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my friend is becoming a problem


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 11:51 pm

Hey so i posted a question about this already, but it didn't make sense. So i have a friend and ever since she's become a christian and well she always thinks that her point of view is right and we always end up getting in a fight about it. She treats me like crap. On Saturday she didn't want to watch this movie and wanted to watch something else and kept saying it was bad because they were cursing, and i told her i didn't care what she though. And she said well you wouldn't be saying that. And the weekend before i was eating and watching a movie and i came back and i said out loud that i didn't understand the movie and she rudely replies with well maybe if you weren't eating and paying attention to the movie and i got mad and started tell...

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Blow Jobs and Pregnancy


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 11:40 pm

can you get pregnant if yu swallow sperm from giving a guy a blow job?

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got a stiffy


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 10:02 pm

Ok iv got this problem where my back and neck will get stiff and soar like a sharp pain and the only way to make the stiffness to go away is to pop my neck and back but I constantly have to do this several times a day my question is does anybody know what my problem is is there a doctor in the house???

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in state college NO!


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 9:41 pm

so im a senior this year. after highschool im going to college. i dont want to go to school in my home state i wanna go somewhere out of state. but my family keeps saying you gotta go to college instate because out of state is too expensive. well i really want to go out of state because i dont think any of the instate colleges will fit me. so what do i do?

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I like him,he loves me


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 9:19 pm

ok so I am dating a really cute guy i have been best friends with since 6th grade then,i decided i like him a week ago and then he asks me outese and says he loves me.also like very girl i know has a massive i love you crush on him i feel like i don't deserve him.Any advice??
thnx in advance
TINK2359

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20 yr old dating a 14 yr old


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 7:51 pm

hi im kayla and i have a really important question!.. can a guy go to jail for being 20 yrs of age and dating a girl who is 14 turnin 15 right before he turns 21 can he go to jail an is that ok cuz to me it sounds fine as long as they dont do anithing are they wrong for this?? please answer as soon as possible .. thanx i would really appreciate it !!!!!!

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Bad Teeth


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 7:04 pm

My teeth are horrible. I didn't take care of them when I was a kid, didn't drink much milk when I got pregnant and now I have one rotted out and the other top teeth are starting to do the same. They also hurt. It will cost a lot of money to get them fixed and I do not have that kindof money right now. I am very self concious about it and I won't even smile anymore. Is there anything I can do to make them look a little better until I can get the money to have them fixed? I want to be able to smile again!

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Periods: Is there any way to make mine start for the first time?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 6:58 pm

Well im 13 and i still have not started my first period, ive had some REAL cramps about a week ago and they hurt so bad! It was on the first day of school an di was in Career Managment. Its lasted for a day or so. Well i have boobs and hair down yonder' and discharge and i have had all this (plus armpit hair) for almost 3 years now and i still have not gotten my period... Me and my friend are in a contest to see who will start first and she is sure it will be me. I hope it is me, even though shes a few months older she just started developing boobs and has not gotton pubic hair or alot of armpit hair like i have. Shes really jealous. I try to encourage her about it and make her feel better. I dont want to feel like a bad friend to her thoug...

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my past is getting in the way of this new guy


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 6:42 pm

Okay. So this is pretty big for me. I had a really bad break up three months ago. I'm still hurting from it, but I AM over my ex. I like this new guy. He's sixteen; a new junior and I am fifteen; a new sophomore. He's always been a pretty good friend. But he's a really really really good kid so I never really hung out with him much... He doesn't drink or smoke or hook up or anything. He's basically perfect... He's smart, sweet, athletic and really cute! I like him. A lot. We've kind of been talking... kind of. We've been texting a lot and being pretty flirty... But I'm worried becuause right after my ex and I broke up three months ago, I went for a rebound I thought I really liked too... True, its been a long time and I feel liek I'm in a m...

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ten pounds healthily


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 5:36 pm

i am in desperate need of loosing ten pounds.

my aunt put me on a 1200 calorie "lifesyle" plan (heats the word diet) and swears that ill loose weight.
however i have until october to do it and i dont think that by eating 1200 a day it cud happen.

what do you think- do you think i could loose ten pounds by october on a 1200 calorie diet?

if not how could i?
its really important

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Should I ask him? Can I trust him?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 5:27 pm

18/f
So me and my boyfriend have been dating just over 3 months and it's going relatively smoothly for the most part. Well last night I find out that one of my newer friends dated him a while back which is totally fine until she told me something bout they're ending. She thought they were fine and everything and had no problems well one nght he got off work and went over to a girls house not telling anyone where he was going or anything. He's 3 years younger than me so his mom was def wondering where he was at this point. Once they got him home him n his ex talked n he dumped her for the girl whose house he was at. It turned out he was "talking" to one girl while dating his ex so it was almost like he was dating 2 ppl a...

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Why did I have this dream?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 5:17 pm

I had a nightmare that i was laying in a casket thirsty. this nightmare was so creepy. i'm scared that this is foreshadowing thati will die. but don't plenty of people have weird nightmares liket his that mean absolutely nothing at all? i'm scared haha is that a stupid reason to be?? I'm re doing my room and i liked this ruffly one and my twin says not to get it cause it looks like a dead girl's blanket so when i took my nap i was trying to figure out what would look good in my new room and maybe thats why i dreamt that? also, i began to think that i might be bisexual and i keep talking to this one guy who my sister likes and i'm scared that she'll find out and i commented a bisexual girl's picture on facebook saying your so pretty gir...

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healthy way to loose ten pounds


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 4:00 pm

i want to loose ten pounds.

i have the motivation and the willpower but i just dont know how to do it.

can someone give me a guuarenteed eating plan to make me loose ten pounds in the shortest amount of time?
i have till october to loose ten pounds.

dont just give me a diet name, tell me a percise diet i should follow!

thanks.

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how to get banned from topix


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 3:22 pm

topix is a website i first found in 2006 which was first created in 2005 and i countiuned to go on it in 2007 and 2008 but in 2009 things got unpleasent and now i just decided that i was through with it so now i want to get banned as in having every thread i have been on deleted and even the people i made up will be deleted even the threads i put them on so that it can be like i never even came

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I think i got my period...


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 3:21 pm

Today when I went to the bathroom and I went to whip i saw a teeny tiny bit of red. It was really really really small, you could hardly see it. Do you think I got my period? I havent had cramps or anything.

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Technically Speaking: How Do You Kiss a Boy?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 3:07 pm

Okay I will sound so stupid.. but how do you kiss a boy. Like first kiss basis.
Do you open your mouth at all.. or not. That's the main thing I want to know.

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Should I get a body wave in my hair?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 2:33 pm

I'm trying to find a back to school hair style and I was thinking of a body wave because it takes f o r e v e r for me to do my hair in the morning and i also need time to eat breakfast shower and do my make up, put on uniform etc. i wanted one until i was scared because my hair is medium thick. if i got one, they said that they are verryyy hard to get out if you don't like it. so now, i don't know what to do /: can anyone help me? what should i do? it was between that and dying my hair darker, becaus ethen it's easier to straighten and scrunch. what do you think???? easy five pointers

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Bridal shower present problem


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 2:30 pm

22/f

I'm a bridesmaid in my best friend's wedding in October. There are going to be 3 bridal showers (all of which I'm going to, since her maid of honour can't attend). The first was this past weekend.

I'm not a rich person, by any stretch of the imagination. She has registered at some pretty expensive stores, for expensive items, because her family and the groom's family are quite well off and she has higher-end tastes. I thought I would do something a little different for her present and make her something, as I'm fairly crafty. I'm hand trimming a set of towels for her in lace that I'm crocheting. Since it takes forever to do, it's a huge emotional investment on my part.

As I said, the fi...

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i think im a lesbian and i think she knows i love her


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 2:24 pm

k so im going into year nine now and iv kinda liked this girl scince the begining of year 8. shes now one of my best friends and im still in love with her i think. out of my 4 best friends only one of them knows and she definatly would never tell anyone. but loving her has kinda been on and of. Some days I really want to kiss her and tell her I love her, but then others Im happy just talking to her and hugging her. And also, I think she might know im inlove with her cos she hates me at the moment ( if you want the whole story- http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=584995) so yeah she doesn’t let me hug her any more and stuff. And I don’t know wheather to tell her or not?
xxx


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Anybody know where I can buy pants like these?


Posted Monday August 23 2010, 2:20 pm

where i get these pants?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7masktXjc1qc2fplo1_500.png

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