouraged me to go out and start dating again - but I have been very hesitant because I do not want to end our relationship. I know that we can obviously just be friends with no physical intimacy, but it will certainly be different not being able to cuddle while we watch TV or kiss him or even just hold hands. I really don't want to let go, for fear that ...
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What are good reasons to stop dating a man?
Posted Sunday December 6 2015, 12:36 am
I'm 21/F and currently single. I got out of a 3 year long relationship early this year and tried dating again for several months. I went the online route because that's how I met my first fiance and also because I currently live in a small town where it's very difficult to meet people.
I went on dates with men in the age range of 21-50 though only went on dates with 9 men.
In turn I only really dated 5 of these men for very short periods of time as by the third date things always took a turn for the worse.
The two guys I liked the most both wound up lying to me about more than one thing and got caught. One of them I thought I was in love with, I liked him so much and he wound up lying to me abo...
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healthy excercise
Posted Saturday December 5 2015, 11:38 pm
I am in recovery (4 years) from substance abuse. When I stopped using I replaced it with eating. Now I am 50 pounds overweight. I want to be healthy and lose weight but i have no discipline! I'm always telling myself...tomorrow. How can I teach myself discipline?
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Posted Saturday December 5 2015, 7:58 pm
Me n my bf had swx right well I let him cum in me several times n I was wondering if u can get pregnant if I waited to after sex
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