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Hey, you seem like a really great person and you give awesome advice. You definitely prove the people wrong that say this site is full of a bunch of dumb 13 year olds that don't know anything. Do you have myspace, xanga, or something similar? (link)
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Heyy, thanks! =) I love to hear about anyone revolting against all that teens-are-dumb crap, even if I have nothing to do with is. FIGHT THE POWER!!!
As for myspace, xanga, etc., no, I do not, unless you happen to like DnD, then there's my old site from like 2 or 3 years ago, www.freewebs.com/dakmor123/ and I am also working on a game via RPG Maker, but I only have 22 days left on my free trial =X It's constantly being updated, check out www.freewebs.com/homestarla/Assassins Training (include the spacebar part, and the training... I know, it's weird).
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what does it mean when someone calls you a cookie cutter?? (link)
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You're a unique individual... just like everyone else...
Basically, it's saying that you're the perfect stereotype. Like someone might call me the cookie cutter of nerdiness, since I perfectly portray a nerd. I am the cookie cutter. They use me to make all the others. Hope I cleared something up!
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does anyone know how to get game cheats for neopets.com? i really want to get more points for games and everything! (link)
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Really, I don't know why this one got passed by the site moderators. But, as I used to be a neopet-ee, I guess I can help here.
First of all, never listen to those things like how on Meerca Chase if you type JASON all at once, it'll give you infinite fish neggs. That's just a stupid guy with no life. What I used to do was I would go onto anagram sites such as anagramsite.com and start playing Eliv Thade. I would put in whatever word I needed to unscramble into anagramsite, and use that to get a LOT of neopoints. But of course the easiest way is to go onto the neopet sites! Some personal favorites (I don't know if they're still up) are soup-fairy.com and pinkpoogle.com and neopetparadise.com... my favorite was pinkpoogle =D And they usually have the Crossword answers, so you could always just do that for an extra 700 Neopoints. In addition, if you can spin the Wheel of Excitement at the hour down to the second by Neopets Savings Time, it will land on the 10,000. It's not luck. It's timing. Same with Coltzan's Shrine. I forget what usual hours are, but if you go to Coltzan's Shrine at Midnight exactly down to the second by Neopets Savings Time standards, you get a resounding 1,000,000 neopoints!!! Hope I helped, you rotten little cheater! =D Just kidding.
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what is a metro sexual? is that like bi? (link)
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Metro is like acting gay, but still straight. Like if a guy were to do that weird swishy-walk, and watch shows like All My Children, and stuff like that, you may assume that he's gay, but he may just be metro. By the way, as a matter of interest, in your feedback, can you put who you are, or if you're a non-Advicenator, put that, please!
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I'm in the mood to read some good books. Does anybody have any recommendations (preferably from young adult or if not from there than not too boring and old lady like). Thanks! (link)
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Well, my first impulse is to tell you to listen to "The Good Book Song" from "A Mighty Wind" but that's probably too bad a joke for even ME to make. And that's saying something. I'll tell you what I read though:
-Cirque du Freak: Kind of low-level horror book, but it's got a great plot!
-Redwall: Medieval book... and mice are the main characters!
-Harry Potter: Who doesn't know what Harry Potter is?
-Eragon or Eldest: Really cool fantasy books written by a 19 year old. Get Eragon first, and then Eldest.
Yeah. Now for some good authors:
-Mark Twain
-Avi
-Kurt Vonnegut
-Ray Bradbury
-Michael Paolini
Hope I was of any assistance!
EDIT:: Oh! How could I forget? Animal Farm by George Orwell!!! Man, I love that book!
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If Roberta gives Tony $5, they will have the same amount of money. If Roberta Gives Tony $5 she will have twice as much money as he will have. How much money does each have??
can anyone help me out here? ez 5!!! (link)
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Dude, do the math! I'm not going to do your math homework for you... but I'll do a weird sampley thing. Let's say Roberta gives Tony $6 and they have the same amount. But if she give Tony $6 again she will have twice as much cash as him. If we let X=Tony's starting money and Y=Roberta's starting money, then we can assume that X+6=Y-6 and 2(X+12)=Y-12. Apply the distributive property and 2X+24=Y-12. Divide by 2 on either side and X+24=Y-12. Thus, X and Y are 36 apart. Try and figure that one out from there, and apply the same principles to your 5s problem... hope I helped... but I made no sense to myself... and also don't say "INSTANT 5 NO MATTER WHAT" because then all the dumbasses will just answer "blah gimme a 5" and they'll look like good columnists by rating...
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Hey, for Pyschics in my class we're doing an Egg Drop Project. It's where you take an egg and drop it from 30 ft. And the egg can't break. The only thing we can use on our egg is sticks (that are smaller than popsicle sticks), 1 balloon, and 1 rubberband. (Or 2 rubberbands/2 balloons) And the egg has to be raw, and nothing can be at the bottom of the drop to help it. My question is, does anyone have any idea how I could design this, so that it doesn't break? Because if the egg breaks I'm pretty much screwed.
K thanks. (link)
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I saw this on Full House one time!!! It was sooooo cool! I don't remember how they did it but I remember a shoe was involved! Oh... but you can't use shoes... Try making it a little support area so that it doesn't go wild, you know, sort of shaped like a bed with a canopy. As for not breaking on the sticks, you could make a water balloon with the egg inside! That would be pretty cool, then the water would cushion it! And then put that water balloon inside the other balloon! Hope I helped!
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What realitives name do you shout when you give up? (link)
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Don't waste your time copying stupid questions off of stupid commercials. Why do I doubt that you met the age requirements?
By they way, just for the record, I'm pretty sure it was just some stupid question with no purpose that they asked to be "funny" if that special way of theirs.
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Are people on here as stupid as they appear, or is all just an act? (link)
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Yes, they are incredibly stupid. Seriously. I mean, why would they waste their time getting a bad reputation and just being a pain in the @$$? Seems pretty pointless to me.
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i know this sounds stupid but what is a bonfire? my friend is having a bonfire at her party and i dont know what it is. plz help (link)
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Ya know, there's this great new site---what was it called? Dictionary.com I think! Ok sorry about that, but it really should be a first resource. I quote dictionary.com :
A large fire built outdoors, as for signaling or in celebration of an event.
Hope I helped!!!
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i know this is not the best question to ask, but i was wondering if there is a racist word for turkish people. its not to diss a turkish friend of mine, its just that im turkish, and i was just wondering..
a lot of races have a racist name for them, and i was wondering if turkish people do too. all 5's. (link)
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Hmm, this one could be kinda tough. Well, no, I lied. Turkey is probably the only one. Just say some weird adjective before it, to get something like "$#@!ty turkeys!" Or something completely ridiculous, like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail---the French Taunter =D Hope I helped!
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is it posible to prove that you exist? and i mean "exist" not "are alive".
if yes please do so couze this dam question is anoying me, its stuck in my head
and yes i know its a philosophical question that may not have a right or wrong answer but still (link)
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Studying metaphysics, eh chap? I did a bit of philosophy last year... except all I can remember is that Saint Exupery wrote The Little Prince, and Descartes was the guy who said "I came, I saw, I conquered." And of course Darwin is unforgettable, if he counts.
No, I do not find it possible to prove metaphysics false. One time when my dad was in college, this guy was obsessed with metaphysics, and in order to prove him wrong, he just punched him lightly. Of course, this really does not matter, because theoretically, my dad could also be ethereal, and he was only imagining the pain. One time my little sister was watching Teen Titans in the same room as I was doing my homework, and apparently they had been fighting this guy so much that he remained ethereally in their minds and they imagined him beating them up, and they got real wounds. In conclusion, it is impossible to prove that you really truly do exist. But don't take my word for it, I only took like a quarter-semester at a middle school, maybe high school level of philosophy. I noticed Saint Gasoline replied, he usually knows what he's talking about.
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what are some funny/cheesey pick up lines? (link)
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Haha, never use pick-up lines unless you're going for the intentionally stupid ones that show that you're funny. My personal favorite is you bring a screw in your pocket wherever you go, and when you see someone you like, hold it out in front of them and say, "Wanna screw?" =P My sister's favorite is "Hi... erm... I like your---umm... forehead? No, that's not right... where's that book? Augh! Ok, let's see... your eyebrows are really attractive? No, that's not it! (Start hitting yourself on the forehead) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" And my Boy Scout troop Senior Patrol Leader happens to like (for those of you who don't care about cursing) "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Short, sweet, and to the point =P Check out goodquotes.com it has everything! Hope I helped!
Edit::I think one time I got an eCard called Mr Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guy... he had his own jingle! "He's cheesy. He's sleazy. He makes you feel all queasy, Mr. Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guyyyyyy!!!" Try doing a google search for that!
Edit::If you say the old ones in a funny way, it might work. Just go up to someone and say in a completely deadpan voice, "What's your sign?" Or something like that. Hope I helped!
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YUP this is really random.... but what are those thingys called.... The ones that are like in conuntry western movies and their LIke BIG huge balls of dust and they usually are like rolling around in sand storms or wind.... I KNOW ITS random BUT I NEED TO KNOW! lol.... (link)
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Haha, I really can't imagine why you need to know, but for what it's worth, they're called tumbleweeds. Very appropriate name, eh? XD And it's not dust. It's weeds. And they're not rolling. They're tumbling. Go figure.
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uhm, hey. Lol this is sortof wierd..cause you dont know me. The thing is that ive been reading through your page..and i just felt the need to tell you that you sound like an amazing guy! Like seriously the kind of guy every girl dreams about! Whoever this girl is that you like is really lucky..and i hope she realizes it. (link)
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Oy, thanks! You made my day!
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Hey guys
I was wondering if you knew any good conversation starters or something to talk about with people.. cause I hate that awkward silence.. ick.
Websites would help as well.
Thanks for your time (link)
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-So, I heard the carnival's in town.
-There was this really funny website I went to today.
-Read any good books lately?
-Do you find Kazaa illegal?
-Guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead!
-Wanna go shoot some hoops?
And, the world famous...
-Lovely weather we're having today isn't it?
Also, there's a song by Lou & Peter Berryman, I forget the name, about small talk. You know, like in one verse, they guy is saying "Do you think it's gonna rain, that's a very nice chair, do you watch Lou Grant, are the coals ready yet, do you have your garden in, you you buy State Puff?" And it's a funny song too...
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I play the sims 2. do you know anywhere for good free custom clothing, make up and hair for the sims 2?
I rate high (link)
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I'd say that I'm against cheating on games, but heck, I use the motherlode cheat to get 10mil bucks on it, heh! If a cheat exists, I've used it. Alright, first type shift+ctrl+C to bring up the cheats menu. Then, visit www.gamefaqs.com and do a search for The Sims 2, and do the cheat for Default, it's really cool, you can have the social bunny outfit for underwear! Have fun, you dirty cheater! =P
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I am bored out of my mind I've been at the computer for hours mostly because i'm waiting for this guy to sign on but he wont and I have nothing else to do besides this and watching tv im SO bored please give me ideas!! (link)
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Hm. Well, you could always read a book at the computer chair, surf the web, etc. Also, try logging on periodically. Maybe he's on now!
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ok, so my mini ipod usually connects to my computer and it automatically shows up on the side collum of my itunes, but just now it woulnd't connect. i'v tried so many ways.
no its not on hold when i try to connect and the ipod is working fine. it just wont connect to the computer cuz i really want to get more songs on it.
can some one help me? (link)
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Did you connect the FireWire cable to the FireWire port, or the USB 2.0 cable to the 2.0 port? If you did one of those, it should work. The USB 2.0 looks like 3 arrows, and the FireWire symbol is 3 sets of lines surronding a circle. Hope I helped!
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what kind of food are healthie that make your body in perfect shape
I will rate high I promise that is if you give a good answer please help me I really need it please (link)
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Fruits and vegetables. Eat red meats. Beans and calcium. Lots of berries and melons and cucumbers, and if you happen to like them, broccoli, spinach, and brussel sprouts. No crap food like jelly beans and McDonald's. Eat steak and chicken, but not KFC or Shake n Bake. Beans are usually helpful. Breads, you should have what was it? 6-11 servings a day? And of course milk, yogurt, cheese, etc. But, of course, there's also excercise. Try jogging, lifting weights, biking, hiking, or track. Good luck!
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