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:.Hey x3
My name is Emily and blah blah blah.


:.I have a lot of personal, family, and friend issues of my own so a lot of times, I can probably relate to you a lot of times if you have personal, family, and/or friend issues.


:.I can offer a lot of information, help, and advice on family and friend relationships, love lives, depression, stretching/flexibility, weight loss, violin, being organized, dog training, forensics (public speaking), keeping up with school/extracurricular activities, eating disorders, writing (stories and poems), and probably a lot of other random stuff like what to drink when you eat something spicy and why.


:.Although I can help a lot of you guys on the above subjects, I don't tend to take my own advice so it can become quite an awkward/ironic/contradicting situation for me or make myself sound like a complete and utter hypocrite.


:.Hannah Whitall Smith once said, "The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right." I agree 100% of it. Advice is advice and it is given when asked for. I give it and I leave it at that. It's up to the questioner/advice seeker to take it.


:.That point leads onto my philosophies in advice giving:
1. Advice is given when asked and no time else, unless your friend is about to irritate a black bear, then you should definitely advice your friend to back away and run for his or her life.
2. Advice is not critical, not judgmental, and definitely not biased. Advice is advice and should remain neutral.
3. Advice is to help, not to get 5s on every answer. As a result, my advice ends up being quite blunt and frank with a hint of rambling mixed in.

If you have general questions on the topics I can be a lot of help in (as listed above), most likely, they will be in my FORUM

If it is not, you can inbox me to request me to put it up.

:.If you want to ask me a question directly...
a)if it is not urgent and can wait a week or so, inbox me.
b)if it is an urgent question such as "I'm being eaten by a shark! What do I do???" first of all, I'm quite amazed that you can type while being eaten and second of all, e-mail me at cancel.life@gmail.com. I will answer you by midnight of that day (or if it's 11:55PM, probably by 3PM the following day).

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ok im 15 a female from Scotland,UK

Im bi-sexual and proud of it but i like girls a bit more than guys.

I like useing my fingers to masterbate but the only thing is im getting really really bored with it and not enjoying it anymore. Everytime im in the shower i use the showerhead and masterbate with running powerfull water which feels so good ! but again i want to explore new ideas. I can not buy a vibrator as im to young (unless you know another way) and i can not use any noisey objects as my brother is in the next room. I have not had sex so my cherry has not been pop'd leaving it sore to put large objects in me. I need help badly as im getting mega bored. Thanks xx

Also
Does anyone know a way that i could find someone around my area (female) to have some fun for a couple of hours (not all night) any chat rooms/ websites etc ... if you have any of the two answers i would love to hear them thank you so much x

with love xxx

I'm not sure about the first part but the second part:

Okay, these are TRITE websites
Xanga
Tagged
MYSPACE
Myyearbook [I love that place]
Vampirefreaks
espinthebottle [this site is dedicated to meeting new people, basically]

Chatrooms:
Yahoo messenger -- that's all I can think of. But make sure that when you make an ID on there, make your birthday so that you're 18 or you won't be able to go into the chatrooms. Also, it has a lot of bots and pedafiles [sp?] so watch out.

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(Rating: 5) thank you so much
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