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I'm really good friends with this girl who I want to ask out. She is going away to study abroad for a few months, but before she goes I'm taking her out to dinner. I want to give her a sentimental gift of some sort while we are on our date.

I'm not going to ask her out until she comes back, since starting a relationship right before she leaves would be tough. I just want something that can soften her up for when she comes back.

Ive already given her a teddy bear for valentines day, so doing that again would be redundant. I don't want to give her something practical or anything like that. Just something that will make her smile, and that will keep me close to her, and make her think about me while she is gone.

Any suggestions would be appreciated :)

A picture frame with the two of you in it could be cute! Or you could give her a box filled with things from her home country. For example, if you live in the United States you could fill a box with Hershey's kisses, American stamps, the American flag, green dollar bills, a Walmart gift card, etc, and maybe include a picture of you along with it. It could really make her feel better when missing home overseas, and she'll be sure to remember you by it.

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what is a blow job particularly and how do you give it?

A blowjob is when a person stimulates a penis orally. Unfortunately, we cannot give you specific advice on how to give a blow job, but a quick google search will give you tips and pointers.

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I have been friends with him for a year, he is real nice and funny. I text him all the time and real enjoy talking and hanging with him. I sent a forward that said if you could ask me a question what would it be? He asked if I like him I don't want to say yes because I don't want to ruin are friend ship and I am super shy about this kind of things. I haven't even told my friends yet. But part of me wants to say yes. I don 't know how to deal with this.I am a 13 year old girl.


Thanx

You should say yes. He probably asked because he likes you. Even if it turns out he doesn't feel the same, as long as you'r relaxed about the situation you can remain friends.

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What should I do to try to get him less controlive and jealous?

Break up with him.

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I was introduced to a guy who is sweet, charming, good looking, and just overall a good guy. We have been texting each other a lot for the last few days, and have been laughing for most of it.
He says I'm really pretty, and that I have amazing eyes, and an interesting personality. We are going to go to the Bowling Alley with friends on Sunday so we can get to know each other, but were just playing "Truth or Dare" over phone. He asked me "What do you look for in a prospectual boyfriend" and I replied "A Best friend pretty much; someone who will be with me through rough times, and through good times" He said "I think I'm all of that" and continued to say "That's good to know" with a wink face ;) Do you think he's interested in me? Or is interested in asking me out?

I would just like to know what his possible intentions are :)

Yeah, he's definitely interested in dating you. Telling you he thinks he's everything you want in a guy is a not-so-subtle hint that he thinks you should be together. Enjoy your bowling trip and plan a day where you two can hang out alone afterwards.

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I'm M/16. I feel l like I should give up on my plans and ideas for life. There is no point in trying to reach my goals. It seems like most of the people I know are fake, friends, girls I've liked, even my parents. At this point all I do is stay home and play games, and l'm starting to lose interest in games just like everything else. Then I walk around pretending everything is okay. I wasn't always like this. My grades have been dropping too. I've lost will power & motivation, I'm stuck. I try to make progress enjoy my life, but it seems like no one cares and no one understands. Am I too naive? It seems like there's no such thing as "Normal Life" It seems like I have no meaning, I have no life. I regret stupid little things. I repeat the same mistakes. Its like people have no feelings. I don't exist to anyone, I'm not important to anything. I'm just dust existing on a big ball of dust with 7billion other pieces of dust with some type of energy hidden within us. I wonder abou this life. 8(

While I can't diagnose you over the internet, nor can anyone else here, you're showing a few signs of depression. Do you find yourself sleeping more? Has your appetite changed? It might be a good idea to ask your parent to take you to a psychologist to determine if you're suffering from a mental illness. Otherwise, many teenagers feel what you're feeling right now. Life can be confusing while you're in high school, especially with all those hormones running around in your head. If your family can put you in contact with a therapist, that would be ideal just to determine if it's depression or just a case of the blues.

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17/f All right so, I HAAAAATE sharing food. Loathe it. Absolutely drives me up the wall! But, I am a female. I know it's all right if men eat a lot. I mean, they're dudes, eating is what they do. But, I'm a lady! A lot of my friends know full well to NEVER touch my plate. I've bitten a friend's hand before for stealing a handful of popcorn... XD But there are acquaintances of mine, who don't know me as well, who are known for mooching. As in, if you have food, they will beg like starving dogs. You may be able to guess, but moochers are my worst enemies. So to not be hypocritical, I never mooch or beg.

But, I always see girls sharing food with each other and laughing, and enjoying themselves. Or people sharing with their boyfriends. I wanna know, is it normal to not be able to share food without veins popping out of your head from irritation? Are there people out there like me?

Also, are there maybe some psychological reasons behind it? I'm just wondering. :3

I am a mooch and my primary target is my boyfriend. Anytime I steal food off his plate (which is almost everyday) he rants about my rotten sense of entitlement. So, there are definitely people like you out there. I don't think there are any psychological reasons behind it, however. We all have our pet peeves and this is just yours.

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what are some good nicknames for my boyfriend

I call my boyfriend Snowflake because he is a special snowflake tehe. Baby, babe, cutie, sweetie, etc. are perfectly fine as well. Just avoid calling each other pet names in public, as that can be embarrassing.

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i am a 13 year old girl and i feel like a freak! none of my friends masterbate and they think its groos and weird! i havent told anyone though and i plan to keep it to myself! OMG i feel like a freak!! is it normal??? i do it daily in my bed and rub the leg of my stuffed animal on my vagina!!! is that normal! help me and please dont say mean things!!

It's completely normal to masturbate. Chances are your friends do it too, but feel too ashamed to say so. You don't have to tell anyone you do it and you have no reason to feel like a freak.

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So I'm a13 year-old girl, and I want a good way to give my guy a boner. We have been dating for 4 months (soon to be 5), so the touch barrier is broken. That doesn't mean I really want to give him a hand-job though. Thanks for the help. :)

It's really not a good idea to give a guy a boner if you have no intention of taking things further. When boys become aroused they generally expect to have a sexual encounter. He might pressure you to go farther than you are comfortable with, and that's not a position you want to put yourself in.

That being said, don't just think because he gets a boner you HAVE to pleasure him. He will probably become aroused through simply making out, which is natural. You just shouldn't go on with the intention of making him erect.

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i am a 13 year old female and i am curious of my female friends bodies. i mean i am curious about if they have pubic hair or big boobs so i peek when they are changing clothes and such. does this mean im a lesbian? because i have crushes on boys and think they are hot but sometimes feel an urge to kiss my friends if are faces are close together.does this mean i am bi or lesbian or just curious??
please no mean answers :) thanks!

You aren't necessarily bisexual or a lesbian. You are just beginning to develop your sexual identity, and it's natural to be curious about both woman's bodies and men's bodies. In a few years you'll be able to better understand your sexuality.

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I was just wondering if it is ok to go to warped tour if your 14?? (I will be 14 when I go...I'm 13 now..) And I'm bringing a friend also. So what should I bring with me, and could I wear skinny jeans, a tank top, and converse?? Thanks!! I will be going to the one in Cincinatti, OH. I would like people that have previously gone to answer and tell me ALL about it. THANKS AGAIN!!

The majority of people at Warped Tour will probably be about your age. Some older people may be there depending on what artists perform, but the tour is really targeted towards a younger demographic. I would advise against wearing skinny jeans, as it will probably be really hot outside. You'd probably be better off in shorts. Converse or any other closed toe shoes are a must. I can't remember if they let you bring water in, but if it's allowed bring a water bottle. It's easy to get dehydrated throughout the day. Make sure you bring money to purchase more water, food, and band merchandise. Bring a camera and a cell phone. A nice draw string bag is good too because you can often get free swag. Go and have fun now because in a few years you might not like the bands playing. I was definitely into Warped Tour when I was younger but when I went a few years ago at 17, it was just mediocre because the only band playing that I liked was Reel Big Fish. It's a great experience though and tons of fun. Also, if your parents donate blood through the organization Music Saves Lives, you can get a chance to get backstage passes!

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How can you tell if a girl is bi/gay? Apparently I heard something about intuition.. But what are the signs or something?

Unless the girl is in a relationship with another girl, there really is no way to tell. Contrary to popular belief, there are no "signs" of homosexuality. A gay girl will probably let you know if she's gay. Though some gay girls choose to dress stereotypically "dyke-y" this does not accurately suggest someone's sexuality. Unless they verbalize what gender they prefer, you really don't know anything.

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What Happens When Your Period Ends In The 50s?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menopause

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yM boyfrined and i are very worried. He touched his pre-cum and than touched me dowm there? Could i get pregnat from this even if i started my period today?

You had your period, so chances are you're safe.

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whats the difference between sex and oral sex?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex

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okay so me and this guy have a love hate relationship, i hate that i love him; like the song i hate that i love you by rihanna... what are some other songs like that?

thanks
kaaitlyn

You Really Got a Hold on Me- there are versions by the Beatles, She & Him, and Smokey Robinson to name a few

Again Again- Lady Gaga

aaaaand when you get over that boy, listen to "I Found a Boy" by Adele

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I have never been drunk in my life, and id appreciate it if the only people who wud answer this are people who got drunk, when your drunk, do you know what your doing? do you remember it later on? like lets say some guy is with a girl,and he makes out with someone and says "i was drunk i didnt know what i was doing" is that ever true? cause i hear it ALOT, and then i hear people get calls from their exes when thyre drunk and telling them they miss them and they love them, are drunken words sober thoughts? im LOST.lol

Generally speaking, when you're drunk you know what you're doing. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions, so things that are a bad idea seem OK. You are aware of what you're doing, but you aren't really considering the consequences or implications of your actions.

There's a saying that goes "you wouldn't eat your own shit if you were drunk." What that means is, you have a fairly good idea of what you're doing. You know you're making out with someone, you just don't consider what might happen afterwards. I have seen people so drunk I wasn't sure if they actually knew what was going on, but at that point you would be so incoherent you couldn't make out with anyone anyway. Personally, I've never been nearly that drunk.

I don't really think drunken words are sober thoughts. Drinking makes you feel some things you wouldn't normally feel otherwise.

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what dessert should i make from scratch?

CREME BRULEE. If you figure that one out, you're talented.... and worthy of my friendship.

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i always masturbate 5to8 in a month but from past few days ialways try to suck my cock but iam being fantasize with my cock & iam not able to do it ihave got habit of it but not able to do and wan to drink my own sperms so please suggest me the esaiest position so that ican suck mycock an drnk sperms.and iwant toask that if idrink my sperms will it cause harm for me. please suggest me.

I am so confused as to why this question was asked to me. I do not have a penis; therefore, I have no experience giving myself head.

Anyway, no one on advicenators can give you explicit advice on how to masturbate. That being said, I really have no idea how you orally stimulate yourself anyway. If you're really innovative and do figure this one out, swallowing your semen will not cause any harm to you.

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