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Member Since: August 16, 2004
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I love the picture in your column..lol! Funny stuff..is he your idol or something? :D!

of course

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I`ll start off by saying, I`m very shy when it comes to guys. Now with that said, I like this guy in one of my classes. I`ve never really talked to him before. Here`s my question.
- What should I say to him?
Also,
-I want him to know that I like him, but I don`t have a clue what to say to him, or how to tell him that I do.

Gah, please help. =]!

Be like... "damn bitch you stupid fly... let me pull up that bumper and smack dat monkey" and he will surely like you... it will break the ice fo sho!

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alrite..well my problem started a while ago. so let me start at the beginning.. i used to be able to do anything in front of anyone and be okay with it..i love being stupid! it's fun.. i never used to get embarrassed.. but lately i have been getting embarrassed about EVERYTHING!! if someone asks me for a hug, i get embarrassed..if i feel like i'm being judged (which is all the time) i get embarrassed.. and sometimes even when i don't feel embarrassed my face turns red.. and i can tell b/c i feel my face getting hot.. which makes me think about it, and then i end up getting embarrassed b/c my face turned red (for no reason)and then it gets even more red, and i hate it..i'm so afraid to even talk to people sometimes b/c i'm afraid they will say something or i'll mess up and get embarrassed and then they'll laugh at me..i'm never comfortable around people anymore, espcially meeting new people! and idk what to do!!!!!!! help me pleeeeeeease! (i also never feel good enough, and i think i'm fat and ugly..but i only weigh 107 lbs and people tell me i'm gorgeous/hott/pretty/beautiful all the time) but yeah i just need help on how not to care what people think about me..sorry this is sooo long!!

well it seems like you're still ok with being stupid to me.

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i have friends and sometimes i feel like they dont need me... i dont know why... i cant tell them about it because then they would obviously say that its not true. i have a bestest friend but shes not in the U.S. so i cant see her veryday and hang with her. please help me...

make new friends because you're probably right?

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okay hurr it goes i went out with this guy over the summer for like a month and a half and i truley believed i loved him then he cheated on meh and broke up with me for my best friend. Well they are broken up now but i still love this guy but he hates me now n i really dnt know why but i kant get him out of my mind i love him sooo muchh and i want to be back in his arms sooo bad wut should i do?

i didn't read your question... because it started off with "okay hurr"... fucking lunatic.

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ok i like this guy that i sit behind in my class and my friend said i should write him a note saying hey call me later or something n give him my number but im not like her id like freak out idk just be nervous cuz what if he laughs or is thinking wtf? cuz i dont know if he'd like me but i think he used to! idk what i should do...if i should just start talking to him a lot or just stop. whats a good way to talk to him without making it obvious that i have a crush on him? thanks people!~

well stop being nervous... or ill bury you alive in a box

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This is like my third time askin a question bout my b.f but oh well we had a talk and for the week and weekend we werent goin to see each other b.c it was like a short break (but we didnt break up) Well its saturday and he hasnt called me since thursday. I mean i seen him in skool but now its the weekend and he hasnt called and i dont kno if its b.c he doesnt want to talk to me or b.c of the break we are taking. But i just called him and he wasnt there and im just thinkin of all kinda of places that he can be and im really upset.

man it would suck if he's out with some other girl

but ur on a "break" so... why dont u just go out?

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well me and my best friend havnt talked for a a month and a half, and im just finding out now that he is mad at me because one of my old friends and i aernt talkin now, and he doesnt like me cus i dont like his friend, so now i lost a best friend, what should i do? oh and he hasnt told me any of this, my GF had to talk to him cus he is ignoreing me

try not eating for a few days

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ok.. Ive been going out with this guy for a while and i just talked to his best friend and told me hes been cheating on this other girl with me.. I have heard her name b4 from his brother and i asked his best friend if that was the name and he said yeah, i really dont wanna lose him, but the bad part about it is i lost my virginity to him and he said he lost it to me, well his best friend told me out of the blue that he wasnt a virgin.. I don't know what to do, i actually fell for him and i know he is going to give me an excuse or make up a lie when i go and try to break up with him !! I dont know what to do!!!I will rate 5's for the effort!!!

well he used you probably... he just sounds like a greedy bastard and it would probably make u happier in the long run if you werent with him anyways, ur just gonna feel like an idiot once u hear it from him so u should just do what you want, holllllla

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How can I bring my self-esteem up? I'm really loathing myself and not liking it :(.

Do something you like or you're good at it and think of all the positives and fuck the bad things cuz everyone has them.

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okay here's my story..i had this realli mean ex b/f who treated me like crap! i cried n cried over him every single day we were dating and somewhat after we broke up! so one day i decided to stop all my crying and get even! he has this g/f that he never even met before! lol but he is always telling me and everyone how much he loves her! haha yea..anyways i got my friend who lives in texas to start talkin n messin around with my ex.. ( i told him that she was my homeschooled neighbor)---like she would say stuff like "ohh your realli sexi..i wanna be with you" and just completely act that way! and my ex was always telling me how he never cheated on me and how he never would cheat on anyone..blah blah blah! so basically i was also testing his skills to see if he is a player! well guess what i found out..he is! he was telling my friend how much he likes her and wants to hang out with her and all that crap! and i have everything saved! so yes he does cheat! and he was also telling my friend that he doesnt have a g/f! what a loser! so anyways..he unblocked me from the computer and writing to me ever since i hooked him up! so we were getting along perfectly..then my friend told him that it was just a joke..she wasn't my neighbor..and everything..and now he's soo ticked it isn't even funny! haha i told him off majorly tho yesterday! but anyways..what should i do?! should i apoligize?..but he's done soo much crap to me before and now i'm in counseling because of him! so i don't know what to do! please help! i will rate you!

ummm dont apologize because he sucks and he's desperate, tell him i called him a loser please

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ok me and my boyfreind have been going out for over 2 months now and we are truely in lovewe both think. and he promised he would marry me.. but then he was just on vacation like 1 week ago and when he got back i told him that i would nevr break up with him no matr what and then he tells me when he was on vacation some girl started puttin her hands down his pants and gave him a handjob.. and then he asked her out when she was done with the handjob and he sayd ok (not saying yes or no)..and then later they were on the couch and she was all over him and hes like what are you doing and shes like ur my boyfriend and hes like no im fucking not and then she called him when he got back but he just hungup on him... I SO NEED HELP! really really i do !!! i rate really really high!! ~thanks~

Marriage after 2 months..... Oh the drama.... Don't worry about him/her?

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I've had a friend for 6 years now, and we've met these two other girls. She's been REALLY mean to me because she's less popular than me and wants them to hate me or something. I know if I talk to her she'll pretend she doesn't know what I'm talking about. And to top it all off, our moms are best friends!
-Friend or Foe?

friend shes just jealous bro

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im back the one who like 3 people

well i like greg and al l but the thing is he is nice and all to me but can be mean to others. well anyways do you think it is bad when you act different around soem1 you really like and you dont know why and they act differnt ever since they know that you like them and they dotn act liek how they used to. well ttyl lyts!

if u act differently around different people then ur just fake

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I would love to lose 10 or 15 pounds before school starts...and get toned!! Can someone give me a very planned, detailed workout schedule that would work for this...and how often I should do it..and also very detailed tips on good foods to eat, and portions and all that!!! This would be extremely helpful!!! THANK YOU:)!

i do 100 crunches one day.

next day run a few miles, try running uphill mostly.

next day do 100 pushups, not all at once.

next day run really hard, long distances.

take a break the next day.

instead of eating 3 big meals eat 6 small meals.
it helps ur metabolism

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Where can I get one of those yellow livestrong bands for lance armstrong?

http://www.nike.com/wearyellow/index_f.html

check it out

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What are some ways of getting rid of just a lil fat and like getting toned? Like just dieting tips and workouts n such. My problem areas are my thighs (inner mostly) and stomach. Thanks

ummm u dont have to diet, dont worry about it... do some intense work outs mainly running and ull be fine... i run about 3 - 4 miles a day with push ups and crunches but i eat like a pig, im fine lol

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age 14
female
i had a boyfriend, we were going out for 1 and 1/2 years and we were doing really good and he broke with me for one of my good friends and she promised she would never go out with him and she said yes . now shes always rubbing it ibn my face well i have him now and you dont and stuff like that, but i know i sound but i pathetic but whe was my best friend before he was my bf an i miss him. how do i feel better??

well obviously shes no real friend lose her

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you say you have no life! hahahahahaahahah you douche!

this is why i cry myself to sleep and attempt to fall out of my window every lonely friday night thanks.

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ok well I have been having problems at school and with friends. Well a couple of weeks ago a girl said she was gonna kick my ass and what not because ppl were telling her that i had been talkin bout her and i hadnt. Well we got everything straight and we became friends and i went out with her one weekend. Now she said that she was gonna kick my ass cause ppl have been telling her that i said i didnt really like her and the only reason i went with her was because I was scared of her and that i needed a ride and that is not true at all. I have never talked bad about her or anything. What should i do.

tell the people who are making it up to shut their face before you bust one serious cap in their ass, u know how it goes *kablam*

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