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I'm Jack/Jamie.

I'm 28 years old. I graduated from Michigan State University with my Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. GO GREEN! Now I'm a high school chemistry teacher in New York City living with my husband in a small studio apartment we pay way too much money for.

I've been on this site for 14 years as of March 23, 2020.
You may have seen me as CuxMiBeckNow7, but I've since shortened my name.


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Here is my Recommended Columnist of the Decade for the 2020s:
Laura!




--Jack

advice

whats the rapture coming? i dont get it

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=594324

That should help you.

--Jack
(19/m)

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How do i give a good hand job ? I feel stupid when i do it and he dosen't get off.

Ask him what he likes. Maybe if you do what he enjoys, you'll be able to get him off.

--Jack
(19/m)

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i really wanna find out what celebrity i look like. is there a website or something where i can upload my picture and find out??

Firstly, it's "doppelganger". XD

http://www.pichacks.com/blog/?p=92

That should help you.

--Jack
(18/m)

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when i deactivate my account, that means nobody will be able to see my profile anymore? my profile doesnt exist right?

Correct. Anything you were tagged in is erased, and it just shows your name with no link to follow to a profile. It's ALMOST as if your profile never existed.

--Jack
(18/m)

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Where do cute people lurk? Outside of Europe, that is. I live in America. All the adorable people I know are European. So where can I find someone cute lurking? I guess cuteness is relative and depends on your taste, but any ideas/opinions?

I am cute.

--Jack
(18/m)

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What is the average IQ for an average person?

As they have said, 100 is the "average".

It's the 50th percentile.

http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx

That might help.

--Jack
(18/m)

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19/M
I have been a thumb sucker my whole life. My New Years resolution is to quit it for good. I am going to go cold turkey. If that doesn't work, what else can I do to help me quit?

Try buying mints or gum to constantly have so that your mouth will be too busy to have the chance to suck your thumb.

If not, putting something on your thumb would work. Like clear nail polish or something. That way when you put your thumb in your mouth, it tastes bad and you won't want to suck your thumb.

Good luck! =]

--Jack
(18/m)

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what are some ways to turn a guy on with out taking either of our clothes off? haha.

thanks for any advice. (:

I have no idea why a 13 year old girl is worried about turning a guy on, so this baffles me.

Ask him. All guys are different.

--Jack
(18/m)

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'venir a mi bebe'

im assuming its spanish because it looks familiar but im not completely sure. can someone translate it for me?

Venir is the verb meaning "to come".

A mi means "to me"

bebe means "baby".

So, the first person is correct: Come to me, baby.

--Jack
(17/m)

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So basically on December 21st, 2012 around 11:11pm the world is supposed to end, and Im freaking out haha. opinions on this?

I guess if that's what you believe, you should live it up right until 11:10.

But, it's not going to happen.

--Jack
(17/m)

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hey, in your picture on your advice column, is that the bean in chicago???

Why yes it is.

Why do you ask?

--Jack
(17/m)

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13/F

I have been looking everywhere for cool b-day party themes. Each website I go to, the only themes featured are murder, scavenger hunt, sleepover and things like that. I was thinking of doing a mall scavenger hunt/sleepover but I need more ideas. By the way, my b-day is in January, if that helps. (:

You could do a 20s-themed party.

Everyone dresses up like they're from the 1920s, and you pretend you're actually in the 20s.

You could do research about the 20s to include 20s things and you could ask your parents for ideas for it. Or talk to your grandparents. Chances are they grew up in the 20s or they knew someone who grew up in the 20s.

--Jack
(17/m)

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I forget what its name is, but it's wider and thinner than Chewy bars, and its box has some kind of yellow on it. Its chocolate covered, and REALLY good :] and I've been dying to find it.

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/84/10/1206371235-9384_full.jpg

Nature Valley?

--Jack
(17/m)

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I want to become a vampire. do not say "they do not exist." i am not crazy lol and this isnt really about twilight or anything. i just think it would be cool. dont say i cannot handle or survive or something like that. i just want to know how. im not talking about mythical vampires like the ones in movies. and what exactly are vampires? dont say mythical creatures. what powers do they have? and stuff like that. HOW! i am willing to accept the consiquences. much luv!

Here's what you do.

Find a vampire. Not hard, right?

Ok. Did you find your vampire?

Have them bite you in the neck. Your transformation has begun.

Now, just stay away from garlic and crucifixes, and you should be good.

--Jack
(17/m)

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I want to get my boyfriend a gift and he loves spongebob, and I know he doesn't have spongebob boxers. I know I have saw these boxers somewhere but I cant remember where! Does anyone know where I could get some?

My best guess is Wal-Mart.

--Jack
(17/m)

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Oh my gosh. I love Twilight. When am I going to get my own Edward? Like, if a guy isn't Edward, I'm going to dump him in a second!

-Twilight lover!

Ok, I've read all the books, and I've seen the movie. Just letting you know so that you don't think I'm ignorant about the Twilight "saga".

Is it romantic? Hell no. Sure, it was an alright read, but I've read so many more romantic books and literature.

Twilight obsessions really get to me. Like, I understand you want to jump into their world, but it is called FANTASY for a reason. It is NOT real by any means. No matter how many action figures they make, how many movies they make, how many fans write fan-fiction, how many girls search for Edward, how many girls find "Edward", or whatever.

No matter HOW badly you want Twilight to be real, it is NEVER going to be real. Vampires don't exist. Edward doesn't exist. Bella doesn't exist. James and Victoria and Jacob and Mr. Swan and everyone else. THEY DO NOT EXIST.

I'll say it again: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS EXIST. It's a book. Books aren't going to come alive. This isn't some stupid cartoon show where books come to life. This is REAL LIFE.

The longer you hold onto this stupid world of Twilight, the longer it's going to take you to realize that no guy is Edward, and you're going to dump a guy because he isn't "like Edward".

Please, for the sake of man-kind. Forget about Twilight. It isn't going to be real.

--Jack
(17/m)

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i am obsessed with twilight and its kind of awesome but i like it so much it drives me nuts because i want to be the people in the book! its just so darn romantic, and its the first romantic book iv'e read. i used to be obsessed with it a long time ago and i would cry because i wanted their life and romance and blah blah blah. this time its not that bad but i hate that it's not real. what can i do? i dont want to get over it but i do? *NOTE: i am only 13.

Ok, I've read all the books, and I've seen the movie. Just letting you know so that you don't think I'm ignorant about the Twilight "saga".

Is it romantic? Hell no. Sure, it was an alright read, but I've read so many more romantic books and literature.

Twilight obsessions really get to me. Like, I understand you want to jump into their world, but it is called FANTASY for a reason. It is NOT real by any means. No matter how many action figures they make, how many movies they make, how many fans write fan-fiction, how many girls search for Edward, how many girls find "Edward", or whatever.

No matter HOW badly you want Twilight to be real, it is NEVER going to be real. Vampires don't exist. Edward doesn't exist. Bella doesn't exist. James and Victoria and Jacob and Mr. Swan and everyone else. THEY DO NOT EXIST.

I'll say it again: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS EXIST. It's a book. Books aren't going to come alive. This isn't some stupid cartoon show where books come to life. This is REAL LIFE.

The longer you hold onto this stupid world of Twilight, the longer it's going to take you to realize that no guy is Edward, and you're going to dump a guy because he isn't "like Edward".

Please, for the sake of man-kind. Forget about Twilight. It isn't going to be real.

--Jack
(17/m)

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What are some good websites to get text books (for college) cheap? I know Amazon and Half[dot]com, but does anyone know any other websites?
It'd be greatly appreciated!

Craigslist.com

Freecycle.com


On Craig's List, you can get things fairly cheap. On Freecycle, you can get things for free. =]
Just place an ad about needed certain college books.

--Jack
(17/m)

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I already know this answer, yes. People change.

People change their emotions, overtime they become and act differently then they may have originaly.

Now the reason why I am asking this
Me and a friend have gotten into and argument over this.
She says there is scientific fact and proof people NO NOT change.
And it baffles me somebody actually believes this cause it is the stupidest thing I have every heard in my life.

Now. I gave my friend examples.
I told her me, her, and three other people we know have changed dramaticaly within the year.
As in, style, attitude, thoughts.

Yet she still insists people don't change?
I googled "Proof people don't change"
But I didn't get anything even remotly close to this subject.

I'm asking for you're opinions. Do people change? Why or why not?
Is there proof? If so, where?



And last but not least, do not comment on way or how we gotten into this argument. That is none of your business nor is it any of your concer.

Thanks.

I think what she meant is that fundamentally, we don't change.

We can change certain things about ourselves, but there are also things that we cannot change.

We, early in life, form our personalities and our morals, based on social factors. That means our family shapes us, TV shapes us, school shapes us, our friends shape us, and everything we encounter shapes us. These morals and fundamental beliefs can change, but they ultimately stay about the same, if you think about it.

Of course, all of us change, but we also stay the same. The real answer to this question is a happy-medium, not one or the other.

--Jack
(17/m)

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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champaigne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


whats the answer?

The question is "Can You Guess the Riddle?"

And the answer is "No", because there's no answer.

=]

--Jack
(17/m)

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