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i need some really good "class of 2007" slogans. i know there's one with james bond, but that's the theme of our class shirts. any other cool/catchy slogans?


thanks.

My school has "Thank heaven for class of 07" and the shirts are green, and the 07 is the colors of 7-11 store sign.

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The lyrics to How To Save a Life are this:
Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
Lyrics
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Those are the lyrics to the song. What is the song trying to say? Why does he want to know how to save a life? Thanks in advance.

The song How to Save a Life was influenced by my experience working as a mentor at a camp for troubled teens. One of the kids I was paired up with was a musician. Here I was, a protected suburbanite, and he was just 17 and had all these problems. And no one could write a manual on how to save him. He killed himself over night, and I just wish I would have stayed up and talked to him about it. The song is about someone who lost their friend to suicide, and not knowing how to talk the person when they knew something was wrong, then later feeling regret. The person trying to help realizes they should have listened rather than think of what to say. My friend felt like everyone trying to help was saying, Change, or youre on your own, when all he wanted was someone to stay with him and walk through all his junk.


That's what the song was written about, it's from the lead singer.

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my boyfriend just moved 75 miles away from me.. i've been dating him for 3 years and we're both pretty bummed about him leaving. i want to make him a CD with a bunch of songs saying how much i miss him, and being far away from him. any suggestions?

Sorry this is real late, but a song that is exactly what you're looking for,

Miles Apart - Yellowcard

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im sry to trouble u but does neone know wut tht aaliyah song tht goes like "its gonna take t-r-u-s-t to get l-o-v-e" is please its been stuck in my head for a while thanks so much

Yeah, it's "Don't Know What To Tell Ya", here are the lyrics - http://www.mp3lyrics.org/a/aaliyah/dont-know-what-to-tell-ya/

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I've seen people's computer and they have their toolbar thing at the top or on the side, how do I do that?

Well, they come with the computer, every computer should have one. Yours might be pulled up or something, try putting your cursor on the left side, then on top, then the right side, then the bottom, and if you see your cursor turn into a double arrowed thing, click your mouse and drag down, or over, or up (if you're on top, drag down, bottom, drag up, sides, drag out) and maybe you'll have one.

EDIT - Wow, that rating was extremely rude, but whatever. You just click the freaking toolbar, and drag it to whatever side of the screen you want. K. Hope that answered it.

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is there such a thing that you can delete a Question/Answer on your advice column? I really want to delete this one Question/Answer, but I dont know how... Is it possible?
Please and Thank You!

-volleyball2150

Yes, go to 'Edit Answers' find that question, click 'Edit Your Answer', then delete everything that you wrote in the answer box. Then hit 'Edit Answer' again, and they question/answer will be deleted from your column, as well as the rating, if you recieved one. :]

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okay this is really gross so if you dont like gross questions, dont read this.

when i get my period, i have these like blobs of blood that come out ...and idk what i should do. it doesnt seem normal... =/

You don't have to do anything, every girl gets them! They're called blood clots, and they're perfectly normal. Don't worry about it. :]

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Does anyone have any cute nice names that I could call my boyfriend???

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_pet_names.php

http://www.romanceclass.com/miscr/LoveSCat/175

Those two sites have pretty unique names, but maybe you want to find a specific nickname that you could call your boyfriend, and for that, here's a nickname generator:

http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/nickname-generator.php

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A girl I know, but I'm not really good friends with, is having a pool party. She invited 3 boys, and I don't know any of them. I wouldn't care if they were there if it was just a regular party, and I have a boyfriend, so I'm not worried about any of that dating stuff. What I'm worried about is, that I hate how I look in my bikini. It's the only bathign suit I have, and I don't really want guys to see me in it. Especially when half the girls at the party, are anorexic bitches. I think it'd be rude if I didn't go, and I don't know what to do.

Haha 'anorexic bitches' that cracked me up, because there are so many people like that where I live. Anyway, if you don't want to be seen by the guys in your swimsuit, try staying in the water most of the time. Or just leave a towel on the side of the pool, and when you get out, it'll be right there for you. Most importantly though, forget what the other people think. I know it's hard, no one likes to look bad in front of other people, but hey, you have a boyfriend, you're doing fine. Just go & have fun. :]

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hey, well on my old account that i had on this site [ i lost the password ] i had alot of people who listed me as there favorite columnists. now i only have one and i dont understand why. i give like the same type of advice as i did with my old account. can anyone tell me what the problem is?

-caitt♥

There's no problem. Maybe the people haven't found your new column yet, or maybe they don't use this site anymore. Either way, different people will most likely add you as a favorite soon enough. :]

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So yesterday I went to a baseball game with my friend. My other friend found out and go jealous. So today the other friend was suppose to come over but she said she would come later because she was going to the high school with another friend. I wasn't jealous i was just upset that she ditched me. So I talked to my "friend" about it and all I said was that i'm mad that she ditched me. So the jealous friend heard that I said that and said I was talking about her behing her back. Was I talking about her behind her back?

Well, yes, but not in a bad way at all. Also, if you only told one person that, then wouldn't she have been the one to tell your jealous friend? Just don't talk about anyone to that friend anymore, because you never know who she'll tell, even though you said nothing bad about the jealous friend at all.

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i had a sunburn..and i peeled the skin on my nose..and now its all red >.< ..is this just new skin? when will it turn back to normal color? is there a way to make the red go away!? thanks

Yeah, it's new skin, and it will go back to it's normal color, usually within 3-4 days. Try putting some Aloe Vera on it! It's great, it makes the sunburn feel colder, & it helps it heal much faster! :]

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ahh i seriously have like 10 or more mosquito bites and they are driving me crazyy!!!!! is there any way to make them go away quicker? i have this lotion stuff but it doesn't help that much and only lasts for a little period of time. please help they itch so bad!! =[ thank youuu.

Well, idk if you're able to go out & buy remedies, so here are some homemade things you can do -

1. Vinegar, it takes the sting out.
2. Anti-Histamine (proof for those two - http://www.f-16.net/f-16_forum_viewtopic-t-3248.html)

Yeah, if you can buy something, I suggest Anti-Bite or Calomine Lotion. They both work so so good & are under 5 dollars.

Just try not to scratch!! Scratching them will only make them stay longer, so avoid that! :]

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Ok i made my boyfriend promise that we wouldn't do anything sexual anymore. And he said that he promised. He even promised that he would stop me in the case that I came on to him. But yesturday he was playing with me and tried to have sex with me and I pushed him away but he kept coming at me. Now I don't know what to do because..it really hurts me that he finally seemed like he made a promise that was worth while. Does he even love me. We have been going out for almost 10 months now...

Well, I think he loves you, making a promise was a start. Though he did break the promise, give him another chance, maybe he forgot that day, or he was just even more attracted to you at the moment. Wait it out a while, & if he continues to try & be sexual & you're not into it, then I say leave him. If he can't listen to one thing you asked him not to do, then he can't listen to much.

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Well, this is a bit embarassing as it would be for any other guy. I feel a bit insecure about my size. I dont think Im bad at all at 6 inches, but I would like to be bigger. Is there any proven (by experience) methods to increase size? any known Pills? exersices? except of course surgery (cant afford it).

Thanks!

Well hey, I found this site which shows exercises & pills that can help.

http://www.allabout-penis-enlargement.com/?s=3&w=101858&p=2&sb=

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http://img197.exs.cx/img197/8117/rock28uv.png


i was wondering if anyone knew
what game that came from?

I asked my brother, and he said Pokemon Ruby.

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I have a livejournal which I update like every day. I change my layouts a lot but my selections are limited because I don't know how to upload pictures onto my own server. A lot of the layouts require you to upload pictures for the layout to your own server and I have no idea how to do this. Could someone walk me through how to do this? I would really appreciate the help.

Imageshack.us
tinypic.com

Go to either one of those, & it'll host the picture for you. If you saved the picture to your computer, then hit upload on either one of those sites, and it'll load it from your comp. :]

After it's loaded, they'll give you the link with the picture!

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I was just wondering
how do girls like do that hairstyle
when the take some and it looks poofy in the center.. well like this..

http://xa3.xanga.com/fdcb13055623221679718/b15435299.jpg

how do you do that in a pony tail,
and down?

Ah, I do this all the time! :]

Down -

Take your bangs/or center part of hair and squeeze your fingers together, then push forward a little. Then get a clip/bobby pins and place them where your fingers are. Just keep your hair down..

Pony Tail -

Do the same steps as the above, (keep your hair down while doing it) & then once you've got the clip/bobby pins in your hair, put a ponytail holder in your hair, and just make a ponytail. It's actually a very, very, easy style & it looks cute! Some people also lightly spray some hairspray around the 'poof' to help it stay poofy all day long! :]

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